After wearing the book, I became a little villain fan

Chapter 201: Shit without paper and wash with water

Author: Not Jiang Jiang

Chapter 201: Shit without paper and wash with water

"Surprise!"

There were scattered colorful ribbons falling from the top of the head.

Cheerful music played, accompanied by overflowing laughter.

Yan Zhi, who had always been calm and calm, was rarely a little startled.

"Happy birthday to you~"

A sweet and soft voice sang from behind, and Tao Tao, Fan Xiaoyu, and Cheng Zifan in front spoke in agreement.

Yan Zhi turned around suddenly.

The woman with a soft face walked forward holding a cake, and the pretty little girl next to her was smiling like a flower, clapping her hands and humming a birthday song.

Uncle Lin and Aunt Miao, who was holding Lele, followed behind them.

Yan Zhi suddenly remembered that today seems to be his birthday.

This day has already been forgotten by him.

When was the last time?

I remember that Zhou Hui cooked a bowl of simple longevity noodles for him, but was kicked over and humiliated with vicious words.

【Want to eat longevity noodles? Go and lick it! Like a dog, lick it on the ground!】

【Your birth is a disaster, how can you celebrate your birthday with shame?】

【You don’t deserve it!】

【You should die!】

The recalled memories stirred up evil waves in my mind.

Yan Zhi unconsciously clenched his fists and fell into countless intertwined scenes.

"Yan Zhi, hurry up and make a wish!"

A squeamish urging penetrated my ears.

Delicate yet powerful, she rescued him from the violent storm.

The little girl's eyes were bright and full of anticipation.

Zhou Hui held the cake and raised her lips with a faint smile. In addition to expectation, there was also encouragement in her eyes.

Lin Shu and Aunt Miao stood aside.

The little guy who was originally in Aunt Miao's arms struggled to get off the ground, ran to Yan Zhi's side, giggled, jumped up and down, clapped his hands and cheered, "Make a wish, make a wish! Pigeon, make a wish!"

Fan Xiaoyu is impatient, "Yan Zhi, hurry up, it's only once a year!"

Cheng Zifan scolded him, "It's only once a year that you have to think carefully about your wishes!"

Tao Tao agreed, "That's right, Marshal Yan is the birthday boy. Why are you so anxious? I won't let Marshal Yan give you the cake soon!"

A few people were noisy.

But without exception, they all had expectations on their faces.

expect.

He can also be expected.

Yan Zhi's heart contracted for a while, and then a steady stream of burning intent expanded in his chest and spread to his limbs.

Under their burning gazes, the young man slowly put his hands together, closed his eyes, and made a wish for his eighteenth birthday.

He doesn't believe in God, but he can rely on himself.

The wish will definitely come true.

The candles were blown out, and the brothers cheered.

Lele couldn't wait to take her gift and presented it to Yan Zhi, "Gege, these are the paintings I sent to Gege! Happy birthday to Gege!"

The childish graffiti was not very good, but the coldness between the young man's brows eased for a moment, and he raised his hand and patted his little head gently.

"I like it very much, thank you."

The little guy narrowed his eyes with joy, turned around and grabbed Jiang Yao, "Sister, I have a gift too!"

Jiang Yao promptly took out the gift she had prepared and handed it to him. She arched her eyebrows and said, "Happy birthday, Yan Zhi."

Others also took out their own gifts.

"Yaoyao just told us today that she bought the gift in a hurry during her lunch break. If you don't like it, don't be dissatisfied with it!" Tao Tao joked.

Jiang Yao felt a little guilty when she heard this.

In fact, she had been struggling with whether to call them or not, because Yan Zhi himself was not a person who liked excitement.

But in the end she still shouted.

She wanted Yan Zhi to receive more blessings.

So she told Tao Tao, and Tao Tao told Fan Xiaoyu and Cheng Zifan. The two agreed happily and were very careful when choosing gifts.

Yan Zhi shook his head, "Thank you, no."

His eyes were fixed on the exquisitely packaged sapphire blue velvet gift box.

What will the little girl give him?

Fan Xiaoyu raised his eyebrows confidently, "You will definitely like the one I chose. It's a good one!"

Cheng Zifan said disgustedly, "I guess only you will like that stuff."

Fan Xiaoyu was immediately furious, "Cheng Siyan, you kid don't believe in light!"

Cheng Zifan, "Look at which Ultraman wears a pink maid outfit? Who doesn't believe in light?"

