One Piece meme: Starting with eight extraordinary skills

Did you kidnap me and bring me here?

"Do you know that kidnapping a navy officer is illegal?!"

Seeing that the man in black robes remained unmoved, Koby reached out and tried to lift the black robe off the man's body.

But at this moment, Koby suddenly realized with horror that he didn't have a body at all, so how could he have arms?

The man in black robes took out two identity tokens and placed them on the table.

Under the flickering candlelight, Koby looked closely and saw that the two identity cards had two options: human and toy.

"Dear player, please select your initial character now."

"Different initial characters will trigger different story missions and game experiences after entering the game."

Koby seemed somewhat surprised and uncertain.

He's starting to wonder if he's either living in a dream or trapped in the power of some Devil Fruit user.

But he's just a lowly soldier, is it really necessary to make fun of him like this?

After thinking about it, it seems that this game does not have an exit button option. Currently, apart from selecting the initial character, there seems to be no other way to proceed. We can't just stay stuck here.

"Let me see what you're really up to!"

Koby gritted his teeth and grabbed the human identification tag. He was already thinking that once he returned to the real world, he would report the situation he had encountered to the Navy Headquarters.

With the intelligence capabilities of the Navy Headquarters, they should be able to find out who is behind this pirate online game.

"Please register your game name."

As the man in black robes finished speaking, a box suddenly popped up in front of Koby.

"Koby."

Koby never changes his surname or given name, considering himself a respectable Marine. He doesn't need to be so reserved; it's just a game, so why would he need a fake name? He'll just state his real name.

After registering his name, a young man of medium build and average appearance suddenly appeared in front of Koby.

Immediately afterwards, Koby felt a pull, and his whole body merged into this body.

Feeling slightly dizzy, Koby calmed down after a while. Looking down, he saw that he had regained a body, wearing only a pair of boxer shorts to cover his ugliness. He had no other equipment and was extremely poor.

"Crack!"

Suddenly, the tavern doors opened, revealing the pitch-black night outside and the bright lights.

Koby turned around, but the man in black was no longer at the tavern bar. He muttered to himself:

"What the hell?"

When Koby first merged with the body made of candle, it seemed a little awkward. But when he left the tavern, the body's rejection reaction completely disappeared, just like Koby's original body.

The night is bright and the stars are few; crows and magpies fly south.

It was nighttime, and the capital of the East Blue Goa Kingdom was still brightly lit. On the streets, one could often see elegantly dressed nobles walking hand in hand toward the ballrooms, preparing to spend an unforgettable night.

Koby squinted and looked around.

As a disciple that Garp later took in out of boredom, Coby naturally received Garp's strict training. In addition to physical training, he was required to learn and memorize the astronomy and geography of various places, as well as master the climate and ocean current changes of different sea areas. This seemingly useless knowledge provided great help to Coby at this moment, allowing him to immediately recognize that this was actually the capital of the East Blue Goa Kingdom.

The Kingdom of East Sea Goa boasts a rich history and culture, which is reflected in the beautiful and historic architecture of its capital city. It has a charming and beautiful city center, with a huge fountain square serving as an iconic landmark. Strolling through the streets lined with Baroque buildings, one is immediately struck by an atmosphere of grandeur.

However, Koby soon discovered that the people around him were looking at him with the same eyes they would give a gentleman (pervert), and one lady even used a down fan to cover half her face and let out a high-pitched scream that could pierce eardrums:

"Guards! Where are the guards! There's a pervert here!"

Koby's heart skipped a beat, and he knew something was wrong.

If he hadn't missed anything in his geography and humanities studies, he seemed to remember that the capital of the East Blue Goa Kingdom was always spotless and was known as the most beautiful country in the East Blue. In reality, it was because it perfectly excluded unnecessary things from the country, thus being praised by the Celestial Dragons as a successful example of an isolated society.

And coincidentally, judging from his current appearance—wearing only a pair of boxer shorts—he looks every bit the gentleman (pervert).

According to the laws of the East Sea Kingdom of Goa, someone like him would be arrested by the guards and, according to procedure, taken to prison for interrogation. If the guards couldn't extract anything from him, they would leave him outside the capital to fend for himself.

"Fuck!"

Good things don't come, but when you think of bad things, they become incredibly effective.

Koby was still pondering the contents of his mind when he suddenly saw the guards patrolling the surroundings rushing over from the corner of the road ahead after hearing the noblewoman's scream. The squad consisted of about twelve men, each soldier armed from head to toe, carrying a gun and a knife. They wore a standard uniform over a suit of chainmail, which was extremely luxurious.

If it were Koby himself, dealing with those mere guards would be a piece of cake.

The problem is, his current player body is only that of an ordinary person, so how could he dare to fight against the guards?

No one knows what will happen once they are arrested by the guards and taken to prison.

Koby is from the East Blue. He had heard old people talk about how people in prison would be made to pick up soap!

What is picking up soap? The innocent Koby said he had no idea what it was and never wanted to know. If he had a choice, he would never be arrested by the guards and sent to jail!

Chapter 360 I Sliding Over

Koby is from the East Blue. He had heard old people talk about how people in prison would be made to pick up soap!

What is picking up soap? The innocent Koby said he had no idea what it was and never wanted to know. If he had a choice, he would never be arrested by the guards and sent to jail!

Run!

