People are in Honkai Impact 3rd, there's a villain simulator.

The Black Abyss Spear streaked across the air like a shooting star, and with a loud clang, it deflected the ice scythe from Rita's hand.

Although Durandal was wearing a white mask, seemingly trying to hide her identity, Rita recognized her at a glance as the Durandal who had recently disappeared. How could she not recognize her best friend of many years?

Upon seeing Durandal, Rita seemed to forget that she was still on the battlefield, and a beautiful smile, as lovely as a hundred flowers in full bloom, appeared on her face.

"Lady Durandal... I'm so glad you're alright..."

Jojo seemed to want to tease Rita a bit more. Even though she was pale and looked extremely sickly, she still said affectionately to Durandal, "My wife, I knew you wouldn't leave your husband to die."

"Enough nonsense... If you die, who will help me rescue my companions trapped in the World Serpent?"

Durandal glared at Jojo with shame and anger in her eyes. She didn't really want to save Jojo's life. It was just that if he, as the World Serpent's torturer, died... the other companions who were still in the World Serpent would die even more miserably than him.

That's right... I saved him only because his life was in danger and it concerned my comrades; there was absolutely no personal reason involved.

Yulandel thought to herself.

Meanwhile, Rita didn't want to turn against her best friend, Ice Blade, so she put the ice scythe behind her back and smiled gently: "Lady Durandal, I've missed you terribly while you were missing. It's so good to see you're alright. Come back to Destiny with me soon!"

Seeing Rita reach out her hand expectantly, Durandal's heart skipped a beat, her eyes filled with hesitation. But when she thought of her companions still trapped in the World Serpent, she immediately understood and shook her head resolutely: "No, Rita, I can't go back with you right now."

You don't want to come back with me?

After being rejected, Rita trembled and shockedly withdrew her slightly trembling right hand.

Why is Durandal unwilling to return to Destiny with me?

Rita pondered the matter but still couldn't understand why Durandal wouldn't return to her destiny.

Then, as if remembering something, she turned to look at Jojo behind Durandal, a hint of anger flashing in her eyes: "You... what despicable means did you use to threaten Lady Durandal!"

When Jojo heard Rita's responsibilities, she raised an eyebrow slightly. Her mind was indeed sharp, and she immediately guessed that there was another reason why Durandal was unwilling to return.

However... even JoJo wasn't sure if she was threatening Durandal.

After all... she stayed to help him, and he helped her protect her companions who had been captured by the World Serpent. It was actually a fair and just transaction where everyone got what they wanted, so it didn't really count as a transaction.

“I’ve already said… Durandal is my first wife now, and she can’t go back to Destiny with you.” JoJo shrugged helplessly and said softly, “Why don’t you come back with me and be my concubine? Then you can still be together.”

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"You..." Rita's lips trembled with rage as she raised her scythe and pointed it at Jojo: "Lady Durandal, rest assured, I will immediately rid you of this despicable and shameless villain..."

With Durandal around, Jojo naturally wasn't afraid of Rita's threat.

It's important to know that although they are both S-class Valkyries, Durandal's strength is vastly different from the other two.

Although Durandal's strength has not yet returned to its peak due to the effects of the anti-Honkai serum, she can still easily defeat Rita.

Jojo reached out and patted Durandal's snow-white shoulder, her tone carrying a hint of threat as she said, "Rita said she wanted to kill me... I'm fine this time, but... what will happen after I die..."

Upon hearing Jojo's words, Durandal closed her eyes in distress, knowing that Jojo was reminding her of the other Valkyries trapped in the World Serpent.

But... I really don't want to be Rita's enemy.

Seeing Jojo whispering intimately in Durandal's ear, Rita immediately sensed that their relationship was more than just friendship. Her heart trembled slightly. She truly didn't want to lose Durandal, her dearest friend. Shaking her head in fear, she comforted herself, "No...no way...how could Lady Durandal fall for such a...smooth-talking villain?"

Rita glared fiercely at Jojo, who was threatening Durandal, then looked at her most important friend.

"Lady Durandal, please step aside, I'll get rid of the cockroaches for you right away."

“No…” Durandal bit her red lips with her silver teeth, hesitated for a moment, and then said in a painful, trembling voice, “Rita, I have my own reasons. If you want to kill him, then kill me first!”

