Kaguya-sama: Love Is War wants me to turn myself in.

"It really is the urban idol, the eight-foot-tall man."

Amamiya Natsuki stood outside the door, curiously observing the eight-foot-tall lady inside.

Guan Yu was nine feet tall, which might seem taller than a lady who is eight feet tall, but the standards in ancient times were different from those in modern times. If Guan Yu and a lady who is eight feet tall stood together, Guan Yu would definitely not be as tall as a lady who is eight feet tall.

"Pity."

Amamiya Natsuki felt a pang of regret.

Having already seen Sadako, the demon loli Hanako, and the Slit-Mouthed Woman, it's perfectly normal to see an eight-foot-tall adult like this; there's no need to be surprised.

It's a pity we're not all in the same instance, otherwise we could gather everyone together and form the strongest urban legend idol group, which would definitely be super popular.

The eight-foot-tall woman in the ward seemed somewhat withdrawn, sitting on the sofa without moving or turning around to look behind her.

Natsuki Amamiya thought for a moment, then raised her right hand and gently tapped on the glass window with her fingers.

dong dong dong.

Upon hearing the knocking sound, the eight-foot-tall man in the ward finally turned around. It must be said that he had a superb figure and an exceptionally delicate and charming appearance.

"stare--"

The eight-foot-tall man's gaze sharpened, landing on Amamiya Natsuki, or more precisely, on the mushroom on Amamiya Natsuki's head. His face immediately lit up with a mixture of surprise and delight. He quickly stood up and lunged towards the door.

"Doctor, be careful."

The nurse nervously stood in front of Natsuki Amamiya.

"fine."

Amamiya Natsuki's gaze fell on the eight-foot-tall man, and she raised an eyebrow slightly.

That surprised and excited expression...it's just like a pet that's been lost and has finally been found by its owner.

I'm not a teenager anymore, but a颓废 (颓废 is a difficult word to translate directly, but it implies a state of being decadent, disillusioned, or decadent) middle-aged doctor. I wouldn't be that attractive... Could it be that I've found another lonely young girl?

"I'm……"

The eight-foot-tall man was excited and wanted to introduce himself.

"Shhh."

Natsuki Amamiya raised a finger and put it to her lips, making a shushing gesture.

"Uh-huh."

The eight-foot-tall man in the ward nodded hurriedly, covered his mouth with both hands, then bent over and looked out with bright eyes.

"What's wrong with Miss Bachi?"

The nurse looked puzzled.

"They must be excited to see me," Natsuki Amamiya said with a straight face, "I used to be Miss Hachisaku's attending physician."

"The doctor is amazing."

With her affection level maxed out, even if Natsuki Amamiya said she could wash her hair upside down, the nurse wouldn't doubt it.

Amamiya Natsuki turned her head and said:

"Miss Sasaki, please open the door. I need to go in and check on Miss Yasakani's body."

"No, that's too dangerous." The nurse quickly shook her head. "The doctor could be harmed by Miss Hachikatsu."

Amamiya Natsuki said gently:

"Don't worry, Miss Hachikatsu won't hurt me."

"No, absolutely not." The nurse grabbed Amamiya Natsuki's wrist and shook her head firmly. "Miss Yasakani looks very quiet, but she's actually very irritable. Last time, a doctor went in for an examination and was accidentally grabbed by Lady Yasakani. By the time we found out, he was already dead."

Are you sure that doctor was caught by accident, or that he deliberately went to their door?

With a man of eight feet tall and good looks, there are plenty of guys who can't resist him!

Amamiya Natsuki helplessly pressed her brow.

Title skills also have their downsides. The opponent won't be like a doll, obeying all your commands. For example, if someone wants to commit suicide, the nurse certainly won't hand them a knife; instead, she'll snatch it away and throw it far away.

The nurses thought that a man entering the ward alone would be like a lamb entering a tiger's den, so they refused to let him in no matter what.

Amamiya Natsuki pondered for a few seconds, then said:

"If I can prove that Miss Yasakani is actually my pet, can I go in?"

