Tokyo Gods Only Want Beautiful Priestesses

"Hello~ Palufee-chan?" Tengu Shuuu smiled mischievously and waved to the maid who was delivering the food.

"Don't call me that!" The girl looked utterly hopeless, and when she saw that Jingu was also there, she looked like she wanted to die.

Work is work, and life is life. Although Asuka Moritaka can play various roles such as idol and maid from the bottom of her heart, it is still work. Showing her work appearance to her familiar friends is a bit too much.

Jingu rested his chin on his hand, examining the girl's maid outfit with great interest. Although he had long guessed that Tengu had brought him here for some special reason, he hadn't expected that it was Moritaka Asuka working here.

Unlike the simple bed maid outfits or bikini maid outfits that are often seen nowadays, this is a more elegant and retro Victorian maid outfit, with a long skirt that reaches the ankles, revealing only black round-toed leather shoes.

Overall, the dress is conservative yet elegant, with a ribbon tied into a large bow at the waist. Even though the long skirt covers the girl's most eye-catching long legs, her excellent waist proportions still make her look very slender and beautiful.

Faced with the shrine maid's scrutinizing gaze, the girl was only thankful that she had always chosen this extremely retro and conservative maid outfit. If she had been wearing a modified version with a low neckline and mini skirt, she would really want to die right now.

"Lord Jingu..."

The girl's voice was somewhat delicate and timid, a little shy, but also a little uneasy. She wondered what the other person would think of her outfit. Perhaps the shrine maiden just liked that modified, light and thin style.

"Hmm, it looks really good, Asuka. Can you spin around?"

After examining the situation for a moment, the girl made her request. Faced with the request, the girl was both puzzled and shy, and naturally had no choice but to agree.

"Is that so?"

She slightly lifted her overly long skirt, revealing her ankles encased in thick, opaque black stockings, and slowly twirled in front of the shrine, her skirt opening like a circle.

Her calves were shapely and long, encased in black stockings, but it was only a fleeting glimpse before the falling skirt once again concealed the leg lines that had filled men with fantasies.

"How's it going? Does it look good?"

The words slipped out unconsciously, and Asuka's face flushed red. How strange those words were! It made it sound like she was wearing the uniform specifically for Lord Jingu, when it was clearly just a work uniform.

"Perfect! Maids should twirl around!"

Jingu raised his hands in praise, and the fat otaku around him cast envious and approving glances. With all these gazes intertwined, even Asuka, who was used to being the center of attention, felt a little ashamed.

"Alright, stop looking at it. This was made by Asuka herself. Do you need Asuka to add any delicious magic to make it taste even better?"

Delicious magic? Is that the kind of ridiculously embarrassing maid lines you see in anime?

Jingu was speechless. He came here to eat, not to be tortured. This kind of thing was better done at home. There was no need to torture him like this in public.

"Then please enjoy your meal, Lord Shrine Master. I'll head back to the kitchen now."

Seeing that the shrine had no such intentions, the girl breathed a sigh of relief and, to avoid any further bad ideas from the Heavenly Bow Sect, quickly ran away.

"Tsk tsk tsk..." Tenko Shojin clicked his tongue as he watched the girl flee in panic.

"Why don't you take the opportunity to tease that child a little more? Don't you find her shyness amusing?"

"Ah..."

Jingu buried his head in his omelet and ate a couple of bites, ignoring her. How could a woman understand a man's pleasure? Did he need to tease Fei Niao in a place like this? Once he'd won her over, he'd have plenty of ways to play with her.

"Speaking of which, aren't birds gods too? Why do they need to work here?"

Thank you to reader "Sword Named You" for the points!

This chapter contains 2132 words; please take note of that.

It slightly throws aside other world-building settings, so there might be subsequent storylines set in other places?

Chapter 91 Cheap

A dignified god reduced to working at a maid cafe, doesn't that sound more and more like the protagonist?

Oh no, could it be that I'm a fake cheater and Asuka is actually the real one?

"Oh, that child is a special case, just like you."

Tenyuu Shugen could only watch as the shrine ate, tossing coins in his hand repeatedly, his gaze following the coins back and forth.

"Ok?"

Damn, could it really be cheating? Someone who seems ordinary actually rises to become a super idol, gaining the faith and worship of all people, and becoming the only god, right?

"What are you thinking? It's just that you're a special case, not a monster like yourself. Asuka has only been dead for a short time, and her body is still intact. Naturally, she's using her body from her previous life to move around in the present world."

"Since it involves physical activity, normal rest and eating are essential. However, Asuka herself lives at Kanda Shrine, and she can't use her previous identity. She also has to help the idol group she admires, so she can only work part-time."

Tenko Shugen glanced at the shrine, genuinely believing that all minor gods were like the shrine, easily obtaining approval to establish a shrine and then not needing to put in the effort to manage it, as others would naturally send them money.

"hiss......"

Jingu gasped. This really felt like a protagonist's story. If the gender were reversed, it would be a romance novel. Could this be some kind of female-centric plot? Or is it a yuri (lesbian) story?

