Kaguya-sama: Love Is War wants me to turn myself in.

Natsuki Amamiya adopted her "queen man" persona and ordered the cooks inside to pack up and leave.

After confirming the situation with the guards, the cooks packed up their things, whispered among themselves, and left the kitchen with complicated expressions.

Fujiwara Chika raised her hand to cover her mouth and whispered:

"Won't those people think we've mind-controlled the Queen?"

"Probably not," Senior Yanzi shook her head. "That's the Ice Queen, a super powerful magician. There's no need for the guards to worry."

A random player raised their hand and said:

"I overheard them talking, and it sounded like they were saying that Natsuki-kun is the Queen's lover..."

What does "male concubine" mean?

Someone asked curiously.

The silly young lady crossed her arms and said in a low voice:

"During the Tang Dynasty, Empress Wu Zetian, the only female emperor in Chinese history, had many male lovers."

"I understand." Hayasaka Ai held up one finger, seemingly eager to stir up trouble. "The so-called 'male concubine' probably means a male pet, right?"

So what if he's a male concubine? Countless people want to be the Empress's male concubine but can't even get the chance!

Han Xin would have to endure the humiliation of crawling between someone's legs, and the Empress's male concubines wouldn't be used... well, that's hard to say.

Amamiya Natsuki interlaced her fingers and looked at Hayasaka Ai: "Well said. Come to my tent tonight and we'll get to the bottom of this."

"whispering sound."

Amamiya Natsuki looked at the others: "Who here can cook?"

“I can,” a female player stepped forward and whispered, “I joined the culinary club in college.”

Amamiya Natsuki said:

"Very well, I'll leave the Queen's dinner to you."

“Um…” The female player looked around, her expression somewhat troubled, “It seems there are no seasonings in the kitchen.”

Needless to say, the most famous food in medieval Western Europe was black bread, which could be used as both a weapon and a food.

Putting aside the ingredients, the seasonings are the soul of a dish.

With enough seasoning, even pebbles can be transformed into a delicious accompaniment to drinks.

Hayasaka Ai extended her right hand and said:

"I once opened a bottle of seasoning from a blind box; it was a spice."

Another random player said:

I have a bottle of salt.

"..."

They quickly put together a simple meal that barely met their cooking needs, and the random players got busy while others helped by preparing the ingredients.

Amamiya Natsuki walked to Kaguya's side and whispered:

"Kaguya-san, come out with me for a moment."

Kaguya Shinomiya blinked gently and followed Natsuki Amamiya out of the kitchen.

The two found a sheltered corner.

“You need to take that mushroom off your head.” Amamiya Natsuki stopped and looked at the silly young lady, whispering, “It would be dangerous if we couldn’t hold back and the Queen found out.”

Both of them are lecherous mushrooms, and when their bodies occasionally touch each other, it causes an irresistible electric shock.

We can still force ourselves to endure it for now, but we're afraid of the worst-case scenario.

If they can't hold back and are discovered by the Ice Queen, it's hard to say what will happen.

After all, women are creatures who will get jealous as long as they can still breathe through their nostrils.

Kaguya Shinomiya bit her lower lip and hummed softly, "I can endure it."

"I couldn't help it."

"You have to hold back, even if you can't help it."

"Yes Yes."

"..."

Reaching out to touch the mushroom on Kaguya Shinomiya's head, Natsuki Amamiya shook her head and said:

"Or not."

The mushrooms were still immature and could not be forcibly picked.

Amamiya Natsuki looked at the silly young lady and said, "It seems we can only ripen her artificially."

Upon hearing this, Kaguya Shinomiya's pretty face quickly flushed red. "What do you mean by artificial ripening?"

"literal meaning."

As Amamiya Natsuki spoke, she held the silly young lady's soft hand.

The moment their skin touched, an electric shock-like thrill surged up again, making their hearts pound together.

The silly young lady tried to break free, but her movements were weak and feeble, and her voice trembled slightly.

"You...you haven't washed your hands yet..."

"I didn't go to the bathroom."

"You touched Queen Elsa."

"..."

Amamiya Natsuki suddenly felt a little flustered.

She cares about even touching someone's hand. If this silly young lady knew what else she had done, she probably wouldn't just turn herself in, but would be hanged.

However... the arrow is already on the string and must be released.

Normally, I can remain calm and true to myself, but at this moment, the sins brought by the Slaanesh mushroom are constantly taking effect, and I simply can't help myself.

Amamiya Natsuki felt as if the girl's warm and delicate skin had a magical power, firmly holding his hand and making it impossible to separate them.

"I've held your hand more often."

Amamiya Natsuki stretched out his left arm and wrapped it around the young lady's soft and slender waist. Then, with a little force, he easily pulled the silly young lady into his arms.

Eyes facing each other.

The scorching breaths caused the temperature in the air to rise rapidly.

In the quiet corner, the two could clearly hear each other's rapid heartbeats, their frequencies perfectly synchronized.

And then... no more.

An indescribable, extraordinary power descended directly upon her. Amamiya Natsuki felt her mind go blank for a moment, and when she came to her senses, it was all over.

"What... happened just now?"

Amamiya Natsuki shook her head, putting her unspeakable doubts aside, and looked down at the silly young lady.

For some reason, the silly young lady was already firmly held in his arms, her body limp and without any strength, leaning against him.

Amamiya Natsuki was very suspicious that if she let go now, this silly young lady probably wouldn't even be able to stand up.

"Kaguya-san..."

Amamiya Natsuki called out softly, only then realizing that her mouth was extremely dry, and she didn't know why.

"Well……"

The silly young lady responded softly, a trace of lingering confusion still in her wine-red eyes, which were filled with a moist and hazy mist. Her cheeks were even more flushed, and her temperature was astonishing, raising the temperature of the surroundings.

Several more minutes passed in the blink of an eye.

The two were only awakened by the approaching footsteps.

"call……"

Amamiya Natsuki took a deep breath and forced herself to endure it.

You have to hold back.

I came here to pick mushrooms, not to get carried away with kissing. If this continues, my lips will swell up.

The footsteps outside the door seemed to be just passing by, without stopping, and quickly faded into the distance.

Amamiya Natsuki lowered her head, about to speak, when she saw the silly young lady raise her pretty face again and close her eyes...

You still want more? You should really have some self-control!

Once again, Natsuki Amamiya couldn't resist and lowered his head to kiss the girl's soft, pink lips.

They kissed several more times before finally stopping when Fujiwara Chika arrived.

"...What are you doing hiding here?"

Fujiwara Chika tilted her head and asked.

The silly young lady turned her head away, unwilling to see anyone. Her head was spinning, and she felt like her body was about to melt, unable to answer any questions.

Amamiya Natsuki was slightly better and said:

"Picking mushrooms for Kaguya."

"Why is the mushroom still on Kaguya-chan's head?"

why?

Of course, it's because the silly young lady doesn't want to stop!

Amamiya Natsuki took a deep breath and touched the mushroom on Kaguya's head.

Sure enough, this time it finally turned into a mature mushroom that could be picked.

As Amamiya Natsuki removed the mushroom, Shinomiya Kaguya finally calmed down.

"Wait a minute." Fujiwara Chika pressed her fingers to her temples. "Kaguya-chan's mushrooms weren't even ripe yet, could it be that you..."