People are in Honkai Impact 3rd, there's a villain simulator.

[I am a cat: People with this talent will possess certain physical characteristics and functions of a cat, and must take a one-hour nap and bask in the sun for half an hour every day.]

[The 996 Blessing from Capitalists: Those who choose this talent will become the most outstanding capital resource in the eyes of their bosses. During the "working" hours from 9 AM to 9 PM, Monday to Saturday, you will not feel tired no matter how hard you work or fight. However, when the "working" hours end, the fatigue will suddenly burst forth, and you will sleep until the next day to start a new workday. At the same time, the host will receive appropriate rewards, while the boss will receive generous rewards.]

As Qiaoqiao stood still, she looked at the talents displayed on the simulator page. Many of them were eye-catching, but some were clearly traps.

The talent "I am a cat" only gives people the physical characteristics and skills of a cat, which seems too weak compared to others. Even if Qiao Qiao is given the agility of a cat and the ability to walk silently, this talent is only suitable for reconnaissance or ambush, and is not powerful in Qiao Qiao's opinion.

The "capitalist's 996 blessing" is even more ridiculous. Although there are rewards for working for the boss, how come the boss gets more rewards than me?

I've already done a villain's life simulation, and I still have to keep fighting for my boss's Rolls-Royce?

If JoJo chooses this thing, her "Villain Life Simulator" will probably turn into a "Working Class Simulator."

After careful consideration, Qiaoqiao finally chose the three talents: [Shackles of Shared Sin], [The Whip of Love], and [Infinite Wisdom].

The talent 【Infinite Wisdom】 goes without saying. It's a perfect match for the Villain Life Simulator, somewhat similar to the "Box of Truth" in his first simulation. Both weaken human emotions, strengthen rationality, and enhance the desire to explore truth and science. However, unlike the "Box of Truth," this talent seems to enhance talent in biological science and pharmaceuticals, making it slightly different.

The [Love's Whip] talent needs no introduction. As long as it can weaken a person's mental and physical values, it can yield rich rewards, making it a talent that can significantly increase simulation gains.

It's strange that being able to torture or discipline a woman can produce physical and psychological pleasure in her.

But compared to improving simulation profits, this problem is nothing.

Is it not much better to get a reward for persecuting others than the capitalists' 996 work culture?

As for the skill "Shackles of Shared Sin", it can not only increase the success rate of your own mischief, but also greatly increase the success rate of your teammates in completing tasks.

This is a very rewarding talent; at least you won't encounter any more incompetent teammates.

[The host has completed the talent selection.]

[The system has detected that the host has arrived at the designated check-in location—Bronya's bed.]

[Congratulations, host, you have gained an additional talent: "King of a Hundred Faces".]

Seeing the extra talent the system had assigned him, Qiao Qiao felt very happy. This "King of a Hundred Faces" talent could disguise his true self and make people believe his lies. Although it could only be used three times, it was still a very fun talent to play with.

[All talents have been selected. The life simulation will now officially begin.]

Before Qiaoqiao could think any further, the villain's life simulation had already officially begun.

Your mother is a Valkyrie of Destiny from the Shaniat family, while your father is a genius scientist specializing in biotechnology.

[At age 0, while you were still in your mother's womb, your parents worked hard their entire lives so that you could live a comfortable life in the future. So they found you a fiancée from a wealthy family. As long as you marry her, even if you just eat, drink, and have fun for the rest of your life, you won't run out of her family's money.]

[And your fiancée is Kiana Kaslana, the daughter of the Saintess of the Shaniat family and the Knight of the Kaslana family.]

Ah this...

I wasn't even born yet, and my parents had already found me a rich woman to marry. Their foresight is just too far-sighted!

And... of all things, it had to be Kiana. You see, she's going to lose her memories and become Durandal, the strongest Valkyrie in Schicksal.

Qiaoqiao didn't know if she had money, but given her strict personality, Qiaoqiao probably couldn't expect to slack off and live a life of ease.

And if he really did marry Durandal...

Does Kiana have to call me brother-in-law?

I have to call Kiana my sister-in-law...

They're all classmates of St. Freya...it feels a little strange...

[Both your parents are employees of the Destiny Headquarters, genuinely respect Bishop Otto Apocalypse of Destiny, and have made many significant contributions, making them top-tier officials even within Destiny itself.]

