Azeroth Shadow Trail
Chapter 1125 221. Demigods Who Are Afraid Of Firecrackers Are The Most Disrespected -- Monthly Ticke
Chapter 1125 221. Demigods who are afraid of firecrackers are the most scorned——Monthly ticket plus update [1720]
"Hey, have you heard? The Emerald Queen just appeared from a dream with a human being, and it's still a man!"
"No way? Aren't awakened people only like elves? I've heard people say that the Queen of Dreamland has a deep fascination with the Kaldorei's elegance. Humans, tsk, why are humans loved by awakened people?"
"Uh, maybe out of curiosity?"
"Shhhhhhh, stop talking, look, isn't that the man who appeared with His Majesty the Awakened? Look at his golden hair, which is quite nice, and we Kaldorei don't have that bright hair color.
Looking closely at his face, he was quite handsome, no wonder he was favored by Queen Ysera. "
"Yes, yes, he has the qualifications of a little milk dog."
Although the discussions of these two low-level druids were already very quiet, for Bu Laike who passed by here, he could still clearly hear the intentionally lowered voices of these two guys.
This made him lament that his reputation was harmed, and at the same time, he also thought about another question. Well, there are so many romantic rumors about Ysera, it seems that it is not only the malice of the satyrs.
These druids who always go back and forth between dreams and reality, and who have a close relationship with the Green Dragon Army are also very suspicious.
Think about it too.
Although practicing natural power, no one stipulates that these practitioners of nature cannot be gossips at the same time. After all, everyone has the heart of gossip.
"Well, I knew that my handsome appearance would get me into trouble sooner or later."
Bu Laike was walking by the Luna Lake, stroking his cheek with a melancholy expression, and said to Xalatas:
"I shouldn't have appeared with Ysera just now, there will always be such troubles if I get too close to the Gossip Queen, but I am obviously clean and self-conscious, and I have never touched a finger of the Emerald Queen.
Look at these silly and vicious rumors, it has greatly damaged my reputation! Maybe I should grab them and beat them up? "
"Hello, little master."
Xalatas said contemptuously:
"When you said that your reputation was murdered, can you restrain the hateful smile on your face? You have obviously been laughing all the time and never stopped.
You obviously take this rumor as a compliment, okay?
You think it's your honor to have an affair with Queen Ysera, you men are really hopeless. "
"Oh, you're always so straightforward, always so sharp."
Bu Laike waved his hand and jumped on the boat to the center of Luna Lake. He said to Xal'atath:
"But I am indeed a victim of the astonishing charm of the Awakened One. I am not talking nonsense. Someone will tease me about this in the future, or when I am chased and killed by the consorts of the Green Dragon Queen in jealousy , you must testify to me.
There is nothing between me and the Awakened. "
"whispering sound"
The Void Essence made a disdainful onomatopoeia.
She really didn't want to continue discussing this issue with the stinky pirate that made him proud.
Standing on the boat heading for the center of Luna Lake, the stinky pirate with his hips akimbo complacently looked at the lakeside of Stormrage Beast's Den that was gradually going away.
Near the big beast den that he had just visited once, there is also a super-sized moon well. If you look carefully over there, it is not difficult to find that there are the ruins of an elf empire building.
In other words, during the period of the Elven Empire, Moonglade was also a place where the highborne lived, and it might be the beloved place of Queen Azshara.
These druids are also not particular. They occupied the queen's land and dug a big hole and then began to bury their heads in a deep sleep. They don't know if they have paid the land use fee?
The pirates complained like this.
He was considering whether he should drop by the large moon well to pray to Ms. Elune after he finished his work in Moonglade.
After all, this was the first time he had actually seen a complete and functioning Moon Well, and he was very interested in this magical building that could carry the power of the Moon God.
As a reserve member of the Moon God, maybe he should also learn the craft of building moon wells, and build a few more in his pirate territory to express his respect for the Moon God?
"The temperature of the lake water has risen to almost boiling, and several caves near the lake are also emitting hot bubbles. It seems that the seal of the Nian beast is about to be released."
Xal'atath said to the thinking Bu Laike:
"That big dog is very fierce, in the good times when I was still making waves in the troll empire, every time it appeared, it would bring terrible casualties to the trolls.
Every year as the elemental tides ebb and flow, the vicious two-headed dog of fire and tide becomes a nightmare for trolls.
However, when I woke up again from the deep sleep of the shadow of history, the Nian Beast was inexplicably sealed by the druids, and I couldn't find any news about it.
