"is it?"
Uehara Siming smiled faintly and made a move that immediately stunned everyone.
He leaned forward slightly and pressed his lips directly against Tsunade's.
With a light touch, he immediately withdrew without hesitation, leaving behind a hastily fleeing figure.
Tsunade's smug expression froze instantly, her beautiful eyes widening in shock as she was completely stunned.
By the time they realized what had happened, the murderer had vanished without a trace.
---------
"Fuck!"
"Wow, that's the seventh time I've said 'wow' today. It's really awesome. Isn't he afraid of getting beaten to death?"
"I've wasted my time. I'll go find someone I like and see what happens. Hokage, please bless me. I hope she won't be too ruthless."
"Now comes the scene everyone's been waiting for, right? Haha."
"Uehara-kun, take care."
"Only by getting infinitely close to death can one truly understand the essence of life."
"Putting everything else aside, the Hokage's courage is absolutely unparalleled throughout history. Everyone else has a guts, but he's like a person has grown out of his guts."
"Just wondering, does doing this really work? I feel a chill down my spine."
"The one above, it'll work. Trust me, it'll definitely work. What if we don't get beaten to death? What if?"
……
Chapter 28 Tears? No, no, no, this is a weapon.
Uehara Shinmei's sudden action not only stunned Tsunade, but also left everyone around her momentarily speechless.
No one expected that he would be so unethical as to launch a sneak attack, and in such a way that it directly caused everyone's back pain.
However, characters like Minato Namikaze, Shigeru Hatake, Sakuna, and Shikaku Nara...
After realizing what was happening, they immediately focused their attention on the patterns on the floor beneath their feet.
Kushina Uzumaki pouted, looking somewhat resentful, but remained silent.
After all, this person has never hidden their hobbies, and after seeing and experiencing so much, they gradually become immune to it.
Only Jiraiya's eyes instantly turned into white circles.
One finger pointed at the passage where Uehara Siming had disappeared, trembling incessantly, while the other mouth gaped open and let out a strange scream.
"Ah ah ah..."
With exaggerated expressions and movements, it's hard not to notice them.
However, the instant he made a sound, he was suddenly lifted into the air, and with a bang, he was stuck to the wall behind him in a starfish shape before slowly sliding to the ground and fainting.
"It's all your fault, you old lecher with a head full of dirty thoughts, you corrupted Uehara, hmph."
Tsunade clenched her fists so tightly they cracked, and her expression turned extremely unfriendly.
It seems that nothing is different from usual.
Only she knew how violently her heart was beating at that moment.
If she hadn't used chakra to suppress the abnormal reactions in her body, Xiafei's cheeks would probably be flushed by now.
Meanwhile, the others nearby, upon hearing Tsunade's voice, all had their lips twitching wildly.
Even the comments section fell silent for a moment.
Someone like Uehara Shinmei, who boasted at the age of seven that he would marry twenty wives, does he need to be corrupted by others?
His fame and romantic exploits are well-known even to ninjas from many other ninja villages.
Although the ninja world is not entirely monogamous, those who marry multiple wives are usually daimyo or members of the nobility.
This situation is extremely rare.
Not only because outstanding female ninjas are extremely rare, but also because such rarity makes them highly valued, and very few people would be willing to share a husband with another woman.
Furthermore, as tools and weapons, ninjas are expected to restrain their desires and uphold the ninja way, even controlling their appetites, let alone other vices.
Some ninja villages and organizations even strip their ninjas of their individuality.
Characters like Uehara Siming, who completely disregard rules and do as they please, are indeed like scorpions, unique and venomous.
While the comments section was flooded with "Poor Jiraiya,"
The scene transitions, and the video moves to the next stage.
In the early hours of the morning, before dawn, a furtive figure suddenly slipped out from the main gate of Konoha and quickly moved away.
Before long, they had moved far beyond the detection range of the great barrier and the patrolling guards.
Tsunade stopped running, dispelled her transformation jutsu, and let out a long breath.
The next moment, his tense expression turned into a carefree and relaxed one, and he began to stroll leisurely through the woods.
