Ball king grower

"Shoot—!"

Although the situation he faced was very complicated and it was very difficult to take a shot, Lin Yu still shot.

With your back to the ball? Don’t be afraid!

The ball is not high enough? Don’t be afraid!

We have a unique skill!

Lin Yu tried to turn around, attracting the attention of two Getafe defenders, but then suddenly raised his left foot and hooked the ball with his left ankle. Although the ball was not very powerful and not fast, this kind of

The advantage of shooting is that it is so weird that the opponent cannot judge it at all.

"goooooooooooal!"

"Oh oh oh, a wonderful hook with the left foot and the goal went in! Is this a tribute to Ibrahimovic?"

Ibrahimovic once scored the same goal in the Champions League, which also attracted Lin Yu's attention at that time. His physical fitness is much better than Ibrahimovic. It should not be difficult to make such a goal, but until today

, this was the first time he tried to score a goal like this, but he didn’t expect to score the first time.

"Real Madrid is in the lead. There seems to be no suspense. This game has once again entered the rhythm of Real Madrid. It only lasted five minutes. Lin Yu did a great job!"

"I heard that some reporters are blaming Lin Yu for not sleeping with other team members at night? Do you care? In Lin Yu's state, even if he is given an exception, it is appropriate!" Sergio Durant is a news reporter

, of course he knew what happened not long ago, because some TV station reporters were reporting on the spot. He was very angry. He felt that those reporters were completely slandering Lin Yu, so at this time, he could also vent his anger: "Tell

Me! Does this look like the state of a fallen player? Tell me!"

His voice echoed over the Bernabeu Stadium. It was ironic and sarcastic. The reporters sitting in the media box were a little restless.

Those reporters who had questioned Lin Yu and even published reports to condemn Lin Yu all lowered their heads at this time and did not dare to go to the stadium. They were afraid that Lin Yu would do something outrageous again. That guy always liked to be unconventional.

of.

But this is nothing more than covering one's ears and stealing the bell. It is nothing more than an ostrich sticking its head in the sand. What should happen will still happen.

The scene they least expected to see appeared. Lin Yu took off his shirt and exposed the inner lining. There was a sentence written on his chest and back, but it was in Chinese on the chest and in Spanish on the back.

But the meaning is the same.

"You are all idiots for the reporters who scolded me!"

Yes, even with such simple and crude words, Lin Yu felt that there was no need to beat around the bush. He was not a scholar. He had never even attended junior high school. He was just an uncultured player. Although he later learned many courses on his own,

The brutality and impulsiveness in my heart have not changed.

He feels that living like this is more enjoyable, and this is his attitude towards life.

Shameless?

Rude?

Not a gentleman?

Uncivilized?

You should have known this a long time ago. I am not a gentleman who speaks elegantly. I am not a gentleman who talks about words. Do I deserve to be like that?

"Hahahaha, it's so cool to curse. I also want to curse like this, but it's a pity that I have a work relationship. I can't be as indulgent as Lin Yu!" The commentator from Germany knew this kind of thing best. At this time

At this moment, he smiled very happily: "I thought that after so many years, the 27-year-old Lin Yu would be a father and would be more restrained. I didn't expect that this guy is still so arrogant and does his own way!

Hahaha, it feels so good! It feels so good! I haven’t felt so good in a long time!”

"Okay, you stupid flies! How dare you scold Lin Yu in the future! He said something happened when he went home, so it must be something, but he didn't believe it? He also said he went to a nightclub all night. Today's

The state will definitely be bad, I really want to curse, can you score a goal like that even if the state is not good? And it’s only been five minutes!”

…

The media box has almost become a target of onlookers at this time. This is the Bernabeu Stadium. Basically, the people sitting around the media box are Real Madrid players. At this time, tens of thousands of fans gave the middle finger to the media box.

How can I not make people feel embarrassed by my actions?

Some reporters who had not criticized Lin Yu were cursing secretly, "What the hell is this? He was shot even while lying down. You know that Lin Yu is not easy to mess with, so why bother with him? Even if you want to criticize.

He, we have to wait until after the game is over and confirm that he is not in good condition. What the hell is going on now? What a bad luck!"

Players may be concerned about the Football Association's regulations and cannot give the middle finger casually, but fans don't care about this. Think about it, tens of thousands of fans raised their middle fingers together and then booed together. Even a reporter with good psychological quality would

I was afraid that I wanted to find a hole and crawl in directly.

…

On the sidelines, Getafe's head coach Luis Garcia was helpless. Lin Yu was right that he was targeting the reporters, but his team became a typical example of being shot while lying down.

It only took five minutes, and he actually scored a goal, and it was such a difficult goal. This Lin Yu was simply terrifying.

He even shouted in his heart: "I beg you reporters, please don't provoke Lin Yu before our games in the future? It's just that you are being ridiculed, but you are also causing us to suffer. You are really harming others and yourself.

I don’t know what you are planning.”

Luis Garcia's only good thing is that he didn't make fun of Lin Yu before the game. He originally planned to use Lin Yu's absence at night to stimulate his players in the locker room and tell his players that they don't take you seriously.

What's the matter, I actually went to a nightclub all night.

Fortunately, fortunately he didn't do this later, otherwise I really don't know how to save the situation now.