Influenced by both parents, you dreamed of joining Schicksal from a young age, often declaring in front of them, "I'm going to become the strongest Valkyrie in Schicksal!"

Whenever you say this, the adults around you always laugh heartily, and your parents smile and pat you on the head. They never say your dream is unrealistic; instead, they always encourage you.

At the age of three, possessing the gift of "infinite wisdom," you realized early on that it was impossible for a boy to become the strongest Valkyrie of Schicksal. Although unwilling, you refused to undergo surgery to become a girl, thus having to abandon your dream of becoming the strongest Valkyrie. Instead, you dedicated yourself to studying biological sciences and pharmacology, hoping to follow in your father's footsteps as a researcher serving Schicksal and fighting against the Honkai.

At the age of seven, you visited a friend's house with your parents to pay respects to Cecilia, the strongest Valkyrie of Destiny who died on the Siberian battlefield, and who is also your future mother-in-law.

Throughout your years aspiring to become a Valkyrie, she has always been your idol and role model, and even now, you still deeply revere this great saint.

After completing Cecilia's memorial service, your parents returned to Schicksal headquarters to carry out a mission, leaving you in this unfamiliar house, with only a nanny and butler to take care of your daily needs.

[Having just arrived in the Schicksal headquarters area, you have no friends. So, you create a remote-controlled robot yourself: Alahato.]

Just as you were playing with the robot, a girl with a face as cute and delicate as a doll's and hair as soft as snow seemed to see through your loneliness and appeared beside you.

When she saw the Allahato you made, her eyes lit up with a strange light. She hugged you tightly, calling you "the great inventor."

This is the first time since you abandoned martial arts for literature that someone has recognized your invention, so you are very happy and have developed unusual feelings for this girl who is a few years older than you.

During your stay at her home, you went hiking, wading through rivers, catching fish, and playing at amusement parks with her.

[With her by your side, you spent an unforgettable time at Destiny Headquarters, and a deep friendship developed between you.]

Later, you learn from your parents that this doll-like girl is your fiancée—Kiana Kaslana, which fills you with immense joy.

Three months later, your parents will have completed their mission and will be picking you up from the Destiny Headquarters.

Before leaving, you created two Houmu dolls, one black and one white, and gave the black Houmu doll, which represented yourself, to Durandal.

Durandal said she loves your gift and will keep it forever. When you meet again in the future, the Houmu doll will be a token between you two. No matter how much time has passed, she will recognize you again.

Hearing Durandal's words, you were overjoyed. At the time, you were still young and didn't understand romantic feelings, but you secretly vowed to protect her for the rest of your life.

Even after separating from Durandal, you still wrote to her every week, and she would enthusiastically share the joys of life with you.

Damn... the bloodline of the Kaslana family's harem kings is truly something else.

Durandal is so young... and she's already made him so infatuated that he'll marry anyone but her. If you don't marry her in the future, you'll probably become another love-crazed madman.

[Until one day, your letters to Durandal ceased to arrive, and she suddenly vanished from your life without a trace.]

After losing Durandal's reply, you frantically search for news of her, eventually learning that Kiana's father, Siegfried, had defected from Schicksal, while Kiana herself died unexpectedly en route.

Losing your loved one is causing you immense heartache.

[You're alone, clutching a white Homu plushie, tears streaming down your face. You secretly vow that you'll pay any price to bring Kiana back to life...]

[But misfortune struck again. Your mother received a mission from the Archbishop of Destiny to subdue the traitor Siegfried, but in the end, she was unable to leave the Siberian ice fields and remained there forever.]

The entire Valkyrie assault team was wiped out; only Major Himeko appeared before you with a box containing your mother's ashes.

At the funeral, Himeko held you tightly, sobbing uncontrollably: "I'm so sorry... It's all my fault for not protecting her..."

[After losing your fiancée and mother, you are heartbroken, while your father, having lost his beloved, undergoes a complete personality change; the once gentle and refined scholar becomes arrogant and irritable due to his wife's passing.]

Your father believes his wife is not simple, that she harbors a dark destiny and a bishop's conspiracy.

There is nothing more terrible in this world than the destruction of a person's faith.

[To avenge his wife, your father followed in Siegfried's footsteps, betraying his past beliefs and secretly colluding with Anti-Entropy.]

Later, an accident occurred in your father's laboratory; the entire facility exploded, and your father was completely destroyed.

