Kaguya-sama: Love Is War wants me to turn myself in.

"I just saw the news this morning that 'Wolong Cangtian Yunfei' is about to launch a month-long free trial. I choose Wolong Cangtian Yunfei."

"The refrigerator succubus is clearly happier."

"..."

Three or four boys came in. They were obviously like Natsuki Amamiya and Kaguya, having sneaked out beforehand to come to the bathhouse to take a shower.

at the same time.

Inside the cubicle.

After confirming that their whereabouts had not been exposed, Amamiya Natsuki turned her gaze to the young lady.

Taking a bath naturally requires taking off clothes. At this moment, the young lady was only wearing a white towel, with one hand covering her chest and the other covering her lower abdomen. The light was not bright, but it still reflected her snow-white skin, which was as white as mutton fat jade.

Especially since this is the men's bathhouse, she was startled by the few boys who came in. At this moment, the young lady looks like a cat caught stealing dried fish, and her slightly nervous expression is heart-fluttering.

Noticing the change in Amamiya Natsuki's gaze, Shinomiya Kaguya quickly took a half-step back, remaining alert.

Unfortunately, the cubicle was only so big. As soon as she stepped back, her back touched the wall. The icy cold touch almost made Kaguya Shinomiya cry out.

"Well……"

Kaguya Shinomiya shuddered, bounced off the wall as if electrocuted, and looked at Natsuki Amamiya with a wronged expression.

"It's cold, isn't it?" Natsuki Amamiya noticed this, reached for the showerhead, and whispered in her ear, "Turn around."

Upon hearing this, Kaguya Shinomiya instinctively turned around, revealing her alabaster-like back.

next moment.

Warm water flowed over it.

Amamiya Natsuki stretched out her other hand and whispered:

"towel."

The young lady, feeling dizzy, handed over the towel in her hand.

"Wait, wait a minute!" Kaguya Shinomiya quickly realized what was happening, her pretty face flushing red, even the tips of her ears turning crimson. "I didn't ask you to help me take a bath!"

Unfortunately, it was too late.

Since Natsuki Amamiya had already helped with the back rubbing, she naturally wouldn't give up halfway.

"Don't move around," Natsuki Amamiya whispered, "You don't want to be discovered by others, do you?"

"..."

Kaguya Shinomiya bit her lip, turned her back to Natsuki Amamiya, and silently chose to swallow her anger.

(No, there's no other way. This is the men's bathhouse. It would be troublesome if someone found out. I can only ask the president to help me take a bath...)

at the same time.

The other boys were still chatting.

The conversation started with games, then moved on to recent comics, and then to movies, including the utterly disappointing Avatar vs. Wakanda, and Makoto Shinkai's upcoming film "Suzuger's Journey," before somehow veering towards girls.

"Speaking of which, I just realized today that there are a lot of cute girls in our grade."

"Who do you think is the cutest among those girls?"

"Of course, there was an underground vote for the 'most beautiful girl' right at the start of the semester, and the most beautiful girl in the grade was Princess Kaguya, of course."

Upon hearing this, Kaguya Shinomiya couldn't help but turn her head and cast a subtle glance at Natsuki Amamiya.

Girls, from eighty years old to three years old, all love to hear praise.

But the next second, Kaguya Shinomiya became unhappy.

"Princess Kaguya is indeed very beautiful, but she only ranks near the bottom on the list of girls that everyone wants to date in our grade."

Kaguya Shinomiya puffed out her cheeks upon hearing this: "Why am I only ranked last?"

The boys were completely unaware of the approaching danger, and were still gossiping while taking a shower.

"Most of us in our grade went straight up from high school, so we all know what Princess Kaguya was like in middle school. She was as cold as ice. Just one look at someone could make you feel frostbite. Only the most reckless would dare to associate with Her Highness the Princess."

Amamiya Natsuki silently gave it a thumbs up in her heart.

When they were assigned to classes at the beginning of the semester, Natsuki Amamiya was indeed amazed when she first saw Kaguya. No matter which angle she looked at, she was an incredibly beautiful girl without any flaws. Unfortunately, her cold expression, which treated others as if they were invisible, left Natsuki Amamiya with no hope or interest.

But now...

Amamiya Natsuki looked down at the young lady in front of her, whose pretty face was flushed with shyness and whose cheeks were puffed out with a little anger, and continued to help her scrub her back.

In short, it's super cute!

