Hogwarts: I'm the only cultivator here!

"Yes, you deduced all of this by reading your palm? That's quite incredible. But what does 'night sweats' mean?"

Ye Feng: (￣ω￣;)

Upon hearing Dumbledore's words, two beads of cold sweat trickled down Ye Feng's forehead. He quickly explained, "No, palmistry doesn't involve these things. I diagnosed this by taking your pulse. As for night sweats, that's a phenomenon where you sweat excessively after falling asleep, and it stops immediately upon waking."

"Come on, open your mouth and stick out your tongue so I can see it."

Dumbledore: (?□｀) [?_??] !!!∑(?Д?ノ)ノ

"What did I just do?!"

Upon hearing Ye Feng's words, Dumbledore instinctively opened his mouth and stuck out his tongue. Only then did he belatedly realize the shocking thing he had done in public. Ye Feng, on the other hand, nodded as if nothing had happened and calmly said, "That's right, this is a typical case of kidney heat. Professor Dumbledore, you need to cool down."

As he said this, Ye Feng glanced mischievously at Greenwald following behind him, then he pulled out a brush and paper and began writing a prescription. Of course, it was called a prescription, but it was actually just a very ordinary prescription for a cooling herbal tea, the kind that anyone could drink.

As for why we use a calligraphy brush, it's because using a calligraphy brush adds a sense of ritual!

Therefore, when Dumbledore received the prescription with its elegant, neat handwriting and still-wet ink, he was completely stunned.

It took Dumbledore about two seconds to come to his senses, and then he said something that almost made Ye Feng faint.

"Ye Feng, even though I don't understand Chinese, I can tell that your handwriting is very good, but... could you change it to English? I can't read Chinese."

Dumbledore's words instantly brightened the otherwise serious atmosphere, while Ye Feng, seeing Dumbledore's earnest expression, felt a deep sense of defeat.

This was the first time he had ever done something so seriously, even taking out a calligraphy brush he hadn't touched in a long time. The result was just one sentence from Dumbledore, which made Ye Feng feel deeply frustrated. So, he lost interest and switched to a quill pen to quickly rewrite a prescription for a cooling and detoxifying herbal tea for Dumbledore.

Chapter 95 Ye Feng: I think I can

Dumbledore is from the British wizarding world, so it's quite reasonable that he doesn't understand Chinese, right?

Ye Feng: (╯°Д°)╯︵┻━┻

"What a load of nonsense! Why would Dumbledore, the headmaster of Hogwarts and a leading figure in the wizarding world, who can recruit students in China and has many friends there, not understand Chinese?!"

Although he was very angry, Ye Feng had no choice but to accept the fact. Dumbledore carefully folded and put away both prescriptions, and then stretched his hand out to Ye Feng again.

"Alright, let's continue reading your palms."

Ye Feng: (￣┏Д┓￣°*)

"Alright, since you insist, Professor Dumbledore, I'll reluctantly take a look at it for you, but I can't guarantee how accurate it will be."

"Of course, divination is a means of exploring the unknown in the fog. It's normal to make mistakes. You can look at it and talk about it as you please."

Hearing Dumbledore's words, Ye Feng was immediately relieved and said, "I'm relieved to hear that. What would you like to see? Destiny? Love? Or career?"

Upon hearing Ye Feng's three choices, Dumbledore pondered for a moment and slowly said, "Career? I'm already this old; I've long since come to terms with fate. Love..."

At this point, Dumbledore glanced at Grindelwald before continuing, "Love is a beautiful and desirable thing. I once had the chance to have it, but in the end, I lost it forever. So be it..."

Ye Feng: ...

Ye Feng was speechless at Dumbledore's insincere words, but what could he do? He couldn't very well expose Dumbledore's affair with Grindelwald, could he? If he did, Grindelwald would definitely hunt him down for at least three days and three nights, and Dumbledore would probably have to step down from his position as headmaster.

