Kaguya-sama: Love Is War wants me to turn myself in.

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Fujiwara Chika: "So many carp streamers."

"Tomorrow is the fifth day of the fifth lunar month, which is Boys' Day. Families with boys will definitely hang carp streamers."

May, oh May...

"By the way, Natsuki-san, do you want to hang up carp streamers?"

Kitagawa Kaimu's voice rang in my ears.

Natsuki Amamiya silently turned her head to look at the meat bun in the blonde girl's hand: "...Why are you eating a meat bun?"

"I don't know." Kitagawa Haimu blinked, her tone puzzled. "Because May and meat buns go well together?"

"..."

They chatted as they walked, and soon arrived at the park on the street corner.

The Golden Week holiday is not over yet, and the weather is great—clear skies, gentle breeze, and many adults and children are in the park, making it quite lively.

Natsuki Amamiya looked at Kaguya and handed her the kite: "Go fly the kite."

"I……"

A hint of hesitation flashed in Kaguya Shinomiya's eyes.

I used to just watch others fly kites, but now I'm flying kites with the kids...

Amamiya Natsuki said:

"It's okay if you don't know how, it's not shameful."

The silly young lady's pretty face hardened, and she reached out to take the kite: "Looks like I've been underestimated."

I'll show it to you right now!

Chapter 152 Hayasaka Ai: I'm going to take that man down tonight!

As it turns out, Kaguya Shinomiya was indeed a genius girl. Aside from being a little flustered at first, she quickly got into the swing of things and became quite adept, showing no signs of being a complete novice.

"How about it?"

Kaguya Shinomiya turned around, ready to speak to Natsuki Amamiya, only to find that she had vanished. "Huh, where did she go?"

“Natsuki-san has already gone far away.” Hayasaka Ai stood not far away, yawning slightly. “Her target seems to be Fujiwara.”

Kaguya Shinomiya looked over upon hearing this and indeed saw Natsuki Amamiya walk up to Fujiwara and the two of them start talking. She subconsciously puffed out her cheeks.

A subtle, unsettling feeling suddenly arose in my mind:

You win the kite, but lose your life.

Fujiwara Chika was walking her dog alone when she saw Amamiya Natsuki approaching. She took a half-step back warily and quickly covered her chest with her arm.

"Are you serious?" Natsuki Amamiya couldn't help but complain. "This is a park with lots of people coming and going. What could I possibly do to you?"

"That's right."

Fujiwara Chika nodded subconsciously.

Amamiya Natsuki said quietly:

"Even if you want to do something, you should wait until no one is around..."

Seeing the pink-haired girl puffing out her cheeks in anger, Natsuki Amamiya continued:

"At least wait until no one is around before you dogekob (bowing deeply) and sincerely apologize."

Fujiwara Chika couldn't help but shout:

"That's not what you said this morning."

"..."

After talking for a while, Natsuki Amamiya confirmed once again that this pink-haired idiot really wasn't angry.

Even a laid-back girl like Miko has her moments of anger. When she gets angry, she either ignores people or sulks and refuses to talk to them.

"By the way, what will Pace do these days since you haven't been home?"

Amamiya Natsuki inquired.

“Pace is temporarily staying with relatives,” Fujiwara Chika said in a clear voice. “We’ll bring Pace home when Mom, Dad, and Moeha return from their trip.”

As they were talking, a giant, vicious dog-like evil spirit leaped over, startling Fujiwara Chika, who instinctively grabbed Amamiya Natsuki's sleeve.

"Stay calm, don't panic." Amamiya Natsuki looked straight ahead and said calmly, "As long as we pretend we can't see it, there will be no danger."

"That's true, but it's still super scary, okay?" Fujiwara Chika muttered softly. "Normally at home, I go out for a run with Pace in the morning, but after seeing the evil spirit, I'm afraid to go out with Pace in the morning. Pace is almost depressed now."

Amamiya Natsuki pondered:

"You could buy it a treadmill."

“We have a treadmill at home,” Fujiwara Chika shook her head. “Pace doesn’t want to run.”

“That’s because the temptation isn’t strong enough,” Natsuki Amamiya suggested. “You could tie Pace’s favorite food to the front of the treadmill.”

"That's so...so outrageous."

This is the method capitalists use to exploit ordinary wage slaves, except they've replaced food with wages!

"..."

After flying kites and walking the dog, it was already noon before we knew it.

The group left the park, stopped at a convenience store to buy groceries on the way, and then returned home.

"I'll go prepare the food."

Hayasaka Ai carried the ingredients and walked into the kitchen.

As before, Natsuki Amamiya went to help and saw the maid bending over, seemingly examining the area under the washbasin.

Seeing Natsuki Amamiya enter, Ai Hayasaka said calmly:

"It looks like an insect just flew down there."

This is a lie.

There were no bugs, it was just to check if there were any evil spirits under the sink. The long-tongued evil spirit from yesterday still disgusts Hayasaka Ai.

Thankfully, there was nothing there.

After saying that, Hayasaka Ai opened the closet again, preparing to get an apron.

next moment.

The spy maid paused slightly.

An evil spirit with a head as big as a bucket looked at her curiously.

Hayasaka Ai bit her lip and glanced at Amamiya Natsuki out of the corner of her eye.

The ingredients can be washed later, but hurry up and look over here!

Seeing that Amamiya Natsuki continued washing vegetables without looking up, Hayasaka Ai could only sigh and say:

“Natsuki-kun.”

"Ok?"

As Amamiya Natsuki looked up, the evil spirit of the infant came into view.

Hayasaka Ai: "Miss is very happy today. If you need anything, I can help clean the room."

"Then please."

Natsuki Amamiya didn't stand on ceremony at all, simply agreeing and continuing to wash the vegetables with her head down.

Hayasaka Ai: “…”

Is that all?

Can't you see that huge evil spirit in the closet? Quickly drive it away!

Amamiya Natsuki had no intention of banishing the evil spirits. Just like the human head evil spirit in the refrigerator, she was terrified when she first saw it, but she saw it every day afterward. It was like chives; after being eliminated, it would reappear, seemingly endless. Amamiya Natsuki had become accustomed to it.

If I open the refrigerator one morning and there isn't a human head evil spirit inside, I feel a little uneasy.

Natsuki Amamiya usually chooses to ignore these common evil spirits.

"……hateful!"

Hayasaka Ai had no choice but to grit her teeth, tighten her facial muscles, and reach through the infant evil spirit's body to grab the apron.

boom.

Hayasaka Ai breathed a sigh of relief as she closed the closet.

However, the next moment, the spy maid suddenly opened her eyes wide. The baby evil spirit seemed to be very curious about her and actually crawled out of the closet, landing directly on Hayasaka Ai's head.

"..."

Hayasaka Ai almost couldn't hold back.

Even if your own spy professor came, you couldn't possibly remain calm and pretend not to see it!

The maid bit her lower lip and looked at Natsuki Amamiya.

He's still washing vegetables there! Is this man an idiot?!

Click.

An egg fell to the ground.

"I'm sorry." Hayasaka Ai turned around and bowed to Amamiya Natsuki in apology. "I just bumped into an egg."

There's a huge evil spirit above your head, can you see it now?

Quickly perform a ritual to help it pass on to the afterlife!

“It’s alright,” Natsuki Amamiya said quickly. “I’ll clean it up.”

Seeing that Amamiya Natsuki remained unmoved, Hayasaka Ai finally lost her temper and went berserk.