Kaguya-sama: Love Is War wants me to turn myself in.

Given Sayu's personality, if Amamiya Natsuki were to become completely corrupted and degenerate one day, Sayu would most likely choose to aid and abet the evildoer.

Shayu stretched out her arms and hugged Amamiya Natsuki's neck: "Master is my everything."

Snapped.

Amamiya Natsuki reached out and gently patted the table, giving the command:

"Go run the bathwater, I want to take a bath."

Shayou covered her back with both hands and obediently turned to go to the bathroom: "Master, please wait a moment, I'll be right there."

After a while.

Shayou came out of the bathroom: "Master, the bath water is ready."

Amamiya Natsuki inquired:

"Who will help me scrub my back?"

"I'm sorry," Kitagawa Kaimu said seriously, "We are proper maids and do not provide back-scrubbing services, unless..."

Amamiya Natsuki said:

"Unless what?"

Hai Meng smiled and said:

"Unless this gentleman has a special service voucher."

Amamiya Natsuki raised her hand and said:

How do I get the vouchers?

“It’s very simple…” Hai Meng extended a slender finger, her pretty face slightly flushed, and said, “Just have Xia Shu do this and that…”

Chapter 758 I'm sorry, but the King really can do whatever he wants.

The succubus girl blushed slightly, raised her hand to cover her lips, and whispered:

"Let's play the King's Game first..."

Hai Meng's proposed gameplay is very simple.

The three people draw the Joker card together first, and the winner can issue a King's command to the loser.

To make the game more fun, Haimeng and Shayou wrote down the punishments for the king's orders in advance and put them in an airtight plastic box, from which the king would randomly draw orders.

“Saya-chan,” Kitagawa Kaimu said, turning her head. “Take the box out.”

"understood."

Shayou agreed, blushed, opened her schoolbag, and took out a sealed cookie box.

Hey, you guys are so well prepared! You clearly came prepared!

Natsuki Amamiya looked at the cookie box and asked curiously:

What kinds of punishment orders are included?

"Keep it a secret, or it'll lose its charm!" Kitagawa Kaimu said, hands on her hips and chin raised. "There's a ten-minute chores voucher inside. If Natsuki's lucky enough to draw one, we can do whatever we want."

Amamiya Natsuki pondered for a few seconds, then suddenly said seriously:

"unfair."

"Huh?" Kitagawa Kaimu looked over in shock. "Natsuki doesn't want to play?"

“Of course I want to play,” Natsuki Amamiya corrected. “But it’s so unfair that you guys write all the orders. I want to write some of the king’s orders too. Isn’t that a reasonable and legitimate request?”

Shayou: "..."

Hai Meng: "..."

"Indeed... there's some truth to that."

Haimeng and Shayu whispered and discussed for a while before finally agreeing to add the king's order written by Amamiya Natsuki to the cookie tin.

“However, you are only allowed to write five. If you write too many, they will all be kingly orders from Natsuki.” Kitagawa Kaimu extended a slender finger and laid down the three rules. “Also, you cannot write orders that are too outrageous.”

Amamiya Natsuki tilted her head and looked over, pretending not to understand, and said:

What constitutes an excessive order?

Kitagawa Kaimu gritted her teeth: "...You know perfectly well what's going on!"

Amamiya Natsuki looked at Sayu and instructed:

"Shayou, bring me a pen."

"Yes, Master."

Shayou agreed and turned to run upstairs. Her cat ears and cat tail hair accessories trembled slightly with her movements, making her look exceptionally cute.

dong dong dong.

A short while later, Sha You came downstairs with a pen and a notepad.

Amamiya Natsuki took the pen, preparing to write down the king's order.

"stare--"

Kitagawa Kaimu tiptoed, pretending to watch TV, but actually secretly peering in this direction.

"Don't look," Natsuki Amamiya said, covering the notepad. "It's a secret."