In just three short years, you lost your beloved and your entire family, becoming an orphan.

Is this what fate is supposed to do?

Isn't this practically pushing people towards becoming villains?

Such a tragedy is enough to destroy anyone's mind, but it has instead deprived you of your last attachment. You are now more focused on researching biotechnology than ever before, hoping to find a way to resurrect the dead.

At the age of thirteen, you graduated with honors from one of the world's top universities, earning a doctorate and joining the Sixth Laboratory of the Destiny Headquarters as a full-time researcher in biology and pharmacology.

[You wrote several proposals and swindled a large sum of money from the Schicksal Research Department, which you then poured into biotechnology research in an attempt to resurrect Kiana and her family.]

[You combined the vocal organs and brain of a parrot with those of a large white dog, successfully giving the animal the ability to speak, and significantly improving the dog's intelligence.]

When you successfully demonstrate your experiment to the public, they feel only disgust and fear upon seeing the talking dog. Some even spread rumors that this talking creature is the product of a taboo experiment involving the fusion of humans and animals.

[Congratulations, host, you have gained 100 crystals and experience in animal fusion surgery.]

[In a city destroyed by Honkai, you discovered some disabled people who had lost arms or legs to Honkai Beasts. You generously conducted experiments on them, fusing animal tissue with human tissue to replace their missing limbs.]

Every disabled person you treated is deeply grateful to you, but this experiment violated the humanitarian agreement of Destiny, and you have therefore been condemned by Destiny in many ways.

[Congratulations, host, you have received 100 crystals.]

[A B-rank Valkyrie's lungs and heart were damaged by a Honkai Beast during battle. Despite the doctors' best efforts, they could not save her life. Knowledge only increased her suffering on her sickbed, while you combined the Honkai Beast she had hunted with her body tissues.]

You successfully rescued the Valkyrie, but her body sprouted monstrous horns and a tail.

Upon seeing her monstrous appearance, the Valkyrie not only failed to thank you for saving her life, but even tried to kill you with her sword.

[Congratulations, host, you have gained 100 crystals and Honkai Beast Fusion Surgery experience.]

News of your human experimentation, fusing humans with Honkai Beasts, spread rapidly within Schicksal. They believed you were conducting incredibly horrific and inhumane experiments, while you maintained that it was all a necessary sacrifice to defeat the Honkai.

[Next, you begin to consider using the genes of Honkai Beasts and the Kaslana family's gene cloning technology to create Kiana.]

[But before your experiment could even officially begin, the people from Destiny kicked open the door to your research lab without a word.]

They destroyed all your experimental results to date and stole all your experimental data and technology.

You watch helplessly as the results of your experiment vanish completely, and your hope of seeing your loved one is shattered once again, leaving you utterly desperate.

[Faced with arrest by the Destiny combatants, you did not resist, but numbly allowed them to take you to prison.]

Inside the chapel of Destiny's headquarters, the jury was filled with all sorts of people, pointing fingers and discussing your crimes without any restraint.

"It's him. Like his parents, he's a traitor to destiny."

"I heard he's trying to turn humans into zombies or Honkai Beasts... That's terrifying!"

"A villain like him should be thrown into Siberia to be fed to the Honkai beasts."

Hearing the crowd's comments, you remained expressionless, your face unchanged, even with your hands handcuffed.

The Elder of Destiny on the presiding bench tapped his gavel to signal silence, picked up Jojo's indictment, and said slowly, "Joseph Joyce, do you admit to conducting illegal human experiments on civilians and active Valkyries, fusing humans with Honkai Beasts to create half-human, half-beast monsters?"

"All my test subjects are people on the verge of death; only by fusing with Honkai Beasts do they have a glimmer of hope."

You thought to yourself, but your face remained as cold as frost as you replied, "Yes."

"Jojo, have you ever considered violating the humanitarian covenant established by Heaven's Mandate, secretly stealing the genes of the Kaslana and Shaniat families to create powerful biological weapons?"

I just want to see that silver-haired girl one more time, to see her smile at me again, even if only once...

You did not refute the judge's words, and bowed your head, saying, "Yes."

"Qiao Qiao, do you admit to betraying destiny, secretly colluding with Anti-Entropy, and selling intelligence?"

"Fate killed my fiancée and parents. The only reason I made a deal with Anti-Entropy was... to survive."