Kaguya-sama: Love Is War wants me to turn myself in.

Snapped!

A crisp clapping sound rang out.

The spy maid slapped away Amamiya Natsuki's right hand, her shy expression vanishing. She tilted her head and said in a low voice:

"When did the president find out I wasn't the young lady?"

"If you ask when... it's when you appeared outside the tent." Amamiya Natsuki held up her phone, which showed her chat interface with the young lady. "I was just chatting with Kaguya."

"whispering sound."

The spy maid scoffed in dissatisfaction. Since she had already been exposed, she might as well lay her cards on the table and stop pretending. "President is really shameless and despicable. He knew from the beginning that I wasn't a young lady, yet he still wanted to do 'that kind of thing' with me. Please go and claim the title of 'Number One Scumbag of the Year'."

Amamiya Natsuki wasn't angry at all, she simply said:

"You transformed into Kaguya's appearance and then came to swindle money and sex in the middle of the night. Isn't that even more outrageous?"

"Pooh!"

The spy maid couldn't help but spit out a soft "shh."

She actually accused herself of cheating people out of money and sex, when she was the one who almost got cheated out of sex!

The spy maid crossed her arms and squinted, saying:

"Does the president know who I am?"

Amamiya Natsuki shook her head: "I don't know."

"Oh, what a pity." The spy maid sighed softly, "If the president could have guessed correctly, I was planning to give him a special gift."

Amamiya Natsuki raised an eyebrow and asked, "Is that really true?"

“Absolutely true.” The spy maid raised her chin. “However, the president only has one chance. If you guess wrong, there will be no reward.”

"Then I'll take a guess." Amamiya Natsuki reached out and pulled the 'young lady' in front of her into her arms, whispering, "Should I call you Hanamori-chan, or Maid-chan?"

The spy maid shook her head and said:

"I'm sorry, President, you guessed wrong..."

"I haven't finished yet," Natsuki Amamiya continued. "Or perhaps Ai-chan?"

"I'm sorry," the spy maid said without changing her expression, "the president guessed wrong again. Goodbye."

Snapped.

Amamiya Natsuki raised her right hand and slapped the young lady's buttocks.

The crisp sound of a slap immediately echoed in the tent.

It hurts but then it doesn't hurt anymore.

Natsuki Amamiya didn't use much force; the slap only caused minor damage, but it was enough to break through defenses.

"Well……"

When her vital points were suddenly attacked, the spy maid instinctively let out a soft groan. Immediately afterward, a ripple-like wave appeared on her body, breaking her disguise and revealing her true face.

It was the spy maid, Hayasaka Ai.

However, at this moment, Hayasaka's ears had suddenly turned into a pair of fluffy white dog ears, and two sharp little canine teeth had grown from the corners of his mouth.

"What's wrong with your ears?" Amamiya Natsuki looked at him in surprise.

Hayasaka Ai covered her ears with both hands and said in a resentful tone:

"During the previous test of courage, the young lady's hairband got caught on a tree branch, and she asked me to help her find it."

Amamiya Natsuki said:

"and then?"

Hayasaka Ai's eyes became even more resentful: "Then the flashlight broke down, and I had no choice but to drink a bottle of witch's potion, and who knew I would get infected."

According to statistics from the mutual aid group, the probability of the witch's potion causing side effects is only one in ten. Hayasaka Ai thought she had always been very lucky and that she would never be affected. She didn't think much about it at the time and casually drank a bottle of witch's potion. Who knew that she would be affected by it so badly?

"I see."

Amamiya Natsuki suddenly realized.

The dog ears that suddenly grew out were actually a side effect of the witch's potion.

Hayasaka disguised herself as Kaguya using her skills and sneaked over to ask for the Pure White Wedding skin card because Pure White Wedding can absorb the side effects of the potion.

Unfortunately, she was out of luck and her disguise was seen through by Natsuki Amamiya right from the start.

"The student council president doesn't seem surprised at all." Hayasaka Ai crossed her arms and squinted her eyes. "So you found out about my identity at school a long time ago?"

"Well..."

Hayasaka Ai's thoughts became clearer: "We barely spoke a few words at school, yet she suddenly confessed to me. The student council president must have already discovered my identity back then, right?"

Amamiya Natsuki readily admitted it, saying:

"That's right, I noticed it a long time ago."

The spy maid grew angrier the more she thought about it, and couldn't help but sneer: "Ha, talking about love at first sight, you're just toying with my feelings."

"You're turning the tables on me." Amamiya Natsuki laid out the facts and reasoned with everyone. "On the surface, someone is just a maid, but secretly she's been spying on me as my junior from next door, and she's been mingling in school as a classmate. She hasn't revealed her true identity for so long. Who's lying to me?"

"Hmph, it's all the pervert's fault anyway." Unable to reason with him, Hayasaka Ai started to downplay the issue and make a fuss. "When he confessed to me at school, I was actually moved. I never thought I was just being played by the student council president."