I even picked a wildflower by the roadside and held it to my nose to smell it.
However, at that very moment, as if he had discovered something, his relaxed expression suddenly froze.
At the end of the road stood two figures, one large and one small.
The taller one had his hands in his pockets, his back to Tsunade, his handsome divine robes fluttering gently in the breeze.
The five large golden characters above, "Fourth Hokage," are written in a bold and domineering style, full of the distinctive characteristics of Uehara.
The shorter one was a little girl, carrying a large package, looking around nervously.
"I'm coming."
After the little girl let out a scream, Uehara Siming turned around with a smile on her face.
With a light tap of her toes, she appeared in front of someone who was clearly embarrassed but insisted on putting on a stubborn act.
"I suddenly couldn't sleep, so I came out for some fresh air."
Tsunade said this.
"it does not matter."
Upon hearing this, Uehara Siming smiled faintly, revealing a gentleness completely different from her usual demeanor.
At this moment, he was like the rising sun, bringing people a comfortable warmth, yet without being dazzling or excessively hot.
As he spoke, he took the package from the little girl who had caught up from behind and began taking things out one by one.
"The black scroll records an S-rank long-term investigation mission, and bears the Hokage's seal and signature."
In case of trouble, one can use this to dispatch and assign nearby Konoha ninja.
I can take a look when I have time; if I don't... well, I don't have time then.
"The white scroll contains the flower wines I brewed myself, three kinds in total, ten jars of each."
Osmanthus wine has a smooth taste, a delicate and mellow aroma, and a long-lasting aftertaste with a hint of sweetness.
The temperature is not high, making it suitable for a leisurely and scenic experience when you are in a good mood.
Rose wine is made with water from a cold spring, giving it a chilling and austere feel. However, drinking it is like being burned by flames, experiencing both ice and fire. It can quickly make you drunk when you encounter unpleasant things.
Peach blossom wine falls somewhere in between, sweet and fragrant, neither bland nor overly strong.
When the weather is hot, you can chill the bottle; when it's cold and windy, you can immerse the bottle in hot water to warm it before using it.
"And this bracelet, I made it according to your preferences, strung together with twelve specially made dice and a jade pendant."
The die is engraved with a large number of sealing runes, each with a different function, which can be activated by injecting chakra.
As for this pendant, it is a sealed space. Although it is not large, it is enough to store some emergency items.
It's also my Flying Thunder God seal; I can sense it when it's enveloped in chakra, and it will be there whenever I need it.
"This is a seasoning I developed. Use it sparingly when you're out, because you can't buy it anywhere else."
"These are high heels, and these are a special type of pants that I call stockings. There are also corresponding shorts and a top, which together make a set."
It's not very useful, I just thought it would look great on you. I was planning to give it to you for your birthday, but it looks like that's not going to happen now.
……
Uehara Siming, like a treasure-giving child, took out more than ten items from the package one after another.
Tsunade's eyes flickered, and she seemed about to speak several times but then stopped herself.
She felt that Shangyuan Siming was acting strangely today. She didn't know what was wrong, but she just couldn't quite put her finger on it.
It was as if something bad was happening in the dark.
Several minutes passed, and Shangyuan Siming was still taking things out.
Tsunade quickly reached out to stop her.
"Alright, alright, I'm just going out for a walk. It's not like I'm going to die. Why are you suddenly acting like a mother hen? This is really not like you."
However, what she never expected was that...
As soon as he reached out his hand, Uehara Siming's gentle and warm smile suddenly became somewhat forced.
It's like forcing yourself to laugh when you can't laugh at all.
Two lines of tears slid down her cheeks.
Although it was quickly erased, his keen insight as an S-rank ninja was still clearly noticed.
Tsunade's slightly impatient mood instantly turned into panic.
"No...no way? Crying...crying?"
In her memory,
Uehara Siming displayed extraordinary wisdom at a very young age, appearing remarkably mature for her age.
You can hardly find the naivety and innocence of an ordinary child in him.
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