"Eh?"

The nurse was taken aback, then quickly shook her head and said, "That kind of thing is impossible. Don't be fooled by his constant smile, Master Bachi has a volatile temper and a very strong sense of self-respect. He would never be someone's pet."

"Seeing is believing, and I'll prove it to you right now." Amamiya Natsuki turned her head to look at the Yasakani-sama who was staring at her expectantly in the hospital room, and raised her voice slightly, "Miss Yasakani, can you hear me?"

"Nod three times when you hear that."

"..."

Under the nurse's surprised gaze, the eight-foot-tall man in the ward quickly nodded three times.

“Very good.” Natsuki Amamiya added, “I was just startled by the old lady with the cat face next door, and I desperately need psychological treatment… Learn to meow like a cat a couple of times.”

The nurse said speechlessly, "Such an outrageous request, Lord Eight-Foot would definitely not agree to it..."

"Meow~"

A soft, meowing sound suddenly rang out.

"Eh eh eh?!"

The nurse looked at the eight-foot-tall man in the ward in shock.

It actually started meowing like a cat?

Where is that eight-foot-tall man who always has a dangerous smile on his face and looks at others with the same eyes he uses to appraise ingredients?

Natsuki Amamiya then gave the order:

"Not cute enough. Put your hands up to your face and meow twice."

"..."

A flash of embarrassment and annoyance crossed the eight-foot-tall man's face, his pink cheeks puffed out noticeably, and then he reluctantly raised his hands, clenched them into fists, placed them beside his face, and turned his face slightly away:

"Meow~ meow meow meow~"

That fist is huge.

Natsuki Amamiya looked at the fist raised to her face. It was cute, but such a big fist hitting her chest could shatter her sternum.

Amamiya Natsuki smiled and then said:

"I'm not going to meow like a cat anymore, I'll imitate a dog's bark twice."

"stare--"

The eight-foot-tall man glared at him through the glass, looking fierce.

"Doctor, be careful."

The nurse rushed forward nervously, trying to shield Natsuki Amamiya with her body.

"It's alright, don't worry." Amamiya Natsuki waved her hand and looked at the tall man in the ward. "Only when you barked like a dog did Miss Sasaki allow me to come in and examine you. What did you say?"

"..."

The eight-foot-tall man reluctantly turned his head away.

"Wang."

"Wang Wang Wang."

They actually learned it?

The nurse was dumbfounded and began to doubt her life. The grown man she remembered would never be so obedient.

Could it be that Miss Yasakani is really Dr. Sato's pet?

"See?" Natsuki Amamiya turned to look at the nurse. "She does whatever I tell her to do, so there's no need to worry about my safety."

"But, but..."

The nurse was still somewhat hesitant.

Amamiya Natsuki raised her right hand and gently placed it on the nurse's head, saying softly:

"This is my lifelong request."

"..."

A pink heart flashed in the nurse's eyes, and she finally agreed, taking out her key to open the door, adding a few words of advice with a hint of concern:

"I'll stand guard at the door. If the doctor encounters any danger, he must call me immediately."

"I understand." Amamiya Natsuki nodded slightly. "It's just a check-up for Miss Yasakani. She'll be out soon."

Enter the ward.

"The mushroom on your head..."

The eight-foot-tall man was filled with excitement and was about to speak.

"Shh-"

Natsuki Amamiya made a shushing gesture again, pointed behind her, then took out her notebook and said casually:

"It's just a routine check-up, Miss Hachisaku, please don't get agitated."

Miss Yachi took a deep breath and calmed herself down: "Doctor, let's go over there and talk."

"it is good."

Natsuki Amamiya's gaze involuntarily followed something; she couldn't help it, it was just too big.

This eight-foot-tall lady couldn't even stand up completely in the ward; she had to bend over slightly.

Only when the two stand together do you truly feel the difference in height.

It's like comparing an ordinary person to a professional basketball player standing together; it's like the difference between an adult and a child.

"Go to the corner."