Winter Executor, starting with a system of wronged individuals.

If I wasn't mistaken that day, even though Columbia was wearing white stockings, Su Ming's gaze was still fixed on the person, not the stockings.

Lady Columbia is indeed a special person to Su Mingge.

Lily of the Valley wasn't discouraged, after all, Columbia held a special place in her heart as the angel who brought her from the long winter to heaven.

“You’re going to the tavern again tonight,” Linglan said, shrinking back slightly, a serious look flashing in her clear blue eyes. “Brother Suming also needs to focus on completing Her Majesty the Queen’s mission.”

Su Ming stretched and stood up, saying with a smile, "I'd rather do Columbia's mission than Her Majesty the Queen."

Lily of the Valley squinted and retorted, "I hope the 'mission' you're talking about really is a mission."

Have you recently learned a lot of things you shouldn't have?

Su Ming chuckled dryly a few times, wondering why he hadn't seen this girl so clever before.

Linglan pulled a book out from under her pillow, stuck out her tongue with a smile, and said, "Here, this is what I learned."

Su Ming glanced at the book's title and instantly fell silent.

Miss Fox Fairy, you wouldn't want the General to find out you stole some tricolor dumplings, would you?

hiss…

Has the light novel culture of Inazuma developed to this point?

What was Yae no Miko thinking to allow a light novel with such a title to be exported to Mondstadt?!

Although I only glanced at it briefly, the very first line of that light novel was really off-putting.

Texts like "If you don't want the general to know, then listen to me obediently," "I'm sorry, general, I had no choice," and "This is the resident's mission, I'm sorry!" are included.

This is totally a pornographic novel!!!

Miss Lily of the Valley, what kind of positive light novels are you reading?!

Chapter 054 I am a super righteous person!

"Confiscated."

Su Ming took the light novel expressionlessly and said earnestly, "You're still young, you can't let this kind of thing influence your values."

"Oh."

Linglan nodded obediently, blinked her big eyes, and asked, "Brother Suming, let me help you throw it away."

"..." Su Ming's hand stiffened slightly. After coughing loudly a few times, he said righteously and confidently without any sense of guilt, "I want to see how light novels are poisoning teenagers these days!"

"Let the adults with steadfast wills bear this pollution of the soul!"

With a righteous expression, Su Ming shoved the light novel into his pocket, showing absolutely no interest in such a boring novel.

This low-level form of entertainment is completely incompatible with his status as an executive officer.

In short, even a dog wouldn't watch it!

"Hehe, this author is really talented."

Su Ming stood under the streetlight, smiling as he read the light novel in his hand. To avoid being discovered by Linglan, he could only read it by lamplight outside the hotel.

To passersby, the scene was quite eerie: a terrifying figure holding a book under a streetlamp in the dead of night, occasionally letting out a strange "hehehe" laugh.

It's likely that another strange tale will be circulating in Mondstadt's taverns tomorrow.

"Isn't this Tianlong? Why is he all alone here?" Su Ming was still engrossed in the world of light novels when Wendy's voice rang out.

After all, what does Tianlong have to do with the hermit?

It took Su Ming about half a minute to react. After putting away the positive-energy light novel in his hand, he immediately showed a sunny smile. "Isn't this Wendy, the greatest bard in the world? What a coincidence!"

Wendy: "..."

He himself was embarrassed to say it, so how did Brother Tianlong manage to say it without batting an eye?

Aren't you embarrassed?

"Come on, Wendy, let's drink until we drop tonight!" Su Ming put his arm around Wendy's shoulder and drove off, saying generously, "Tonight's expenses are all on me!"

Wendy's eyes lit up instantly upon hearing this. What a great opportunity! How could getting free food and drinks be called freeloading? This is about building relationships.

"go!"

"You're going the wrong way..."

"It's not a big problem!"

Su Ming chuckled and led Wendy to the Angel's Gift Tavern. Although it was late at night, there were still many customers, and lively conversations could be heard.

"Give me a bottle of cider and two plates of fennel beans," Wendy said with a grand gesture, her face full of arrogance.

The bartender behind the counter paused for a second, then said nonchalantly, "You're not going to sing to pay for your drinks again, are you?"

Wendy chuckled dryly a few times, clearly he had done this many times before, but this time was different. The entire bill was paid by Young Master Tianlong, so all he had to do was spend lavishly.

Su Ming didn't care anyway, and it wasn't his Mora that was being spent; the entire bill was paid by the Pantalone executive, who wasn't even present and was even abroad.

It doesn't matter, it's part of the plan anyway. How can bribing the Wind God be an unnecessary expense?

This is a very worthwhile deal, and Xiao Pan will definitely understand him.

"Give me a case first!"

Su Minghao's arrogant voice attracted a lot of attention. Kaiya, who was in the corner, raised his head, a strange look flashing in his eyes.