Amamiya Natsuki said quietly:

"You should have acted with a clear conscience when you made a deal. You even let me lick your feet, and you still say I was toying with you?"

"Pooh!"

Hayasaka Ai blushed, couldn't help but spit out a light spit, her toes instinctively curling up as she shifted her position and hid behind her back. "It's clearly the student council president who's too perverted!"

Amamiya Natsuki sneered: "You were quite comfortable back then."

"Xinei!"

Even a spy maid has a sense of shame. Blushing, she changed the subject, saying, "President, hurry up and give me the skin card. I'm going back to Tokyo tomorrow at noon. With wolf ears, I can't possibly ride the bus."

Amamiya Natsuki reached out and pinched Hayasaka's ears, which felt quite comfortable with their fluffy texture: "These are clearly dog ​​ears."

Hayasaka Ai corrected: "They're wolf ears!"

“Alright, then let’s call it dog ears,” Natsuki Amamiya suggested. “Using a skin card would be too wasteful. How about I use the Bad Doctor’s skill instead?”

“Not at all, a skin card will do.” Hayasaka Ai’s eyes were wary. “...And don’t pinch my ears.”

Natsuki Amamiya took out the Pure White Wedding skin card and handed it to Hayasaka: "You can have the skin card, but you can only use it inside the tent."

Hayasaka Ai asked, puzzled:

"why?"

Amamiya Natsuki said:

"At that time, it was because I hadn't been able to connect with Ai-chan emotionally for a long time."

"whispering sound."

Hayasaka Ai pouted and snorted softly, then used the skin card.

next moment.

A faint light flashed on the loyal maid, and she instantly transformed into a special form of a pure white wedding dress. Combined with her current dog ears, she was clearly an ultra-rare limited edition.

Amamiya Natsuki's eyes lit up, and she raised her phone, ready to take a picture.

"Don't take pictures." Hayasaka Ai frowned. "What if someone sees us?"

Amamiya Natsuki assured:

"Don't worry, I promise I won't show it to anyone else."

"Heh." The loyal maid smiled and looked over. "That's really typical scumbag talk."

That's enough! You're dressed neatly, what's wrong with taking pictures?

The hem of the pure white wedding dress is gradually turning black, proving that the skin's special effects are working. However, it will take some time to eliminate the side effects of the dog ears.

Inside the small tent, Natsuki Amamiya and Hayasaka sat facing each other.

"What did the president and the young lady do this afternoon?" Hayasaka Ai asked, arms crossed. "Why did they get into a conflict with those boys?"

While looking at the photos on her phone, Natsuki Amamiya said:

"Let me think about it, is this something I can tell you?"

Hayasaka Ai: “…”

“I remember now, the young lady did say that I shouldn’t tell anyone else, and that I could only reveal two words to you.” Amamiya Natsuki put down her phone, looked up at the dog-girl maid in front of her, and said seriously, “It’s a massage.”

"Massage?" Hayasaka Ai tilted her head. "Why can't I say 'massage'?"

“I can’t say, and that’s it.” Natsuki Amamiya said in a subtle tone, “If you want to know, you can experience it for yourself, which will fulfill your and the young lady’s wishes.”

"It can even grant wishes?" Hayasaka Ai pursed her pink lips, her curiosity growing. "What kind of massage is it?"

Amamiya Natsuki shook her head: "I can't say."

Hayasaka Ai blinked and looked over, tilting her pretty face up and pouting, "If the president tells me secretly, I definitely won't tell the young lady."

"Give up." Amamiya Natsuki said with a righteous expression, "The most important thing in being a person is to keep your word. If you say you'll keep it a secret, you won't tell a third person."

"whispering sound."

The maid's coquettish expression vanished instantly, replaced by a soft snort of dissatisfaction, but her curiosity only grew stronger.

I want to know.

I'm really curious to know what the president and the young lady did in the bathhouse.

"President, don't you want to know which one is my true identity?" Hayasaka Ai's eyes flickered slightly as she extended a slender finger. "In exchange, I'll tell you my true identity, and you'll tell me what you and the young lady did this afternoon. How about that? Sounds reasonable, right?"

“That makes sense.” Amamiya Natsuki nodded, then shook her head and said, “Unfortunately, I don’t want to know your true identity.”

"Huh?" Hayasaka Ai was taken aback. "The president doesn't want to know?"

“I really don’t want to know.” Amamiya Natsuki lay down on her side, resting on the lap of the bridal maid, enjoying the comfort of the maid’s lap pillow. “A person’s true nature can only be seen when they are alone. That’s why there is the saying, ‘A gentleman is cautious when he is alone and does not deceive himself in the dark.’ At other times, even in front of our parents, we are not truly ourselves.”

"Whether you are Hayasaka, a classmate at school, a cool maid, or a girl next door, it doesn't really matter."