Seeing that Durandal was determined to stand in front of Jojo, Durandal suspected that Jojo had given her some kind of spell, and her voice was not as forceful as before.

Faced with her best friend's obstruction, Rita ultimately couldn't be as ruthless as she would be to an enemy. She asked softly, "Lady Durandal, what's wrong with you? Why are you protecting that villain? What's troubling you? You can tell me... I'll help you!"

Normally, Rita's care always made Durandal feel as happy as a gentle breeze, but... now her soft words were particularly hurtful, because she could not return to Destiny. The more Rita wanted her to go back, the more painful it was for her to be unable to go back.

"You've got it wrong, Rita. I went with Jojo willingly..."

As soon as she finished speaking, Durandal closed her eyes in anguish and lowered her head so that Rita wouldn't see the insincerity in her expression.

Perhaps because she had been by JoJo's side for a long time, Durandal had also picked up some of the tricks of JoJo's villainous words and actions.

Upon hearing Durandal say that she had voluntarily followed Jojo, Rita felt as if struck by lightning, her head spinning. She weakly released the ice scythe, her face turning pale with fright, and her eyes filled with terror.

Could it be... that Durandal, just as that man said... has become his wife?

Are they now at the point where things are irreversible and the deed is done?

Chapter 99 Qiao Qiao, oh... I love lolis the most (5k2)

Rita's scythe was covered in frost, and fine icy mist, like moonlight, enveloped her delicate body clad in the Godslayer Armor. Her feet moved through the air, and her Stand, Silver Moon, silently wielded the scythe beside her, like the Grim Reaper. She had originally wanted to kill Jojo because of their differing stances and enmity, but now her teeth were clenched, the frost on the blade exceptionally cold, radiating a chilling aura. Her heart was filled with hatred for Jojo, and the scythe she swung towards him was brimming with personal resentment.

As Durandal's close friend, Rita also hopes that she can find her own happiness. However, Jojo's identity is special, and he may have intricate connections with the World Serpent. Schicksal and the World Serpent are enemies, so how could someone from the World Serpent possibly give Durandal true happiness?

Rita's delicate body, covered in icy Honkai energy, swung her scythe at Jojo: "Lady Durandal, I'll take care of these pests that approach you!"

Facing Rita's scythe, facing a life-or-death crisis, you remain calm and composed, standing still with a slight smile. You know perfectly well that Durandal will do everything in her power to save your life in order to hold the Valkyrie who has been captured by the World Serpent.

Qiao Qiao had played the game before, so she already knew that Destiny had been hunting down Anti-Entropy and Cocolia.

She had long anticipated that she might go to war with the Valkyries, which is one of the reasons why JoJo came out to subdue Anti-Entropy and bring Durandal with her.

Durandal is the strongest Valkyrie in Schicksal. Although she has not yet recovered her full strength, as long as she is there, none of the Valkyries in Schicksal can defeat her.

Durandal's gaze shifted and then froze on Rita, whose lithe figure seemed poised to claim her head. Her Luna Kindred, the Godslayer armor, was equipped with a light-winged thruster module. As the thrusters on either side of the armor deployed, they emitted pale blue gamma particles. A pair of dazzling wings of light seemed to appear behind her, chasing Rita's lithe figure like a shooting star. Durandal effortlessly deflected the scythe in Rita's hand with her lance.

[Two fiery blue phantoms appeared behind Durandal, just like Rita. They were two self-controlled phantoms whom Durandal called "King" and "Queen," wielding a sword and a shield respectively, blocking the silver moon behind Rita.]

Good grief... another Stand user has arrived.

This Godslayer Armor is quite fun; it can summon phantom spirits and even deploy light wings for flight.

Aside from Crimson Knight, which requires spending a lot of time and money to play, the other Godslayer armors are quite powerful. I'd like to get one to play with if I get the chance.

Rita doesn't approve of your marriage to Durandal and wants to get rid of you as soon as possible. Durandal, though unwilling, takes all the attacks for the sake of her sisters in the World Serpent.

What business is it of yours, Rita, between me and Durandal? Do I need to object?

[You're watching Durandal and Rita fight fiercely because of you. What's your next choice?]

Option 1: Rush forward, stand between the two of them, and shout, "Stop fighting! Stop fighting!"

[Option 2: Join Durandal, defeat Rita with her, and imprison her in your secret chamber for proper training.]

