Kaguya-sama: Love Is War wants me to turn myself in.

Amamiya Natsuki silently turned her head and looked at the succubus girl sleeping soundly not far away, and was immediately speechless.

You even said that the Night Watchmen in movies would be stupid and fall asleep, but it turns out you're the one who said that in the end!

Amamiya Natsuki sat down next to Kaguya and whispered:

"I've rested enough, you can sleep a little longer."

"No need." Kaguya Shinomiya gently shook her head. "I haven't been up for long, I'm not sleepy right now."

"Then let's talk for a while."

"Ah."

Amamiya Natsuki said:

"Sleeping in the classroom makes me feel uncomfortable. I wonder how the hot spring hotel is doing. If it's clean, we can go and stay there tomorrow."

"It can't be that fast," Kaguya Shinomiya couldn't help but scold. "Besides, there are so many vengeful spirits in the inn, it's too dangerous to go there."

I believe in the saying, "Money can make even vengeful spirits work."

“Besides the staff, there are other guests in the hotel.” Kaguya Shinomiya pursed her pink lips. “If they had a choice, wouldn’t they rather be lost in a dream?”

"Give."

Natsuki Amamiya took a piece of candy from her game inventory and gently tossed it to Kaguya.

This thing is a game-certified food item, so it can be put into your backpack. Unfortunately, there are only a few pieces, so it's not suitable as a staple food.

“People’s joys and sorrows are not shared,” Natsuki Amamiya said calmly. “The only way to find out if those people regret it is to conduct a survey.”

pat.

Kaguya Shinomiya, still a bit groggy from just waking up, couldn't catch the candy properly, and it fell to the floor.

Amamiya Natsuki and the silly young lady bent down together to pick it up.

Their fingers touched in mid-air, and the silly young lady paused slightly in her breath.

Amamiya Natsuki turned her head and looked at Kaguya.

Eyes facing each other.

The air fell silent, and an indescribable, subtle atmosphere quietly permeated the space between the two of them.

Amamiya Natsuki's gaze shifted slightly downwards, landing on the delicate, slender lips of the silly young lady, as pink as cherry blossoms.

Noticing Natsuki Amamiya's gaze, Kaguya Shinomiya's pretty face quickly flushed red.

(Wait, wait a minute, could it be that she's trying to kiss me?)

(He's definitely thinking about that kind of thing!)

(As Hayasaka once said, boys are creatures who are sexually frustrated every day!)

The events that occurred in the hotel resurfaced, each frame exceptionally clear.

Kaguya Shinomiya only thought for a few seconds before steam billowed out from above her head. Feeling dizzy, she started agonizing over the previous question again.

Does kissing in a dream count as a real kiss?

Does my first kiss still exist?

"No, I'm already pregnant..."

No one knows who's dreaming in the classroom, but a dream-talking remark brings a delightful surprise to the silly young lady.

"Pregnant?! Pregnant with a baby?!"

Kaguya Shinomiya instinctively clutched her lower abdomen, leaned back, and opened her eyes wide in a panic.

Holding hands definitely won't get you pregnant, but kissing...

(No, no! It's too early to be a mom now, I'm not ready at all!)

(While there's no qualification exam for becoming a parent, you still have to take responsibility and be a competent parent!)

"What are you thinking?"

Seeing Kaguya clutching her lower abdomen with a flustered look in her eyes, Natsuki Amamiya couldn't help but ask in a low voice.

What's with that bewildered look on your face, like a naive young girl who's accidentally gotten pregnant and doesn't know what to do?

The silly young lady's pretty face flushed crimson, and she stammered:

"Child, child..."

Hey, what child?

Where did the child come from?

I know you're a sterile lady, but surely you don't even know basic physiological knowledge!

Amamiya Natsuki squinted and said:

"You didn't take a sex education class in elementary school?"

Kaguya Shinomiya: "...No."

No, that's not true. No wonder you don't know anything!

Natsuki Amamiya looked at Kaguya and asked again:

"Do you know how two people can have a child?"

The silly young lady turned her pretty face away, stammering and unable to say anything coherent: "Th-that..."

"What is that?"

Amamiya Natsuki pressed for an answer.

Kaguya Shinomiya closed her eyes, steam billowing from her head, and with all her might said, "Kiss..."

If you could get pregnant just from a kiss, Japan's birth rate wouldn't be so low!

"Kissing won't make you pregnant." Kaidan Hanako suddenly appeared out of nowhere, joining the conversation, hands on her hips, and smugly hummed, "You need a boy's baby—"

Did you hear me?

Even elementary school students know more than you!

"Oh, oh..."

The silly young lady opened her eyes wide, as if the word had put too much strain on her brain, her eyes turning into mosquito coil-like bulges. She quickly lowered her head, her shoulders beginning to tremble slightly.

How strange.

My body suddenly started acting strangely!

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"Physical discomfort?"

Amamiya Natsuki looked at Kaguya in surprise.

Why are my shoulders suddenly trembling and my expression one of restraint?

"No, no..."

Kaguya Shinomiya turned her pretty face away, denying it guiltily.

(strangeness.)

(That's so strange!)

(It's not like I haven't heard that word before... why do I feel like laughing when someone else says it?!)

"stare--"

The ghost story loli, hands on her hips, bent over to look at Kaguya Shinomiya, and suddenly said:

"[Beep]"

A syllable-free word appeared out of nowhere.

Kaguya Shinomiya's eyes twitched slightly. She suppressed the strange feeling, turned her pretty face away, and looked elsewhere.

It's a pity it's useless.

As if discovering an interesting new toy, Kaidan Hanako quickly circled around to Kaguya and uttered another censored word.

"S-Stop talking!"

Kaguya Shinomiya finally couldn't resist any longer. She covered her pink lips with the back of her hand, her shoulders twitching slightly, and quickly handed over the candy she had just received.

Here's some candy for you!

Hanako's eyes lit up, and she took the candy without hesitation.

"call……"

Kaguya Shinomiya clutched her chest and finally let out a soft sigh of relief.

If Hanako continues, she'll definitely lose her temper. She's a girl, and a primary school student at that, how can she have the nerve to say such things!

Amamiya Natsuki turned her head to look at Kaguya, and said in a subtle tone:

"You shouldn't be..."

"I do not have."

The silly young lady decisively denied it: "Others are still resting. If Hanako keeps talking, won't it disturb them?"

"That makes sense."

Amamiya Natsuki nodded in agreement and continued looking at the silly young lady.

"What are you looking at?"

Kaguya Shinomiya blushed and scolded him playfully.

Amamiya Natsuki drawled, "Oh..."

"Hehehe."

The silly young lady tilted her head at an adorable angle, crossed her arms over her chest, and revealed her signature contemptuous smile on her pretty face. "Natsuki-kun, saying that kind of thing in front of a girl, you should turn yourself in as soon as possible."