No, I need to find a chance to investigate that idol group today. Lilies are a waste of resources; let him make full use of these scarce resources of beautiful girls.

Just as Jingu was pondering what excuse to use to go to Yosen Takasago, a commotion suddenly broke out behind him.

"Hey! Since you have such a cute maid, why didn't you have her serve us earlier?!"

"Exactly! Why are they being served separately, but not us? What do you mean by this?"

Behind her, two delinquent youths stood at the counter, threatening the maid. One was fixing his pompadour, while the other had his hands in his pockets and a furrowed brow, seemingly trying to look cool.

"Well...you two, you didn't specify anyone..."

The cashier was clearly in a difficult position, especially since this had to happen at this particular time.

"Who cares about this kind of thing?"

"How about this, you let that maid serve us alone one more time, and we'll call it even?"

The two worked together seamlessly, one playing the good cop and the other the bad cop, clearly not the first time they'd done this. The maid was momentarily at a loss for what to do and could only turn to look at Moritaka Asuka, who was peeking out from the kitchen.

"What should we do, Paluffy-chan?"

Asuka Moritaka bit her lip. If it were just an ordinary customer, it wouldn't matter, but this person clearly had ulterior motives. Who knew what other demands they might make after she left? And what was even more troublesome was...

"Cough, cough, cough!"

The two suddenly felt a moment of suffocation, as if they couldn't breathe, and coughed violently, but then it was as if nothing had happened, and they returned to normal breathing.

Beside him, Tenkyuuji suddenly grasped the hand of the Divine Palace.

She shook her head at him and said softly.

"Let me handle it."

After saying that, he stood up and walked over there.

"Who are you? Trying to meddle in other people's business? Weird guy."

Seeing Tenkyuu Jixian walking towards them, he still hadn't realized that he had just been saved by the strange man in front of him.

Tenko Jixian simply tossed the coin in his hand, stood in front of them without saying a word, and wore a kind smile on his face.

"Huh? At first glance, you're quite good-looking, Miss, but..." The leader of the delinquents' eyes lit up instantly after he took a closer look at Tenkō Jixian's face.

"boom!"

The coin that flew from Tenkyuu Jigen's hand hit one of the men squarely on the forehead, interrupting his words, and then spun in the air before falling into the other man's hand.

"Five hundred yen?"

"Yes, that's your compensation. You're worth that much."

Tian Gongji spoke casually, but the implication left the two somewhat confused. Reward? What reward? But one thing was certain: it wasn't anything good.

"You guy!"

The guy who got hit by the coin angrily reached out to grab the strangely dressed guy, determined to teach him a lesson.

But his outstretched hand was grabbed, his fingers were pinched. Tian Gongji didn't use any force, but he felt the bones in his entire arm twisting, as if they were about to detach from his body, and strange little bumps appeared on his skin.

The intense pain made him howl in agony, unable to even stand, and he knelt down in front of the Heavenly Bow. This bizarre scene also frightened his companions.

"What did you do? Let him go!"

His companion hurriedly raised his fist to try to help him out of his predicament, but Tian Gong Ji Xian ignored him as if he hadn't seen his movements, which only increased his anger. However, he didn't notice that his kneeling companion suddenly stretched out his leg.

He never expected his companion to trip him up, and he fell heavily to the ground, his teeth flying out and his nose bleeding profusely.

"how come......"

My feet suddenly went out of control, and a sense of panic surged into my heart. But before I could even look up, I saw a shoe sole looming infinitely large in front of me.

"These kids nowadays are really going astray."

He trampled the human face under his feet, grinding it back and forth several times, and even the sound of the facial bones cracking could be faintly heard. Tian Gong Ji Xian's actions terrified the maids around him, turning their faces pale.

Finally, the blood-stained coin was retrieved from the two unconscious men. Tenko wiped it twice on their clothes with a hint of disgust, then waved the coin at them.

"This is the reward for saving your lives."

"That's really cheap, but you're being a bit too kind."

Jingu appeared behind the Heavenly Bow Gathering and smiled at the maid, though the maid probably couldn't quite manage a smile.

"Oh right, I almost forgot you might be a little scared when you see this scene."

Tian Gong snapped his fingers, and everyone instantly returned to normal.

Some were eating, some were working, and some were taking pictures with the maids, completely ignoring the two delinquents lying in a pool of blood.

Asuka Moritaka breathed a sigh of relief. She was worried that Jingu would take action. Although Jingu had been a gentle person in her eyes until now, his true nature was revealed from that sentence.

Although Senior Tiangong's methods were also violent, at least he managed to save the person's life and prevent them from becoming crippled.

The kind-hearted girl doesn't yet resemble a deity at all.

"Alright, let's go first. We'll clean up here ourselves later."

Tenko held the coin with a hint of disgust, now looking for an opportunity to get rid of it.

"Asuka, I'll come find you again after get off work~"

Jingu waved to the girl, the straightforward invitation making her blush slightly, and she softly hummed in agreement.

This chapter contains 2123 words; please take a look.

The title suggests that the person is suffering from a kind of mental illness.