I don't want to be an elf!

"Well... what that guy said is indeed true."

Dianci really doesn't care about others.

He didn't care about any of the guys in the Anti-Magic Section 4, except for Machima.

As for why I only care about Machima?

Because Machima was a kind person who provided him with food and shelter.

Thanks to Machima for taking him in, he was able to escape from the days when he went hungry nine times out of three.

Of course, most importantly, Makima's face and figure were perfectly suited to the heart of Denji, a sixteen-year-old virgin.

He has always followed his heart and instincts.

Therefore, he also cares about the Yamai sisters.

After all, what teenage boy wouldn't want a couple of scantily clad girls in his life?

He didn't have much interest in the Yamai sisters because his heart was completely devoted to Machima. But who would complain about having too many beautiful girls around them?

If possible, he would naturally hope that all eight Mai sisters could be included.

He raised his head and looked again at the two snow-white breasts on Yamai Yuzuru's chest, which were barely covered by the Divine Power Armor, but the southern and northern hemispheres were exposed without any concealment.

Of course, if only one of the eight Mais is destined to stay, he hopes that the one who stays is Yamai Yuzuru.

Afterwards, the two chatted for a while.

Because of Yuzuru Yamai's subtle guidance, the topic quickly shifted away from the Yamai sisters.

Dianci didn't refuse the opportunity to chat.

He just vomited everything out of his stomach and is still feeling dizzy, so he should take this opportunity to rest as much as possible.

Unfortunately, the devil waits for no one.

"boom----!"

Suddenly, a loud bang rang out.

Denji and Yamai Yuzuru both looked in the direction from which the sound came.

Standing on high ground, they could easily see a corner of Tokyo a few kilometers away, where an oil tanker truck had exploded.

The electrician, who had initially thought he was about to start working, suddenly lost interest.

“That’s not within our scope of work,” he said lazily. “Our mission is simply to eliminate demons; this kind of thing is best left to the regular police.”

“No. Machima said that helping humans solve any kind of problem would improve the rating.”

However, Yamai Yuzuru didn't give Denji a chance to slack off. With a flick of her wrist, Hurricane Knight: Binder once again wrapped around his body.

A distance of several kilometers is but a few breaths for the wind spirit.

Before Denji could react, they were already above the exploding tanker truck.

"vomit----!"

Smelling the strong stench in the air, Dianci, who hadn't recovered from vomiting just now, started dry heaving again.

He wasn't the only one vomiting.

Everyone in this neighborhood is vomiting.

Only when they got closer did Yamai Yuzuru pinch her nose and realize that what had just exploded was not the YouTube truck.

It was a septic tanker truck.

The feces stored inside splattered into every corner of the neighborhood, affecting shops, pedestrians, and parked vehicles alike.

The shop owner looked on in despair at the feces sprayed into the store and the contaminated goods, wondering how much money he would lose.

Passersby were sobbing uncontrollably that they were covered in filth, trying to wipe the dirt off their faces and clothes, but the more they wiped, the more filth appeared.

Most of the passengers in the car were not soiled with feces, but the windows were covered with a thick, dark brown liquid, making it impossible for them to move an inch.

The fermented feces emitted an unbearable odor, not to mention that almost everyone was vomiting, making the already foul smell in the air even more pungent.

It was like hell on earth.

Not far from the exploded manure truck, Yamai Yuzuru spotted a familiar figure.

Yamai Yakushi and Pawa.

Yamai Yuzuru approached them and asked, "Question: What happened here?"

"It's not my fault, it was this guy who did it! I didn't do anything!"

Upon seeing his colleague arrive, Pawa immediately pointed to Yagami Yagami beside him, clearing himself of any suspicion: "We were just chasing a demon. This guy missed his target during the attack and hit the septic tank truck next to us. It has nothing to do with me!"

“I told you long ago, all you need to do is fulfill your duty as a hunting dog and find prey for me!” Yagami Yagami raised an eyebrow. “If you hadn’t been interfering, how could I have missed?!”

As Yagami and Pava argued back and forth, Yagami Yuzuru and Denji gradually pieced together what had happened.