Although Dumbledore punished him quite a bit and made many school rules to restrain him when he was headmaster, to be fair, he was still quite good to him. Although he wasn't as gentle and tolerant as he was to Harry, he still treated him like a nephew or niece. So Ye Feng would never do such a despicable thing.

Therefore, Ye Feng sighed and said, "Business, right? Let me take a look."

As he spoke, Ye Feng looked down at Dumbledore's palm, and his eyes lit up the moment he saw Dumbledore's cleavage.

"Headmaster Dumbledore, judging from your career path, there are quite a few ups and downs, and a major fluctuation is coming soon. Judging from the fluctuations in your career path, you are very likely to be dismissed."

As he said this, Ye Feng's eyes sparkled. He stared intently at Dumbledore and said in a seductive tone, "Headmaster Dumbledore, judging from your career path, you may be dismissed from the board of directors for some reason in a few days."

“I’m sure you wouldn’t want to hand over Hogwarts to outsiders, so I have a really good idea. Would you like to hear it?”

Dumbledore: (。-＿-。)

"Say"

Seeing Ye Feng's expression, Dumbledore knew he hadn't quite figured it out, but he still decided to listen. As for the matter of being dismissed, Dumbledore didn't doubt it much, because the school's board of directors had long wanted to remove him, but because his prestige was too high and he didn't have a legitimate reason, he hadn't had the opportunity.

As for the opportunity to dismiss him, even though he didn't say or do anything, as a leading figure in the wizarding world and with the former Dark Lord Grindelwald by his side, how could he not have discovered that Slytherin's secrets had been opened and that Voldemort's notebook was hiding there?

So when Ye Feng said he might be dismissed, Dumbledore already had a rough idea of ​​what was going on. In fact, the appearance of Voldemort was also a result of his laissez-faire attitude. After all, to completely defeat Voldemort, Harry had to grow up, and this kind of growth could not be achieved by simply attending school.

Of course, things are a little different now, because Dumbledore feels that Harry is not the only hope for breaking the deadlock, and there may even be another option that is better than Harry. It's just that this guy is too much of a troublemaker, and he doesn't know if he will be able to see that guy grow to the level he expects before he gets angry to death.

Ye Feng: Don't bother contacting me, just passing by, not interested.

Ye Feng had no idea that Dumbledore was using him as another hope to defeat Voldemort. He was still thinking about some 'important matter', so when he heard Dumbledore's words, he immediately said excitedly, "Judging from your career path, Professor Dumbledore, you're going to be dismissed soon, right?"

Dumbledore: "Yes, if you're not mistaken, that's how it should be."

Ye Feng: "Headmaster Dumbledore, you were dismissed because you were the headmaster of Hogwarts, right?"

Dumbledore: [?_??]

Ye Feng's words raised a huge question mark above Dumbledore's head, but after thinking about it for a moment, he felt that Ye Feng's words were completely illogical, so he nodded in agreement. Ye Feng then continued, "Since you can only be removed from your position as headmaster, what if you weren't headmaster? Wouldn't they be unable to remove you from your position then?"

Dumbledore: ∑(?△｀)? ! !!!∑(?Д?ノ)ノ

Dumbledore, being the headmaster of Hogwarts, was quite intelligent, so he only hesitated for a moment before realizing what Ye Feng meant. After understanding Ye Feng's meaning, he was startled because this guy's ideas were too unconventional and too 'unconventional'.

You want to remove me from my position as headmaster and kick me out of Hogwarts? Well, you don't need to remove me. I'll just quit being the headmaster myself. Let's see how you remove me then.

Of course, things are not that simple, because being the headmaster of Hogwarts is not an easy job. You have to be respected and trusted by the people. Otherwise, if you mess things up as soon as you take office and make a mess of Hogwarts, then he will have to learn from Grindelwald and have his bones ripped out.

However, there are candidates, such as Professor McGonagall, who is quite reliable, but he cannot say it directly. So Dumbledore looked at Ye Feng and said, "Who do you think can become the headmaster of Hogwarts after I step down?"

