Azathoth's different dimension chat group

On the endless grassland, a green portal appeared out of thin air, and a tall, thin old man with blue hair and slightly balding walked out of it. He was drinking from a bottle of wine in his hand.

Rick lazily said to the portal behind him: "Morty, Summer, you two little brats come in quickly, there's no danger."

Three seconds later, there was still no response from the portal behind him.

Rick rolled his eyes helplessly, put the wine bottle in his pocket, then took the teleport gun in his hand and opened another identical teleport gate toward the sky. At the same time, the teleport gate behind him also disappeared in an instant.

The moment the portal opened, two siblings and some strange-looking cosplay costumes fell out.

"Rick! We're changing clothes!"

Xia Mo had just finished changing into a black tight suit that looked like a gangster, while Morty was just about to put on a cape made of linen.

"Ha!" Rick sneered, "This is not the Middle Ages, so what's the point of dressing like this? What's more, people in the Middle Ages didn't know how to tie ponytails or cut their hair short."

Morty said: "Rick! This is the first time we have traveled to a world that is not our parallel universe! There has to be some sense of ritual, right?"

"Yes!" Xia Mo echoed Morty's words, "My cosplay suit is the best way to show off my figure! I will definitely be the most handsome kid on the street in the town!"

"Hey! Can changing clothes really achieve your sad 'sense of ritual'?" Rick complained mercilessly, "You are just doing it to satisfy your vanity! Clothes cannot change your essence! You guys

I’m just looking for the mystery and freshness of decoration that clothing brings to you!”

Xia Mo waved her hand, "Grandpa! You are really disappointing. Isn't life just to satisfy vanity? Who doesn't pursue the approval of others' eyes and words!"

"Ha! Yes, I admit that humans do live just for vanity, but you should take life more seriously...get down quickly!"

Rick suddenly knocked them both down, and a black shadow flew over their heads, taking away a strand of Xia Mo's hair.

"WTF!!!"

"Shet! What is it!"

The three of them breathed out the fragrance one after another and looked at the black shadow over there.

It was an unknown creature, its whole body covered with a layer of black material, which looked particularly obvious in the sunlight, and it was still trembling, as if it was afraid of some indescribable and unknown existence.

Morty and Summer were about to step forward to check, but were stopped by Rick.

"Don't move!" Rick stopped the two siblings who were planning to commit suicide. "This thing is a bit strange! Let me take a look..."

As he spoke, Rick took out a remote-controlled robot from his backpack and remotely controlled it towards the strange creature over there.

"Hi~ka!"

As a result, Rick's robot was instantly scrapped just as it was about one meter away from the strange creature.

The robot was disconnected from its waist, and it seemed that it was killed by a sharp claw with an extremely fast movement. There were still some strange blackened residues on the robot, which was probably accidentally rubbed on by the strange creature.

"Hmm..." Rick narrowed his eyes, "What an interesting 'little thing'."

"Uh...Rick/Grandpa!"

Morty and Xia Mo took a step back with frightened expressions on their faces.

"That thing...it moved!"

Rick looked a little surprised, and he quickly looked up at the strange creature.

The creature stood up, and its already tall figure looked even taller under the light of the setting sun. In its twisted and terrifying face, a round, blood-red eyeball glowed red and stared at the three grandfathers and grandsons in front of them.

——It's dusk! It's dark!

The hunter in the dark night no longer has any restraints at this moment, it is about to let go and kill!

"Roar~"

A low roar slowly emerged from the terrifying mouth. Along with the sun that kept setting and the night that slowly rose, this vampire servant said a few words in his hoarse voice:

"The mission...cannot...be brought back alive...for research..."

It was an unknown language, but fortunately, Morty spent some points before buying himself a potion that could translate various languages, so he understood it.

"Shet! Rick! This monster wants to kill us!" Morty, who was originally timid and cowardly, suddenly exploded. "Hurry up and open the portal! I have to wait for the group leader! If the group leader is here, there will be one.

Find a way to deal with this guy..."

"Mom Fuck! Morty! Don't mention the group leader in front of me! I didn't leave this group just because I need the resources of this group! The adventure must be hosted by me! 'Work' is just an unnecessary thing!"

Rick was naturally not idle as he spoke. The guy in front of him could tell at a glance that he was not a good person. If he could solve it as soon as possible, he would solve it! What if there are any accomplices secretly watching...

Rick shook his head quickly.

He has rarely encountered such unpredictable things. After becoming the smartest person in his universe, he has never experienced this feeling of powerlessness again!

Everything is unpredictable! Nothing is under his control! Everything is unknown!

Rick felt a deep sense of powerlessness - he was too insignificant! He was not yet a god!