This person's identity was not on the Knights' list of visitors, meaning he was most likely a traveler or merchant, and there seemed to be nothing of concern about him.

However, Kaiya remained cautious, given the sensitive timing.

"From this day forward, you are my soulmate!" Wendy had never been so happy. Drinking while standing on a box was something he never dared to do in his wildest dreams. At most, he would drink one bottle and then take another to go.

Su Ming then took out a uniquely shaped transparent wine glass, activated [Dreamscape] to become invincible to alcohol, and made a wish in his heart—

[I hope a huge sum of money will be thrown in my face]

He doesn't lack Mora now, but that's only enough to send bills to Zhidong. He doesn't have a penny in his pocket. Linglan might even be richer than the Hermit.

Whether it's for daily living needs or feeding the abacus every day, a lot of Mora is needed. Given Su Ming's lazy nature, it's impossible for him to become an adventurer to earn Mora. If it really comes to that, he'd rather rob the Golden House or kidnap the rich woman Ningguang.

Labor is impossible; labor is nothing compared to lying around every day and stroking white silk.

"Wendy, this is a toast to our friendship!"

Su Ming raised his glass and downed it in one gulp, his face clearly saying, "Bottom up, bro, do whatever you want."

Wendy, not to be outdone, also downed her drink in one gulp.

The two then began a drinking contest, leaving everyone in the tavern stunned. Such an exaggerated drinking competition was truly a rare sight.

Rosalia, who had initially shown no interest in the bar, slightly raised her eyes, downed her drink in one gulp, and revealed a look of considerable interest.

Kaiya, meanwhile, was sipping his drink while keeping an eye on his surroundings. The reason was simple: he was there on a mission.

The Knights had been secretly investigating the theft ring incident a week ago, and finally, they witnessed the day when the stolen goods were disposed of and transferred.

Although the tavern is not a good place to hide, where else can one hide in the dead of night?

As for what to avoid.

In the darkness, a greatsword burning with intense flames blazed fiercely, its light illuminating the profile of its wielder.

The newcomer wore a mask and wielded a large, black sword. He single-handedly slaughtered the entire group of thieves, leaving none alive. The remaining members, carrying the stolen money, naturally couldn't escape far.

If Su Ming saw this scene, he would definitely shout, "I'm Chao, a righteous man!"

The newcomer was none other than Mondstadt's Night Hero, the Man of Justice!

"Boss, I think saving our lives is the most important thing. Let's just throw this thing away," the masked henchman of the treasure-hunting gang shouted breathlessly, holding a heavy sack in both hands.

"Damn it, why is this guy never going to stop?" The leader of the treasure-hunting gang was exasperated. No matter where he hid these past few days, this guy could still track him down. "Let's go to the tavern to lay low for a while, before he sees us."

The two tiptoed to the second-floor balcony of the tavern from the side. Before the leader of the thief gang could even breathe a sigh of relief, they heard a cracking sound.

-

Although the dream scene could make Su Ming drink a thousand cups without getting drunk, drinking too much inevitably led to the urge to urinate. He pushed aside the dazed Wendy and went to the toilet.

Before he could even take off his pants, clear his bladder, and get back to himself, he heard a thud, and a thick burlap sack landed perfectly in the center of the toilet bowl, sealing it tightly.

Su Ming was silent for a few seconds, then tentatively poked it with his right hand. It felt hard, and he could hear something being pried open.

He looked up in confusion and saw the cracked ceiling and two masked men staring straight at him.

Su Ming: "?"

Chapter 055: You throw a calculator that deals 99999 damage at me. How will you respond?

"You're back."

"What is this...?"

Wendy rubbed her eyes groggily, vaguely remembering seeing Su Ming go to the bathroom and come back with a big bag of golden Mora.

harm.

They must have drunk too much, because they actually saw Mora pulled out of the toilet.

Wendy chuckled and patted Su Ming on the shoulder, taking a big gulp of cider at the same time. "I never thought I'd dream about someone as rich as you. I knew I was right about you!"

"The Wallet Man!"

Su Ming: "?"

In Mondstadt, I took care of Barbatos, the god of the winds.

This is so outrageous it could be written into a light novel. So, whether it's Liyue or Mondstadt, someone always has to be the one to foot the bill, right?

Anyone who didn't know better would think this was Zhong Li playing Wendy. I seriously suspect that the "slacking off without a wallet" virus has infected Mondstadt, and the culprit must be some unknown guest who spends all day slacking off.

“A gift from nature, boy.”

Su Ming earnestly took out a few Mora and placed them in Wendy's hand. The Mora's cool but unusually comfortable feel immediately woke Wendy up.

This doesn't seem like a dream.

So it really was Mora pulled out of the toilet!