The female warrior and female official who had entered with the second prince turned grim.
"What a beautiful face." The Second Prince took a third step closer to Lorenwei and said again.
It's going to be thunder and rain over there with the female warrior and the female administrator.
"Such a flat chest," the Second Prince remarked instinctively as he took his fourth step toward Lorenwei.
Lorenwei smiled.
Her smile left the Second Prince somewhat stunned.
It's not alluring, not seductive, not flattering, not alluring; it's just the purest smile, as if something interesting is about to happen.
What will happen? This was the first thought that popped into the Second Prince's mind.
The blue-haired girl pulled up her skirt and immediately performed a high-knee split.
The light-colored leather shoes he had just changed into traced a dark semicircle, flashing across the Second Prince's chin like lightning.
"Ah—hiccup—" The Second Prince's chin made a crisp cracking sound as he was kicked so hard that he was almost suspended in mid-air before falling backward.
Amid exclamations of alarm, chaos erupted at the scene.
Chapter 196 The gossip never stops; the Second Prince demands that Lorenwei come into his room!
That day, a legend began to circulate at the Second Prince's temporary residence: a blue-haired girl doing a split with her legs raised high.
Many of the maids who started working vividly described the situation at the time.
Gossip began to spread, and the maids and guards alike were fond of eating melons.
Whether it was the Fite Empire or the newly arrived Grand Duchy of Posey, regardless of nationality or origin, everyone began exchanging the gossip they possessed.
"His Majesty the Second Prince fell in love at first sight with a blue-haired maid named Weiwei, and the sparks of love flew. He spared no words of praise, directly complimenting the girl's delicate features, fair skin, and beautiful hair color, but very inappropriately said: 'What a flat chest.'"
"These words tolled the death knell for the Second Prince's handsome chin. Everyone present heard the crisp cracking sound. Even the Second Prince's exclamation instantly turned into a burp, and everyone understood that his throat was blocked the moment he tried to exhale. One can imagine how vicious the kick was in that instant!"
"Speaking of which, the girl's flexibility is really impressive. That high kick isn't something an ordinary girl can do. Could it be that she has practiced martial arts?"
"Not necessarily, it could be talent. It's said that there are girls with a seductive charm who can do splits and similar moves without any practice."
"I'm so envious. I wish I could do the splits like her."
"Don't you know? A high kick split is much harder than a low kick split! I heard that after that girl kicked down the Second Prince, she happily said, 'Towards the Heavenly Palace.'"
Why is it called Chaotianque?
"Hehe, I know, maybe it means... hehehe!"
"Huh? What do you mean?"
"You know, many nobles like women who can do the splits, right? It's said that it unlocks a lot of new knowledge."
"Yes, yes, let's talk about it further."
"Shh, I think that when a man wants to unlock new knowledge with that high split, he'll have to go for the 'sky-high' part, get it?"
"Oh—I get it! But then again, I don't really understand..."
"You don't need to understand. Once you have a husband, you'll naturally unlock new knowledge and understand. Of course, if your husband doesn't understand, you won't be able to unlock it either."
"Wait, I'm a man, where would I get a husband?"
"Uh... what are you doing, a male guard, gossiping among us maids? Get out of the way!"
"I'm leaving right away~ but before I go, I want to know, how is that blue-haired girl who kicked down the Second Prince doing now?" The guard no longer addressed the girl as a maid. Who would dare call someone who could kick down the Second Prince a maid?
"They were arrested on the spot by the Second Prince's three men."
"How was it handled?" the guard asked with concern.
"So they were arrested?" The maid looked at the guard curiously.
A maid nearby asked, "What else do you want? Isn't arresting them serious enough?"
"So you're tied up? Once you're tied up, surely you can squeeze some flesh out of your chest?" The guard's eyes gleamed.
"..."
"..."
The guards were driven away by a group of maids.
The main subject of this gossip is currently in the Second Prince's tent.
Dressed in a maid outfit, Lorenwei leisurely sipped her tea and ate her snacks, praising, "The snacks from the Fate Empire are quite good; I like the taste. It's just that they're not quite as good as mine."
"Hmph, putting aside your boasting about your cooking skills, you actually managed to eat after kicking and injuring the Second Prince?" The female warrior kept staring at her, in a very bad mood, and might beat her up at any moment.
The Second Prince was easygoing, casual, and carefree... His three companions naturally held a deep grudge against Lorenwei for her attack, but it wouldn't have led them to immediately strike her down. Moreover, the Second Prince had just publicly mentioned that his flat chest was the cause of the trouble, and the three women all felt that the Second Prince was loose-lipped. Given that some of the girls had been provoked earlier, it was understandable that they might have attacked... kicked someone.
Of course, this was a very serious mistake, given her status. Even if the guards of the Fate Empire had killed her on the spot, the Kingdom of Posi would probably still have to come and apologize, and inquire about the Second Prince's injuries.
The head maid and the female official are treating the second prince with the priest in the back tent.
Lorenwei didn't care at all: "Why can't I eat? Even if you're going to kill me, I'll still have a meal to eat before I die, right? If I don't eat quickly, I might not have another chance."
