Su Ming rested his chin on his hand and remained silent for a few seconds, then suddenly realized, "Miss Columbia must be praying for me in church!"
“Brother Su Ming, I really admire your optimistic attitude sometimes,” Lily of the Valley said with a slightly sarcastic smile. Seven days had passed since she arrived in Mondstadt.
Seven days is enough to change many things, such as making a waiter completely lose his awe of the executor.
She's already willing to let Linglan step on Su Ming's face with white stockings, so she wouldn't mind doing even more outrageous things... but she hasn't reached Su Ming's level of perversion yet, so she's a little embarrassed.
Using only feet is already embarrassing enough; using other things would be quite improper.
It's my duty to serve as an attendant to the Executive Officer, but the Executive Officer himself is a complete pervert!
No one had told Suzuran about such a perverted executive. She thought that the doctor was already the most eccentric person in the world, but who would have thought that a hermit who loved white stockings would suddenly appear out of nowhere.
Sure enough, the executives in the back seat pushed forward, and each one was more monstrous than the last.
Suzuran realized that the best way to overcome perversion is to become a pervert herself! That way, she wouldn't be affected by perversion!
As expected of the wise Miss Antalina, only she could come up with such brilliant logic.
When is the Flower Festival?
Su Ming has been practicing the Wind Wings' emergency stop technique these past few days. He can now sit on the wind wheel and connect with the falling leaves and the ever-changing sky. It can't be said to be useful, but it's incredibly cool.
The light pollution could reach from Mondstadt to Inazuma, and in the middle of the night, it could probably blind Yae no Miko, even from under the covers.
Whether it's useful or not is another matter, but it's really cool.
Linglan stretched lazily on the bed in a very unladylike manner, revealing a large expanse of snow-white skin without a care. Anyway, Su Ming only cared about white stockings, and even if she didn't wear them, he probably wouldn't even glance at her.
In terms of being a pervert, Su Ming still has a lot of professional ethics. He only looks at white stockings and doesn't look at anything else. His main goal is sustainable development.
What if seeing something else scares Lily of the Valley? Then she won't even be able to see white silk anymore.
Besides, he really liked white stockings. The only thing that could be more attractive than white stockings was Columbia herself. It was a pity that he couldn't go to Winterfell to visit Columbia.
I wonder if Miss Columbia ever thought about him, sigh.
Su Ming couldn't help but feel a little sad. Whenever this sadness came, he could only take out his pure white and sacred panties from his backpack, and he had to use the [Barrier] to take them out.
The lace gloves do feel weird, but XP is maxed out.
Is there anything more exciting than using Miss Columbia's gloves to pick up panties?
Actually, there is such a thing, and that is doing it in front of Sister Lily of the Valley, which is mainly a form of blasphemy.
Actually, Su Ming had forgotten about Linglan's existence. It was because the girl had crawled into bed and started snoring away, with only her two slender legs sticking out of the blankets.
"Lily of the Valley, are you asleep?"
"If you fall asleep, deduct one."
Su Ming waited a few seconds, and seeing that there was no movement under the covers, he confidently raised his panties and began his sacred sage time. What perfect fabric! Every time he looked at it, he felt a sense of holy beauty.
The little toe of her right foot, which was sticking out from under the covers, was about to bend and tap, but suddenly froze. Inside the covers, Lily of the Valley's pretty face instantly turned bright red.
What on earth is this person doing?!
So it turns out that the level of abnormality can be continuously broken through!
Why is she holding up her panties with such a solemn and sacred expression? Is this some kind of weird ritual?
A thousand hermits raced through Linglan's mind in an instant. She never expected to see such a scene; it was simply too perverted!
[Lily of the Valley Antalina's affection level has been unlocked to lv1, and the affection system is now available]
[Obtain Level 1 Affection Chest]
Su Ming: "?"
He turned around, bewildered, and fell silent as he looked at Lily of the Valley peeking out with half her head peeking out.
This seems to be the first character besides the Executive to have affection level unlocked, but why would affection level be unlocked in this situation? Isn't this a bit too abnormal?
Miss Lily of the Valley, isn't your XP system a bit dangerous?
Lily of the Valley: "......"
She gave Su Ming an awkward but polite sweet smile, "Please continue, I didn't see anything, I'm blind."
Su Ming also smiled kindly, approaching the young Miss Linglan step by step, and then delivered a sunny and wholesome speech befitting an executive officer:
"look at yours."
Lily of the Valley: "Huh?!"
She clutched the blanket tightly, her pretty face instantly turning bright red. "W-what are you doing!"
Chapter 066 With two pairs of panties in hand, I am invincible!
"Of course not!"
"I'm not that kind of frivolous woman!"
Linglan angrily kicked Su Ming, thinking that this man's ideas were getting more and more perverted.
He suddenly took out his panties and started admiring them as if no one else was around. After being caught red-handed, he still wanted to take another look at hers?
How shameless!
Linglan pouted, thinking that Su Ming must have secretly bought those panties; it couldn't have been someone who brought them to him just for him to admire.