"Tch." Kitagawa Kaimu put her hands on her hips and snorted, "Fine, I won't watch then."

"..."

After a while.

“It’s all written down, exactly five king’s orders.” Amamiya Natsuki had crumpled the sticky notes into small balls, had Sayu and Haimeng count them, and then tossed them into the cookie tin. She rubbed her hands together and said, “Let’s get started now.”

"Huh?" Kitagawa Kaimu was taken aback. "Aren't you going to take a bath?"

“Of course I’m not going to wash them,” Natsuki Amamiya said matter-of-factly. “I’ll wait until I win the random chores voucher so you can wash them with me.”

"Bah~"

Kitagawa Kaimu spat lightly, raised his chin, and said:

"One household chores voucher can only be used by one person."

“We’ll talk about that later,” Natsuki Amamiya urged. “Hurry up and draw the Joker; I can’t wait.”

"..."

Haimeng and Shayou exchanged a glance. The two girls blushed and took the playing cards, preparing to play the game of King and Maid.

“Wait, I just remembered something.” Kitagawa Kaimu suddenly sat up straight and looked at Amamiya Natsuki. “When playing games, it must be fair. You can’t use time stop to cheat.”

Amamiya Natsuki: "..."

Seeing that Amamiya Natsuki remained silent, Kitagawa Kaimu puffed out her cheeks and couldn't help but complain:

"She's not saying anything, so Natsuki really is trying to cheat, isn't she?"

"No, I didn't," Natsuki Amamiya denied vehemently, then asked, "What would happen if I cheated?"

Kitagawa Kaimu's pretty face hardened as she said:

"Of course we turned around and left with Sayu-chan!"

Sayu: "Th-that..."

I'm sorry, Haimeng-chan, actually I wanted to stay.

“Okay, I promise.” Natsuki Amamiya raised her right hand. “I’ll definitely play a fair game and not cheat, or I’ll gain ten pounds.”

Kaimu Kitagawa: "You're not a girl, you wouldn't care about your weight!"

"..."

The game starts soon.

The rules for drawing the Joker card are not complicated, everyone knows them, and in no time, the three of them had decided the winner.

"Snapped."

Natsuki Amamiya tossed aside the Joker card in her hand and couldn't help but mutter:

“I protest. There must be another rule: you cannot team up against me.”

"Protest denied." Kitagawa Kaimu clenched his right fist and tapped it lightly on the low table, saying in a serious tone, "The game of Joker inherently involves alliances and betrayals, which is a reasonable rule."

“Hai Meng-chan is right.” Sha You smiled sweetly and asked expectantly, “Master, can we accept the king’s orders now?”

Amamiya Natsuki sighed helplessly:

Choose a command.

"Hmph~ Then I won't be polite."

Shayou picked up the cookie box and started shaking it. There was a small vent hole on the top of the cookie box, and after a short while, a crumpled piece of paper fell out of the hole.

"Let me see..." Shayou picked up the note, unfolded it, and her pretty face quickly turned red. She coughed twice and said, "The king's order on the note is... that... the president should use his mouth to help Haimeng-chan take off her stockings."

Amamiya Natsuki: "..."

You two are really good at having fun, you can even write these commands down on paper!

Amamiya Natsuki turned to look at Haimu, then suddenly took out her phone and said in a subtle tone:

Can the king's order be revoked?

“Of course you can’t go back on your word.” Kitagawa Kaimu sat down on the sofa, raised her right foot, and her black over-the-knee socks shimmered faintly under the light, the curve from her knee to her toes particularly alluring. “A person should keep their word and do what they say.”

Amamiya Natsuki asked, "Really?"

Kitagawa Kaimu raised her chin, revealing her long, slender, snow-white neck:

A promise made is a promise kept.

"Then I'm relieved." Natsuki Amamiya smiled and put away her phone.

"Something's weird..." Kitagawa Kaimu sensed something was amiss and asked warily, "What's Natsuki doing with her phone?"