Columbia corrected her earnestly, "I haven't introduced myself yet. I am the third seat of the Fools' Enforcers, [Girl]."
"I see. Then may I be called 'Young Man'?"
Su Ming asked the question very seriously. The word "Hermit" wasn't too offensive, but it was rather inexplicable.
"Of course not."
Colombian readily declined Su Ming's proposal, saying, "This is the title of executor personally bestowed upon you by Her Majesty the Queen."
"So that's it."
Su Ming answered casually, his gaze lingering on something in the corner through Columbia's long hair.
To be precise, it was a treasure chest.
To be more precise, it's a magnificent treasure chest.
The very detailed explanation is that it is a magnificent treasure chest containing ten Primogems, a purple artifact, and some junk.
Su Ming never expected to see a treasure chest after transmigrating, and it seemed that no one else could see it except him.
"[Girl]...May I call you Miss Columbia?"
Su Mingbian and Columbia approached the treasure chest, their bodies intertwined. The moment his hand touched the chest, the magnificent treasure chest in his field of vision suddenly transformed into a stream of light and landed in his palm.
"Columbia is fine."
Columbia replied calmly, a serene smile on her pretty face, but this composed demeanor was about to fester.
She watched as Su Ming groped around in the air like a madman, until a familiar white piece of fabric appeared in the center of his palm.
"you...?!"
For the first time, a look other than indifference appeared on Columbia's face, a mixture of confusion and shyness.
[The magnificent treasure chest has been successfully opened; you are now drawing rewards.]
Congratulations! You have obtained a special favor item: the innocent panties of a young girl.
System loading complete.
Su Ming stared dumbfounded at the pale blue light screen that suddenly appeared in front of him, and for a moment he was stunned and did not realize that the owner of the cloth in his hand was right in front of him.
With a "smack," Columbia's hand landed on Su Ming's hand. She wanted to quickly take it back, but the white cloth seemed to be stuck to Su Ming's palm and she couldn't get it off no matter what she did.
"What are you doing? Ouch!"
Su Ming was startled by Colombia and was about to take the initiative to launch a moral condemnation, but his condemnation turned into guilt when he saw the original bitter tea seeds in his hand.
This soft feeling, could it be the legendary...?
Su Ming was dumbfounded. He had opened at least 1,500 to 2,000 treasure chests in Teyvat, but he had never gotten anything like bitter tea seeds!
Still playing the fake Genshin Impact? Come and try this brand new Genshin Impact! You can even get original bitter tea seeds from the chests!
He is a gentleman, and throwing it away was definitely not his intention!
"Miss Columbia, you've misunderstood!"
Su Ming raised his right hand to prove his innocence, trying to throw the panties away, but they were like a stubborn plaster, impossible to shake off.
From Columbia's perspective, Su Ming was like a pervert, holding her panties in his hand and shouting "I'm innocent" while swinging them back and forth like a lassoing horse.
"System, please help me!"
Su Ming cried out in his heart, on the verge of tears. He saw that Miss Columbia's cute smile was about to turn into murderous intent. "Help me!"
[A gentle reminder: Items can be stored in your inventory]
Su Ming felt like crying but had no tears left. He threw the pure white panties in his hand into the light screen that appeared in the air, which temporarily resolved the major crisis of social death.
"Is there anything else you want to explain?"
Columbia gave Su Ming a harmless and kind smile, but the icy dagger that emerged from her sleeve somewhat disrupted the scene.
Killing intent, absolutely killing intent!
Su Ming trembled and took a few steps back. Was there any way to prove that he wasn't a pervert?
And why is there Columbia's panties in that treasure chest, you idiot?! What the hell is that affection item, a fried dough stick?!
"Miss Columbia, it is Her Majesty the Queen!"
Su Ming's expression changed, and he pointed to the place behind Columbia and shouted confidently.
He breathed a sigh of relief. It seemed he wouldn't be killed on the spot by his colleagues. No one knew if dying in Teyvat meant being able to reincarnate in another world.
“Hermit, such jokes can only fool five-year-olds,” Columbia said with a bright smile, as she thrust the dagger in her hand toward Su Ming’s chest.
"Click."
The dagger was frozen in mid-air by the suddenly appearing solid ice, and then turned into ice shards and scattered in the next moment.
"Queen."
Columbia bowed slightly, her calm expression betraying no hint that she had been plotting to assassinate a colleague just moments before.
"Ah."
The elegant woman with long, snow-white hair nodded slightly, not paying any attention to Colombia's previous behavior, and simply turned her gaze to Su Ming.
