Kaguya-sama: Love Is War wants me to turn myself in.

Amamiya Natsuki: "..."

You really do want my life, don't you?

"stare--"

Kaguya Shinomiya's gaze shifted, and she glared at him angrily.

“You guys talk.” Amamiya Natsuki was quite wise, choosing to stay away from the chaotic scene. “I’ll go talk to Ms. Sadako about today’s plans.”

My only goal in coming to the Love Hotel today is to earn game currency.

Although the golden legend has been temporarily locked using an item lock card, it's better to be safe than sorry.

I only feel at ease when my belongings are in my pocket.

Now we only need a little bit of game currency, so of course we need to earn money as soon as possible and get it.

The task of making money naturally fell to Miss Sadako.

Miss Sadako stood in the corner, looking down at her toes, silently listening to the day's work assignments. Finally, a wronged voice came from beneath her black hair:

"Mahjong... I haven't played in ages..."

You, a legend of urban legends, are addicted to mahjong all day long? Don't you have any shame?

Amamiya Natsuki's expression turned serious, and she said:

"As an employee, you should focus on your work during work hours and not spend all your time indulging in mahjong."

Miss Sadako looked aggrieved and lowered her head even further, silently protesting the tyrannical exploitation by the evil capitalists.

“However,” Natsuki Amamiya changed the subject, “I don’t have much work to do today, so I can play a couple of rounds of mahjong with you first.”

"..."

Miss Sadako looked up in surprise, then suddenly remembered something, pressed her hand to her forehead, and whispered, "Don't... comb my hair..."

"Don't worry," Natsuki Amamiya retorted. "Today's rules are simple: the loser doesn't have to comb their hair, they just have to take off their clothes."

Miss Sadako: "..."

"Heh, man."

A cold laugh came from the side.

Natsuki Amamiya silently turned her head and looked at the human-faced dog eating cake. "Yuko seems to have a lot of opinions about me. It's okay, she can say it. There should be an effective and quick communication mechanism between employees and bosses."

"I don't believe your nonsense." The human-faced dog Yuko curled her lip in disgust. "You're a wicked guy."

Amamiya Natsuki sighed:

"So you think we can't communicate like this?"

Human-faced dog: "Don't think I'm like Sadako, easily fooled by a few words."

Amamiya Natsuki confirmed one thing again: this human-faced dog was a scoundrel and needed to be severely disciplined before it would behave.

"Saya." Amamiya Natsuki turned to look at her adopted daughter, "Want to have dog meat hot pot?"

"I won't eat it." Shayou quickly shook her head. "Yuko-chan is just feeling uncomfortable because she suddenly turned into a dog's body. Natsuki-kun, don't take it to heart."

"What's wrong with dogs?" Amamiya Natsuki said seriously. "The popular manga recently, 'Born to be a Dog, I'm Happy,' is about a human who is turned into a dog and lives a very happy life every day."

The human-faced dog, Yuuko, whimpered and admitted defeat. Only after Amamiya Natsuki went to play mahjong did she whisper, "..."

"Shayou, what did you do that I asked you to do?"

Shayou blinked: "What is it?"

"Of course, it's about making you drain that guy dry."

"No, no." Sha You's pretty face flushed red, and she quickly shook her head. "That kind of thing... how could it be so fast?"

"You're so useless." The human-faced dog Yuko had a disappointed look on her face and whispered a suggestion, "As long as you show off those useless fat lumps of yours, that dog of a man will definitely pounce on you."

Shayou clutched her chest, her pretty face flushed, and whispered in protest, "Natsuki-kun... isn't that kind of person."

"Tch." The human-faced dog sneered. "He said himself that he has decided not to be human anymore."

Shayou: "..."

As a player, you never know whether tomorrow or an accident will come first. It's okay to be unlucky... as long as you enjoy it.

"Oh, right," the human-faced dog said in a low voice, "next time you come in, remember to buy a comic book. I want to see what's in that book called 'Born to be a Dog, I'm Very Happy'."

Sha nodded in agreement: "I understand."

"..."

After playing three rounds of mahjong with her, Miss Sadako was finally satisfied.

Next is work time.

Miss Sadako was already quite skilled at her job; she found the remote control, turned on the TV, and then crawled inside.

However, after pressing the remote control button, the TV did not respond at all.

"Well?"

Miss Sadako tilted her head in confusion and looked at her.

“The remote control fell on the floor and broke.” Natsuki Amamiya casually picked up the remote control. “You can just turn on the TV.”