"Macho men should wear pink, you thin dog, I won't tell you!" Fan Xiaoyu snorted coldly and said, "Yan Zhi must like it, right?"

Yan Zhi's face was expressionless, "..."

Cheng Zifan said with a smile, "Next time I give you a pair of Barbie pink underwear/pants, whoever doesn't wear them will be a grandson!"

This time it was Fan Xiaoyu's turn to choke.

"Hahahahahahaha."

Jiang Yao and Tao Tao had a hard time holding back their laughter, but in the end they couldn't hold it back any longer and burst out laughing.

Hey, Sister Gege is talking about Senmo?

Lele had never seen Ultraman and looked confused.

At this time, Zhou Hui came in from outside the door, "The food is hot, the children will go over to eat first, and the cake will be eaten later."

A group of people had a lively meal.

Several adults went to the yard to chat. They were afraid that they would feel uncomfortable, so they left the space to them.

As the birthday boy, Yan Zhi distributed the cakes to everyone one by one.

The boy's hands are very beautiful.

Slender, with joints like bamboo, and under the fair and thin skin, the meridians are like rising mountains and rivers.

An ordinary act like cutting a cake becomes a feast for the eyes.

Jiang Yao stared at it without blinking, from her hands to her face, completely lost.

It wasn't until Tao Tao waved his hand in front of his eyes that he came back to his senses.

"Ouch, I haven't seen enough every day!"

Faced with her teasing, Miss Jiang could no longer change her expression and said with a smile, "How can I have the opportunity to see the cakes made by Aunt Zhou every day? Let's agree in advance that you are not allowed to play with them for a while."

Tao Tao covered her mouth and smiled, not wanting to expose it.

Fan Xiaoyu was still a little disappointed, "Ah? I'm planning to kill a certain grandson!"

Cheng Zifan rolled his eyes politely, "Fool your sister!"

"If you dare to touch me, I'll tell you about the time you pooped during a spring outing in fifth grade without paper and water to wash your butt!"

Fan Xiaoyu, "..."

Thank you, you have said it!

The expression on Tao Tao's face was a little hard to explain, "So this is the reason why you told the teacher that time you were crying and crying to go back, but you still wouldn't let anyone touch you?"

The three of them have been in the same class since childhood, so Tao Tao also has a little impression of them.

Fan Xiaoyu suddenly felt ashamed, annoyed and panicked, and said loudly, "You know, people have three urgent needs! Besides, I washed my hands three times that day!"

Jiang Yao, "..."

Tao Tao, "..."

Cheng Zifan, "..."

Yan Zhi said expressionlessly, "Stop talking."

Jiang Yao agreed with her face, "I want to eat cake later, so don't talk about such delicious things."

Fan Xiaoyu felt ashamed for a moment, then returned to normal and loudly accused Cheng Zifan.

"That's right, it's all your fault!"

Cheng Zifan, "..."

As expected, this man is shameless and invincible.

Yan Zhi had already divided all the cakes. He handed them to Jiang Yao first and said to the others, "Take it yourself. I'll give it to Uncle Lin and the others."

Jiang Yao handed it to Lele, who had bright eyes and was about to drool, but still sat obediently.

"Lele eats first."

"Aww, thank you sister!"

Jiang Yao touched his head and stood up, "There are three copies. I'll get one for you. You guys can have some fun."

By the time they came back, the topic had changed.

Fan Xiaoyu was dancing and speaking, "I want to join the army and be the most handsome special forces soldier!"

Lele looked admiringly at the side, "Gegege is so annoying!"

Fan Xiaoyu felt proud and started to fill the glasses with the little guy.

"Come on, you're so stupid." Cheng Zifan couldn't stand it anymore and sneered.

"Cheng Siyan, what do you mean!"

The two of them went back and forth and started a new round of verbal battle.

Tao Tao was too lazy to pay attention to them and asked Jiang Yao curiously, "Yao Yao, what major do you want to study in the future? One of them wants to study law and the other wants to be a soldier."

Jiang Yao thought for a moment and shook her head honestly, "I don't know, I don't have a favorite major."

She didn't like the foreign languages ​​she learned in her previous life.

I just happen to have some talent for languages, so it’s not difficult to learn them, so I’m willing to give them a try.

Since she had been lacking everything since she was a child and had low ambition, she rarely had any aspirations, and Yan Zhi was her first.

Yan Zhi in the original article did not go to college, and she wanted to know what major he would study.

Thinking of this, Jiang Yao turned her head.

(End of chapter)