Machete Style Anime

Eriri was still somewhat indignant.

"Doesn't she have any idea who I inherited my genes from?!"

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Despite her grumbling, Eriri quickly went to her parents' bedroom to retrieve her notebook so as not to keep her friend waiting.

"Now we have enough machines, one for each of us. What games should we play?"

After turning on the machine, Eriri instantly forgot about the unpleasant incident that had just occurred, her voice filled with anticipation.

"Damaged Milk Powder? League of Legends? CrossFire? Battlefield Online?"

As a true otaku, Eriri's gaming experience extends far beyond visual novels, including many popular PC games. However, neither Megumi Kato nor Sora Kasugano are as enthusiastic about them as she is.

Ultimately, the three chose League of Legends, a tower defense game.

"Ok?"

After logging into her account and entering the game lobby, Eriri couldn't help but widen her eyes.

Because she saw a name on her friends list that seemed to suggest she wanted to devour someone alive, and it was online.

Kato Megumi noticed her unusual behavior and asked curiously, "What's wrong, Eriri?"

Kasugano Sora didn't say anything, but she was very curious as to why her friend had such an expression as if she had been dumped by a scumbag.

"Hey~ Hui, Xiao Qiong, let's not play ranked matches today. I'll invite another person, and we'll play matchmaking today."

"Hmm. *2"

Curious about their friend's true intentions, Kato Megumi and Kasugano Sora readily agreed.

After obtaining permission from two friends, Eriri sent a message to someone in her friends list with a sly smile.

"Hmph! Today I'll show you what the fear of being dominated really is!"

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Kasugano Mirai returned home, ate a bento box she bought from a convenience store for dinner, and then immediately sat down in front of the computer.

As he logged into his account, he muttered to himself, "Strange, when I played on the Japanese server in my previous life, I was matched with Chinese players in at least nine out of ten games, and it was even five out of nine. How come I haven't been matched with any Chinese players even once now after playing for so long?"

He still couldn't figure out the problem even after entering the hall.

And then... there was no more.

Because a friend message popped up in the game interface.

"Green plums are the way to go! Imperial Guards, shall we continue today?"

Kasugano Mirai's hesitation lasted less than a second before she sent out a "come".

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Twenty minutes into the game.

"Your emperor is back! :mad, Sona, are you an idiot? Do you even know how to play?!"

"Your emperor is back! : Not only are you low on health, but you also lured the enemy jungler over—what's the meaning of that?"

……

Seeing the messages constantly refreshing on the public chat, Kasugano Mirai instantly perked up.

why?

Because it's all square-shaped Chinese characters from the Celestial Empire!

As for the Sona the other party mentioned... who else could it be but him?

Don't ask why I didn't use the bot or the child bot; it's because I was robbed by two players invited by that friend!

To show them the harsh realities of society, he directly treated the female musician as a scoundrel.

Hey~ you're low on health?

I'm not going to heal myself, I'm just playing!

Not only will I not heal you, I'll also lure the enemy jungler over to take your kills!

Clearly, the two players invited by Qingmei, a friend in the game, were in a pretty good mood. Even though he tricked them several times, they didn't curse. But Hanbing on the development lane exploded, and lines of beautiful Chinese language started flooding the screen.

Recalling her previous question, Kasugano Mirai suddenly realized.

"The majority of LoL's audience is teenagers, but students in China are different from those in Japan; they're constantly burdened with books and homework, leaving them with very little time to play."

While it's great to have the question answered, there's another very important matter at hand.

After switching input methods, Kasugano Mirai began frantically typing on the keyboard.

The hand speed was so fast that even afterimages appeared!

It's just, quite outrageous.

"Chinese Imperial Guard: Did you have a good time cursing? I have good news for you. I just called your mom, and guess what? She hung up!"

"Chinese Imperial Guards: Your future abundance of children and grandchildren will all depend on your brothers' help!"

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The rest of the game experience…

Forget it, there's no game experience left. The two Zaun hunters started attacking like crazy to protect their families.

In the end, Kasugano Mirai won this bloodless war with the speed of her hands, honed over a decade of being single.

Despite losing the game, he was still in a very good mood.

Because he successfully protected his family.

As for how his teammates felt...

Hey~ As long as he's having fun.

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Eriri's bedroom.

When Kasugano Mirai and her teammates were arguing, Eriri and Kasugano Sora were not in a good mood because they were both speaking Chinese.

It's human nature to watch the drama unfold. Through the rapidly spreading messages, they knew that the two sides must have had a friendly and harmonious exchange, but the fact that the messages seemed encrypted made them feel uneasy.

Kato Megumi stared at the constantly refreshing messages on her screen, her expression quite strange.

—In her previous life, Kasugano Mirai had a great fondness for the neighboring country. Because of this fondness, she worked hard to improve her Chinese language skills, which is why she was able to understand the heated greetings between her two teammates.

Looking at the greetings that hadn't been repeated for ten minutes, the girl suddenly turned to her friend on the other side.

"Eri, do you often match with this person?"

"Ah."

"Have you two ever argued when he tries to take advantage of you?"

"It won't escalate to an argument; at most, it'll just be some grumbling and complaining about him."

"what happened?"

Facing her friend's puzzled gaze, Kato Megumi said in an ambiguous tone, "It's nothing, Eriri seems to have pretty good luck."

The girl whose name was mentioned blinked twice, not understanding what "friend" meant.

"By the way, Eriri, have you ever considered meeting up in person?"

"no!"

"Meeting in person is absolutely out of the question!"

"Even if I jump off the second floor today and die outside, I will never meet him in person!"

“...a wise decision.”

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Friday was uneventful; I just slacked off and helped Totsuka Saika with her tennis training.

Fast forward to Friday night.

The Tokisaki family.

Kurumi Tokisaki's bedroom on the first floor.

As the master bedroom of a detached house, the bedroom on the first floor is not small.

However, today, the bedroom was packed with people, as countless Kurumi Tokisakis were chattering away, discussing tomorrow's date.

"It would be better to wear this outfit tomorrow."

"Nonsense! This one looks much better!"

……

"Remember to wear the winning underwear, and try your best to win over Future Sang in one fell swoop!"

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Where should we go on a date?

"Places like amusement parks, cinemas, and food streets?"

"Isn't this a bit cliché?"

"It's better to keep things conventional for a first date and not try anything unconventional."

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Listening to the chatter of her clones, the original Tokisaki Kurumi, sitting on the bed, rubbed her temples in exasperation.

"Other people's date planning involves getting advice from friends and family, discussing the date location and what to wear. But mine is a completely different story!"