The players on the Getafe field were relatively calm, and some were even snickering, because what Lin Yu did was too childish, but it made them feel good. Almost all of these players have had problems with the media.

when.

Some people want the media to cover them, but they don't agree, while some people were blacklisted because of a bad performance in a game, and now someone is venting their anger on their behalf. Can they be unhappy?

As for conceding goals, they actually took it lightly. They were playing against Real Madrid, and they were playing at the Santiago Bernabeu. Not conceding a goal? Is that possible?

…

Some reporters who were insulted by fans and Lin Yu began to feel a little hairy. Most of these reporters were reporters who had just debuted. They were not so familiar with this industry and Lin Yu, so they were the most intolerable.

"What a bastard. Lin Yu and Real Madrid fans are both bastards. I'm going to the Spanish Football Association to sue them and ask them to be punished!" a reporter shouted.

"Come on, you're going to sue him? He hasn't sued you for defamation yet. Did you write an article today, saying he didn't abide by the team's discipline?"

"Yes, so what? Don't we always write articles like this?" the reporter said, not knowing why.

"It's okay for others, but not for him. That Lin Yu is a devil. If you dare to go to the Football Association to sue him today, he will make you lose your job tomorrow. You must know that when he was in the Bundesliga, he was not as big as he is now.

The power is already very different and ruined.

Many small newspapers, now he is one of the most influential people in the world. His friends are all over the business and political circles. Even your editor-in-chief may be his fan. Do you really dare to go against him? Don’t say today

If you lose your job, it will probably be difficult to find a job in the future.”

"Just kidding."

"Are you kidding? I want to be joking too. But in fact this is not a joke! Didn't you realize that even UEFA President Platini, who used to make trouble for Lin Yu, has now lowered his attitude a lot, because

Lin Yu's power is too great now. And he's rich, so you can't even afford it."

Speaking of which, what Lin Yu did was done after some consideration. He originally planned to write "Reporters are idiots", but then he thought that there were reporters who supported him, so he couldn't generalize like this, so he finally added the previous sentence.

Attributive, but even so, many reporters at the scene still suffered unreasonable disasters, mainly because they were booed, booed, and given the middle finger by the fans.

…

Lin Yu was still humiliating the reporters on the sidelines, and his teammates ran over to celebrate his goal one by one. Even goalkeeper Casillas ran over.

This scene slapped those reporters who were talking nonsense even more in the face.

Some reporters once said that Lin Yu was a ball tyrant in the locker room. No one was really friendly with him because they were intimidated by his power. This time Lin Yu ignored team discipline and stayed out all night without permission, which will definitely cause some people to be dissatisfied.

Yes, at least the old captain Casillas and the third captain Ramos will definitely step forward.

But unfortunately, they were wrong again. Casillas and Ramos seemed to deliberately dispel this rumor, and even kissed Lin Yu on the face.

The reporters in the press gallery were literally cursing.

"Asshole, it's obvious that you are deliberately trying to make us angry, asshole!"

Lin Yu raised a victory gesture, which meant very clearly, "I'm just angry with you, so what, come and bite me!"

…

After the celebration, the game restarted. The morale of the Real Madrid team was high, and the fans in the stands were also very energetic, while Getafe was a little shrinking.

They originally wanted to draw with Real Madrid in the away game, but they conceded a goal in the first five minutes. They saw Lin Yu's almost crazy state today. Instead of doing things that are unrealistic, they might as well find a way to concede fewer goals.

For the best, even if you lose, you can go back and save your face.

What's more, when a weak team beats a strong team, there's nothing wrong with choosing the bus tactic, and no one will say anything.

If it is a strong team, it may still have to worry about face. Even if it knows that it is losing, it still has to play against Real Madrid. But Getafe has no such worries. No one is optimistic about it before the game anyway.

If they lose, let's just lose. It's no big deal.

Luis Garcia's thoughts on the sidelines were a little far away. He was wondering where Lin Yu had gone if he didn't go to the hotel at night.

Now it doesn't look like I went to a nightclub. No matter how good a person's physical strength is, going to a nightclub all night will definitely affect his condition.

Damn reporters, they are fucking misleading. Maybe Lin Yu is secretly studying how to score a goal today at home.

…

Of course Lin Yu will not be affected, but it is because of "Brother Qiang", otherwise Luis Garcia is right. After being tossed around all night, today's game will definitely hurt my back.

Otherwise, it can be said that Lin Yu had foresight and quickly thought of a solution after that incident. Otherwise, he would definitely not be able to explain what happened today.

Alas, having a wife who is like a wolf in bed can be scary sometimes.

In order to show that he has no problem at all, Lin Yu must score another goal. How can one goal be enough? If he only scores one goal, those bastard reporters will definitely have something to say.

At least he has to score twice!

No, a hat trick will do!

Sorry Getafe, originally, I would have been satisfied if I scored one goal. I would not be interested in dealing with a team like yours that has no fighting spirit, but today is different. In order to completely shut up those reporters, I

I can only take action on you.

"If you don't succeed, you will become a reporter!"

Lin Yu hates reporters the most in his life. The fact that he can say this shows how courageous he is. It is a pity for Getafe. Originally, the tactics were quite good and the defense was not bad, but he just wanted to lose a few less.

It was just a ball, but he happened to encounter such a crazy Lin Yu. Now it is estimated that the game cannot be ended without conceding more than three goals. (To be continued...)