Kaguya-sama: Love Is War wants me to turn myself in.

"Go sit down on the chair." Yukino Yukinoshita pointed to the clutter table in the middle of the dormitory.

“No problem.” Natsuki Amamiya agreed, walked behind the table and sat down, folding her hands on the table like a model student, and said expectantly, “Yukino-sensei, please begin your performance.”

Yukino Yukinoshita ignored him, instead taking out something, tossing it onto the table, and giving a command with her pink lips:

"Put it on."

Amamiya Natsuki looked down at the table and exclaimed in surprise:

"what?"

Yukino Yukinoshita replied:

"Steam eye mask".

Steam eye masks, as the name suggests, don't actually produce any steam. They're just self-heating eye masks that claim to relieve eye fatigue and promote blood circulation... As for whether they're truly effective, it's a matter of belief.

Of course, this thing is a random item from a [game] blind box, so it really works. Although it's a counterfeit product, [game] never cheats people when it comes to product quality.

"No." Amamiya Natsuki looked up speechlessly at Yukino and couldn't help but complain, "What happened to the special service? How can you provide service while wearing a blindfold?"

Yukino Yukinoshita tilted her head slightly, her silky black hair cascading down her shoulders, and asked in return:

"Aren't blind people considered guests?"

"Of course it counts..."

"Are blind people not allowed to enjoy special services?"

Hey, there's no way to answer that, it's suspicious!

Seeing that Amamiya Natsuki was speechless, Yukino Yukinoshita's lips curled up slightly for a moment before she resumed her expressionless, disdainful look and said calmly:

"Just like what Hua Shou said, we are also park employees and can become the targets of side quests, so as long as we pay enough, blind people can certainly enjoy the services... Whether it is possible or not, we will find out by trying it."

“That sounds reasonable…” But Natsuki Amamiya wanted to argue a bit more, so she raised her right hand and said, “What if it doesn’t work?”

Yukino Yukinoshita's pretty face hardened as she said:

"If it doesn't work, then we'll switch to someone else."

"No." Natsuki Amamiya was shocked. "What happened to helping with the side quests?"

Yukino Yukinoshita smiled slightly and said:

"I helped eliminate a wrong option, so that counts as helping."

Amamiya Natsuki: "..."

Left with no other choice, Natsuki Amamiya could only take apart the steam eye mask and put it on her eyes. Before long, a warm sensation spread around her eyes, and it had to be said that it was quite comfortable.

Unfortunately, Natsuki Amamiya didn't want this little bit of comfort at all; she was more interested in seeing Yukino Yukinoshita's special services.

"call……"

Yukino Yukinoshita quietly exhaled and saw Natsuki Amamiya wearing an eye patch, sitting upright, gently biting her lip, preparing to take off her clothes.

"Turn your back...or face to face?"

Yukino Yukinoshita hesitated slightly.

She wanted to turn away, but was worried that Natsuki Amamiya might take the opportunity to peek.

After hesitating for a moment, Yukino Yukinoshita finally made up her mind, blushing as she turned around. She couldn't help it; facing each other directly was just too embarrassing, and she simply couldn't accept it.

A rustling sound rang out in the quiet dormitory.

Unfortunately, Natsuki Amamiya was wearing an eye patch, so she could only hear sounds and couldn't see anything. It felt even more torturous than being in prison.

Before long, Yukino Yukinoshita's clear, cold voice rang out in front of him:

"Please pay your bill first, sir."

"Yes."

Natsuki Amamiya silently took out her purse and handed it over.

Even when having the girls around you role-play, the proper procedures must be followed, especially the payment process.

Purchasing a service, paying the price, receiving the service... only after completing the entire process can it be considered a complete service experience.

Yukino Yukinoshita sat opposite Natsuki Amamiya, biting her lip with her pearly teeth, her pretty face flushed, her eyes shy. Although there was only a dim candle in the dormitory, the girl's skin was still snow-white and delicate... Unfortunately, Natsuki Amamiya couldn't see anything.

