Kaguya-sama: Love Is War wants me to turn myself in.

Now only I can take action... Keep going!

Amamiya Natsuki then looked at the headless JK and commanded:

"Kui, from now on you'll stay by Komi's side. Do whatever I tell you to do, understand?"

"Yes, doctor."

The headless JK respectfully agreed.

"Then let's say that, come see me later."

Amamiya Natsuki nodded slightly and returned to her consultation room.

I had barely sat down when there was a knock on the door.

dong dong dong...

The second patient pushed open the door and walked in.

Chapter 415 Doctor? No, Life Mentor!

"Please come in."

Natsuki Amamiya leaned back in her chair, observing patient number two as he entered the room without making a sound.

This is a handsome young man, who looks like a high school student, but his situation is even worse than that of the headless high school girl—

Although the head was still on the neck, a woodcutter's knife was clearly embedded in the head, and blood was still dripping from the wound.

Besides, the boy's left and right arms were missing, with flesh and blood flying everywhere at the cuts, seemingly the work of the woodcutter's knife on his head.

"Doctor, please help me..."

The boy with a machete on his head sat in a chair, his eyes, stained red with blood, staring straight at them.

"Patient, please describe your condition in detail." Amamiya Natsuki's expression remained unchanged as she casually picked up a medical record and a pen. "I need to provide you with the most suitable treatment plan."

It has to be said that the feeling of healing and saving lives is quite good, and Natsuki Amamiya found that she was very suitable to be a doctor.

The boy with the woodcutter's knife remained silent for a moment before speaking softly:

"My name is Kobayashi Shunsuke, I'm a first-year high school student and a member of the kendo club... I... I've fallen for a senior in the kendo club. She's the captain of the club, super strong, has a beautiful smile, and is very kind. She often takes care of me. One day, I finally mustered up the courage to confess to her..."

"and then?"

"...My senior has agreed to date me."

your sister!

You succeeded on your very first confession! What a winner in life!

Amamiya Natsuki interlaced her fingers, sat up straight, and made a gesture of attentive listening:

"Please continue."

"Then..." The boy with the hatchet lowered his head, blood dripping down his cheeks, his tone dejected, "Then I asked my senior to keep our relationship a secret for the time being... I hope that after gaining the approval of everyone in the kendo club, I can confess to everyone about my relationship with my senior."

"My senior agreed."

"..."

Then came a moment of silence.

Amamiya Natsuki crossed her fingers and said seriously:

"Mr. Kobayashi, you can tell the doctor about your condition. Please rest assured that every doctor will strictly abide by the obligation of confidentiality."

This is a lie.

Since I'm not a real doctor, I don't need to abide by any confidentiality obligations.

Rather, it's more like I'm about to reveal your secret.

“I was very happy with my senior during that time…” The boy with the hatchet paused for a moment before continuing, “Then my notebook, filled with secrets, was discovered by a delinquent girl in my class, she…”

"Just asking," Natsuki Amamiya raised her hand and said, "The notebook you're talking about, it wouldn't happen to be a diary from my chuunibyou (middle school syndrome) period, would it?"

"..."

The boy with the woodcutter silently turned his head to look elsewhere.

Damn, is it really true?

That kind of thing should have been destroyed as soon as possible, leaving no trace!

"Let's skip this question." Natsuki Amamiya took notes in her notebook. "Please continue."

“She said…she said I had to date her, or she would publish my diary.”

The boy with the woodcutter's knife said in a low voice, "The diary is in her hands. I have no choice but to agree to her request."

Damn it, you bastard!

When others find something to use against them, they use it to extort money, but you just give it to your girlfriend for free. Are you some kind of male protagonist in a light novel?

“This is not your fault.” Natsuki Amamiya twirled the pencil between her fingers. “You were coerced. Under the Civil Code, a marriage entered into under duress is invalid from the outset, let alone a relationship.”

These words seemed to offer some comfort to the boy with the woodcutter's knife. He looked up, a hint of gratitude on his face.

"Thank you doctor."