Such a private item as panties must have been secretly stolen by the Hermit, after all, his code name contains the word "Hidden," and stealing panties would definitely be an easy thing for Su Ming.
It's much easier than completing Her Majesty the Queen's mission.
For some reason, Linglan was no longer surprised that Su Ming did such a thing. For a pervert who touches white stockings every day, it was not surprising that he also worked as a panty thief.
“That’s enough,” Su Ming said seriously. “I’m not that kind of frivolous man. I was just conducting an experiment on how the refraction of light affects the color of different fabric materials.”
"Dottore also conducts experiments frequently. He's not a pervert, right? So am I not either."
Su Ming used the "CPU stripping technique" of reasoning with Linglan and appealing to her emotions. As long as what he said made sense enough, he could fool Linglan.
"Can you explain what that is?"
Linglan's face was somewhat gloomy, and for the first time, a suffocating coldness appeared in her blue eyes, as if it could crush a person. Her petite body was filled with astonishing killing intent.
"Ok?"
Su Ming blinked and shifted her gaze slightly to the left, where she saw a soft pink fabric that had appeared in her hand at some point. The fabric had delicate white lace trim and a cute strawberry in the center.
"It's cute... oh no, what is this thing?!"
Su Ming's face instantly stiffened. This was not something he owned at all. Where did this little girl's panties come from? As a mentally and physically healthy executive officer, how could he possibly possess such an improper item?
He's not a lolicon!
The item panel that popped up the next moment told Su Ming that this was not a dream, but something that actually existed.
Why does this scene feel so familiar?
Item Name: Cute Strawberry Panties
Category: Relic [Crown of Reason] / Special Affinity Item [Cannot be destroyed]
Quality: Gold
Level: lv1/20 (Upgrading unlocks additional skills)
Active skill [Please Look at Me]: Forces a target to look at you for one minute.
Rating: [B]
Negative impact [blasphemy]: The wearer will have a strong urge for sex.
Passive Skill [Nun's Etiquette]: Your words and actions will become impeccable. Any inappropriate words will be automatically corrected into refined and gentle speech, and unsuitable actions will be forcibly corrected into perfect etiquette.
Note: Strawberries are a very precious fruit. Only on a cold Christmas Eve is there a chance to find strawberries in the trash that were discarded because they were not big enough. They are small, covered in dust, but the juice is very sweet, as sweet as a beautiful dream.
Note 2: If Columbia hadn't seen the dying girl in the dark alley on that winter night, she would have become one of the countless inconspicuous snowflakes in Winter City, falling to the ground and melting.
Su Ming's initially panicked gaze gradually calmed down. Although he had heard Columbia talk about Lily of the Valley's past before, could he really glimpse the girl's past through cold, hard words?
No wonder even her panties are strawberry-themed. Lily of the Valley can probably enjoy strawberries freely now, but she still can't help but buy all items that include strawberry elements.
What one cannot obtain in youth will ultimately trap one for life.
"Lily of the valley, I understand—"
"Snapped!"
"abnormal!"
Su Ming's touching words were abruptly slapped back. Ling Lan bit her lower lip, trying to get the panties back, but found that she couldn't get them back no matter what she did, as if they were stuck to Su Ming's hand.
At this moment, the hermit held a pair of sacred white panties in his left hand and cute strawberry panties in his right.
As the saying goes, with two pairs of panties in hand, you're invincible!
Even if Heaven were to arrive now, it would probably be so frightened by Su Ming's monstrous nature that it would take three steps back and suffer nightmares for at least two and a half years afterward.
"Let me explain first."
Su Ming wanted to free up one hand to subdue Linglan. To prevent her from being stressed, the first step should be to put the strawberry panties into his backpack, then use his free right hand to subdue the nun, and at the same time throw the pure white panties into his backpack. Now all the physical evidence would be gone, leaving only witness testimony, which would be completely useless.
The idea was perfect, and Su Ming was ready to put it into action to easily resolve this crisis.
"This is..."
"Miss Columbia's panties?!"
Lily of the Valley suddenly exclaimed, her eyes filled with incredible shock.
She would occasionally stay overnight at Columbia's house, and on the balcony, she would often see her underwear drying, all of which were the same style—pure white lace-trimmed underwear.
But why did Lady Columbia's panties end up in Su Ming's hands?
In an instant, a thousand terrifying speculations flashed through the young Miss Lily's mind. The most horrifying of them all was that Columbia and Su Ming had already engaged in that indescribable sacred act, and the panties were proof of their existence as a token of their love.
The mental impact of that moment on Suzuran was no less than the first explosion in Teyvat, leaving the young nun completely bewildered.
When Su Ming heard Ling Lan suddenly guess the correct answer, his hand trembled. He forgot to put his panties back in his backpack in the first step and fast-forwarded to the second step. As a result, he slapped the strawberry panties on Ling Lan's face.
"Snapped!"
Then came a long silence; silence was the essence of Mondstadt tonight.
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