Kaguya-sama: Love Is War wants me to turn myself in.

Upon hearing this, the patrolwoman's expression became even more serious, and she glared angrily at Amamiya Natsuki.

Hey, what's with that look you're giving criminals?

Since Zhu Zhu and I are in love and are a couple, it's not illegal for us to stay at a hotel, right?

It's not like in the book, where they lure elementary school students with 100 yen worth of snacks!

The patrolwoman stepped forward, shielding Zhu Zhu behind her, and continued to ask:

"How old are you this year?"

"..."

Zhu Zhu was startled, then her little face suddenly turned red, and she couldn't help but want to find a crack in the ground to crawl into.

Suddenly stopping me and asking how old I am, they clearly think I'm a primary school student!

If an ordinary couple comes to a hotel to rest, the police will naturally not interfere.

However, if someone brings elementary school students to the hotel, the police certainly cannot turn a blind eye.

"I'm seventeen years old!" Zhu Zhu exclaimed, her neck flushed pink. "I'm not a primary school student anymore!"

"what?"

This time it was the patrol lady's turn to be surprised, after all, Zhu Zhu didn't look seventeen at all.

Wearing a white dress, she looks even younger, like a primary school student.

A high school student was seen leaving a hotel with an elementary school student, so naturally, they were stopped and questioned.

The patrolwoman was still worried and looked at Zhu Zhu, saying:

"Could you please show me your student ID to prove your identity?"

"I didn't bring it with me." Zhu Zhu was both embarrassed and annoyed. "It's summer vacation now, I certainly wouldn't bring that kind of thing out!"

The patrolwoman hesitated:

"In that case, could you make a phone call to your family?"

"I don't want to make a phone call!"

Zhu Zhu immediately rejected the idea.

My parents don't know I've become a player, so there's no way to explain it to them, right?

Moreover, Natsuki is such a fool and a total jerk. If his parents find out, they'll definitely forbid him from leaving the house.

"It's just to verify someone's identity, why not make a phone call?"

The patrolwoman's eyes quickly became suspicious.

At this moment, Natsuki Amamiya raised her hand and said:

“I have a way to prove that Zhu Zhu is a high school student.”

The patrolwoman turned her head and looked over, saying:

"any solution?"

“It’s very simple,” Natsuki Amamiya said calmly. “The inspector will find a high school math problem and have Zhu Zhu solve it for you on the spot. If it’s an elementary school student, they wouldn’t be able to solve it no matter what, right?”

Zhu Zhu: "..."

The patrolwoman: "..."

It must be said that although the method is simple, it is extremely effective.

Let alone elementary school students, even junior high school students would not be able to solve high school math problems.

After a while.

Zhu Zhu's identity verification was successful. She finally answered a trigonometric function question, proving that she is a typical high school girl.

"I'm so sorry!" The patrolwoman bowed deeply, her face full of apology. "I'm so sorry to have caused you both so much trouble!"

“Miss Inspector was just doing her job and didn’t do anything wrong,” Natsuki Amamiya said with a smile. “It’s just that I happen to be a loli-con.”

"Xinei!"

Zhu Zhu clenched her little fist and punched Amamiya Natsuki in the knee.

“However…” Amamiya Natsuki asked again, “Which branch does the patrol officer work for?”

"Eh?"

The patrolwoman looked at her with a puzzled expression.

Amamiya Natsuki said seriously:

"My girlfriend is very angry, so she's preparing to write a complaint letter."

The patrolwoman: "..."

Boom!

Zhu Zhu punched Amamiya Natsuki in the knee again, then quickly blushed and said:

"Don't listen to his nonsense, I'm not angry... Miss Inspector, don't be angry, you definitely won't write any complaint letter."

After saying that, Zhu Zhu tugged at Amamiya Natsuki's sleeve and exclaimed shyly:

"Hurry up and let's go!"

"..."

After having dinner together, Amamiya Natsuki took Zhu Zhu home, and then walked slowly towards the tram station alone.

Just as I reached the tram stop, my cell phone suddenly rang.

I took out my phone; it was a call from Senior Sister Yanzi.

"Senior?"

Natsuki Amamiya answered the phone.

"Junior..." The senior's sweet and gentle voice sounded on the other end of the phone, tinged with hesitation and shyness, "Are you free tonight?"

Before Natsuki Amamiya could answer, her adopted daughter's voice came through the phone, filled with anticipation:

"Dad, Mom says she misses you!"

"I didn't..." Senior Yanzi's voice was embarrassed, "Okay, fine, I really missed you. When are you free, Junior, come back and see Xiaokui..."

Amamiya Natsuki smiled and said:

"I'm free now, wait for me, I'll be home right away."

"Huh?" Senior Yanzi was taken aback and quickly said, "Junior, work is important, don't push yourself..."

Amamiya Natsuki said:

"No pressure. I've been working hard these past two days and finally finished all the work, so you can take a shower and wait for me to come home."

Senior Sister Yanzi: "..."

Speechless all the way.

After half an hour.

Natsuki Amamiya arrived at her senior's apartment building and rang the video doorbell.

"I'm back, senior, open the door."

dong dong dong.

The faint sound of running footsteps could be heard from behind the door.

Then the door clicked open, and a little girl ran out happily:

"Dad, you're back!"

"Come back, come back."

Natsuki Amamiya smiled, picked up the elementary school student, and began to lift him high in the air.

A senior student in pajamas stood in the living room, watching Amamiya Natsuki lift the elementary school student high in the air, her pink lips slightly upturned.

"I'm back." Amamiya Natsuki turned to look at her senior and smiled. "I've been working so hard for so long, I'm so tired, I really need a kiss from you."

Senior Sister Yanzi's pretty face froze, then turned pale, and she said with a light reproach:

"Don't even think about it."

Amamiya Natsuki immediately looked disappointed, her voice sounding aggrieved:

"I finally got home, but I didn't even get a kiss. My senior doesn't like me anymore, does she?"

The elementary school student blinked, ran to the older girl's side, tugged at her sleeve, and whispered:

"Mom, Dad is so pitiful."

Senior Sister Yanzi: "..."

He's not pitiful at all; he's just pretending to be wronged!

Natsuki Amamiya said in a low voice:

"Since my senior doesn't like me anymore, I'd better go back to work."

"Mom, don't let Dad go."

The stepsister's eyes welled up with tears as she whispered a plea.

"I...I understand..." Senior Sister Yanzi quickly comforted her daughter, "Xiao Kui, don't cry, I will definitely not let Daddy leave."

With no other option, the senior could only walk up to Amamiya Natsuki and scold her in a rather irritable manner.

"Junior, don't go too far!"

Amamiya Natsuki pointed to her cheek, unconcerned by her senior's slight reproach, and smiled:

"Kiss here first."

"..."

Senior Yanzi took a deep breath, stood on tiptoe, and gently kissed Amamiya Natsuki on the cheek.