Alien Bar: Picked up a wizard girl

"Has there ever been a greasy, middle-aged fat guy here?"

The fat woman in a black skirt walked to the bar and looked at the high chair in front of the bar. The small high chair might not be able to hold her butt. So she didn't sit down and stood outside to ask.

Lin Ge was surprised when he saw her appearance and dress. She also came from a modern city?

Could the fat man she was talking about be Uncle He?

Wait, her voice sounds so familiar...

He thought of the phone call Uncle He received before leaving yesterday. The voice on the phone was very similar to the woman in front of him.

Then the identity of the woman in front of me can basically be determined.

"A plump guest came, but he has already left."

"Gone? Where?"

"Who is this guest?" Lin Ge confirmed.

"Huh, I'm his wife."

really.

Ringer was a little hesitant to tell the woman the truth.

If she knew about her uncle's past, it would be okay to tell her.

But if she is just an ordinary person and doesn't know about the existence of another world, then even if I tell her, she will think that I am talking nonsense.

So Ringer chose to hide it and said he didn't know.

"Huh, it doesn't matter if you don't tell me. I'll wait for him here and go home at midnight every night. I want to see what he's doing."

The woman seemed to have seen through Ringer's lie. After giving him a faint glance, she sat on the sofa where Lanya had slept, took out her phone and started reading.

The black phone was as small as a toy in the woman's fat palm.

"Would you like a drink?"

The woman was looking at her phone when a soft, sweet voice suddenly sounded in her ear.

She raised her head and glanced at the girl in front of her.

It was the waitress with thin arms and legs in the store. She was holding a menu in her hand and her tone was quite cautious.

“Do you still employ child labor in your store?”

Lanya was stunned for a moment, then blushed.

"I'm an adult."

"Haha, little sister, you are so cute." When the woman laughed, the flesh on her face trembled.

She took the menu, opened a page at random, glanced at it, and pointed to the upper left corner.

"Give me a drink of this."

Lanya took back the menu and ran back to the bar.

"Linge, a cup of 'strange bedmate'."

Lin Ge nodded and asked Elise to prepare the required materials.

3/4 ounce aged rum, 1/4 ounce golden rum, 1 ounce coconut cream, 0.5 ounce cocoa cream, 1.5 ounce pineapple juice, 1 ounce non-Nate Blanca.

Fenet Blanca is produced in Italy. It is a bitter wine blended from a variety of herbs and rhizomes. It is known as the king of bitters.

Its bitter taste is just right to offset the sweetness of the cream in this cup.

Ringer picked up the mixing pot after a long time. From an angle that Mrs. He could not see, he used ice magic to condense a piece of pebble-shaped ice at the bar. A few larger pieces were put into the pot, and the rest of the thin ice fell into the prepared

In a large glass.

Then start shaking the shaker, and after more than ten seconds, pour the light brown wine into a wine glass filled with more than half a cup of pebble ice.

He gently stirred the glass twice with a bar spoon so that the ice and wine in the glass were evenly mixed together, making it look full.

Finally, put two pieces of green mint on top for decoration, and this "strange bedmate" is complete.

He put the mixed wine on the plate and asked Lanya to carry it to the guests. Then he threw the used mixing bottle to Elise and asked her to clean it carefully.

Lanya came to Mrs. He with a wine tray.

"Guest, your wine."

Mrs. He picked up the wine glass and took a sip. She drank one third of it in one sip.

"No wonder that damn guy goes here every day. It tastes really good."

Mrs. He put the wine glass back on the plate held by Lanya, took out a delicate pink handkerchief, wiped her mouth and said.

Lin Ge took the opportunity to ask: "Does Madam know Mr. He?"

Mrs. He put down her handkerchief and glanced at Ringer.

"Humph, no one knows him better than me, including him himself. I know exactly what that damn ghost is thinking in his head."

"So...you know everything about Mr. He?"

"Baby face, just say what you want to say, don't make any insinuations." Mrs. He looked directly at Ringer, with a sharp light shining in her eyes that were squeezed into slits by fat.

Ringer has been able to determine that Mrs. He is a very strong woman, and this kind of person is also very receptive, so he plans to tell the truth.

It's not a shady matter in the first place, so there's no need to do it secretly.

"Actually, Mr. He... went to another world."

Mrs. He almost spat out the wine in her mouth. The thought that instantly came to her mind was, could this be that kind of black shop? They drugged the wine to stun the customers, and then cut off the customers' waists and other organs for sale...

But what the pretty bartender said next dispelled her doubts, but what he said was even more outrageous than her guess.

There may be many dark bars in the world where customers are cut off, but this is the first time she has heard of a bar that leads to another world.

No wonder the damn ghost's face was glowing red when he came home in the past few nights, as if he had a second spring. She thought he had taken the courage of a leopard and dared to look for women outside.

How could she, the person beside her, not understand her husband's concerns?

She knew that he regretted the decision he had made and was tired of the life here. This tiredness accumulated year by year and was about to crush him.

Once when he was drunk, he lay on the floor at home and huddled around, saying that he felt like a wild boar wallowing in the mud, but he didn't want to be a wild boar, he wanted to be a hero who saves the world.

At that time, she slapped him, poked his beer belly and said, "Wake up, no hero looks like you, you are already a greasy uncle."

He cried very sadly in her arms that night, but since that time, his mood has obviously become much more stable.

If he continues to immerse himself in the past that he can't go back to, he will drive himself crazy sooner or later.

"Madam, do you believe what I said?" Lin Ge couldn't help but ask when he saw her solemn expression.

Mrs. He nodded and sighed slightly.

"Of course, because I am from another world."

Lin Ge showed an unexpected expression.

"Madam, you..."

"I used to be a holy saint of the most powerful sect in the world. I was still very thin at that time," Mrs. He glanced at Elise, Diluco, and Lanya in the store in turn. "When I was young,

, these chicks in your store combined are not half as beautiful as me."

"However, ever since I returned to the present world with that damn ghost, my holy power has gradually dissipated, and my figure has become uncontrollably out of shape. After giving birth to the child, my weight has completely lost control, and I have become what I am now."

Mrs. He sighed, looking very disappointed.

"Isn't exercise useful?"

"No matter how much I exercise, I can't stop the fat from growing on my body. Exercise will only make me stronger. Do I want to be a sumo wrestler?"

This is caused by the world here’s rejection of me, a foreigner, and ordinary weight loss methods are useless.”

Mrs. He picked up the wine glass and drank the rest of the wine in one gulp.