I have been wondering, what secret method did the Kaldorei druids use to seal the Nian beast?
Do you know these secrets? little Master. "
"Remove the '?', thanks."
Bu Laike sat on the automatic forward boat, looked at the lake center island that was getting closer and closer in front of him, he snorted and said:
"I know all these stories well, and I can tell you that when the two-headed vicious dog that scared the crap out of the trolls was tamed by the elves, it didn't even cause any damage to the Kaldorei city.
It is said that the skill of sealing and taming the Nian beast was also taught by my supreme Lord Elune himself.
She told her believers about the fatal weakness of that big dog through the oracle. You may not believe it. As a very powerful loa god among the demigods of nature, Nian Beast has a character that can make people laugh out loud. weakness.
It has always concealed its weaknesses very well.
It's a pity that the poor Nian Beast can only end up being sealed when the Moon God personally shows up to cheat the elves. Don't worry about asking, I'll show you in person later. "
The stinky pirate with a nasty smile got up, left the boat suspended on the nearly boiling lake, and landed precisely on the center island of Luna Lake, which was filled with mist, after flashing twice.
The Moon Claw Archdruid and his companions are maintaining a huge sealing ceremony with the Luna Lake as the carrier, with the help of the underground magic net and the breath of the forest.
It's like a small demiplane that was suppressed and hidden opened a crack on the island in the middle of the lake. Through the crack, you can see the tumbling flames and the sound of the tide beating on the opposite side.
"The Nian Beast has been awakened."
Archdruid Moonpaw, leaning on his Staff of Natural Wrath, said to Bo Laike:
"You can go in with the Eagle Spear to seek blessings, and we have prepared the things you need to suppress Nian Beast."
He pointed to his feet.
There stood a large backpack full of curious gadgets made from dried bamboo.
Laike picked up one of them and looked at it before his eyes.
Unidentified moon god runes are engraved outside the exquisite bamboo tube, making it look like some kind of precious magic weapon, but there are also twisters made of matchlock connected to the bamboo tube.
Put it under your nostrils and sniff it, you can smell the faint smell of dwarven gunpowder.
The hints given on the character cards are also in line with the pirate's memory:
Name: [Nian Beast Buster] Brand Luna Firecrackers
Quality: normal
use:
Ignite firecrackers and throw them at Nian Beast to apply [Intimidation] effect to it; or ignite them during festivals to apply [Emotional Joy] effect to everyone around.
Item description:
Don't be fooled by the moon god rune on its surface, it's just a means used by the moon priests to pretend to be a ghost. A dwarf can make a box of this thing in an afternoon without getting drunk.
"cool."
The pirate picked up the backpack full of firecrackers, took out the head of the wolf and grabbed it in his hand, moved his body, and gestured an OK gesture to the druids beside him.
He took a step forward and sent himself into the seal of Nian Beast.
As soon as he stepped into this dark place, there was a low-pitched beast roar coming from his face.
A wild force belonging to the wild nature reverberates here and oppresses Bu Laike's body, making the character stuck in an instant with several negative effects that weaken the combat power.
Under the gaze of the pirates, many blood-red eyes lit up in the huge darkness in front of them, and amidst the roars one after another, there were low and violent vibrations.
As a hunter, he could easily feel that there was a whole herd of beasts in the space in front of him, and those were the offspring of the Spirit Year Beast of the Wilderness.
They have exaggeratedly huge bodies, with an exaggerated weight that is so heavy that the ground shakes when they walk, each has two ferocious wolf heads, and white magma is spread all over the back of the body.
Possessing terrifying claws and teeth and breath with dual attributes of water and fire, because they inherited the weak divine power of the demigods of the wilderness, these guys have super lethal power that ordinary beasts do not have.
In the darkness where the flames rolled and brought light, Bu Laike grabbed a handful of firecrackers from the backpack on his back, a purple flame sprang up in the other hand, and casually threw a scout forward, and soon there was a message back:
Name: Son of the Year Beast
Race: Lava dog [exotic beasts and cubs]
"They're coming!"
Xal'atath screamed in the pirate's ear:
"Be careful, there are at least fifteen heads!"
"I'm not afraid of one hundred and fifty. These guys with fatal weaknesses are the most despised."
The stinky pirate laughed loudly, lit the firecrackers in his hand with flames, and flung them forward like a goddess scattering flowers. Those Luna firecrackers hit the ground, burning with a faint smell of gunpowder.
And when Bo Laike reached out to cover his ears, there was a deafening explosion of bang bang bang.
