Kaguya-sama: Love Is War wants me to turn myself in.

A blatant slander!

That human woman was clearly wearing sweatpants, not even a skirt, so how could we possibly see under her skirt?

Amamiya Natsuki remained unmoved and said:

"You said it doesn't mean it doesn't exist?"

"We are talking about the law now."

"The law clearly states that you are guilty unless you can prove that you did not commit sexual harassment."

"I'll give you ten seconds to think it over." Amamiya Natsuki held up two fingers and said, "Either get off the bus now, or prove that you didn't commit any lewd acts."

"..."

Upon hearing this, the bandaged evil spirit's eyes widened in fury—its eyes actually burst open, even bleeding, and the bandages on its body suddenly exploded, twisting like venomous snakes. Its vicious desires made everyone instinctively shrink back.

Unfortunately, it had no effect on Natsuki Amamiya.

brush.

Amamiya Natsuki conjured a blood-stained fire axe out of thin air, held it against the bandaged demon's neck, and tilted her head, saying:

"Are you saying you don't want to reason with me?"

"..."

The evil spirit passengers on the bus all cried out in their hearts: You're the one who's being unreasonable!

Seeing the still-dripping axe, the bandaged evil spirit recalled the pain of being slashed and quickly became docile.

There was nothing it could do; it had already arm-wrestled with the human in front of it, and it was no match for him.

"I'm getting off the bus..."

A hoarse voice, filled with humiliation and indignation, came from the bandaged evil spirit.

Amamiya Natsuki put away her axe with satisfaction and smiled:

"It would have been better to get off the bus earlier."

"..."

Without uttering a word, the bandaged evil spirit silently stepped off the ghost bus, its figure quickly disappearing into the rain, mist, and darkness.

Natsuki Amamiya glanced at the girl in sportswear and casually remarked:

"Ms. Mitsui, you may sit down now."

"Thank you, thank you..."

The girl in sportswear breathed a sigh of relief and thanked them gratefully.

Amamiya Natsuki waved her hand, walked back to Kaguya's side and sat down, then called out:

"Driver, you can drive now."

"..."

The ghost driver, clutching his still throbbing shoulder, silently started the ghost bus and drove into the dark, rainy fog.

The ghost bus swayed and continued on its way. Amamiya Natsuki, having nothing to do, was playing with the young lady's delicate fingers when suddenly a few exclamations rang out behind her.

"what happened?"

Natsuki Amamiya and Kaguya turned around and looked back. They saw that the woman with the huge belly was trembling in pain. Then, a demonic baby with a head as big as a bucket and covered in blood emerged. There was even an umbilical cord still attached to its belly.

This evil spirit baby had blood-red eyes and an enormous mouth filled with sharp serrations. After emerging, it began to crawl rapidly inside the ghost bus, like a cockroach suddenly flying into a room. Everyone avoided it as it passed by, but it was far more terrifying than a cockroach.

"what……!"

Seeing the evil baby crawl directly onto her lap, the girl in the dinosaur pajamas screamed and instinctively tried to get up and get away.

"Don't move!" Kaguya Shinomiya frowned and quickly reminded her, "The bus is still moving, don't get up!"

Upon hearing this, the girl in the dinosaur pajamas finally realized what was happening. She quickly suppressed the urge to get up and run away, looked over with teary eyes, and said in a trembling voice:

"Help! Help! Help!"

Amamiya Natsuki turned around and looked behind her, calling out:

"Madam, please keep an eye on your child and don't cause trouble for the other passengers."

It's a pity it's useless.

The evil spirit woman's belly, which was about to burst, had shriveled up. Now, she was sitting back in her seat, her gaze fixed on the evil spirit baby, completely ignoring what Amamiya Natsuki had said.

"Tsk~"

Amamiya Natsuki smacked her lips lightly and raised her voice:

"Driver, that kid didn't buy a ticket, aren't you going to do anything about it?"