The female warrior looked at Lorenwei, narrowed her eyes, and said, "It seems you're not only impulsive enough to kick your master, but also have a big mouth? These are all the ways a maid gets into trouble. Even if you don't die today, you'll be finished sooner or later."
She didn't punish Lorenwei herself, naturally waiting for the Second Prince's injury report, and also waiting for the person in charge to determine how to punish him.
Lorenwei spoke eloquently: "Death is inevitable for everyone; some die lightly, while others die horribly."
"You're definitely light." The female warrior chuckled, looking at her chest.
"Why are you all staring at this place and making fun of me? It's all because you caused trouble first that I got so angry!" Lorenwei shifted the blame.
"I had a pretty good impression of you before, but I didn't expect you to be such a reckless girl." The female warrior sighed. "You don't know, the Second Prince was actually praising you when he said you were ordinary."
"Huh?" Lorenwei was taken aback.
"He hates women with big breasts. He always says, 'How can you rule the world if you don't have a flat chest?'"
"...Did he really say that?" Lorenwei suspected that the second prince was also a time traveler.
However, according to the rules of this world, transmigrators are either holy sons and daughters or heroes. This second prince is unknown and could not possibly be the chosen one.
"He greatly admires the holy sons and daughters mentioned above, and often reads unofficial histories to search for classic quotes. This sentence comes from an unofficial history, along with things like 'big breasts, no brains.'" The female warrior couldn't stop talking about the second prince. "He also said, 'Being granted a title is not my wish, I only hope the seas are calm,' which also seems to have come from somewhere else. Actually, Kendi is already a prince, what's the point of granting him a title?"
“He wanted to settle things evenly…” Lorenwei wanted to slap her forehead. How many scandalous stories had her ancestors left behind in unofficial histories?
"Oh, right, he also often says 'Time is money, but money can't buy time.' What is he even talking about? It's all incomprehensible." The female warrior snorted, and fearing that Lorenwei hadn't read much unofficial history, she explained it to her.
"..." Lorenwei felt guilty and sat back down.
This second prince has rather unusual hobbies. I'd better not let him find out, or I'll be suspected of pandering to his tastes.
"Our Second Prince is a fool. So many busty beauties in the capital want to climb into his bed, but he doesn't want any of them. He insists on pursuing women who aren't too pretty and have flat chests, but who are also intelligent and easy to look at. It's really a strange fetish."
Lorenwei laughed and said, "Maybe he's afraid of being cuckolded."
"Ok?"
“Most men who don’t dare to have wives who are too beautiful have a sense of inferiority. The Second Prince, he…” Lorenwei’s eyes darted around, and she stopped talking.
"Hey, keep going!" The female warrior stood up from her seat, walked closer to Lorenwei, and leaned on the table with her arms to ask, "What's wrong with the Second Prince?"
"..." Lorenwei looked at her for a long time before saying, "You like the Second Prince!"
“…cough cough cough, where is it?” The female warrior blushed.
"If you don't like it, why are you blushing?"
"Cough cough cough, I accidentally choked on some water while speaking."
Lorenwei didn't press the issue with words, and looked at her face with a smile.
"Say it quickly!"
"Give me some more snacks, and I want something different. I'm tired of what I just had."
"..." The female warrior called over a maid and had fresh refreshments served.
While savoring the new desserts and summarizing the tastes of the Fate Empire, Lorenvi brainwashed the female warrior: "Actually, you shouldn't tell anyone else."
“Okay, I won’t tell anyone.” The female warrior nodded vigorously.
It is permissible to say that as long as the other person is not a person with a surname or given name.
Lorenwei analyzed with feigned seriousness: "Let me tell you, based on my analysis, the Second Prince probably has had an inferiority complex since childhood, because he's a bit of a fool..."
"two?"
"He's the second oldest! He's the second oldest!"
"???"
"How stupid! He's not the eldest son; he always lives in the shadow of the eldest prince. He's always second in everything. How can he not have a psychological trauma?"
"Oh~~~~"
When the steward and head maid arrived, their faces stern, ready to reprimand or even punish Lorenwei, they found the female warrior already huddled with the wanted criminal, whispering and exchanging words.
The female administrator asked, puzzled, "What are you two doing?"
"What's all this mystery about?"
The female warrior immediately jumped up and asked, "Ah! How is the Second Prince?"
The head maid said, "There's no danger to her life. The dislocated jaw has been put back in place. The healing magic works quickly. There are still some bruises, but they'll heal soon."
Lorenwei: "Good people don't live long, but evil people live for a thousand years."
"Are you still holding a grudge? When the Second Prince said you had a flat chest, he wasn't trying to be contemptuous or mocking you..." The female official glared at him angrily: "He was complimenting you!"
"Oh? Is he really praising me?" Lorenwei, who had been somewhat skeptical of the female warrior's words, immediately backed down after hearing this: "Could it be that I misunderstood him?"
The female official snorted coldly, "That's not surprising. Just now, the Second Prince was kicked so hard by you that he was dizzy and confused. When he was carried to the back, he was still mumbling something incoherently."
"what did he say?"
"At first I couldn't hear him clearly, but after the chin was attached, I finally understood. He was saying: 'White, it's white...'"
“…” Lorenwei clenched her fist, ready to deliver another punch.
The female warrior chuckled beside her, creating an awkward atmosphere.
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