Kaguya-sama: Love Is War wants me to turn myself in.

"Only his mouth can still move."

"so……"

Amamiya Natsuki quickly devised a way to escape.

It seems the only way to win over the neighbor's wife is through superb ventriloquism!

Chapter 256 What is German Orthopedics?

"I'm gonna start now."

As the neighbor lady spoke those words in a gentle voice, everyone at the table involuntarily picked up their chopsticks.

Natsuki Amamiya is no exception.

Looking down at the food on the plate, there was a golden-brown fried pork cutlet, accompanied by salad dressing and a bowl of miso soup. It looked delicious and appealing, but no one wanted to eat it.

Unlike the restaurant.

The dishes prepared by the store manager are clearly priced, and the food purchased through 'equivalent exchange' gives you peace of mind.

The neighbor lady clearly had no intention of charging a fee.

It is well known that free food given by strangers is often more dangerous.

"Wait a moment."

Amamiya Natsuki called out.

"..."

It's a pity it's useless.

The neighbor lady seemed not to hear her, picked up her chopsticks, and handed the dish to her.

As she did so, everyone else at the table involuntarily picked up their chopsticks.

Amamiya Natsuki took a deep breath and said again:

"Mom, I want to apologize to you."

The word 'Mom' seemed to trigger something; the neighbor lady finally reacted, turning to look at Amamiya Natsuki and saying gently:

"Let's eat first. No matter what you did wrong, Mom will forgive you."

"No." Natsuki Amamiya's tone was firm. "I won't be able to eat or sleep until I confess my mistakes!"

The neighbor lady paused for two seconds, then said gently:

"Tell me, no matter what mistake you made, Mom will forgive you."

As the neighbor lady put down her chopsticks, Fujiwara Chika and Lady Zhu Zhu also put down their right hands, and breathed a sigh of relief. Then they both looked at Amamiya Natsuki.

Oops Oops Oops!

This is very bad!

Eating strange food might lead you to forget your own name, just like the unlucky girl next to you!

Amamiya Natsuki gave the two girls a reassuring look, then said:

"Mom, do you remember that rainy night a while ago?"

"A rainy night...?"

The neighbor lady frowned slightly, her face showing a hint of confusion and hesitation.

Without giving the neighbor lady a chance to think, Natsuki Amamiya continued:

"That night, I made a mistake that every brother in the world would make."

At times like these, you must seize the opportunity, charge forward bravely, and not give the neighbor lady a chance to think, until you capture her with your ventriloquism!

Fujiwara Chika and Lady Zhu both looked over, and even the quiet Komi-san cast a bewildered glance.

"The mistake that all brothers in the world make... What is that?"

"That sounds terrible."

"..."

Amamiya Natsuki looked at Fujiwara Chika with a guilty expression and continued:

"That rainy night, the rain was pouring down and thunder was booming. Qianhua was afraid of thunder and didn't dare to sleep alone. In the middle of the night, she knocked on my door and said she wanted to sleep with me..."

Seeing that everyone was looking at her, Fujiwara Chika blinked and quickly realized what was happening. She lowered her head and remained silent, like a child who had done something wrong.

In such situations, silent acceptance clearly signifies acquiescence.

But... it's just crickets chirping and thunder. I've never been afraid of it since I was a child, let alone being afraid to sleep!

“I agree.” Amamiya Natsuki said in a low voice, “No older brother could refuse his cute little sister’s tearful request.”

The Scum Hero's Passive Skill!

Your statements are more deceptive and will subconsciously convince people.

At this moment, the passive ability silently took effect, and the neighbor lady looked bewildered, gradually coming to believe it without being subconsciously influenced.

“I was planning to sleep on the floor, but it was cold, and my sister asked me to sleep in bed with her,” Natsuki Amamiya continued. “...I didn’t refuse.”

Master Zhu Zhu: "..."

As a high school student who had secretly read erotic doujinshi, Zhu Zhu had already vaguely guessed what would happen next.

No way?

Such an outrageous story, the neighbor lady wouldn't believe it, would she?

"Mom, I'm sorry." Amamiya Natsuki's tone was guilty, and he reinforced his self-suggestion again, "Because my sister's sleeping face was too cute, I couldn't resist and made the mistake that all brothers in the world make... I kissed Chika, and more than once."

"..."

Fujiwara Chika's pretty face quickly flushed red, and she couldn't help but glare at him.

What are you talking about?!

What brother in the world would do such a thing? If he really did something that outrageous to his sister, he'd probably end up in an orthopedic clinic in Germany!

The atmosphere quietly became tense.

The gentle smile on the neighbor lady's face froze.

Even the candlelight on the dining table dimmed.

Amamiya Natsuki, seemingly oblivious, looked at the neighbor lady and asked, "Mom, you'll forgive me, won't you?"

The neighbor's smile froze: "...Of course your mother will forgive you. After all, everyone makes mistakes. How could she not forgive her own child?"

"That's good." Amamiya Natsuki smiled. "Then I'll continue."

"It seems my sister hasn't noticed."

"They seemed to have discovered something, but said nothing."

Amamiya Natsuki continued nonchalantly:

"The next night, I tossed and turned and couldn't sleep. In the end, I couldn't resist and sneaked into my sister's room... I couldn't help it, my sister is just too cute."

Master Zhu Zhu: "..."

You wouldn't have actually done something weird to your sister, would you?

The police have been called!

Fujiwara Chika wouldn't doubt it, since Amamiya Natsuki was an only child and didn't have a younger sister in reality.

It's now clearly a case of 'creating a sister out of thin air'.

"Mom, I'm sorry." Natsuki Amamiya's eyes were filled with guilt as she continued, "A week later, I finally couldn't resist and took off my sister's pajamas..."

Click!

The neighbor lady's chopsticks were snapped in two, her gentle smile vanished, and a red glint appeared in her eyes as she glared angrily at Amamiya Natsuki.

As a mother, I believe no one could tolerate hearing their brother do that to their sister.

"Stop talking." The neighbor lady turned around and brought over another pair of chopsticks, her voice suppressing her anger as she said in a deep voice, "Continue eating."

With only one last shudder left, Natsuki Amamiya certainly wouldn't stop at this point.

"But we can't hide it any longer." Amamiya Natsuki felt extremely guilty, and added insult to injury, "My sister is pregnant..."

Bang bang bang!

The bowls and chopsticks on the table shattered, and the neighbor lady, unable to bear it any longer, reached out her right hand and grabbed Amamiya Natsuki by the neck.

Unforgivable!

The moment the act was taken, the fabricated family crumbled.

"Chihua!"

Amamiya Natsuki shouted decisively.

At the crucial moment, the Party Secretary and his colleagues worked together perfectly, demonstrating a remarkable synergy.

"Zhang San, you outlaw, if I call your name, do you dare to answer?"

You don't necessarily need to point with your finger; as long as you can see it, you can activate the skill.

The neighbor lady couldn't help but say:

"...Zhang San is here!"

next moment.

The neighbor's wife's body suddenly stopped moving.

The anti-gangster campaign combo has been successfully triggered.

Amamiya Natsuki rubbed her neck and looked at the notification on the neighbor lady's head.

This is the story of a poor woman whose daughter went missing.

[Rule: Become family. Over time, your memories will be gradually assimilated until you become family.]