"Don't rush," Natsuki Amamiya said, extending her hand. "You didn't tell your upperclassman about being forced into a relationship, did you?"

"..."

The boy with the woodcutter fell silent again.

Why stay silent when something happens? What's there to be ashamed of? The axe is practically slashing your head!

"I...no." The boy with the woodcutter's voice was faint. "I don't want my senior to know how cowardly I am...It just so happens that she said that dating depends on her mood, and she will end the relationship when she gets bored or tired of it."

Natsuki Amamiya continued passing information in her notebook, casually remarking:

Is that all?

"And...and my sister..."

Natsuki Amamiya was immediately shocked: "You actually didn't even spare your own sister?!"

He didn't comment on the senior students in the kendo club. It was understandable that he was threatened by a delinquent girl in his class, but to lay a hand on his own sister was utter scum!

"I didn't lay a hand on my sister!" The boy with the woodcutter's knife retorted loudly, his face flushed red, blood spurting from his forehead and blackish-red mist rising from his body. "She's my sister's classmate, my junior high school junior!"

"Calm down, calm down first." Amamiya Natsuki handed over a tissue. "Wipe the blood off first... I believe you're not the kind of person who would harm your sister, please continue."

The consultation room is so dirty, it must be a lot of work to clean it later.

“She’s a good friend of my sister’s and often comes to my house to play.” The boy with the woodcutter’s knife blushed, but did not reveal the names of the girls. “That day I came home from kendo practice, covered in sweat. I went straight to the bathroom to take a shower when I got home. Who knew she was in the bathroom… and then… and then she said that if she was seen naked, she would never be able to get married, and asked me to date her.”

"You agreed?"

"Um……"

You actually believe this kind of talk? You're not some feudal old-fashioned person. Who would be unable to get married just because they've been seen naked?

You only became a jerk because the female student was cute and you didn't refuse her firmly.

Amamiya Natsuki crossed her fingers:

"Excuse me, does Mr. Kobayashi have any other girlfriends?"

The boy with the woodcutter shook his head: "That's all."

"Then what's the reason for the machete on your head?"

"That day..." The boy with the hatchet opened his mouth, his voice low and drawn, "That day, my classmate and I came out of a love hotel and happened to run into an older female student and a junior high school girl..."

Natsuki Amamiya silently gave her evaluation:

Should.

You deserve it.

Dating three people at the same time, hiding and deceiving them from beginning to end, and even getting caught in a love hotel—getting stabbed with a hatchet is no loss at all!

"Doctor, please tell me what to do?"

The boy with the wood-chopping knife looked up.

Amamiya Natsuki said solemnly, "On the first page of the sword manual, first slay the one you love."

The boy with the woodcutter's knife: "???"

"Sorry, I misspoke."

"..."

no doubt.

The real highlight is here.

If you give a bad answer, you definitely won't get a good review. If you accidentally hit a sore spot, you might even get attacked.

Da da da.

Amamiya Natsuki extended a finger and gently tapped the table, glancing at the notification above the boy's head as she spoke:

"Kobayashi-kun, before proposing a treatment plan, I want to ask you a question, please answer truthfully... Kendo senior, classmate, junior high school girl, do you only like one of them, or do you want them all?"

"That, that..."

The boy with the woodcutter stammered.

“Answer me.” Amamiya Natsuki’s expression turned serious. “Since you’ve chosen to be a scumbag, don’t worry about saving face. You’ve already done it, so why don’t you dare to say it?”

The boy with the woodcutter's knife blushed, stared at Amamiya Natsuki for a few seconds, and finally deflated like a punctured balloon.

"I... like them all, and I don't want to give up any of them."

“Very good. The first step in the treatment is to face your own heart.” Amamiya Natsuki smiled. “You have already taken the first step. The next solution is to let you date three girls at the same time.”

"How could that be...? That kind of thing is impossible, isn't it?"

“The weak only think about escaping problems. You need to change your mindset and solve problems with the mindset of the strong.” Amamiya Natsuki transformed into a spiritual mentor. “Why do you think your kendo senior, junior high school girl, and classmate delinquent are dating you?”

"that……"