Be an elf trainer in a parallel world

It's okay to be curious about the quasi-god, observe and touch it, she understands it, after all, she...she...ah ahem!

After all, Master Kira agreed, but this matter must be of some degree. It is still in the competition. Moreover, the little Magneto on their heads has already started shooting. These should be spread through the camera. In front of the camera, at least you should be more reserved, right?

It would be fine if it wasn't broadcasted, but if it was broadcasted, it would be a bit embarrassing. Even if it was a quasi-god, there was no need to never see the world. Even Zhou Jiang was indifferent if he didn't watch it.

Lu Ran didn't know that their current situation had really been broadcast by the little Magneto above their heads...

Twenty minutes ago...

Open-air square.

At this time, a large number of tourists had gathered on the square. They were all ordinary people, so they naturally came here to watch the live broadcast on the big screen in front.

Due to regulations, except for reporters who have reported to them, the rest of the people cannot use their mobile phones to shoot, so everyone is watching quietly.

Standing in front of the big screen is a male host wearing a dress, he is considered a commentator.

"Hello, good afternoon everyone, I am the host Fire Elf. You can call me Ahuo~ It's the exciting Gufu Paradise event again. Today, our Gufu Paradise is hosting an elves melee event. I guess some old friends may ask,

‘Oh, didn’t it last time? Why is this event still the same?’

Well, Ahuo won't keep it aside. After all, he's afraid of being beaten to death by the audience's grandfathers. So, let's talk to you now. Although this activity is also called a elves melee, it's different from previous activities~"

"What? What's the difference? Haha, it seems that some viewers are already anxious. Okay, okay, A Huo won't talk too much, just introduce this event. After all, if this continues, even the handsome A Huo may be beaten~"

"We are very sincere in this event. Not only did the event venue use the forest park that was only opened in the annual insect catching competition, but the mode adopted this competition is not simple!

In the past, the elves melee had stipulated how many people were, and then put them on the ring to fight, but now there is no venue restriction for this event!

That’s right, you heard it right, and Ahuo was not wrong. For this event, we opened a forest park of more than 200 hectares, so it can be said that the entire forest park is a competition venue!”

"What? How do trainers find each other at that time? Haha, this question is good, let Ahuo tell you, the little Magneto photographer we equipped also has a small locator and a small speaker. At that time, we will randomly select several groups of players and then inform them of the location of the trainer closest to them, so there is no need to worry about the problem that cannot be found."

"Okay, OK, I know everyone has many questions. Although Ahuo also wants to continue to talk to everyone, the situation does not allow it. I secretly tell you that Ahuo's boss, the water elf, was fierce just now, Ahuo, oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh

"Hey~ Don't do it, Ah Huo was wrong, ahem... Then what, please look at the big screen, let's take a look at the wonderful performances among the players!"

Under the persuasion of an impatient man (physics), host Ahuo ended the long speech and asked the backstage staff to turn on the live broadcast on the big screen.

"Let's take a look first. Which lucky little guy was the first to get our help tips." Ahuo turned around and looked at the big screen and said.

"Ah, by the way." Ahuo suddenly remembered something, turned slightly to look at the audience in the audience, "Tell me quietly, this time the prompt was given by Ahuo on purpose~ It was originally a reminder that it would take more than an hour to open, but for all the audience grandpas, Ahuo risked being killed. If Ahuo was killed by Ashui's man, you wouldn't have to bear it, right? There is no camera here, and my headsets are turned off, so the man will not know, so please keep it a secret for Ahuo~ Oh, right, and the best employee vote this month..."

Suddenly, Ahuo heard a dry cough from an acquaintance in the audience, and then his face muscles twisted wildly, making him feel strange and surprised: "Hey? Uncle Lin, what's wrong with you? Your face is cramped? Oh~ I know, Uncle Lin, you should be beaten by Aunt Lin~ Hey hey hey~"

As he said that, Ahuo showed a vulgar smile that everyone understood.