"How can I help you?"

Yukino Yukinoshita let out a soft breath and began her special chat service.

Amamiya Natsuki raised her hand and said:

"My body aches, I want a lap pillow and a massage..."

"I'm sorry," Yukino Yukinoshita said solemnly, "we only provide chat services."

Since this is an online special service, there can be no physical contact.

“Okay.” Natsuki Amamiya sighed. “I want to have psychological counseling.”

Yukino Yukinoshita: "You say it."

Natsuki Amamiya: "I have a girl I really like. We've kissed and hugged, but she just won't agree to date me. What should I do?"

Yukino Yukinoshita's pretty face hardened: "I suggest you just commit seppuku."

Making someone commit seppuku right off the bat—even judges don't rule like that!

Natsuki Amamiya: "Is having a harem really an unforgivable sin?"

Yukino Yukinoshita: "Death penalty! Execute immediately!"

"..."

Ten minutes passed in the blink of an eye.

Yukino Yukinoshita covered her chest, her pretty face tense, and said:

"Time's almost up... How's the side quest progressing?"

Amamiya Natsuki said seriously:

"Wearing the blindfold definitely didn't..."

Before he could finish speaking, Yukino Yukinoshita interrupted him:

"People who lie will be [beep] forever."

Hey, what kind of outrageous things did you say that have been censored?

The consequences of lying were too terrible. Amamiya Natsuki would rather swallow a needle than lose her power, so she could only honestly say:

"Okay, the progress of the side quests has indeed increased."

There are indeed loopholes in the side quests that can be exploited.

Not only can female players help, but it's even okay to wear blindfolds.

Sure enough, in a place like an industrial park, as long as you have the money, there's nothing that can't be done.

"That's enough." Yukino Yukinoshita covered her chest, stood up, and turned to instruct, "...Keep your blindfold on, and don't take it off until you tell them to."

thump.

"I'll do whatever you tell me to do." Amamiya Natsuki slammed her fist on the table, unable to contain her frustration. "Can't I even have any standing in this family anymore?"

Yukino Yukinoshita glanced over:

"Huh, what do you think?"

"..."

After Yukino finished dressing, Natsuki Amamiya was finally allowed to remove her blindfold.

"Life has lost all its joy..."

Looking at Yukino Yukinoshita, who was dressed neatly, Natsuki Amamiya sighed softly.

Yukino Yukinoshita rolled her eyes at him, then turned around and said:

"Hurry back."

The two returned to the dormitory next door.

"President, Yukino-chan, you're back!" Fujiwara Chika asked curiously. "How was the trial? Did it work?"

"It does work, but one person can only complete one progress level."

As Amamiya Natsuki spoke, she glanced at Kaguya.

Because she won the game but lost the man, Kaguya Shinomiya was still depressed. She sat on the edge of a bed in the corner, turning her head to look out the window, stubbornly refusing to turn away.

Fujiwara Chika blinked:

"So you need help from others?"

“That’s right.” Natsuki Amamiya said seriously, “I’m asking you all for help with the side quest.”

Fujiwara Chika blushed slightly and suggested:

"Shall we continue with rock-paper-scissors?"

“No need,” Yukino Yukinoshita suddenly said. “Just wear the blindfold.”

"Huh?" Fujiwara Chika asked curiously, "What do you mean, Yukino-chan?"

Hayasaka Ai reacted immediately and said:

"Won't the blindfold hinder the mission, guild leader?"

Yukino Yukinoshita nodded slightly and said:

"Yes."

"So that means..." Hayasaka Ai's eyes flickered, "that the president didn't see anything?"

Upon hearing this, Kaguya Shinomiya's ears twitched slightly, and she finally turned her head to look over.

“As soon as I entered the dorm next door, I was forced to wear a blindfold.” Amamiya Natsuki raised her right hand and assured me, “I didn’t take the blindfold off until the very end, so I didn’t see anything.”

"President...you really didn't see it?"