Ghost driver: "..."

"Hey, I'm asking you a question." Amamiya Natsuki raised an eyebrow. "You're ignoring me completely? Is my axe not hard enough?"

The ghost driver then spoke up, his voice hoarse and aggrieved:

"They are one entity...you can use one ticket."

“I see.” Natsuki Amamiya nodded. “It’s like how a pregnant woman hitting someone doesn’t count as a group fight, but… if the umbilical cord is cut, does that mean they’re considered two passengers?”

Ghost Driver: "...That's right."

“That makes things simple.” Natsuki Amamiya looked at the young lady. “Lure it over.”

"it is good."

Kaguya Shinomiya nodded slightly and took out a seemingly ordinary rice ball.

A player's handmade Momotaro rice ball.

This stuff has no effect on ordinary people; eating it might add a little bit of health, but it has a strange allure for evil spirits.

In that instant, all the evil spirit passengers on the bus turned to look.

Adult evil spirits can restrain their impulses, but infant evil spirits with only instincts cannot. Seeing the rice ball in Kaguya's hand, it instantly turned into a blur and pounced straight at her.

then……

Snapped!

Natsuki Amamiya made a lightning-fast move, grabbing the infant evil spirit by the back of its neck, and then taking out an axe with her other hand, preparing to cut the umbilical cord.

Seeing this, Mrs. Evil panicked immediately. She remained seated, too afraid to rise, and could only plead in a flustered voice, which was surprisingly pleasant:

"Please, please don't hurt it..."

The axe stopped in mid-air. Natsuki Amamiya looked at Mrs. Evil Spirit and asked:

"Madam, you wouldn't want your child to get hurt, would you?"

Mrs. Evil Spirit quickly shook her head: "Don't hurt it."

Amamiya Natsuki smiled and said:

"Then you know what to do, right?"

"..."

After a few seconds of silence.

The evil spirit woman raised her hands and began to take off her clothes.

Hey, with your looks, you think you can seduce others? Who do you think you are?

"hiss……"

The sound of people sucking in air conditioning could be heard inside the bus.

The other passersby were already awestruck by Natsuki Amamiya's beauty.

As expected of Leg Bro, he doesn't even spare evil spirits.

"Stop," Natsuki Amamiya said sternly. "Buses are public spaces; you shouldn't cause trouble for others. Can't you properly educate your child?"

"If not, then I'll have to educate you myself."

Mrs. Evil Spirit nodded quickly: "Y-yes."

Amamiya Natsuki then released the baby evil spirit's neck.

The little imp fell to the ground with a thud, raised its head, and bared its teeth at Amamiya Natsuki with a fierce look. However, before it could make a move, it was quickly pulled back by Mrs. Evil Spirit, who then held it tightly in her arms, preventing it from running away again.

really.

Whether they are human brats or evil spirit brats, they all need to be disciplined with an iron fist.

The ghost bus quieted down again and swayed forward.

Soon we arrived at the next station, where a blurry figure stood below the platform.

Fortunately, after the vehicle came to a complete stop, Mrs. Evil quickly got up, picked up her child, and got off the bus, leaving an empty seat.

The new passenger was a stiff, middle-aged man with no eyes, just two dark, empty sockets. He paid his fare without a word and silently walked to his seat.

The ghost bus started running again.

After driving for an unknown amount of time, the bus suddenly jolted violently and stopped moving.

"Have we arrived?"

Natsuki Amamiya looked out the window, but instead of seeing the dimly lit platform, she saw only endless darkness and torrential rain.

"Driver, what's wrong?" Natsuki Amamiya asked. "Why isn't the bus moving?"

The ghost driver said in a hoarse voice:

"...It broke down."

Amamiya Natsuki raised an eyebrow and said:

"Was it intentional, or was it an accident?"

Ghost driver: "..."

"It seems to be the latter," Natsuki Amamiya asked casually. "What would you do if your vehicle broke down before?"