Kaguya-sama: Love Is War wants me to turn myself in.

A thud of something heavy falling to the ground suddenly came from the bathroom, followed by the girl's sobbing cries.

"Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch..."

Upon hearing this, Natsuki Amamiya put down her phone, got up, and walked to the bathroom door: "Kitagawa?"

"I just stepped on a bar of soap and slipped and fell."

"That's okay."

Amamiya Natsuki turned to leave.

then……

There was another muffled thud in the bathroom.

Amamiya Natsuki stopped in her tracks, speechless: "...You fell down again?"

"Who knew the soap was right next to my feet!" Kitagawa Kaimu whimpered like a puppy, "My feet hurt so much, I can't get up."

"..."

You managed to fall twice in a row? You're really smart!

and many more.

Amamiya Natsuki realized what was happening.

"Is the 'bad luck' debuff taking effect?"

Chapter 137 Bathroom Crisis

"Ouch, ouch, ouch..." Kitagawa Kaimu cried out in distress, "Natsuki-kun, come in quickly and help me up, I can't get up."

Upon hearing this, Natsuki Amamiya turned to look at Mrs. Kaguya.

“Damn.” Mrs. Kaguya sat on the sofa, her eyes innocent. “I’ve used up all my power.”

If you had used your phone less during the day, you wouldn't be a mascot now!

Amamiya Natsuki sighed helplessly and whispered:

"Shall I go in?"

"come on in."

"..."

As Amamiya Natsuki pushed open the bathroom door, she saw Kitagawa Haimu kneeling on the floor with tears in her eyes. Her hair was tied up and wrapped in a towel. She was supporting herself on the ground with her left hand and covering her chest with the towel in her right hand. She looked extremely aggrieved.

Taking off her slippers, Natsuki Amamiya walked barefoot into the bathroom: "Give me your hand."

Where is that bar of soap?

Kitagawa Kaimu frantically searched everywhere.

Is this a case of "once bitten, twice shy"? A grown person like you shouldn't be afraid of a bar of soap!

Amamiya Natsuki said, "At your feet..."

"Eh?" Kitagawa Kaimu was startled and quickly said, "Pick up the soap first, take it as far away as possible."

Reluctantly, Amamiya Natsuki picked up the soap first, then helped the blonde girl sitting on the ground up and onto a small plastic stool.

"I'm going out."

Natsuki Amamiya clapped her hands, preparing to leave the bathroom.

"Wait, wait a minute..."

Kitagawa Kaimu suddenly shouted.

"Ok?"

"Um..." The blonde bombshell covered her chest tightly with her arms and stammered, "I haven't finished showering yet. I can't take a bath if I'm not clean."

This is the truth.

Regardless of the size of their houses, almost every household in Japan has a bathtub, as taking a relaxing bath is an essential part of life.

So how can we save water?

Of course, the whole family shares the same bathtub of water!

To ensure that the bath water doesn't get dirty, showering is essential.

Amamiya Natsuki raised an eyebrow and said:

"Then you can continue washing."

"But if I wash it myself, I'm worried the soap will slip from my hands again. That 'bad luck' buff hasn't worn off yet." Kitagawa Haimu looked up at me pitifully and stammered, "Natsuki-san, can you help me wash it?"

"..."

Amamiya Natsuki squinted and pointed at herself: "Are you sure you want me to help you take a bath?"

"It's just a back wash," Kitagawa Kaimu quickly corrected. "I've already washed the rest of the body."

After a moment's hesitation, Amamiya Natsuki quickly agreed.

"……give it to me."

Girls don't care, so why should a guy like me care?

Besides, it's just a back wash, it's nothing!

Natsuki Amamiya's gaze shifted slightly downwards, landing on the back of the blonde stunner.

Needless to say, her front was completely covered by a towel, so nothing could be seen. However, her back was completely exposed, revealing her snow-white skin, which looked like solidified cream and shone with a jade-like luster under the light.

And then there are those subtle curves and arcs. It's fine from the shoulders down, but the waist narrows rapidly with an incredible arc, making it look exceptionally slender, so delicate that it can only be held in one hand. Amamiya Natsuki even wondered if two hands could be clasped together.

This is what is known as the A4 waist.

This unscientific!

She eats more than me, so why is her waist so thin?

Where does all the meat we eat go?

"...Natsuki?"

Kitagawa Kaimu tilted her head and looked at her, her tone puzzled, "Why aren't you moving?"

"We'll get started right away."

Amamiya Natsuki took a deep breath, suppressing the subtle impulse in her heart, and reached for the soap and towel to help her scrub her back.

"what……"

The moment their skin touched, a soft, trembling moan escaped the girl's lips, like the song of a siren, making one's heart skip a beat.

Amamiya Natsuki's lips twitched slightly: "What are you doing?"

I never knew what a sound that tempts someone to commit a crime was before, but now I do!

To be honest, Natsuki Amamiya almost lost control just now and went down the path of no return, committing crimes!

"It's all Natsuki's fault," Kitagawa Kaimu said, puffing out her chubby cheeks. "That towel was too cold."

"..."

Amamiya Natsuki moistened the towel with hot water and continued to help rub his back.

The bathroom quickly became quiet.

Kitagawa Kaimu covered her chest with one hand and her lower abdomen with the other, her pretty face flushed red, and she obediently quieted down.

This blonde bombshell is usually carefree and unconventional, with a bit of the chivalrous spirit of a江湖儿女 (people of the martial arts world), but having a boy help her scrub her back is a first for her... and she's incredibly shy.

Amamiya Natsuki could clearly see that the blonde girl's snow-white neck skin had turned pink.

"I'm done."

Amamiya Natsuki put down the towel.

Kitagawa Kaimu breathed a sigh of relief: "Natsuki-san, you can go out now..."

Before he could finish speaking, Natsuki Amamiya suddenly reached out and pulled Kitagawa into her arms.

"Eh eh eh?"

The blonde girl was startled.

"Is Natsuki-san about to turn into a beast?"

"Can't!"

"How could the first time be in a place like the bathroom... and Sister Aya is still outside!"

Snapped!

The showerhead slid down and hit the wall with a dull thud.

"Huh?" Kitagawa Kaimu was taken aback, but quickly realized, "The showerhead fell down?"

If Amamiya Natsuki hadn't pulled her away, the falling showerhead would have obviously hit her directly.

"I'm so unlucky..."

Amamiya Natsuki released her grip, her gaze falling on Kitagawa, and her voice suddenly stopped.

"what happened?"

Kitagawa Kaimu felt a slight chill on her chest. Looking down, she saw her pretty face turn bright red at a visible speed, and white steam billowed out from the top of her head.

The towel is gone!

I think I just dropped the towel on the floor!

Natsuki Amamiya silently looked away.

Now we finally know where all the meat that blonde girl ate went.

All I can say is:

The moon is big and white tonight.