I turned on the TV, and thankfully, Ms. Sadako was right beside me. Under the influence of her power, the TV screen was distorted and blurry, and no disgusting images of eating appeared.

Miss Sadako was quite dedicated; she quickly grabbed onto both sides of the television set, and then, using both her hands and feet, crawled inside.

Amamiya Natsuki's gaze fell on Sadako's back, feeling a little regretful.

Televisions are getting bigger and bigger these days, so they can no longer hold Sadako firmly in place like they used to, and have someone help push her buttocks from behind...

The rest is self-explanatory.

Ms. Sadako has adapted to her job and is becoming more proficient. Now, with the addition of two more employees, a human-faced dog and a yandere girl, her overall efficiency has increased dramatically.

Especially the human-faced dog, although this guy has human memories, he also has the violent nature of a ghost story, and is completely different from the gentle girl in Sayu's words.

Hearing that her job was to instill fear in tourists, she pounced like a mad dog without even needing Natsuki Amamiya's prompting, quickly unleashing waves of terrified screams.

In short, nothing was said that night.

The next morning at six o'clock, the theater area was about to close.

The yandere Kaguya approached Natsuki Amamiya, tilting her pretty face upwards and saying:

"Can I leave the theater and go to the real world?"

Amamiya Natsuki nodded and said, "Of course."

Kaguya Shinomiya frowned, looking at him warily: "What do you want to do?"

"What are you doing?" The yandere girl smiled sweetly and tilted her head, saying, "Don't you hate going to school? Don't you want to see those boring classmates and live a dull and boring life?"

"Leave it to me, I can go to school in your place."

Kaguya Shinomiya's eyes widened in disbelief, never expecting that this clone would want to take over her life: "Don't even think about it!"

Chapter 519 I'm sorry, I'm not clean anymore

The yandere girl's eyes flickered, and she grabbed Amamiya Natsuki's arm, tilting her pretty face up as she said:

"Honey, what do you say?"

Ever since that day when he forcibly kissed her, this yandere girl seems to have undergone a subtle change. She no longer thinks about turning people into specimens, but wants to be the first wife. Especially in front of the silly young lady, she not only steals men, but also steals her mother.

"Kiss, kiss..." Kaguya Shinomiya's pretty face flushed red, and she couldn't help but shout, "What are you shouting!"

How dare he call someone "darling" in front of so many people? I'm not that shameless! This clone has definitely gone bad!

Amamiya Natsuki coughed twice, and under the resentful gaze of the legitimate young lady, said softly:

"You can go to the real world; there are many things that need to be verified."

Aside from the yandere Kaguya, the human-faced dog Yuuko, the loli maid, and Sadako-san, none of them have any interest in the real world.

Six o'clock in the morning.

The theater is closed.

All the other employees disappeared, leaving only the yandere Kaguya behind.

Then, not long after, the yandere Kaguya frowned.

"Kaguya, what's wrong?" Mrs. Kaguya asked.

The yandere girl frowned and said softly:

"I can't feel the temperature anymore."

Amamiya Natsuki raised an eyebrow slightly and pointed, saying, "Go to the restroom and look in the mirror."

The yandere girl entered the restroom and stood in front of the mirror, with Natsuki Amamiya following behind.

Natsuki Amamiya looked in the mirror and saw only herself and the real young lady in it; neither Mrs. Kaguya nor the yandere girl appeared in the mirror.

Mrs. Kaguya blinked and suddenly said:

"Pick up that toothbrush."

Upon hearing this, the yandere girl reached out to grab the toothbrush from the sink, but her right hand passed right through it.

“It seems that Kaguya is in the same state as her mother.” Mrs. Kaguya rested her chin on her right hand. “Similar to a ghost form, only by consuming the power of existence can it interact with the real world… Mother will teach you how to do it.”

The technique is not difficult.

Under Kaguya's guidance, the yandere girl quickly learned how to use the power of existence, and this time she successfully picked up a toothbrush.

Amamiya Natsuki began to speak:

"Let's go to the vending machine and buy something to eat."

Arriving at the vending machine, Natsuki Amamiya bought a drink and handed it to the yandere girl.

The yandere girl reached out and took the drink, parted her pink lips slightly, took a sip, and quickly frowned: "It has no taste."

"It's not that it has no taste." The silly young lady crossed her arms and snorted, "You're just a ghost now, so naturally you can't taste anything."