Honkai Impact: Star Railway: I'm really not a Star God!

Chapter 49 I, Sambo, did it voluntarily!

"Brothers and sisters! The next match will be the most exciting, thrilling, and breathtaking showdown of the day!"

On the ring of the fight club, Dan Heng stared expressionlessly at the robot in front of him.

Despite the host's shouts, Dan Heng remained unmoved.

I just want to know when I can finish this thing.

Sambo promised to tell him the clues about the subterranean fire if he won the championship.

These small fry, as many as they come, can help me hone my control over my power.

"A stern and exceptionally talented newcomer, the Cold-Faced Little Azure Dragon! Recommended by the handsome Deep Blue Guy!"

"His opponents are—a heartless, volatile, and explosive machine squad! Praise be to Boss Schwarz!"

"Since no other contestants were willing to fight against the robot team, the match had to be played by Lengmian Xiaoqinglong alone, who boldly declared: 'Whatever!'"

Below the stage, Xing and March 7 whispered to each other as they watched this scene.

"Cold-faced Little Green Dragon? I think that sounds pretty good."

"Dark blue handsome guy? Sambo? Damn it! I'm going to beat him up when I catch him!"

The way the two were talking naturally caught the attention of Dan Heng on the stage. He glanced at the two below the stage and then looked back.

At this moment, all he wants to say is...

Destroy it, I'm tired, just hurry up and finish it.

Sure enough, such an overly lively scene wasn't particularly suitable for him.

"Then, the semi-finals of the 1758th Fighting Championship Challenge will now begin!"

As soon as the host finished speaking, March 7th and Xing exchanged a glance. After all, they were companions, and they couldn't just sit idly by.

"Xing, let's go help him!"

With that, the two ran toward the arena.

It's a pity that the two suicide squads on the other side don't understand the situation of their opponents. If they knew that they could barely blow up a crater, while their opponents could blow up a star, and yet they still came to fight them, the Soul of the Machine would probably not have peace.

"Finally awake?"

Dan Heng glanced around, then crossed his arms over his chest without a care in the world.

"Yes, the first thing I did when I woke up was look for you everywhere. And sure enough, when we saw you were in trouble, Xing and I rushed to your rescue. You should thank us!"

March 7th said cheerfully, "Hmph, such a timely help, you should thank me."

"Even if you don't come, I can handle it by myself."

"Sigh, I really can't count on your emotional intelligence."

Ignoring the small theater nearby, Xing's fighting spirit burned fiercely within her.

I just finished fighting the Doomsday Beast, what's this little tin can?!

Xing's eyes hardened, and a baseball bat was pulled out of the mysterious space again.

Smash them all!

......

If the three of them fought seriously, they could overthrow Belloberg, and a robot that would self-destruct during a fight would be a piece of cake.

But the host didn't care about any of that; he just kept praising it.

"A brilliant strike! The victors are 'Cold-Faced Little Dragon'—and two impromptu spectators!"

Hearing the host's praise and the audience's cheers, March 7th said to Xing with a pretentious expression.

"Can't the audience... give us a nickname too?!"

Xing, who was less than a year old, or even less than a month old, thought about it seriously for a moment, glanced at Danheng's hair, then at Sanyueqi's hair, and said with a serious expression.

"Cold-faced Little Pink Dragon?"

"Never mind... that's terrible taste..."

March 7th shook his head helplessly.

March 7th, March 7th, does the core of the team still depend on you?

A blockhead with no emotional intelligence, a trashy star, and someone else lurking in the upper levels, we'll have to wait for you to save the day.

Just then, out of the corner of her eye, she caught a glimpse of a familiar figure walking out of the club.

"Huh? Isn't that Sambo?! Quick, after him!"

Upon hearing this, Xing and Danheng's gazes sharpened.

Xing: We need to give him a good beating!

Danheng: Where is my Earth Fire Clue?

......

Behind a house.

Sambo occasionally showed a pitiful expression, his hands rubbing back and forth like a fly rubbing its hands together, and waving them up and down like a lucky cat.

He adopted a submissive and obsequious attitude.

"Uh... Hi! It's you guys. I was wondering why there were a few people following behind me. I was thinking we were being robbed, so I couldn't help but walk faster and faster... If I had known it was you guys, I would have opened my arms to greet you."

The plan has gradually matured, and now that all three have woken up, it's time to move on to the next step.

However, before that, I must maintain my role and not disappoint Lord Lingkong.

He might still be watching me from somewhere!

On a certain path.

Lingkong: Clara~ Want some candy~? (￣▽￣)~*

Clara: Yay~ Thank you, Lingkong-gege~ヾ(u003d?ω?u003d)o】

"Don't give me that crap, you only ran away because you saw we were guilty!"

March 7th gave a soft snort, and the three of them blocked Sangbo's escape route.

"Me? I have no guilty conscience at all, hahaha, I, Sangbo, have always had a clear conscience... Oh my god, did I unintentionally do something to offend all my good friends?!"

As he spoke, Sambo put on a shocked expression, as if he really didn't know.

Xing then pretended to be indifferent and went back to acting.

This is the first time I've met someone who wants to compete with me in being trash.

"No, I just wanted to scare you."

Upon hearing Xing's words, Sangbo was momentarily speechless, giving Xing a look as if he had met his match.

He pretended to wipe away non-existent cold sweat and said as if he had been wronged.

"Uh...ah...don't do that again next time, you scared me half to death."

"Hey! Sambo! Now that you're down here, what about Ling Kong? He told us he chased you all the way to the upper district! He even said you were working as his maid or something! Now that you're down here, where's Ling Kong?!"

March 7th said aggressively.

Although Ling Kong had sent a message saying that everything was fine, she was still a little curious about what exactly had happened between Ling Kong and Sang Bo.

And why?! Why?! Do you want to drug them?! Is there something you're trying to hide? Is there some kind of conspiracy? Will there be any danger in the air above the upper levels?

Hmm...it seems there really isn't any danger. She still remembers how she smashed the Trampler to pieces with a single punch in mid-air.

"Soaring through the air? You mean becoming old..."

Before he could finish speaking, Sambo froze.

what?

The Lord of Pleasure actually told them about this?!

Although he doesn't value dignity that much... please don't suddenly expose him!

But then Sambo thought about it again, and it seemed... quite like something the Lord of Pleasure would do.

This... is such a great joke.

If I were the Lord of Pleasure... I might say the same thing, wouldn't I? Looking at the embarrassed look on the face of the one being mocked.

For a moment, Sambo was stumped by his own question.

Suddenly, he nodded heavily in front of the three people on the train.

He understood; this was a trial!

This was said by the Lord of Pleasure on purpose to test his loyalty!

I've been living in the upper-class area dressed as a woman for several years now, why would I be worried about this?

As I said before, dignity doesn't need to be rigidly enforced.

Taking a deep breath, Sangbo said earnestly.

"I, Sambo, did it voluntarily!"

As soon as these words came out, the whole place fell into silence.

Like a bolt from the blue, the three stared blankly at Sambo.

You... such a grown man... working as a maid?!

Danheng: ......

March 7: Wow...it seems like there's something there.

Star: Are they having an affair?

(It's a pity that Sambo's crossdressing photos haven't been released yet, but Sambo's crossdressing skills are definitely top-notch. You know, Sambo lived in the upper district for a long time without being discovered, and it was only through close-up searches by Iron Guards.)