It went smoothly, and the audience in the audience burst into laughter, and they didn't know who they were laughing at.

“…”

The middle-aged man named Uncle Lin in the audience twitched his lips and shook his head helplessly. He can still live if he commits evil deeds; he can't live if he commits evil deeds by himself!

Just when Ahuo was trying to say something, suddenly, he put a hand on his shoulder, and in an instant, he stood there, sweating profusely.

A cold voice came from behind him, "Wow~ Man Ma? Change the rules without authorization? The best employee's vote?"

Although the voice did not contain any anger, Ahuo was still afraid of death. No anger did not mean anything. It can even be said that this is the most terrifying thing. This tone does not contain any emotion!

“…”

Ahuo was in place, his whole body was stiff and could play a sculpture. The old audience in the audience raised their mouths and looked at Ahuo on the stage with pity. They knew that Ahuo would not get out of bed in a week.

Although some new audiences understood the situation, they were not able to understand the relationship between the two. Some of them were familiar with each other and became active. They began to hook up on people who looked like old people next to them.

The old people naturally know everything about the newcomer’s inquiries. In this case, it’s inexplicably satisfying to say it!

Although not many people ask, the only ones who can hear are not the only ones who ask questions. As long as you have a sharp ear, it is naturally no problem to hear clearly.

"I tell you, this kid Ahuo is really in a blessing. Look at Ah Shui, right? What? Is Ah Shui's name a title? Of course it's a title, what? What's the original name? Of course it's... Bah! Is it time to say what her name is? I said, "You kid still listens, and if you don't listen, I'm leaving."

After receiving the apology from the young man and the flattery, the old man was relieved. He touched his beard and continued with a smile, "By the way, where did you say it?

Oh oh, do you think A Shui is beautiful?

Bah! Don’t drool, that girl is the fiancée of that boy Ahuo, you have no chance!

Bah! What kind of hoes don’t have a hoe? I don’t know you, old man, I really love you?! Bah! You are just greedy for her body, you are inferior!

What? I am not greedy for me? Who said my grandfather is not good? I thought I was too... Cough cough, bastard, don't interrupt, whatever mess, what are you thinking about in your mind? You young young people don't learn well at a young age, and you think about these things specifically. Don't interrupt, I'm going to continue talking!

By the way, that girl A Shui is still the fiancée of A Huo. Alas, it’s really a flower that is put on the cow dung. I don’t know how much shit the kid ate in his previous life, and he could have such a beautiful lady as his fiancée. If my stupid son had such a beautiful lady at the beginning, then I…

Ahem, bastard, what do you think of me like this? I am a serious man! Don’t interrupt me!

With such a beautiful lady as her fiancée, Ah Huo is not satisfied. She is so terrible! It’s a waste of resources! If you don’t want it, give it to my old man’s grandson! My poor grandson, now..." As he said that, the old man burst into tears in an instant.

“…”

The melon-eating crowds who were about to listen to stories around the old man looked confused and looked at me and I looked at you, so what did you say?

After saying nothing for so long, I was drunk. The young people looked at the old man who was constantly sighing and shook their heads and left here. They were going to listen to other seniors. They were always driving. The key was to drive without a license and keep overturning. It was simply a children's toy car! Bah, it should be called an elderly disabled car! Otherwise, they could stay for a while...

After the young people left, the old man stood up slowly, reached out to wipe away the tears left on his face, and shook his head helplessly.

"Senior, you are so sao!"

A helpless sigh came from the old man, and the sound was very light. It floated into the old man's ears and then dissipated into the air.

The old man shrugged slightly and said softly to the empty man behind him: "Your is also very big~"

...

The old people who often come here talk quickly. When they tell the story, they simply introduced the story. After the "drama" on the stage continued. Anyway, they were not the ones who felt uncomfortable, so the old and new audiences all started to eat the melon with relish.