"Put it on!"

Rick took out three spherical mechanical objects from his bag and threw two of them to the stunned Summer and the scared Morty.

The moment the mechanical object touched their skin, it transformed into a set of extremely gorgeous and cool nano-suits. The inconspicuous patterns on it were obviously the abbreviations of Rick and Morty's names.

Almost in an instant, the vampire servant who had been standing silently finally moved!

"Well... not... unexpected..."

Before Morty understood what this guy meant, his arms unconsciously made movements to resist the attack.

"Boom!"

There was a collision sound, and Xia Mo directly beat the vampire servant who rushed towards his brother back ten meters away!

"Wow! Grandpa! What is the name of this suit you designed? It can actually increase my strength to such a great extent!"

Xia Mo looked at her fist and couldn't help but wave it.

"Whoosh!"

A light blade popped out from this relatively thin-looking nanosuit.

"Yo~ cool!"

Just when Xia Mo was admiring the light blade, Rick and Morty, who were being targeted by the vampire servants, couldn't help but turned to Xia Mo and shouted: "Xia Mo! Stop being in a daze over there! Come and help!"

"Ah? Oh! It's coming!"

Only then did Xia Mo realize that they were dealing with a dangerous-looking monster, so she hurried over to help the two of them.

Countless lightsaber shadows passed between them on the battlefield, taking away a few drops of black blood and some minced meat.

There was already a silent tacit understanding between Rick and Morty. The terrifying vampire servant in front of them could no longer actually threaten them. At most, it would cause psychological discomfort.

Coupled with Xia Mo's finishing blow, this vampire servant was already at the end of his strength.

"Master...failed...you...I can only apologize by committing suicide!"

The vague words became so clear at the last moment. Morty really couldn't understand the guy in front of him who had committed suicide. Why did he choose to commit suicide? Was it because he failed?

"Because he knows what kind of consequences he will face if he fails - it may be a punishment more terrible than death! I have long seen this kind of situation in the universe."

Rick seemed to sense Morty's confusion, so he explained to Morty.

"But, but..."

Moti seemed a little confused, but was interrupted by Xia Mo's voice.

"Uh... everyone, is it my imagination or are there really a large group of guys just like the creature flying over there?"

Rick and Morty looked together and saw a mass of darkness rushing toward them like a pitch-black tide, with countless red lights staring at them.

Rick: "...Fake!"

At this moment, Rick is ready to launch the "Phoenix (Phoenix) Project" that he has planned for a long time, but he just doesn't know if he can reconnect in another dimension...

"Ah! Never mind! Anyway, I can't stand this painful life anymore!"

Rick suddenly held his head and shouted, then pressed a button on his suit. Morty and Summer were immediately teleported back to the world they originally lived in, along with a tube containing Rick's blood.

syringe.

——He always has a backup plan, because he also has a daughter, grandson, and granddaughter that he loves.

No matter what, he has to face these guys alone who may have been caused by him.

Rick may be an extremely irresponsible guy, but he still wants to fulfill some of his obsessions - there is no god! There are only mortals who strive to become gods!

Looking at everything in front of him, Rick was ready to die here.

These monsters in front of him will eventually become a stepping stone for him to become a "god" in the sense of all the world!

As the "wave" approached, two lightsabers emerged from Rick's hands and shouted:

"What the hell!!!"

…

When the last vampire servant was pierced through the heart by the lightsaber, Rick finally fell down from exhaustion.

He has used up all his weapons and all the medicines he brought with him.

Now he only has his strong willpower to support him standing here.

"Ha..." Rick took out a bottle of wine from the pocket of the suit. After drinking it in one breath, he said something incomprehensible to the surroundings, "Come out, all your servants have been killed."

I killed it!"

"When did you guess it?"

In the shadow of the morning light, a tall, thin man with pale skin walked slowly up to Rick with a hoarse voice.

Rick said disdainfully: "From the beginning..."

"The clumsy villain leader's tricks are all leftover from other people's tricks. They are really nothing new!"

The vampire smiled: "Oh? So what do you think is new?"

"Is that so?"

He grabbed the flying missile with his bare hands, squeezed it casually and then dismantled it, turning it into a pile of scrap metal. It was completely scrapped before it could even be remotely controlled to explode.

"With all due respect - this sneak attack method is quite clumsy. Even if you can give me something unexpected, I can bring you to our Lord completely..."

"boom!!!"

Before the vampire finished speaking, an explosion suddenly occurred in his neck!

Against the background of the fire, a smile appeared on the corner of Rick's mouth. He raised the bottle high and turned his back to the smoke and dust generated by the explosion and said:

"Here's to the 'unexpected novelty'."