Machete Style Anime

"Mom!!!! Help me!!!!"

"Oh!"

Hearing such a horrific scream while she was concentrating, Sayuri Sawamura accidentally elbowed a bottle of soda that was lying next to her.

To her horror, the half-full bottle of soda happily broke free from its restraints and danced joyfully on the table, carpet, and her clothes.

"..."

After a few seconds of silence, Sayuri Sawamura expressionlessly pulled out a wet wipe to wipe the drink stains off her body.

Clearly, her efforts were doomed to be in vain.

Noticing that the area that had been wet from the drink had become a bit sticky, she grabbed a change of clothes and headed to the bathroom without a word.

Below where she had just been sitting, there were several potato chips that had been crushed into crumbs.

It's clear that being interrupted while watching a TV series or anime didn't put the person in a very good mood.

"Eri, my precious daughter, if you can't give me a reasonable explanation later, be prepared to be turned into a toy!"

what?

Eriri is her daughter; what she's doing isn't quite right.

Ha~ Parents are the true love, children are just an accident.

Children are meaningless if they aren't meant to be toys! (Just kidding!)

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Eriri, who was already as anxious as an ant on a hot pan, was naturally unaware that her shout had directly led to her being put on her mother's little list.

Right now, her focus is entirely on the previously agreed-upon offline solo match.

Eagerly heading downstairs to her bedroom, the girl pounded on the door, and you could even vaguely see some dust being shaken off.

"Help!"

"Bang bang bang!"

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"Mom! Open the door!! Open the door now!!! I need to talk to you about something!!!"

"Bang bang bang!"

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"Can you bear to see your lovely daughter die young?"

"Bang bang bang!"

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"Auntie! Are you inside?"

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The Spencers have always doted on their daughter and have very gentle temperaments. They can even calmly accept that their daughter works as a illustrator in middle school, something that is difficult for most people to accept. Of course, you can't expect them to put on any parental airs in front of their daughter.

Due to Sayuri Sawamura's personality, her interactions with her daughter sometimes resembled a mother-daughter relationship, sometimes a best friend relationship, and sometimes a frenemy relationship.

Unsurprisingly, Eriri, having received no response for half a day, has now switched to her "frenemy mode."

However, just as she was about to continue knocking and shouting, the door in front of her suddenly opened.

The moment the door was opened, a gust of steam rushed out.

Eriri immediately understood why she hadn't received a response after calling the door for so long.

With a pout, she slipped into the house and hugged her mother's arm, trying to please her: "Mom~ I'm in trouble now and I need your help."

"If you don't help me, it's very likely that the white-haired person will send the black-haired person to their death."

Looking at her mother's thick, black hair, and then at her own smooth, golden pigtails, the girl paused twice and changed her words twice.

Upon hearing this, Sayuri Sawamura's expression changed slightly.

In her opinion, since she was already taking a shower, she might as well take it as long as possible.

However, her daughter kept banging on the door like she was being summoned, so she couldn't concentrate on taking a shower. She quickly rinsed off the drink stains on her body, put on a bathrobe, and came to open the door.

Even if Eriri didn't say anything, Sayuri Sawamura could guess from her daughter's constant banging on the door and shouting that her daughter must have something important to discuss with her.

Even if it's not as exaggerated as she described, there's still some danger in a black-haired person sending off a blonde.

As for making such a big fuss about finding her over something so trivial... that might be possible if she weren't dead, but it's practically impossible now.

Of course, this possibility cannot be completely ruled out.

However, if she is bothered by trivial matters, she would not mind letting her precious daughter see what a landslide of maternal love is!

"Clumsy and impatient."

Sawamura Sayuri didn't directly ask her daughter what had happened. Instead, she gave her a few mild criticisms before asking, "Alright, tell me, what happened? How could you say something as outrageous as a black-haired person sending off a blonde-haired person?"

"I knew Mom was the best."