Not to mention, this melon is so sweet, at least it is much more interesting than Ahuo's slightly funny performance on stage before.

Since Ahuo was facing the audience below, he did not see the woman wearing uniforms like him walking up from the steps.

But he didn't see it, but the audience saw it. The old audience also knew who this woman belonged to, so Uncle Lin reminded him before, but the kid jumped over and fell directly.

"Why, I have nothing to say?" A Shui smiled coldly.

Ahuo turned around tremblingly, with a mourning face, "I was wrong..."

"hehe!"

"That..." A staff member walked over with some embarrassment, "Miss A Shui, that... You see, the event is still being held. Why don't you bear it first and teach this kid a lesson after it is over?"

"Yes, yes, let it be, I have to host the event!" Ahuo instantly nodded as if he had grabbed the life-saving straw.

"No, A Shui, teach this kid A Huo a lesson. This kid just needs to be cleaned up. Even my uncle dares to make jokes! Man, if he doesn't clean up, his tail will sooner or later be raised to the sky. I believe uncle, listen to uncle, that's right!" As soon as A Huo finished speaking, Uncle Lin in the audience shouted. After calling, he raised his eyebrows at A Huo who turned his head to look at him with a bitter face.

Ahuo now wants to die.

He also knew that Uncle Lin was reminding him that Ah Shui was coming, but he didn't react and went to "teas" Uncle Lin. Now, the brother who was originally a knife-wielding sword was now directly "enemies" who stabbed his brother, and Uncle Lin was even more cruel. After inserting the knife, he even sprinkled salt on his wounds...

He just wants to cry now... cry loudly...

A Shui glanced at Uncle Lin, then looked at A Huo, "I'm still working now, so I'll spare you first, and after I go back... Humph~ Also, I'm not allowed to go anywhere after the event. Go directly to the office to find me. If... Humph~"

After A Shui said harsh words, he turned around and prepared to leave.

Seeing that Ah Shui was not planning to pursue the matter now, Ah Huo and the staff next to him breathed a sigh of relief.

Suddenly, Ahuo's whole body became tense again because A Shui, who had turned around and left, returned and walked back!

"You...you, what are you going to do, you're not saying..."

Before Ahuo finished speaking, A Shui glared at her, then raised his hand and a small bag flew over.

Ahuo subconsciously caught it, lowered his head and opened his palms to see that it was a pack of throat lozenges...

When he raised his head, A Shui had turned around and left, leaving only a beautiful back.

"Haha, Ahuo, what good things did Ahuo give you? Let me give you my brother Kang Kang? Look, I have helped you to help you solve the situation just now, see if you should..." After seeing Ahuo leave, the staff who had come up to rescue Ahuo came over and whispered.

Ahuo avoided it with disgust, "Don't even think about it. You owe me three favors. Even if you offset it once this time, there will be two more times. Go and don't bother Young Master Ahuo. After you delayed it like this, the game will start for a while."

"Tsk~"

The staff member who was pushed off the stairs curled his lips, gave him a middle finger and went to his studio.

So, the quarrel is the most troublesome thing for a couple to quarrel... It is not good to help well. If you help wrongly, then you will finish it.

"Okay, OK, the farce has passed. Please focus your attention on Ahuo's handsome face. Of course, if you are fascinated by Ahuo, you can also introduce your daughter to Ahuo~ Ahuo is a good man of famous names, so you have to find Ahuo..."

"It's great, A Huo, don't talk too much. If you continue to say this, be careful that A Shui will come back to settle the score with you. If you run away this time, you still want to have a next time? If A Shui catches you again, it's over!" An old customer in the audience shouted.

"That's right, and Ahuo, you are so cold and want us to introduce your daughter? You're afraid you're thinking about peach!"

"Ahuo, don't be slutty, start to let go soon. The activities have begun for a while!"

"Ahuo Little Thief, I'm so shit~!"

“…”