Kaguya-sama: Love Is War wants me to turn myself in.

Natsuki Amamiya looked at her notebook and suddenly said:

There's one thing you didn't do.

"Impossible." Fujiwara Chika refused to believe it. "What didn't you do?"

Amamiya Natsuki turned her head and looked over, saying softly:

"The notebook says that when wiping your body, you should wipe it from head to toe, making sure you don't miss any spot."

"I just wiped you down from head to toe, there's not a single spot..."

At this point, Fujiwara Chika suddenly widened her eyes.

and many more!

If I had to say I missed something, there was indeed one spot that wasn't wiped clean...

"No, that's impossible!" Fujiwara Chika's pretty face flushed red instantly. Even the source of chaos has its limits. "That place definitely won't work!"

“In front of a doctor, there is no distinction of gender.” Natsuki Amamiya interlaced her fingers and said seriously, “As an embalmer, is there any distinction of gender?”

Fujiwara Chika: “…”

As a mortician, there should indeed be no distinction based on gender.

So... the problem really did occur during the wiping process?

Natsuki Amamiya continued:

"Of course, it's also possible that other steps are not done properly, but the problem is most likely in the body wiping process... Whether it is or not, we'll know once we verify it."

"How...how do I verify it?"

Fujiwara Chika stammered, her gaze darting around, her ears burning hot.

Amamiya Natsuki lowered her voice and said:

"As a trainee mortician, you should know this very well, right?"

"I don't know." Fujiwara Chika turned her face away. "Anyway, the players can be practice targets... We can just ask Kaguya-chan for help later, right?"

Amamiya Natsuki said:

"Are you sure Kaguya-san is willing to take off her clothes and let you do whatever you want with her?"

"..."

Fujiwara Chika remained silent.

unwilling.

Kaguya-chan is such a proud person, she definitely wouldn't lie down and let me wipe her body. Her arms and legs are fine, but she definitely wouldn't allow it on other parts... Even though we're all girls, and we've bathed together, soaked in hot springs, and helped each other wipe our backs, there are still places she can't touch.

Fujiwara Chika stammered:

"I'm asking Komi-kun for help... Knowing Komi-kun's personality, he definitely won't refuse, right?"

"You overestimated Komi's shamelessness," Amamiya Natsuki retorted. "If it were just the two of you in the dungeon, she might sacrifice herself, but she definitely won't agree now."

"This won't work, that won't work... what are we going to do about the mission?"

“Of course, it’s my turn to sacrifice,” Amamiya Natsuki said righteously. “Since someone always has to make a sacrifice, I might as well sacrifice myself to the very end.”

"...No way!"

Fujiwara Chika hesitated for two seconds, then turned her head and refused.

I'm a girl, after all. If I do something like that, I'll never be able to get married, right?

Natsuki Amamiya said in a low, melancholic tone:

"Chika, you don't want other people to know the details of the mission, do you?"

Fujiwara Chika: “…”

After hesitating for a moment, the secretary clenched his fist.

As an embalmer, one should indeed set aside gender biases.

In order to complete a mission, someone always has to make a sacrifice.

Rather than letting Kaguya and the others sacrifice themselves, it's better to sacrifice ourselves. There's no one else in the morgue... Just let it end quickly.

"Go lie down."

Fujiwara Chika pointed.

After making up her mind, the girl's hesitation quickly disappeared, though her face remained as red as fire.

Amamiya Natsuki looked at Chika: "As expected, I still have to be sacrificed."

"Bah~"

Fujiwara Chika couldn't help but lightly spit out, "I'm the one who sacrificed more!"

Amamiya Natsuki said:

“If we switched places, and you were lying in a hospital bed being turned over and over by me, you would definitely be the one who sacrificed more.”

"It is now too." Fujiwara Chika put her right hand on her hip, her voice slightly lacking in confidence. "You'd better lie down."

"Yes."

"Um...do we need to do the mission all over again from beginning to end?"

“Possibly. We’ll find out once we try,” said Natsuki Amamiya. “However, there’s not enough time to go through the whole process.”

"..."

Fujiwara Chika's face flushed rapidly. She took a deep breath and extended her right hand.

calm.

Don't panic.

As a mortician, I don't care about the gender of the deceased.

At times like these, one should be somber, with a solemn expression, and filled with remembrance...

"Cough cough!"

At the last moment, Fujiwara Chika backed down again, hesitatingly saying, "How about we try again next time?"

"Strike while the iron is hot, but the momentum will wane, and the effort will be exhausted." Natsuki Amamiya lay flat on the hospital bed, staring at the dark ceiling. "If you want to run away, you won't be as brave as you are next time."

"I never intended to run away..."

Fujiwara Chika hesitated, her expression conflicted, and tried again, but unfortunately, she stopped.

No matter what, the towel just wouldn't fall.

"No...it's impossible..." The secretary looked conflicted. "I guess we'll have to wait until next time..."

dong dong dong.

Just then, there was a knock on the door.

Startled, Fujiwara Chika's hand trembled, and she successfully broke through her own limit.

"Someone's knocking!" Fujiwara Chika turned around nervously. "Could it be Kaguya-chan or the others?"

When Amamiya Natsuki got up, she saw two figures peering into the door.

"Congratulations, you got it."

Chapter 430 Jealous Witch Hayasaka Ai

"What, what should I do?"

Fujiwara Chika panicked immediately.

It was already shameful enough, but now they've been caught red-handed. Even the uninhibited Source of Chaos is too ashamed to show his face right now.

"Don't panic, panicking won't help."

Natsuki Amamiya lowered her voice and said, "You have your back to the door, so Kaguya and the others shouldn't be able to see what we're doing."

"But you're not wearing any clothes at all. It's too late to put them on now, isn't it?" Fujiwara Chika said anxiously. "If I turn around and open the door, you'll be completely naked... Should I help you put them on?"

In critical moments, one can't worry about anything else.

On one hand, there's shame; on the other hand, there's the fear of being embarrassed in front of your friends. The choice is obvious.

"Too slow, I have a solution."

Without saying a word, Natsuki Amamiya immediately activated her character disguise, instantly transforming into a middle-aged,颓废 (颓废 is a difficult word to translate directly, but it implies a state of being decadent, dissolute, or颓废) doctor. Since she had never taken off her doctor's uniform before, the white coat naturally came off her body after activating the disguise.

"call……"

Seeing this, Fujiwara Chika finally breathed a sigh of relief.

He covered his chest with his right hand, took a deep breath, and then turned and walked towards the door.

"Kaguya-chan, you're here."

Fujiwara Chika opened the door nonchalantly and waved as she called out.

It has to be said that this Fujiwara Secretary has a very strong mentality. If it were anyone else, they would probably be covering their face with their sleeves right now, too ashamed to show their face.

"What...what were you doing just now?"

Kaguya Shinomiya crossed her arms over her chest, her eyes filled with suspicion. "Natsuki-san seems... to be naked?"

"It's my role's mission." Fujiwara Chika coughed twice and explained, "It requires completing the entire encoffining process... I don't know if the player can meet the requirements, so I'll use Natsuki as a practice subject."

“I regret it.” Natsuki Amamiya got up and walked over. “That bed is cold and hard, and I’ll have to be tossed and turned. I guess I should ask Kaguya for help.”

"I do not want it."

Kaguya Shinomiya couldn't help but scold him.

Lying in the hospital bed, being tossed and turned by her friend, even though they were both girls, she couldn't stand it.

Amamiya Natsuki shifted her gaze to her junior, Hayasaka, and said:

"Then let Hua Shou come."