What to do if you're forced to marry a demon king's daughter in a horror game?

244. Are there any more exciting variations?

Next, Su Yu learned what "equal distribution" meant.

These three are all over a thousand years old, yet they are all as naive as elementary school students when it comes to this kind of thing.

"This braised egg should be cut into three equal pieces."

Miss Ghost King held the dagger used by the Izumo clan for self-defense and gestured it over the hard-boiled egg.

"But no matter how you cut it, it can't be even, right?"

"It's an oval shape!"

"So let's use a scale; that's the only way to be fair."

As she spoke, she pulled out a gleaming gold balance scale.

Ryoko was startled: "If I'm not mistaken, this thing is used to weigh merit, right?!"

The Ghost King nodded: "You have a good eye."

Ryoko: "...Isn't this a bit inappropriate?"

The Ghost King rolled his eyes.

"It would be really bad if you took advantage of me."

As she spoke, she began to put things on the scale.

"Look carefully, that's all!"

Su Yu felt complicated looking at her absurd yet somewhat comical actions.

Using a merit scale to weigh braised eggs, there's probably no one else like it.

Then she saw the Ghost King weigh the bowl of soup and the noodles...

"I said, is such precision really necessary?"

Su Yu really couldn't stand it anymore.

Because that pervert Izumo clan member was actually counting the number of scallions.

"If you keep fiddling with it, the soup will get cold!"

After the Ghost King took the last piece of ham, he silently put away the merit scale.

"Okay, distribution complete, let's eat!"

……

……

After witnessing their appalling distribution method, Su Yu became reluctant to talk to them anymore.

I always feel that if I interact with them too much, I will pick up their perversions and childishness.

Later that evening, these three lazybones lying in bed started whining again about wanting to take a bath, change their dressings, and change their clothes.

Su Yu: "...I'm telling you, you haven't reached that point yet! Do it yourselves!"

The Ghost King facepalmed, sobbing, "I can't take it anymore, I'm completely drained, sob sob~"

Ryoko wasn't as dramatic as her, but she wasn't much better.

She leaned against the headboard, adopting the classic sickly expression of Lin Daiyu, and coughed lightly while clutching her chest.

"Xiaoyu, after I die, send me back to the Inari Shrine... cough cough cough..."

The one from the Izumo clan who was the most seriously injured was unable to speak.

She felt that recuperating here was a complete mistake.

If I keep raising him for a while longer, I might get beaten to death.

The two guys next to me have nothing to do all day long except eat, sleep, and beat up their fellow patients.

The Ghost King, in particular, is incredibly petty!

They almost never miss an opportunity to bully her.

Moreover, once they start beating someone, they'll beat them to death!

"I think I might need to go home and rest," Izumo thought to herself. "I'll secretly take my master away tonight and go back to Izumo!"

Of course, this is all on the premise that she can leave the bed tonight without disturbing the two of them.

Clearly, this is an impossible task...

"I can only wash them one by one."

Su Yu sighed.

"Which of you goes first?"

As soon as the question was asked, the temperature in the room suddenly dropped several degrees.

The three men's murderous intent was so strong it nearly blew the roof off the Ghost King's mansion.

Su Yu took a deep breath and said, "If you two start fighting, I'll leave immediately. Even if you're stinking in bed, I won't care!"

"Okay, you guys go first. I need more time, so I'll come back later."

The Ghost King took the opportunity to grasp Su Yu's soft little hand.

"My dear wife, I'm not feeling well all day, I need your help to treat me~"

Her delicate and charming appearance is completely different from her aloof demeanor in front of others.

But Su Yu really wanted to punch her!

Why would you deliberately set up a trap? Can't you just speak properly?

Ryoko also wanted to beat her up, but she had to hold back because of Su Yu's threat.

"Then I'll go first."

Izumo calmly moved to Su Yu's side. He wanted to hold Su Yu's other hand, but was forced back by the Ghost King's murderous aura. He had no choice but to settle for holding Su Yu's shoulder instead.

"Me first! I take a long time to shower, so I'll go first!"

While Izumo said this, what he was really thinking was, "I'll use up all the hot water later and then you two can take a cold shower."

Su Yu glanced at Ryoko, then at the Ghost King.

Since neither of them had any objections, she had none either.

"Let's go."

Izumo had originally wanted Su Yu to carry her, but after seeing the difference in their height and build, she gave up.

He got up obediently and followed Su Yu listlessly towards the bathroom.

As soon as the two of them went out, the Demon King grabbed Ryoko's hair and followed them.

Ryoko: "Let go first!"

Ghost King: "What time is it? Your wife is about to be stolen away! Can't you be a little more nervous?"

Ryoko: "Let go or not?"

She felt like all her hair was about to be pulled out.

The Ghost King released his grip and then disdainfully blew away the strands of hair that were between his fingers.

"Don't say a word! We'll just listen here. If anything sounds amiss inside, you're in there!"

"Me? I go in?"

Ryoko looked at her expressionlessly: "Why don't you go?"

"I'll keep watch for you!"

Miss Ghost King is actually just lazy.

However, she will never admit that she is lazy.

"Besides, you have no grudge against her, so you wouldn't kill her. But I do have a grudge against her, and I might just beat her to death in one go. Then, the matter of the female corpse won't be resolved!"

That sounds like it makes a lot of sense.

But Ryoko knew very well that she was just lazy!

At this moment, the sound of splashing water could be heard from the bathtub.

Immediately afterwards, the sounds of conversation coming from inside also came out intermittently.

"Little cat girl, come back to Izumo with me."

"..."

“It’s definitely better for you to follow me than those two wild monsters.” Izumo tried to persuade Su Yu: “I’m human, after all. Besides, I’ve read many books and learned etiquette. I’ll understand your heart better than they do!”

Su Yu said expressionlessly, "Do you remember how you hit me?"

"Hmph! All slaves get beaten, it's not just you who gets beaten!"

Izumo's arrogance lasted less than two seconds before she consciously put it aside.

She lowered her voice and said weakly:

"However, I have sworn that I will never hit you again, and that I will treat you well for the rest of my life!"

Su Yu: "There's absolutely no need for that."

She knew this guy liked her face, not her as a person.

And he himself didn't like this pervert at all.

Since neither of them has feelings for the other, why force them to be together?

Being a friend you don't contact often is Su Yu's bottom line!

"So, if you refuse to come back to Izumo with me no matter what, you should at least show some appreciation for what I've done for you, right?" Izumo looked at Su Yu with deep affection.

At this moment, she was sitting in the bathtub, wearing only a thin veil that barely revealed her figure.