"Grindelwald"

Without a second thought, Ye Feng immediately named Grindelwald. The reason he didn't mention McGonagall wasn't because McGonagall was unsuitable, but because Ye Feng was unaware that McGonagall was being used as a scapegoat. Once the Basilisk appeared and petrified the man, he could be used to take the fall and bring Dumbledore back.

As for why it was Grindelwald, besides Grindelwald's relationship with Dumbledore, the most important reason is that Grindelwald was the former Dark Lord.

Don't let Grindelwald's current appearance as a kind old man at Hogwarts fool you; he's just as ruthless as any killer. More importantly, he doesn't have Dumbledore's sense of propriety and is a troublemaker who thrives on chaos.

In other words, if Grindelwald were to serve as the headmaster of Hogwarts for a few days, he could do many things with Grindelwald that would be "beneficial" to Hogwarts, including but not limited to renovating Hogwarts, pruning the Forbidden Forest, mortgaging Hogwarts to Gringotts, or adding a course on the Dark Arts.

Perhaps feeling that this was a bit too hasty, Ye Feng hesitated for a moment after mentioning Greenwald's name before continuing, "Of course, if you don't mind, I think I'm actually quite suitable for the position of principal."

Dumbledore: (￣┏∞┓￣)

"roll!"

Chapter 96 Hope Shattered

Dumbledore: Get out!

Ye Feng: ヽ(￣▽￣)? Okay, are you sure you want to step down and let Mr. Greenwald temporarily take over as principal?

Dumbledore: (￣┏Д┓￣°*)

For some reason, Dumbledore felt genuinely weary at this moment, which made him think that it might be a good idea to temporarily hand over the position of headmaster of Hogwarts to Grindelwald, as suggested by Ye Feng.

But he quickly rallied, because no one knew Grindelwald better than him, and no one at Hogwarts knew Ye Feng better than him.

He was certain that if he really stepped down and handed over the position of headmaster to Grindelwald, then it was all over. Voldemort wouldn't even need to come; these two guys alone could destroy Hogwarts. After all, Grindelwald was a staunch revolutionary, and his greatest wish was for wizards to rule over Muggles.

If these two troublemakers got together, Hogwarts would be in complete chaos. So, although Ye Feng's suggestion was tempting, Dumbledore rejected it. After all, compared to the safety of Hogwarts, this little temptation was nothing. Therefore, Dumbledore directly refused.

Ye Feng was extremely disappointed to see Dumbledore reject him, so he abandoned Dumbledore and prepared to find a young lady to read his palm, since no young lady could compare to Dumbledore.

Dumbledore: (￣ー￣)

Okay... then.

Dumbledore sighed as he watched Ye Feng turn back to read the palms of the girls at school. Then, at dinner the following evening, Dumbledore announced a new school rule.

"Given that some students in the school are taking advantage of girls by pretending to read palms, and that many girls have already been deceived, the school has decided to prohibit students from reading palms or telling fortunes for other students."

"Of course, palm reading and fortune telling are also considered magical methods. We do not prohibit students from learning or even practicing them, but they must obtain permission from their school teachers."

"In addition, my investigation has revealed that Traditional Chinese Medicine is a magical discipline, but it requires a great deal of experience. Therefore, after our research, we have decided that unless the medical skills are recognized by the school doctor, students are prohibited from taking each other's pulses and treating each other, and are even more prohibited from prescribing medicine indiscriminately." As he said this, Dumbledore gave Ye Feng a meaningful look. As for why, he and Ye Feng knew the answer perfectly well.

Ye Feng, feeling a little guilty after being glanced at by Dumbledore, turned his head away and whistled. He had replaced one ingredient in the herbal tea prescription he gave Dumbledore with another that had essentially the same properties but with slightly minor side effects.

Actually, the side effects aren't that great. It's just that after drinking this herbal tea, your urine will be quite yellow and have a very strong odor, the kind that makes you stumble even if you hold your nose.