The pack of lava dogs rushing towards Bu Laike in front of them is like seeing traffic at a red light and slamming on the brakes.
In the constant sound of firecracker explosions, they screamed and screamed, as if seeing a natural enemy, howled and retreated into the darkness.
They hid in their own dens, neighing in fear one after another, not daring to come to provoke Laike again.
This scene left Xalatas dumbfounded.
The Void Essence shouted:
"No way! They are actually afraid of this child's toy? Even if the firecracker hits them, it won't hurt them. They are the children of demigods!
As for being so cowardly?
What is the principle of this? "
"Don't ask me, I don't know either."
Bu Laike took out more firecrackers from his backpack, and with a nasty smile, he lit the firecrackers in his hand while walking in the depths of Nian Beast Seal, and threw them into the howling darkness all around.
Those banging sounds mixed with the smell of gunpowder smoke around them made the pirates enjoy themselves.
He threw the firecrackers into the lair of the sons of the Nian Beast viciously, and replied:
"No one knows why a demigod as powerful as Nian Beast is afraid of the sound of firecrackers, but it is afraid of this, and there is no way to explain it.
In fact, the method of using firecrackers to expel Nian beasts was not invented by elves.
As far as I know, the panda people of Pandaria have been using this method to drive away the Nian beasts for a long time.
This almost immortal guy roamed around in the endless sea, eating wherever he went, and became the nightmare of trolls, but he didn't dare to approach the foggy continent.
Probably knowing that those bad guys will scare it with firecrackers.
After Elune told the secret to the elf priests, they set a trap, and when the Nian appeared in Moonglade, planning to do some damage, the poor one was stunned by the exploding firecrackers.
Honestly, he was sealed under this lake by the druids.
But the druids are not to torture it, more to protect it.
Once its shameful weakness of being afraid of firecrackers is known, it is inevitable that some bad-hearted bastards will take advantage of this to hunt and kill it.
Its weakness is so obvious, as long as there is enough preparation in advance, even stupid wild boars can kill it. "
Bu Laike coughed, took out a large plate of red firecrackers with nine hundred and ninety-nine rings from his rucksack, and waved them towards the darkness in front of him like a demonstration in his hands.
In the darkness, there was a huge figure lying on the ground trembling.
Seeing the "horrible thing" in the pirate's hand, Nian Beast himself howled a few times. Although it was an angry roar, it was not difficult to hear the fear and desolation in the roar.
It's like a poor dog frightened by firecrackers.
It's also thanks to the fact that the lava dogs don't have tails, otherwise the white dogs would have whimpered with their tails between their legs.
This terrible form was in stark contrast to the bright "half-god" logo in the Nian Beast's message in Bu Laike's eyes. The contrast was so sharp that the well-informed Xalatas was speechless for a while.
"Those great demons who were bitten to death by the Nian Beast in the Battle of the Ancients, if they knew that they could be frightened by just using firecrackers, they would all jump out of their graves and shout about injustice."
Void Essence complained:
"It's not even afraid of the legendary magic of burning demons, why is it afraid of firecrackers? It doesn't make sense at all!"
"I've said it all, this world is amazing."
The pirate took out the Wolf's Edge from his hand and stuck it on the ground in front of Nian Beast, and waved the firecracker in his hand as a threat to the displeased demigod.
The demigod Nian, who dared not speak out, sobbed and raised its huge head, and re-applied its blessings on this hunting artifact with a gesture of breathing.
It now only hopes to get rid of the crumb pirate who threatened it with firecrackers.
The violent sound of those explosions always reminded him of the horrible scene when he was running around in his mother's greenhouse as a child and was almost killed by the explosion in the laboratory of the villain Mimiron.
Although it knows that small firecrackers can't hurt it.
But it is afraid of the voice engraved in the soul, perhaps because of this it has not been able to win the favor of its mother, and has missed the opportunity to become a real demigod of the wilderness, right?
Alas, who isn't a poor dog with a complicated past and a heart full of disappointment and sadness?
Go away, you stinky pirate!
Don't bother me reminiscing about the good old days.
Boo Laike is also planning to leave.
He grabbed the scorching wolf's edge and waved the more powerful hunting artifact with satisfaction, but just as he turned around, Xalatath suddenly said:
"There's something in that big dog's nest! It's a treasure with the aura of the moon god. I won't remember this aura! I was almost killed by her before. It's there!
Little master, hurry up and get the baby! "
(end of this chapter)
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