[Option 3: Find a place to sit down, clap your hands and shout: "I love watching women fight! Let's fight! Let's fight!" (Choosing this option will get you a KFC Crazy Thursday chicken leg, potato chips, and Coke meal.)]

To play the villain, Qiaoqiao was more than happy to watch the drama unfold, and she was determined to stop the two of them.

Who knows, the two of them might team up in a mixed doubles match and end up defeating themselves.

Helping Durandal is completely unnecessary; she is perfectly capable of defeating Rita. With my current strength, joining her would only hinder her.

Option 3, which adds fuel to the fire, is certainly not honorable... but to be fair... women fighting is indeed a sight to behold!

You can also make French fries.

[Ding—Host has obtained a KFC Crazy Thursday meal.]

Qiaoqiao found a place to sit down, and like a spectator, she put on sunglasses, ate potato chips, drank cola, and shouted from the sidelines, "I love watching women fight! Let them fight! Let them fight!"

Rita's icy scythe slashed at Durandal's lance. Even though she had mobilized all her Honkai energy and concentrated all her power into this strike, it was as if she had struck an unshakeable iron wall. Rita had no chance of defeating Durandal; she had barely managed to withstand the force of Durandal's counterattack, and a few beads of sweat rolled down her forehead.

She and Durandal, who were once inseparable best friends, have now turned against each other and are fighting over a mysterious and unpredictable man.

But Jojo, instead of stepping forward to stop it, fanned the flames from the sidelines, which made Rita grit her teeth in hatred.

She really couldn't understand what Durandal saw in this man.

Could it be that his face beneath the mask is actually quite exquisite and handsome, even attracting Lady Durandal's attention?

"Lady Durandal, please get out of the way!"

"No, I absolutely refuse to give in!"

Durandal, wielding her lance, once again blocked Rita's attack. With her skills, defending against Rita's attacks, or even defeating her, would not have been difficult. However, she simply couldn't bear to harm her adjutant, so she kept holding back.

Durandal wasn't afraid to fight Rita, or even with hundreds of Valkyries, but Jojo behind her was just asking for a beating!

I risked war with my best friend to protect you, and not only did you not come to help, you were also eating chicken legs and drinking cola on the side. You're just crazy!

With a terrible teammate like Qiaoqiao, Durandal is really exhausted.

Even so, Durandal still had to protect Jojo's life from Rita's clutches, as it concerned the lives of her companions.

Suddenly, Rita swung her scythe, unleashing a cold, swift ice blade. Unable to dodge in time, you were frozen into an ice sculpture, unable to move.

Seeing that the ice blade hadn't pierced through your body, Rita clicked her tongue in frustration: "Damn it... this man's got a really tough life... just a tiny bit short..."

Hey, I'm just a bystander watching the show, what did I ever do to you?!

And you! Durandal promised that you would protect me and I would help you protect the Valkyrie of the World Serpent, so why didn't you even block her ice blade?

It's hard not to suspect that you want to kill me.

Seeing your ice blade freeze, Durandal turned around and said somewhat absentmindedly, "Sorry, Jojo, it was just a mistake."

Mistake?

You, the first Valkyrie of Destiny, can't even block a single ice blade?

Even someone without a brain should realize that you're deliberately getting revenge on me!

I, Qiaoqiao, was just watching from the sidelines and I was still bullied like this. How could I tolerate such injustice? I must strike back hard!

[You attempted to join the battle with a deliberate punch, but were unable to move due to your entire body being frozen in ice.]

Gan!

Is this what happens when I stand by and watch women fight?

Just when you were paralyzed, the Valkyrie forces of Destiny set their sights on you.

What bad luck! What bad luck! Being targeted by the enemy when you're unable to move your body—this is a recipe for death.

Just as the Valkyries attempted to kidnap you and return you to Schicksal, Anti-Entropy's Titan mechs dequantized and appeared to block them.

[During the battle between the Titan mechs and the Valkyrie, Cocolia, who was in charge of commanding the mechs, appeared beside you. She ordered the Titan mechs to spray flames at you, melting the ice covering your body.]

After Jojo was freed from his frozen state, he stood on the burnt wasteland. Cocolia rushed up to him anxiously: "Dr. Jojo, are you alright?"

Qiaoqiao was covered in moisture from the melting ice. She nonchalantly tossed her hair and struck a pose with her blue-dyed hair gel.

"Haha, it's nothing, I just took a hot shower!"