Kaguya-sama: Love Is War wants me to turn myself in.

Yukino Yukinoshita took a deep breath and closed her eyes: "Meow meow meow~"

Amamiya Natsuki gave a thumbs up: "Perfect score!"

As for whether Hirano will be angry after regaining her memories, we'll consider that later. For now, let's just enjoy ourselves.

Next up was the random girl.

Natsuki Amamiya treated everyone the same, and continued to imitate a cat's meow.

He himself didn't care. Now the spirit of the pen was completely obedient to him. In other words, being both the examiner and the one who graded his papers was of course a piece of cake for him.

And so, the Ouija board game ended quickly.

"It's my turn again." Yukinoshita Haruno's courage gradually grew, and she raised her hand with a smile. "My question is still related to Yukino... Ouija board, Ouija board, does Yukino still have her first kiss?"

The spirit of the Ouija board grasped the pen and quickly gave her answer:

[Gone]

"Eh? Eh? Eh?" Yukinoshita Haruno raised her hand to cover her pink lips, her beautiful eyes widening as she looked at Hirano in shock. "Yukino's first kiss is gone? Who did she give it to?"

"Impossible!" Yukino Yukinoshita gritted her teeth in embarrassment and anger. "That thing... it's still there!"

In the fabricated memories, there was no memory of ever losing one's first kiss.

A young girl standing nearby murmured:

"The Ouija board spirit does not lie."

Yukino Yukinoshita slightly moved the corners of her lips: "...You've said that many times already, there's no need to say it again."

"Oh."

The girl on the street nodded silently and fell silent again.

Yukino Yukinoshita raised her right hand and lightly touched her lips: "...Is my first kiss really gone?"

The Ouija board spirit doesn't lie.

So it's highly likely that it's not.

But why do I have no memory of it at all?

Could it be that the other party used some illegal or criminal means, such as sedative tea, forced alcohol, sleeping pills, or hypnosis?

Yukino Yukinoshita's gaze sharpened instantly as she looked at Natsuki Amamiya while asking about the Ouija board:

"Ouija board, Ouija board, my first kiss... did it go against my own will?"

In criminal law, violating a woman's will against her will constitutes either rape or indecent assault. It is worth mentioning that men cannot be raped; male-on-male assault and female-on-male assault can only constitute the crime of forced indecent assault.

For example, the most common act of "picking up corpses" outside bars is actually a crime under criminal law, with a minimum sentence of three years imprisonment, so you must think twice before doing it.

"Don't worry," Natsuki Amamiya assured her, "Although I like to tease people, I would never force anyone."

"Huh?" Yukinoshita blinked and tilted her head to look at her. "So, the boy who stole Yukino's first kiss was actually Natsuki?"

Seeing Yukino biting her lip and looking at him sharply, Amamiya Natsuki raised her hands and said:

"Before me, Yukino may have kissed other people. You can ask the Ouija board."

“Of course I’ll ask,” Yukino urged. “Hurry up, hurry up, I can’t wait.”

At Natsuki Amamiya's instruction, the punishments given by the Ouija board were all about meowing like cats, so the question-and-answer session was quite quick, and it was soon Haruno's turn again.

"Ouija board, Ouija board~" Yukinoshita Haruno exclaimed expectantly, "May I ask who Yukino's first kiss was?"

The Ouija board quickly provided an answer.

"Eh, it really is Natsuki-kun." Yukinoshita Haruno's eyes sparkled, and she covered her chest with her right hand, pretending to be aggrieved. "We agreed to be single together, but Yukino secretly dated someone else. That's too much."

"I didn't!"

Yukino Yukinoshita gritted her teeth and couldn't help but retort.

She had no memory of her first kiss, and if it weren't for the Ouija board, she would definitely suspect that the other party was lying.

Amamiya Natsuki said meaningfully from the side:

"Perhaps it's just that you, Yukino, don't remember."

"What do you mean?" Yukino Yukinoshita frowned and looked over.

Amamiya Natsuki said nonchalantly:

"I didn't mean anything by it."

Yukino Yukinoshita: "...You clearly have something going on!"

"Hey, stop arguing!" Yukinoshita Haruno said expectantly. "Hurry up, I still have so many questions to ask the Ouija board."

They will soon move on to the next round.

Yukinoshita asked again:

"Was Yukino's first kiss initiated by Yukino herself, or by the boy?"

The Ouija board gave the answer:

[It was Yukino who took the initiative.]

"Impossible! Absolutely impossible!"

Yukino Yukinoshita subconsciously shook her head in rebuttal.

Not only did she lose her first kiss, but she also had to be the one to initiate the kiss with a boy?

I would never do something so shameless!