People say that poverty and hardship cannot sway one's will, but Koby doesn't believe in such superstitions. Today, he's not going to escape the clutches of these guards!

Turning around and running, Koby felt as light as a feather, even lighter than usual. Overjoyed, he thought to himself:

"We'll definitely escape!"

A male player, dressed only in boxer shorts, ran wildly down the road, eliciting screams from countless wealthy women.

Of course, there were also some bolder noblewomen, perhaps with unusual needs in certain areas. While covering their faces with down fans, they would secretly observe the male player's Noble Phantasm. However, perhaps because the model could not satisfy them, the group of noblewomen secretly shook their heads and sighed.

The guards were dumbfounded; they had never seen anyone so audacious as to run naked down the main road.

The thought that this area was full of prominent nobles, and that if these ladies complained to their superiors, their entire month's salary would be gone, caused their expressions to change drastically. They tried to salvage the situation, and shouted angrily:

"Don't run! Stop!"

The twelve-man squad of guards pursued closely from behind, determined to capture Koby and bring him to justice to atone for his crimes.

Koby glanced back, secretly gritting his teeth:

"This One Piece Online game is way too difficult! It starts at Hell difficulty right from the start?"

Koby spotted a dark and narrow alley nearby. Knowing he couldn't hide on the main road and that continuing to flee would only attract more guard squads to ambush him, he quickly slipped into the alley.

The alleyways are winding and narrow, and the terrain is complex and varied.

When the guards arrived at the alleyway entrance, they only saw Koby's back disappear around the corner, and he quickly vanished from sight.

The guard squad leader was familiar with the local terrain and naturally understood how troublesome this alley was. It could only barely accommodate two people walking side by side, and since the guards were fully armed, it was impossible for two people to walk side by side; otherwise, they would be stuck in the alley and unable to move an inch.

"Split up and chase him! Don't let him escape!"

At the command of the guard squad leader, the twelve-man squad split into smaller groups and immediately headed towards the various exits of the alley.

During his escape, Koby estimated that he had run at least a thousand meters. If he were an ordinary person, he would have been panting heavily and out of breath long ago.

But as he ran along, Koby noticed something strange about this body: he didn't feel much fatigue, and there was no sign of him panting.

Do not!

Rather, it's as if he could even skip breathing.

However, Koby was breathing normally because of his habits.

"This so-called player's body is quite extraordinary!"

Koby was secretly surprised. He then noticed someone running towards him and instinctively thought it was a guard. But upon closer inspection, he realized it was someone whose build and appearance were very similar to his player body, with an ID displayed above his head that only players could see.

"Do you want me to burn it?"

What the hell is this name?

The other person, upon seeing Koby's ID, immediately burst into tears of joy and said:

"Coby, it's me! I'm Helmeppo!"

Helmeppo's words only made things worse. After hearing this, Coby immediately turned and ran away, pretending not to know this friend of his, because he couldn't bear the embarrassment!

Little did Bellemerg know that just because he chose such an infuriating game name, he almost caused Koby to break off their friendship. He quickly caught up with him, his mouth beating like a machine gun as he spoke at an extremely fast pace:

"I didn't expect that you, Coby, would also be in this One Piece Online game like me."

"I knew it! We all checked into our hotel around the same time, so how did we end up in this weird game, and even spawn in the capital of the East Blue Goa Kingdom? It's unbelievable!"

"Let me tell you, these guards are inhuman! All I did was walk down the street in my boxer shorts, and they actually tried to drag me to a brothel to work as a gigolo! It's outrageous!"

"If I ever get back to reality, I'm going to expose these Goa Kingdom guards for abusing their power to the Navy Headquarters!"

"Hey, hey, hey, Coby, say something! Why aren't you saying a word? This isn't like you at all!"

Koby glanced silently at the ID above Bellmare's head, the five big words "Do you think I'm burning?" were practically blinding to his eyes.

A complaint was stuck in Koby's throat, but before he could even utter it, Helmeppo's incessant chatter echoed through the narrow alley, revealing their location. Footsteps came from all directions.

In no time, guards wielding knives appeared in all directions of the alley.

"Whoosh! Whoosh! Whoosh!"

These guards were no match for the two players who were made of wax figures. Moreover, they had never been on the battlefield and had been pampered for many years. Their daily training had long since fallen behind. The arduous journey of more than a thousand meters, coupled with the heavy chainmail they were wearing, had already left them all exhausted. They were all panting heavily, their chests heaving violently.

The captain of the guard, catching his breath and finally calming down, pointed his blade at the two gentlemen (perverts) before him, his eyes practically spitting fire, and roared:

"Run! You all run!"

"Once I catch you, I'll make sure you suffer!"

"Come with me!"

Having said that, the captain of the guard charged ahead, brandishing his standard-issue longsword, a flash of sharp light emanating from it.

Koby and Helmeppo exchanged a glance and realized they couldn't escape. This battle was inevitable, so they had no choice but to cooperate tacitly.

Both of them were disciples of Garp, so they naturally understood that only old people talk about passionate battles, while young people don't care about martial ethics and never confront the captain of the guards head-on.

Koby slid across the cold floor with ease, easily dodging the guard captain's sweeping longsword. Just as it was about to pass between the guard captain's legs, he used a "monkey scoops the moon" move to grab the guard's ribs. This move was extremely vicious, and Koby would not normally use it, but he was forced into a rage and showed no mercy when he grabbed the guard.