Ball king grower

Lin Yu dreamed that he became Sun Wukong, and was pressed by Tathagata Buddha to the foot of Wuzhi Mountain. His chest seemed to be completely stuck and he felt out of breath.

He struggled desperately, and opened his eyes suddenly after struggling.

He found someone lying on his chest.

a woman.

A naked woman.

A woman with an insanely good figure.

A woman who still smells of alcohol.

He hurriedly pushed the woman away and got out of bed. Fortunately, he found that his pajamas had not been taken off, otherwise he might have become the first player in history to be fucked by a woman.

As he woke up, the woman also woke up. The woman rubbed her eyes drowsily and looked at Lin Yu.

She saw Lin Yu's silly smile (perhaps it turned into a slutty smile in her eyes).

Suddenly, she screamed at the top of her lungs with a voice three times louder than a normal person.

But as soon as she shouted out a word, Lin Yu directly covered her mouth.

Lin Yu said viciously: "You'd better be good, otherwise I will rape you first and then kill you, then cut your body into pieces and throw it away."

His threat worked as expected. The woman stopped shouting and looked at Lin Yu with horrified eyes.

…

Andolfo-Mia is very scared now. She was unhappy last night, so she drank a few more drinks, and somehow, she was kidnapped back home by this terrible man.

She was almost certain that the man in front of her must be the legendary kidnapper. She did not dare to say a word, for fear that if she spoke, she would be killed by this vicious man.

But she was still naked. What was going on? Could it be that she had...

"Here, put your clothes on first. You are such a troublesome woman. I brought you home with good intentions, but you actually ran to my bed and took off your clothes without saying thank you. If this spreads, how can I behave?"

Lin Yu was also very aggrieved. If he hadn't suddenly felt a little pity for her yesterday (of course, there were also some ill intentions), how could he have come back in such big trouble.

Mia got dressed in a hurry. While she was getting dressed, she stared at the man, for fear that the man would suddenly turn into a beast and pounce on her.

"You really don't know me?" Lin Yu asked a little disappointed.

People are so strange. When they are famous, they are afraid of trouble, but when some people don't recognize them, they feel disappointed.

"Why should I know you, Mr. Kidnapper?" Mia asked doubtfully.

Lin Yu slapped his forehead and sighed: "You woman is really hopeless. Do you really think of me as a kidnapper? Don't you remember what happened last night? You hit my car, and then you

I was not allowed to call the police, and I couldn’t bear to throw you outside, so I took you back to my home.”

Mia frowned, seeming to be trying to remember what happened last night.

"The most annoying thing is that you took off your clothes and jumped on my bed. You still regarded yourself as a victim in the morning. Don't you think you are a bit too despicable?" Lin Yu's voice became louder and louder.

Mia's face turned red. She seemed to have thought of something and the scene last night.

"Yes...I'm sorry!"

"Forget it, I'm sorry, no need. As long as you don't really think of me as a kidnapper, I can't bear it." Lin Yu waved his hand and finally breathed a sigh of relief.

"Ah——! Right, right, who are you, that..."

"Remember who I am?"

"Who are you?"

"Damn, I really lost to you. Let's not talk about it anymore. You are hungry. If you are hungry, I will buy some breakfast. After eating, let's go our separate ways. Anyway, we didn't do anything. While it's still early, don't

Let people see the misunderstanding. I know you are a well-known model, but I am also a person with status." Lin Yu went to the bathroom to change clothes, washed his face, and then went out to buy breakfast.

When he came back, Mia was actually sitting on the sofa watching TV. I don’t know if this girl is crazy or just pretending to be stupid. The door is obviously open, so you can’t sneak away? Are you afraid that I am a kidnapper?

What?

"Come on, eat something. An authentic Chinese breakfast. I don't know if it suits your taste. If not, then there's nothing I can do." Lin Yu said as he put the steamed buns, fried dough sticks and soy milk on the table.

Mia was not polite. She didn't eat greasy food, so she didn't take the fried dough sticks. She just took a bun and ate it with soy milk. It seemed to be quite delicious.

"Don't you want to know why I crashed my car last night?" Mia asked.

"What the devil wants to know? I'm not a reporter from a gossip newspaper." Lin Yu said angrily.

"You seem very angry."

"Can you not be angry? My car was hit by you, and I was treated as a kidnapper by you in the morning. I even bought you breakfast. Why do I feel like I have become your nanny?" Lin Yu said in a dumbfounded voice.

"Hehe, you are really interesting. If you don't like me, you can just drive me away."

"By the way, why didn't I think of that? Now that you've eaten and put on your clothes, big beauty, is it time to go? In a while, my teammates will come to me to train with me.

, it’s not good to be caught by them.”

"What are you afraid of? Are you afraid that I will ruin your reputation?"

"That's not true. I'm just afraid that my teammates will eat you up. They have always wanted to sleep with you." Lin Yu just wanted to send this woman away now, so he spoke without blocking or blocking.

"Don't you want to?" Mia suddenly asked.

"Damn it! You really think I dare not put you to death on the spot." Lin Yu said angrily.

"Forget it, since you don't welcome me so much, then I'll leave. But I can't help pretending that I don't know you. In fact, I just remembered it when I was watching TV. You are the Chinese star who is very popular recently.

?I saw you on TV."

"Is that why you are so calm and not afraid of what I will do to you?"

"No, I just feel that I am in a good mood, so I suddenly want to stay with you for a while. What happened these days makes me not happy at all. I finally found some fun, but I don't want to give up so quickly. But now it is true

We have to go." Mia stood up and smiled, very sweetly.

When Mia walked towards the door, Lin Yu suddenly shouted: "Hey, beautiful German girl, if you encounter something unsatisfactory in life, just kick it away. It's no big deal. If it doesn't work, find someone strong."

A man can kick it for you, like me."

"Haha, you are quite interesting. I wonder why the media often say that you are arrogant and domineering. I don't think you are at all." Mia said with a smile as she opened the door.

"Um...you won't sue me for rape, will you?" Lin Yu scratched his head and said.

"You are a fool to be a police officer. How can you report something you haven't done? What's more, I like you very much, so how can you say nonsense."

After saying this, Mia had already opened the door and walked out.

Lin Yu suddenly seemed to have thought of something, and became anxious, so he picked up a pair of sunglasses and rushed out.

It's a pity that it was already too late when he went out. The gossip reporters stationed at the door had already pointed their cameras at Andolfo Mia, as if they had captured the target of a sniper.