Basically, Pava found the whereabouts of a demon, and Yamai Kaguya brought her to destroy the demon. However, Pava wanted to capture the demon and suck its blood before killing it. Yamai Kaguya felt that doing so would risk the demon escaping, so she prepared to summon an angel to kill it directly. However, Pava disagreed and interfered when Yamai Kaguya attacked.

After that, it became what it is now.

The only good news was that the demon they were chasing was destroyed in the second attack by Yagyuuya, so it wasn't a complete failure.

However, just as the two were arguing, the remaining feces in the septic tank seemed to wriggle slightly.

Amidst groans and vomiting, the feces seemed to draw power from them, surging eerily.

"Ok?"

Sensing something was amiss, the Yamai sisters turned around alertly and looked at the septic tank truck.

Pava and Denji were also drawn to their sudden behavior and looked in the same direction.

Then they saw that the puddles of excrement seemed to be drawn together by some magical force, converging into a pool of mud.

"Not dead yet?"

Thinking the demon was still alive, Yagyuu summoned Hurricane Knight: Piercer, aiming the spear tip at the writhing, muddy excrement.

With the right amount of spiritual energy infused, layers of whirlwinds enveloped the spear tip, ready to fire at any moment.

Looking at the excrement not far away, and then at Yamai Yagyuuya's attack method, Denji's expression changed instantly.

Just as he was about to speak to stop it, the Wind Spear was already fired.

"puff--!"

The wriggling excrement was shattered by the wind spear and scattered in all directions.

Fortunately, there was no one around the sewage truck, so there was no second wave of victims this time.

"wrong."

As if sensing something, Pava, being a Blood Demon, became serious: "The demon we were just chasing is indeed dead. What has just appeared is a new demon."

"A new demon?"

Yagyuu's eyes lit up and he laughed loudly, "Then I've eliminated two demons today! That's fantastic! I'll definitely be the winner in the end-of-month rankings!"

"No! The demonic aura hasn't dissipated! Instead, it's becoming increasingly solid!"

Just as Pava issued the warning, the hundreds of puddles of excrement that had been destroyed by the Wind Spear began to wriggle again.

They came together again and formed a human shape.

Nose, eyes, mouth...

Like a clay sculpture made by a child, its features are simple, yet it exudes a strange terror.

"I am the poop demon!"

A newborn child born from human fear proclaimed its name as a demon upon the world.

Upon seeing the birth of a new demon, the people who had already fled from the area were terrified and scattered in all directions.

Now, even the drivers and passengers who were trapped in their cars and didn't want to get out had no choice but to get out and escape.

However, compared to the tension and fear of ordinary humans, the four demon hunters had strange expressions.

"Hahahaha! This name is so lame!"

Upon hearing the newly born demon's self-proclaimed title, Pava was the first to break down in laughter, exclaiming, "So there really is a poop demon? Are you kidding me!"

The poop demon sneered, a vivid mockery appearing on his rugged features.

"Foolish demon, do you really judge strength by the demon's true name?"

The poop demon raised his hand, aimed at Pava who was laughing so hard he was crying, and extended a finger: "Underestimating me will cost you."

"What can you do? Spray poop? I'm so scared!"

Pawa continued to laugh merrily, completely disregarding it.

However, soon, she felt a slight pain in her abdomen.

The pain spread rapidly through her stomach, her smile froze, and her face turned pale.

"Wha...what happened...?"

Pawa strained his muscles, trying to hold the dam shut.

However, the poop demon's power came on strong, and since she hadn't even taken a dump this morning before coming out on patrol, she was completely unable to control herself at this moment.

Pawa pulled down his pants, squatted on the ground, and relieved himself in public under the astonished gazes of the other three.

At this moment, they finally understood the power of the poop demon.

It's not about spraying feces, it's about forcing people to defecate!

"Plop!"

With a forceful pull from Pawa, a sudden flow of fluid gushed out.

The pain in her abdomen was expelled along with her stool, bringing her an unprecedented sense of relief.

However, what comes out along with feces is not just pain.

The moment she defecated, her mind went completely blank, as if she had also expelled her sanity.

Pava lost consciousness.