"..."
"This is the breakfast I made."
Sandonne's lips twitched slightly, and her fist clenched instantly. What did she mean by "trash that hadn't been thrown away yet"? Was her breakfast really that inedible?
Su Ming's expression was somewhat subtle; he could now understand how others felt when he served the food.
The problem is that at least his dishes don't look bad, but you only realize how awful they are after you taste them! Miss Sandone's dishes are different; they're the kind that make you lose your appetite just by looking at them.
To say that you can eat that lump of black, unidentified substance is just too hard to accept.
While it's tempting for a pretty girl to hold her breakfast in both hands, what if that breakfast was as disastrous as a thesis defense?
If you open your mouth, you'll enjoy the defense; if you close your mouth, you'll hurt Miss Sandonne's fragile heart. Either way, someone has to sacrifice.
Su Ming was once again caught in a dilemma. If only he could shout "Help me, Mr. System!" at this moment, but the system did not have any items with such a function.
"Let's save this delicious food for tonight. It's not that I don't want to eat it, it's just that I really don't have much of an appetite first thing in the morning. Please understand."
Su Ming's face was full of sincerity, he was almost kneeling down to Grandpa Sandone. This was really too much to eat, and besides, Sandone didn't have any talent. What if someone died from eating it?
He, the 12th Seat of the Fools' Order of the Hermits, died on the spot because of the terrible cooking?
Or maybe we should just grab Suzuran and stuff her mouth. It's only natural for a waiter to take a bullet for the executor, right?
Revive me, my Miss Lily of the Valley!
Without making a sound, Su Ming used Paradise to create a small ice ball, which then secretly bounced right in front of Linglan's feet.
"ah!"
Linglan immediately pulled her little feet back, opened her eyes in a panic, and breathed a sigh of relief after seeing the room.
I just dreamt of a scene similar to last night; Ms. Suzuran in her mature, elegant form was indeed very impressive.
I was suddenly woken up by the cold and thought the Queen had discovered me, but thankfully it was just a dream.
Speaking of which, haven't my dreams been a bit strange lately? I used to dream very little, and even when I did, I never had these creepy dreams.
As a pure and holy nun, her dreams must be about Her Majesty the Queen, so why would she dream about Cersei?
Oh no, she's no longer pure; even her dreams are now tainted.
"Good morning..." Linglan got out of bed, still a little sleepy. She had been up until four in the morning last night and only slept for less than four hours. She was so tired that she wanted to destroy the world.
You must restrain yourself. This has happened so many times since you came to Mondstadt. This can't go on, Lily of the Valley.
Lily of the valley, you must control your desires and shift your attention elsewhere. Surfing the tide is not everything in life; there are many more wonderful things to do.
Reject the trend, start with lily of the valley!
I shouldn't have been so bold last night, otherwise things wouldn't have turned out like this.
It's started some indescribable, strange XP, which will definitely break down completely later.
"Lily of the Valley, you're awake! Come and try the breakfast I made!"
Sandonne revealed the look of someone who had spotted prey, and with a beaming smile, she approached with her plate, her eyes saying, "One of you has to eat my breakfast or you're both not going anywhere."
Su Ming looked at Linglan, his eyes revealing a helpless and pitiful expression. Great servant Linglan, now is the time for you to give your life for the Hermit!
Heart sizzle!
Linglan recalled the days when she ate Su Ming's delicious food, and a determined look appeared on her face. She then used a nitro boost to drift out of the room.
"Sorry, Su Ming, I suddenly remembered I forgot to turn off the gas in the kitchen. Goodbye!!!"
Lily of the Valley immediately executed a practiced retreat, figuring that since it wouldn't kill anyone, she'd let Su Ming enjoy Sister Sandone's loving breakfast instead; she was not so fortunate as to be eating it herself.
"No!"
Su Ming collapsed to the ground in despair, only able to watch helplessly as Sandone walked towards him step by step, scooped up a lump of unidentified substance with a spoon, and revealed a sweet smile.
"Su Ming, come here, ah~"
However, Sandone gave Su Ming no chance at all, and ruthlessly shoved an iron spoon into his mouth.
Then Su Ming let out a bloodcurdling scream like a pig being slaughtered: "Ah!"
It hurts, it hurts too much!
Sandone blinked in confusion. "Is it really that bad?" she asked, looking at the unconscious Su Ming. She had followed the recipe step by step, so how did it turn out like this?
Sandonne, refusing to believe it, picked up a spoon and took a big bite. Then his eyes instantly went blank, and he collapsed onto Su Ming, also falling into a coma.
Before falling into a coma, Sandonna's last thought was: "Oh no, I put the salt and sugar in the wrong places."
He then completely lost consciousness and collapsed to the ground, unable to get up.
With both of the executive officers now incapacitated, is this a sign of moral decay or a distortion of human nature? Stay tuned for the epic drama series, "Don't Let Sandoni in the Kitchen."
Sandoni's culinary talent is comparable to Ray's films; no wonder he's the seventh seat, he must have some assassination skills.
What is this? This is pure natural poison! It's convenient, quick, green, and pollution-free. You can create a biological weapon with amazing destructive power using only ordinary vegetables. No wonder he's a mechanical genius, Sandone!
It still has to be our seventh seat, killing without leaving a trace.
When Linglan finished her breakfast on the first floor and returned to her room, she witnessed an incredibly horrific scene.
Su Ming and Sandone both collapsed to the ground, almost foaming at the mouth. Linglan was so frightened that she immediately ran to call a doctor. Who knew that breakfast was so deadly!
This fall lasted from day to night and back to day.