The casual conversation continued.

Another boy said, "A cold personality is only a secondary reason; there is only one main reason."

"What is it?"

"In this cold world, only breasts can warm people's hearts; Princess Kaguya is flat-chested."

"That's right, I feel like my younger sister, who just started middle school, is more developed than Her Highness the Princess."

"If someone were to hold a poll to rank flat-chested girls, Princess Kaguya would undoubtedly be number one, right?"

"..."

Several gossipy boys laughed upon hearing this, and the air in the bathhouse was instantly filled with a cheerful atmosphere.

Unfortunately, Natsuki Amamiya was not happy; in fact, she even broke out in a cold sweat.

Please stop talking! If you keep talking, you won't be able to leave the bathhouse standing up!

Just like how bald people are most concerned about being called bald, short people are most reluctant to hear the word "short," and flat chests are one of the taboos for the young lady, these guys actually dared to talk nonsense without any restraint, all of them stepping on the young lady's sore spots.

Kaguya Shinomiya, who had been shy about taking a bath together, now lowered her head, her body enveloped in black mist.

That was murderous intent.

When she finally heard the phrase "the flat-chested princess of the entire grade," Kaguya Shinomiya even turned around, holding a wood-chopping knife in her hand, and completely turned to the dark side.

"Stay calm, don't act rashly!"

Ignoring everything else, Amamiya Natsuki quickly pulled the young lady into his arms to comfort her.

"Murder is a crime; you must resist the urge to kill."

"Their crimes do not warrant death."

The crime doesn't warrant death?

Kaguya Shinomiya declared that she had made up her mind to kill.

Criticizing others behind their backs is a crime punishable by hanging!

Fortunately, the boys usually shower very quickly, finishing in three to five minutes. Soon after, they put on their wooden clogs and left the bathhouse together, successfully avoiding a bloody disaster.

"They've finally left..."

Amamiya Natsuki secretly breathed a sigh of relief.

If she continues to speak recklessly and causes the young lady to completely go berserk and turn evil, no one can stop her; they can only help Kaguya bring down divine punishment.

"You can continue taking a bath." Amamiya Natsuki released Kaguya, now acting like a teacher in the face of the corrupted young lady. "I'm leaving."

Snapped.

Just as Amamiya Natsuki was about to leave, her wrist was suddenly grabbed.

"Kaguya?"

Amamiya Natsuki couldn't help but feel nervous.

Is it because you have nowhere to vent your anger and are planning to take it out on yourself?

After all, it was he who had hugged the young lady, which prevented her from avenging her humiliation. It was normal for her to be angry.

"President..."

Kaguya Shinomiya called softly, her voice gentle, like a cat lazily stretching out its paws in springtime.

"Ok?"

Amamiya Natsuki was slightly taken aback.

This voice... why does it sound completely lifeless?

The silly young lady quickly looked up, which confirmed Amamiya Natsuki's guess.

The young lady's pretty face flushed red, as if on fire, and her eyes were moist and sparkling. She wasn't crying from anger, but rather feeling some kind of shy emotion that was hard to explain. She was clearly not angry.

"what happened?"

Amamiya Natsuki felt relieved, reached out and patted the young lady's head, and asked gently.

Their eyes met, but the young lady seemed unable to meet their gaze, quickly turning her head away and stammering in a low voice:

"Um... Mom said before... massage can..."

Amamiya Natsuki didn't react immediately and subconsciously said:

"Can what?"

"Well, it's just..." Kaguya Shinomiya felt dizzy and stammered for a long time before finally unable to say anything more. "N-nothing, President, you can go now!"

Unable to speak.

How could I possibly utter such a shameful request!

If I hadn't just suffered a mental blow, and if taking a shower together hadn't made my head spin, I wouldn't have been able to utter the first half of a sentence.

Rather, it would be more accurate to say that Kaguya Shinomiya was now filled with shame and indignation.

How could you say such shameless things? You're too ashamed to face tomorrow's sun! Go back and kill yourself!

"The benefits of massage..."

Amamiya Natsuki wasn't stupid; after a moment's thought, she quickly realized what was going on.

Massage, of course, is about promoting blood circulation, clearing the meridians, and relaxing muscles and bones!

“That quack doctor’s treatment skills can unblock meridians, improve blood circulation, and enhance the effects of massage,” Natsuki Amamiya coughed twice and whispered, “Want to give it a try?”