Reboot the God of War game

Chapter 765 That's right, no, so he's a man

Question: What should the emperor do if he is a Cao thief?High EQ: My wife doesn't get along with me and is about to separate.

Low EQ: I'll send her to the emperor's bed right now.

Ling Lingfa: "No way, you can deal with a woman like my wife?"

The emperor was stunned: "Why haven't I heard of your wife being so beautiful?"

I have to tell you whether my wife is pretty or not?
Should I also tell how many birthmarks my wife has?

"Your Majesty, whether my wife is pretty or not is my personal privacy, so it's meaningless for you to ask."

Although Linglingfa belonged to the Baolong clan, and was a good-for-nothing in the Baolong clan, he was very clear about whether he would wear a black gauze cap or a green gauze cap in the future.

"Makes sense!"

The emperor nodded, and then looked at another woman: "This beauty also looks pretty good."

Ling Lingfa was concerned about his wife and didn't pay attention to it just now, but now he looked at the crowd and immediately said with emotion: "There is such a beautiful woman in the world!"

I saw a beautiful woman with a slender figure in the crowd, with an elegant and demure temperament, her eyes looking forward to the waves, and she was even more charming.

"I know your wife is very beautiful, don't brag!"

The emperor said angrily, and then went to Lingling to send his wife.

Ling Lingfa: ...

"No, this is my wife!"

"Is there any mistake, this is your wife too, you are too much!"

At this moment, Ling Lingqi took a step forward, and then pulled out the butcher's knife from his waist.

"Wait, brother, if you have something to say, why did you draw your sword!"

Ling Lingfa was startled, hurriedly hugged Ling Lingqi, and said nervously.

"No, that woman is Emperor Wuxiang!"

Ling Lingqi was speechless, the two guys with their heads full of white bugs were really hopeless.

Ling Lingfa was startled, and looked at his wife warily, no, this is his wife!

Fortunately, he was just a sand sculpture, not an idiot, so he quickly locked his eyes on the woman who possessed the talent to be outstanding.

Ling Lingqi broke free from Ling Lingfa's hand very easily, after all he is just an ordinary person, right?
The crowd who came by saw Ling Lingqi's appearance, so they didn't have to hesitate, they felt a little baffled.

"husband?"

The leading woman carried a big bag and a small bag, looked at Ling Lingqi curiously, walked around him, and then walked up to Linglingfa: "Why does he look so similar to you, could it be my uncle?"

"No, you can recognize this too?"

"Nonsense, you two dress differently, and I'm not blind."

"There are reasons and evidence!"

The husband and wife here are showing their affection, while Ling Lingqi on the other side is not polite, and directly slashes at the woman with the most beautiful posture.

"what!"

The crowd suddenly became chaotic, and countless pots and pans smashed at Ling Lingqi.

Ling Lingqi dodged sideways, the long knife still pointing directly at the woman.

"Help!"

The woman exclaimed, and rushed towards the crowd, but the crowd scattered when they saw her coming, um, it was very real!

"stop!"

At this moment, the emperor yelled: "I am the emperor of Ming Dynasty, I order you to stop, don't hurt the beauty!"

It can be seen that it is really difficult to find such an inconspicuous emperor besides Daming. Could it be that you are also Zhu Houzhao?
Ling Lingqi rolled her eyes, threw out the butcher's knife, turned around and left.

Xiao Li Feidao, without fail, just like this!

The butcher's knife came too quickly, and the beauty didn't care to hide it. She roared ferociously, her face became extremely distorted, and then directly turned into a faceless man.

emperor:……

Well, there really is no such a beautiful woman in the world, so he didn't run away, he is a man.

This person is none other than Emperor Wu Xiang, because of his martial arts practice, his face has become completely unrecognizable, no, maybe it can't be called completely unrecognizable, he has no face at all.

The internal force gathered in both hands, and a shield of true qi appeared in front of Wuxianghuang, which abruptly blocked the butcher's knife that was shot.

Turning around, Ling Lingqi frowned, feeling that her pretentiousness had been destroyed by someone, she felt uncomfortable, then picked up a rock from the ground, threw it in a standard baseball player's posture, slammed it hard, and hit the butcher on the handle of the knife.

That's why he used the pig-killing knife as a hidden weapon. Not only is the pig-killing knife full of strength, but if it's not strong enough, he can directly push it again, which is much more practical than Xiao Li Feidao's small knife.

sizzle...

Like the last straw that kills a camel in an instant, Wuxianghuang's zhenqi shield is like a punctured ball, leaking air crazily, and when the butcher's knife sinks into the zhenqi shield, it melts again. Make an afterimage, and when it reappears, it is already in Ling Lingqi's hands.

But Wu Xianghuang looked at the big hole in his chest, staggered a few steps, fell to the ground and died.

clap clap clap...

The onlookers applauded one after another, feeling that the trip was worthwhile. They not only saw the Flying Immortal, the Emperor, but also the Emperor Wuxiang.

Well, although many died, but this is not the point, the point is the emperor.

"So you are the emperor. As soon as I saw it, I thought you were handsome!"

"I don't have to say that I am a proper handsome boy. I think I am called Pan'an in the capital, but when I see the emperor, I feel that only the emperor deserves this name."

"Huh, long ago when the emperor was still a flying fairy, I could see at a glance that he was full of noble aura. I thought it was the aura of a fairy, but it turned out to be the aura of the emperor!"

A group of doctors surrounded the emperor to flatter him. This guy was kidnapped by the wife and children of Emperor Wuxiang before, and then put him in an alien suit to act as a so-called flying fairy.

Wuxianghuang's purpose is naturally to attract the doctors of Daming to come over and watch them forcefully, and then kill them all. In this way, there will be no doctors in the army of Daming.

what?
Why not just kill the emperor?

As we all know, the emperor in the late Ming Dynasty was just a decoration. A certain unlucky guy named Zhu Qizhen was caught by Wala. Originally, Wala was thinking about using this emperor to make a fortune, but the minister of Ming Dynasty turned his backhand and set up another one. emperor!
Here is the lesson from the past. The Wuxiang Emperor felt that he was not a fool. It would be better to have the emperor dissected by a doctor. Let alone a doctor, the quack doctor might be chopped off by the Ming Dynasty.

However, although people have been praised for being handsome, the emperor is not happy. After all, the beautiful woman has become an ugly ghost, and the ghost is only happy if he is happy.

Seeing this, Linglingfa pointed at Wuxianghuang: "Speaking of which, this one is more like a flying fairy. How do you say he eats?"

As a doctor, he was naturally curious about all kinds of unknowns, so a group of doctors surrounded Wu Xianghuang's body, and then began to discuss: "Indeed, this man has no mouth, how does he eat?"

"I heard that human skin can also breathe. Could it be that he smeared food on his body and ate it?"

"No, no, it should be that he has a mouth on his stomach."

"Nonsense, this is obviously a knife wound!"

Ling Lingfa pulled his wife up and winked at the emperor and Ling Lingqi, and the four of them left this place of right and wrong immediately. Mader is a group of mentally retarded people, so many people have died here, how dare they stay here .

(End of this chapter)