Machete Style Anime

My friend, who had been offline for a long time, suddenly came back online and invited me to play games together, promising that we would have a great time and that he wouldn't let me down.

Question: If you were in that situation, what would you do?

Anyway, Eriri went all in and bet!

"Green plums are the way to go! Come on! Let's start the ranked matches!"

They hit it off immediately and teamed up to start ranked matches.

Less than a minute after matchmaking, we entered the character selection screen.

Kasugano Mirai occupies the first floor.

In other words, he was the first to choose people.

Immediately, something happened that caused Eriri's blood pressure to spike.

"Our team, 'Chinese Imperial Guards,' has selected the hero 'The Unforgiven Yasuo'!"

After the system notification was completed and a brief silence followed, the chat channel was flooded with countless messages.

Teammate A (Random Person): You idiot! What kind of job did you pick?!

Teammate B: Pfft~ That's colonel-level language... I think I understand now.

Teammate B: But to be honest, your character choice was definitely problematic.

Teammate C: Wow, I specifically switched out of the game to check, and it's definitely the Japanese server! So both teammates are on our side?

Teammate C: What's going on on the fifth floor? Are you on our side? If so, say something.

Eriri's eyes were wide open, her little head filled with great confusion.

Although she was angry at her gaming friends for their lack of sportsmanship, she was even more shocked by the remarks of her other three teammates.

What the hell was that thing my first teammate was talking about?!

Does the Japanese language have this kind of grammar?

Or is it that the Chinese language class was taught by the PE teacher?

Although the second teammate's words didn't contain much information, you should really think about the first sentence!

As for the third teammate, that wasn't just a hint; it was practically throwing the answer right in your face!

"So you have a bunch of foreign players as teammates?"

"I @#&%fuck!"

Upon realizing the truth, the girl, unable to contain her emotions, launched into a tirade of profanities in her room, a mixture of Japanese and broken Japanese, with spittle flying everywhere.

image?

Excuse me, this is my own home, my own room, what is that thing?

However, that's the truth, and no matter how hard she finds it to accept, she has no choice but to accept it.

While the group was chatting and typing, the other three teammates had already selected their characters.

It doesn't matter what role they play, since there are two spies planted by the opposing team in this game, so it doesn't matter what they choose.

Seeing her friend betray their pre-game agreement, Eriri was filled with rage and, without thinking, chose a hero.

"Our team, 'Green Plum is King!' selects the hero 'Zed, the Master of Shadows!'"

This completely enraged the other three teammates.

In no time, the team channel was flooded with all sorts of beautiful words and phrases.

However, the two terrible players had already tacitly blocked their teammates' messages.

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Twenty minutes later, large red text appeared on the computer screen.

The girl sitting in front of the computer had a very rich expression on her face, sometimes gritting her teeth and sometimes smiling broadly, looking exactly like someone suffering from schizophrenia.

"Although this guy is really bad, I have to admit that it's also really fun to play with him."

This is why she often gets tricked but still enjoys playing with the other party.

People play games either to win, for fun, or as a job, such as professional gamers or game boosters.

Eriri is not a masochist; she is currently a student.

If she couldn't win the game and it couldn't bring her any joy, she would have deleted and blocked the other person long ago. How could she have played with them for so long?

After the game ended, the girl, still engrossed in the game, didn't care about her previous loss and immediately extended a second invitation.

As before, the other party immediately agreed.

Then, history began to repeat itself.

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The third round.

Lost.

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The fourth game.

Lost.

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Fifth game.

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Game six.

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I don't know how much time had passed, but when Eriri finished the game, her stats screen was all red.

Just then, a new message came from the friends channel.

"Huaxia Jinyiwei: Come to think of it, we've been playing together for so long, but we've never actually had a solo match."

"Chinese Imperial Guards: Why not seize the day? Shall we have a go now?"

Eriri may be timid and care about what others think, but she still has a competitive spirit.

Moreover, since it's online now, she's even more fearless.

Solo?

Come on then, who's afraid of who?!

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Half an hour later, staring at the bright 0-15 mark on the scoreboard, the girl fell silent.

This was immediately followed by gritted teeth: "Damn it!"

"We're clearly friends, couldn't you at least let me lose a couple of kills so my defeat wouldn't be so humiliating?"

"Don't you even know what etiquette and social graces are?!"

If things had ended there, nothing more would have happened. At most, the girl would have kept a note about him, secretly worked hard, and waited for the day when fortunes would change.

Unfortunately, reality doesn't offer "what if," "what if," or "what if" scenarios.

Last night, my girlfriend bullied and exploited me in various ways. But after an afternoon of fun and the thrill of crushing noobs, plus the internet, Kasugano Mirai's pent-up frustration dissipated, and she felt a little giddy.

After Eriri exited the settlement interface and returned to the game lobby, she received the following messages.

"Chinese Imperial Guards: That's it?"

"Huaxia Jinyiwei: To be honest, even if I threw a handful of cat food on my keyboard, my cat would play better than you."

Such provocative words enraged the girl, and her two pigtails seemed poised to explode.

However, the matter was not over yet, because the message from the other side was not yet finished.

"Huaxia Jinyiwei: I always thought the reason we lost was because we both liked to mess around, but I never expected the truth was that you were just too bad. My guilt about letting my teammate down has lessened a lot."

[Huaxia Jinyiwei: But it's okay, I won't look down on you. Let's continue to play and have fun together.]

On the surface, Eriri is an elegant, composed, and well-educated young lady from a wealthy family.

In private, however, she is an impulsive and easily angered doujinshi artist who prefers to stay at home.

Driven by anger, the girl sent out this message after being provoked in such a way, with each word more hurtful than the last.

"Childhood sweethearts are the way to go! Ha~ You know we play games to have fun, right? I'm not like you, only finding satisfaction online. In real life, I could take on ten of you!"

As mentioned earlier, due to various reasons, Kasugano Mirai is currently somewhat complacent.

Therefore, upon seeing this statement, he gave a completely different answer than he usually does.

"Chinese Imperial Guard: You want to fight ten of them? Perhaps you're also surnamed Ye?"

"Chinese Imperial Guard: Even if your surname is Ye, it won't matter; you still can't beat me."

In the second sentence, he did not use an exclamation mark to emphasize his point.

However, it was these calm, factual words that ignited Eriri's already explosive temper, causing her to type out a very irrational sentence.

"Green plums are the way to go! What kind of skill is it to just talk big? Let's have a real-life solo match! Let's see who's the real king of trash talk!"

After sending the message, the girl, who was already getting carried away with her emotions, was afraid that the other party would not agree, so she sent several provocative emojis in a row, and then edited and sent a few more messages.

"Green plums are the way to go! You were bragging so much just now, you shouldn't be backing down now, right?"

"Childhood friends are the way to go! If you're worried about what I might do to you if we meet alone, we can meet in a crowded place like Akihabara."

"Green plums are the way to go! Don't ask me why we chose Akihabara. I usually go to Ginza, but the cost of living there is probably beyond your budget, so we decided to meet in nearby Akihabara."