For some reason, Su Ming keenly sensed that the Empress's gaze towards him contained many profound meanings, and even more so, complex emotions.
"Columbia, from today onwards you will be in charge of training the Hermits. There is no room for error."
After saying these words, the Ice Queen's figure quickly disappeared into the snowstorm, as mysteriously as if she had never existed.
Columbia sighed almost imperceptibly, but quickly regained her composure.
"And your self-introduction, Hermit?"
“Su Ming”.
"It doesn't sound like a Winter Solstice person's name."
"Hmm...you can also call me Fate Vladimir, the greatest traveler on Earth, the hardest worker, and the white-silk-loving Su."
Su Ming breathed a sigh of relief. It seemed he wouldn't be killed by Miss Columbia. Long live the Empress!
Columbia's expression became somewhat subtle. After considering for a moment, she said, "Then I'll call you Su Ming."
She was too lazy to remember such a long name, and it seemed she had heard something strange.
"Remember to return it to me."
After hesitating for a few seconds, Columbia finally added, "You need to return it to me by tomorrow morning."
Su Ming nodded awkwardly. It seemed that Columbia was giving him a way out. In the end, it was all that damn system's fault!
Colombia breathed a sigh of relief, and her expression returned to normal. She decided to treat what had just happened as a minor incident.
"Your room is just outside. Someone will bring you the key in a while..." Columbia's beautiful eyebrows were slightly raised, and Su Ming in front of her began to grope in the air again.
Su Ming couldn't resist and opened the exquisite treasure chest outside the door. With a flash of purple light, a frozen, rock-hard salted fish appeared in his hand.
Columbia: "?"
Sigrún has taught at the Iceland University of the Arts as a part-time lecturer since and was Dean of the Department of Fine Art from -. In – she held a research position at Reykjavík Art Museum focusing on the role of women in Icelandic art. She studied fine art at the Icelandic College of Arts and Crafts and at Pratt Institute, New York, and holds BA and MA degrees in art history and philosophy from the University of Iceland. Sigrún lives and works in Iceland.
Hermit: Data/Audio
About [Girl] - First Encounter
"Miss Columbia's style is surprisingly conservative, but you can feel a sacred and pure beauty that makes you unable to extricate yourself from it... I still want to find an opportunity to ask, won't you bump into a wall if you walk with your eyes closed?"
Chapter 003 You executives are really too stingy.
Guys, remember to add this to your bookshelf! (?_?)
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Item Name: Ajax's Beloved Frozen Fish Sword
Category: Weapons/One-handed sword
Quality: purple
Base attack power: 1
Passive Skill [Weakness, Fleeting]: Attack power is constant at 1 point. Each attack increases attack speed by 1% (no upper limit). Attack speed returns to initial level after five seconds of combo termination.
Note: As long as I attack fast enough, my weaknesses won't be able to catch up with me.
Note 2: This is a New Year's gift that Donya prepared for Ajax; it is a fish that she personally caught from the frozen lake.
Su Ming stared blankly at the pop-up screen, feeling like he was playing a VR game. Wait... why did a frozen fish appear in the box?!
The system says this thing is a one-handed sword, but damn, it's clearly a frozen, hard salted fish!
Columbia's gaze toward Su Ming became even more complex, tinged with a hint of pity. Sure enough, those who could become executives all had some tragic past or some mental issues.
The hermit... looks like he's already a seasoned mental patient. What a pitiful child.
"Is this your new colleague?"
At the other end of the corridor, D'Artagnan suddenly appeared. The self-introduction she had prepared caught in her throat when she saw the strangely familiar frozen fish in Su Ming's hand, and quickly turned into a "?".
"Hello, I am the Hermit, Su Ming."
A bead of cold sweat trickled down Su Ming's forehead. No one could understand his embarrassment. He shouldn't have touched that box, but the sight of it automatically awakened the liver-blooded spirit etched into his DNA.
He can't control himself!
Fortunately, what came out of the box wasn't Ajax's personal bitter tea seed; otherwise, Su Ming would have been in a terrible predicament.
“The eleventh seat, [Young Master], Dadalia.”
After a brief internal struggle, the young master decided to pretend he hadn't seen it. After all, it was just a frozen fish. His colleague's tastes were indeed quite peculiar.
"There will be an opportunity to exchange martial arts skills."
The young master bid a brief farewell to Su Ming and Columbia, and quickly left down the corridor, seemingly in a hurry.
Perhaps he was worried that the dead, frozen fish might suddenly start attacking him.
"That's Ajax. He has an exquisite command of weapons. If you're interested, you can go and spar with him. I'm sure he won't refuse."
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