Yukino bit her lip, her eyes filled with embarrassment and anger as she looked at Natsuki Amamiya: "Did you make the Ouija board lie?"

The girl on the street said quietly:

"The Ouija board spirit does not lie."

Natsuki Amamiya added, "The Ouija board spirit certainly doesn't lie."

Yukino Yukinoshita frowned deeply: "Then why do I have no recollection of the answers the Ouija board gave?"

Natsuki Amamiya glanced at the mushrooms above Yukino and Haruno's heads. After playing the Ouija board game for so long, the mushrooms above their heads were almost ripe, and it was time to end the game. He sighed and said in a low voice:

"Now that things have come to this, I have no choice but to tell the truth..."

The three girls all looked over, curiously waiting for what would happen next.

Amamiya Natsuki crossed her fingers and said seriously:

"Have you noticed anything wrong with the candles?"

Upon hearing this, the three girls all looked at the candles on the table.

What's wrong with the candle?

"It looks perfectly normal."

"Wait a minute..." Yukino Yukinoshita's gaze sharpened as she finally noticed the anomaly. "So much time has passed, why hasn't the candle shortened at all?"

"Eh, it really is." Yukino Yukinoshita exclaimed softly, "The candle is so strange."

When trapped in a nightmare, one subconsciously ignores the illogical parts and needs someone to point them out to suddenly realize them.

"Not only that," Natsuki Amamiya continued, "It's summer vacation now, so how do you guys feel about the temperature?"

Yukinoshita Haruno quickly replied, "It's neither cold nor hot, the temperature is just right."

“Something’s not right…” Yukino Yukinoshita frowned. “Even at night, the temperature wouldn’t be this comfortable.”

The girl on the street regained some energy and tried to think: "It's too quiet... There must be a lot of mosquitoes in the summer."

More and more anomalies are emerging.

The three girls all looked at Natsuki Amamiya and couldn't help but ask:

"what is going on?"

“You may not be able to accept the truth right now, but please listen to me patiently,” Natsuki Amamiya said in a low voice. “This is actually a space of consciousness, not reality.”

"The three of you were in a car accident while you were out having fun, and you're all in a coma and currently receiving treatment in the hospital..."

"Wait a minute..." Yukinoshita Haruno pressed her temples and couldn't help but say, "Why does this feel so familiar?"

Of course I'm familiar with it, because there's a similar story in "Tales of Wonder," and I just copied it directly.

“Because this is your subconscious space.” Natsuki Amamiya continued in a low voice, “Yukino and I are dating. The first time we held hands, the first time we hugged, the first time we kissed, it was all me.”

Yukino Yukinoshita blushed and crossed her arms over her chest. Although she was still very doubtful, for some reason, she had already begun to believe half of it.

If that's the case, it would explain why I have absolutely no recollection of any interaction with them...

Natsuki Amamiya continued:

"Besides being Yukino's boyfriend, I have another identity: a folk scientist, or amateur scientist for short. Of course, not the kind of amateur scientist who can create a perpetual motion machine."

"I wonder if any of you have ever played VR games?" Natsuki Amamiya said with a straight face, "I have bought all the Pico 4 and Quset currently on the market, and based on them, I upgraded and modified them, and then connected them to your consciousness space."

Yukino Yukinoshita asked in confusion:

"Amateur scientists are really that amazing?"

"It's just a coincidence." Natsuki Amamiya waved her hand. "There are many great inventions in the world that are born out of coincidence... Let me continue making this up."

"What did you say?"

“Ahem, let me continue.” Natsuki Amamiya pretended not to hear and continued, “I’ve noticed that your memories are confused, which is probably why you can’t wake up, so I’ve been trying to awaken you.”

“And the Ouija board spirit is actually a collection of your subconscious minds.” Amamiya Natsuki looked at Yukino and said seriously, “The Ouija board spirit isn’t lying; it’s just that you’ve forgotten everything.”

“…Is that so?”

Yukino Yukinoshita instinctively covered her chest.

This fabrication was so deceptive that, apart from Natsuki Amamiya and the Ouija board, the three girls all believed it to some extent. After all, the classroom formed by the nightmare was indeed very fake. The candles kept burning and didn't get shorter. It was summer, but the temperature was neither hot nor cold. The windows were open, but there were no mosquitoes... There were too many flaws.

“I have a question,” Yukinoshita Haruno said quickly. “If it’s true, why didn’t Natsuki-san say so at the beginning, and why are you only telling us now?”

“I’ve actually said this many times,” Natsuki Amamiya sighed. “The consciousness space doesn’t actually have a real concept of time. If you don’t believe me, ask Miss Ouija. How many times has the same question-and-answer game started?”

The task of answering the questions was handed over to the random girl, since, as things stand, she has been trapped in the nightmare the longest.