Sandonie is completely numb. He could have stayed in Mondstadt for another day, but how did he end up with the day after tomorrow in the blink of an eye?
Su Ming was also a bit dumbfounded. He never expected that he would be directly crushed by the culinary disaster in his lifetime. In the second before he lost consciousness, he seemed to see the scene of time travel again.
If I could time travel again, I'd hope to travel to a world with more little girls in white stockings.
“My carriage isn’t ready yet,” Sandoni sighed resentfully. It was supposed to be ready yesterday, but now it looks like it will have to be delayed.
"Whatever, I'll just give up."
Su Ming remained calm, after all, it was Xiao Sang who would get scolded if he went back late, while he, the Hermit, was the great contributor who had just completed the first step of the plan, and should at least get a bonus of ten million Mora.
After returning, first find Miss Columbia to touch her white stockings, then go to Xiao Pan to ask for some activity funds. Perfect!
Chapter 132 What era are we living in that we're still using traditional horse-drawn carriages?
"Are you planning to return to Winterfell?"
Sandonne curled her lip. "Come on, what's the point of you going back? Nobody wants you to go back."
Although that's what he said, the corners of his mouth were turned up so high they almost reached Liyue Harbor, and his eyes were full of joy.
As everyone knows, the hardest thing in Winterfell is not the millennia-old ice, but the mouth of the Seventh Executive, Puppet Master.
"Alright, since you put it that way, I won't go back. Sigh, I was originally planning to visit the machine workshop, but let's just forget about it."
Su Ming sighed, his eyes revealing a sense of weariness and a hint of sorrow amidst his disappointment.
"I was wrong, I was wrong, please, come quickly!" Sandone hurriedly pleaded. Although she was proud and aloof, she wouldn't be proud at such a crucial moment; she would only be coquettish.
Su Ming revealed a smug smile. Little Sang is so much fun. She's so cute when he teases her. I wish I could lick the puppet master's jade feet sometime.
However, Sandone never really gave Su Ming a chance in this regard. After all, unlike Linglan, she hadn't been completely assimilated by Su Ming and was still a little embarrassed.
This indicates a lack of self-liberation and a lack of self-confidence. That's why it's even more important to express oneself and gain self-confidence!
To project a high level of confidence as an executive, one should use their feet to enhance and train their self-confidence in such situations.
Su Ming could only dream about these words. Once he returned to Winter's End, Tuanzi would be by Sandone's side. If he dared to say such things again, he would probably be punched all the way to Liyue Harbor. This way, he could even save on travel expenses.
“Then I can go back with her,” Lily of the Valley said, sounding quite excited. “That way I can see Lady Columbia.”
Lily of the Valley probably missed Columbia even more than Su Ming did; when they were still in the Winter Church, she met Columbia almost every day.
For Lily of the Valley, Columbia is like a mother, who has given her the greatest help and trust, both in the past and present.
Lily of the Valley will forever remember this kindness.
Su Ming smiled and nodded. "The next mission hasn't been assigned yet, so it's fine to go back to Winter City and wait. Have you thought about what gift to bring Columbia?"
Lily blinked, feeling a bit conflicted. At times like this, she had trouble making choices, feeling like she wanted to give everything back to Lady Columbia.
In fact, the best gift would be if she could just come home safe and sound.
"Not yet, um... if the carriage has enough capacity, I might bring back a few more gifts."
"No problem, my carriage is the most luxurious in all of Teyvat, it's just for carrying some gifts."
Sandonne waved her hand dismissively, indicating that it was no problem. Could a carriage really be crushed by a gift? What a joke! This was a steam carriage assembled by the puppet master himself, its power far surpassing that of ordinary carriages.
What era are we living in that we're still using traditional horse-drawn carriages? Why not try this latest steam-powered carriage?
Steam-powered catapult start, cool flat-bottomed drift, outperforming traditional horse-drawn carriages!
Clearly, Miss Sandoni was so engrossed in praising her own carriage that she didn't notice how much "a little more" Lily of the Valley meant.
In Comrade Xiao Sang's opinion, the maximum amount of stuff is just enough for one suitcase.
Wrong! Utterly wrong! Absolutely, incredibly wrong!
Ultimately, Sandoni is a homebody and has no idea what a normal woman would be like once she starts shopping.
This gave her a terrible illusion: that Linglan wouldn't have bought many gifts, and that there would be more than enough to fill the carriage.
In fact, not only Sandone, but Su Ming was also unaware of Suzuran's terrifying shopping ability, since it was completely imperceptible during their time in Mondstadt.
After hearing Sandone's affirmative reply, Lily walked lightly towards the street. Since becoming an executive waiter, her salary had increased significantly, enough to cover her daily expenses and even more.
After all, Su Ming usually paid for meals with Pantalone's funds, so Suzuran didn't have many opportunities to spend money, thus accumulating a lot of Mora.
Now we finally have a chance to spend money, and Columbia should experience the free atmosphere of Mondstadt!
So Miss Lily of the Valley began her shopping spree, while Su Ming and Sandoni were completely unaware of what was happening and were still chatting happily by the carriage.
“Your carriage is quite luxurious,” Su Ming patted the carriage’s exterior. The gears hanging on it were basically just decorative art pieces, and it was probably worth at least 100,000 Mora.
This little girl is really rich! The value of this carriage alone is hard to estimate in Mora; it must be at least a hundred million.
As Liyue aptly put it, nine out of ten lolis are rich, so you have to cling tightly to the thighs of rich lolis.
If Xiao Pan gets completely drained by him one day, he'll have to find someone else, right? He can just go and seek refuge in Sándorne!
We're all colleagues in the executive department, there's nothing to be embarrassed about.
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