The way she was addressed as "daughter" made Sayuri Sawamura squint her eyes.

"Next time, remove the word 'old,' otherwise don't come to me with any more problems."

People are knives and servants, and I am fish and meat.

Although Eriri felt that her mother was acting like she was trying to look young, she was incredibly flexible and adaptable when she needed something from her.

"Little Lily Sister~ Please help me~"

The girlish voice gave Sawamura Sayuri goosebumps all over her body after she had just taken a shower.

However, to be honest, being called "sister" made her overjoyed, and she ignored the physical discomfort.

"I agreed to help, can you explain why now?"

Upon receiving the promise, Eriri felt a huge weight lifted from her heart.

Immediately afterward, imagining the scene of the other person kneeling at her feet begging for mercy when they met, the girl's voice as she stated the facts couldn't help but carry a hint of joy: "The matter is actually not that complicated. Simply put, I had a solo match with a friend I've been playing games with for a long time today. After losing, he started attacking me, and under the influence of impulse, I made a solo match with him offline."

After hearing about the so-called trouble, Sayuri Sawamura couldn't help but cover her face.

So you brought this trouble upon yourself?

To be honest, she was sometimes really curious as to why her daughter, born to her and her husband, both of whom were calm and composed people, was so impulsive and restless.

If it weren't for birth certificates, bloodline tests, and other such documents, the couple would sometimes seriously doubt whether the person in front of them was their biological daughter.

Suppressing the urge to complain, Sayuri Sawamura said listlessly, "How do you want me to help you?"

"Should we have Dad use his authority to investigate the other party's IP address and then go to their home to offer them some assistance?"

"Or did Mom use the family's resources to find his location and send him to Tokyo Bay to cool off?"

Eriri disagreed with both of these suggestions.

The girl said, somewhat exasperated, "Auntie! It's just a misunderstanding caused by a game, why are you thinking so cruelly?"

"What I mean is, we should find a few capable female bodyguards to secretly accompany me."

"To be honest, after playing with him for so long, he doesn't even know if I'm a man or a woman."

"If things go smoothly when we meet, we'll just treat it as a friendly offline meetup."

"If he keeps his word and really intends to have a one-on-one fight with me, then I'll have my bodyguards come forward."

"Whether you persuade people with reason or with material things, as long as you can convince them, that's fine."

After patiently listening to her daughter finish explaining her thoughts, Sayuri Sawamura nodded silently.

"Luckily, it was just a bit impulsive and reckless, not completely thoughtless, otherwise my dad and I would have had to consider creating a alternate account."

"Since Eriri has made her decision, I won't say anything more."

"On Saturday when we meet, I will find you a few strong female bodyguards through my family to protect you in secret."

"Go ahead and do whatever you want to do, it's safe and secure."

"Ok!"

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Although the battle last night was very intense, the elves' recovery ability far exceeds that of ordinary people, and this was not the first time.

Therefore, when Kasugano Mirai was brought home by her girlfriend, Yoshino and Nanami had already fully recovered.

Seeing the two little ones' bright, shining eyes, the person in question couldn't help but tremble.

Don't get me wrong, given his extraordinary abilities in this life, he could satisfy not only three people, but even ten times the number.

The reason I'm behaving so poorly is partly because I'm mentally exhausted.

No matter how much you like a food, eating too much of it will make you feel nauseous.

Similarly, no matter how much you enjoy doing something, you'll feel mentally exhausted and bored after doing it for a long time.

On the other hand, what were the conditions your girlfriend mentioned before?

I'll spend half a month with them, maintaining the same attitude I had last night.

So the question is, what was his attitude last night?

Simply put, it's a boyish, youthful appearance.

In other words, he'll be spending a full two weeks as a young boy with three older women who are older in every sense of the word!

What kind of human suffering is this?!

The first time starting a harem and the first time dating a legal girlfriend—two joys combined should have brought even more happiness.

But why? Why did it turn out like this?

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