As it turns out, the herbal tea that Ye Feng prescribed worked very well. Dumbledore was no longer feeling hot and bothered. However, the effect might have been a bit too good. He probably won't have the chance to read the young lady's palm anymore. But who says that's all he can do?

Besides having a basic understanding of palmistry, he also dabbles in character divination, bone reading, massage, bone setting, cupping, astrology, and tarot cards. His massage skills are so good that he can make even the village's big yellow dog convulse every time he massages it.

So, the next day, Dumbledore saw Ye Feng set up a small stall with several decks of tarot cards and a crystal ball on a blanket. There were more girls around him than the previous two days, and quite a few boys even shamelessly squeezed in.

Besides Ye Feng, some other quick-witted people also benefited from palm reading last time, so they naturally didn't want to miss out on Ye Feng's new divination method this time.

But this time they were disappointed because tarot card reading is not quite the same as palm reading. If you want to use this tool for divination, you first need to understand what each tarot card represents, and you also need to be able to flexibly make up a reasonable and convincing explanation based on each card. After all, there are quite a few people in the West who know about tarot cards.

Of course, this was nothing to Ye Feng, but it was a bit difficult for others. More importantly, in addition to tarot cards, Ye Feng occasionally added astrology and such, so they were extremely envious when they saw Ye Feng chatting fluently with the girls who came for divination.

Of course, what they envied most and wanted to learn most was the massage technique that Ye Feng had shown a little bit of before. Just from that little bit, these old perverts understood that this thing was a divine skill for getting to base. Unfortunately, Ye Feng hadn't had a chance to show much before Zhang Qiu, who had just arrived, interrupted him.

However, they were destined not to learn it, because just as Ye Feng handed the tarot cards to a girl to draw one, Dumbledore walked up behind him.

"Ye Feng, come to my office."

...

Half an hour later, Ye Feng returned to the classroom with little interest. Dumbledore had repeatedly told him not to cause any more trouble during this period. In addition, he was instructed to lock up the 'free-range' rooster and send it to Hagrid so that Hagrid could take care of it for a few days. With the rooster around, Voldemort and the Basilisk dared not go out.

Yes, because Ye Feng's rooster was never kept in a cage, and it's possible that Little Grey got tired of eating the pills, so it fed some of the pills that didn't suit its taste to the rooster. As a result, the rooster not only became more majestic, but its daily routine also started to resemble Little Grey's.

As we all know, owls sleep during the day and are active at night. Although Little Grey has been fed so many pills by Ye Feng that it is no longer a typical owl, it still retains some habits. At night, it likes to go out for a stroll before returning to sleep, and the little rooster, as its younger brother, naturally cannot lag behind.

Therefore, when Voldemort, who aspired to rule the wizarding world, released the basilisk one day to kill two half-blood wizards, a silent, colorful rooster following behind a tiny little guy scared them half to death. The basilisk, in particular, hid for almost three days before it recovered enough to dare to go out again.

However, whether it was due to bad timing or simply bad luck, after they came out this time, they hadn't found the half-blood wizard yet, but instead ran into Little Grey and his rooster. As a result, Dumbledore had Ye Feng lock up the rooster and send it to Hagrid to be cared for for a few days.

"Well, Christmas is almost here anyway, so let Voldemort have a good holiday. I'll go prepare this year's Christmas presents."

"Wait, it seems like the winter solstice is in a couple of days. Maybe we should celebrate the winter solstice first?" Ye Feng murmured to himself, remembering the 'glutinous rice balls' his mother made for them every winter solstice, which could be used to stun Big Yellow.

"Gulu~"

"Or should we just forget about it?"

At that moment, a dog named Dahuang, who was on night watch across the ocean, couldn't help but sneeze.

"Achoo~ It's not even the winter solstice yet and it's already this cold, it's awful! I'd better hurry back to my kennel, or I'll freeze to death."