Northern Myanmar: These players are acting strangely!
Chapter 86: The Head-Swapping Mechanism - Explicit Content and Bonuses!
Chapter 86: The Head-Swapping Mechanism - Explicit Content and Bonuses!
Ah Long grabbed the young man by the back of the neck and lifted him to the front of the stage like a chick.
Then, she actually reached out and straightened the other person's collar, and when she turned around, her face was now adorned with that professional fake smile:
"I know everyone must be wondering right now why I called you all here."
"Actually, it's nothing serious."
"There's no need for everyone to be so tense."
"Relax, everyone."
He patted the young man's face, his smile widening:
"The main reason we invited you here is to attend the farewell ceremony for our classmate Liu Yunfei."
The people in the audience looked at each other with strange expressions.
You're kidding me.
Farewell?
The word "送" (send) in the park has a special meaning; it doesn't mean "to send" literally. It usually refers to sending a person from the world of the living to the world of the dead.
But is it really necessary to make such a big fuss about something like this?
Should we give someone a date before making an example of them?
Wang Mazi nudged Wang Zixu with his elbow and whispered:
"What are you thinking about?"
"He looked gloomy and lost his soul."
Wang Zixu stroked his chin, his gaze fixed on the young man on the stage:
"I feel like that guy on stage looks kind of familiar."
Wang Mazi followed his gaze, then looked back at Wang Zixu and asked:
"Your relative?"
"You two don't look alike at all."
"Or is it a distant relative?"
Wang Zixu glanced at Wang Mazi, too lazy to bother with him, and turned his gaze back to the stage.
Between the electric light and flint.
A vague fragment of memory flashed through my mind.
He slapped his thigh:
"I remembered!"
"No wonder it looked so familiar."
"He was one of the new employees who joined the park at the same time as me!"
Wang Mazi was full of doubts:
"The same batch of new recruits?"
"Then why haven't I seen him before?"
Wang Zixu opened his mouth, but then stopped himself from speaking.
Suddenly, a peasant in the audience raised his hand and shouted at the top of his lungs:
"Brother Long, how should we prepare for the farewell ceremony?"
"Could it be that Liu Yunfei has made some mistake?"
Ah Long chuckled softly twice, then raised his hand in a gesture of pressing down:
"Don't rush, let me explain it to you slowly."
"First of all, Liu Yunfei did not make any mistakes."
"On the contrary, he performed well and made great contributions to our park."
"But he decided to leave because he felt that his values did not align with our company's."
"Although the company tried to persuade him to stay, Liu Yunfei was determined to leave."
Ah Long put on a heartbroken expression:
"Therefore, the company decided to reward Liu Yunfei with 100,000 yuan in bonuses and escort him out of the park!"
As soon as he finished speaking, Ah Long's lackeys in the audience immediately took the lead in clapping and cheering.
"The company is impressive!"
"Long live Sister Yu!"
"Brother Long is awesome!"
"..."
Seeing this, the other dog fans could only raise their hands and applaud sparsely.
Wang Zixu watched as A Long and the few shills in the audience sang in unison, their acting so exaggerated it was almost comical, and couldn't help but smile contemptuously.
Ha, could you be any more fake?
They don't even bother to rehearse or practice before putting on a show.
Hehe~
[Wow, is this Liu Yunfei the guy who went into the park with Piao Di back then? Any longtime fans remember him?]
[I remember now. He came in with Piao Di back then, but Sister Yu scared him off, and he immediately said he'd trick two people into coming in exchange for his freedom.]
[Seriously... are there really such freaks in this park? This kid actually lied? The people he tricked must hate him to death.]
What's there to hate? It's just a game anyway; it's all just emotionless data code.
If this works, does it mean players can easily trick two NPCs into coming over and then clear this part of the story?
[The person upstairs wants to eat meat? I bet five cents, it's not that simple.]
Although Wang Zixu didn't have time to read the live stream comments, he had considered most of the thoughts his viewers were having. Would escaping the park really be that easy?
When they first discovered they could call their families to demand a ransom in exchange for their freedom.
A trend of calling for ransom once swept through the forum.
But the result?
Without exception, not a single player escaped the park using this method.
As for tricking two people into giving him the right to leave the park, he found out a couple of days ago when he was browsing the forums that some players were already doing it.
At the time, he still harbored some unrealistic fantasies about this so-called "shortcut to passage."
However, after reading the official announcement released by Jun Ge, it was specifically mentioned that "fighting fraud tests patience and is a process of outsmarting and outmaneuvering criminals."
The hint in this sentence couldn't be clearer.
Therefore, he now scoffs at these so-called shortcuts and quick fixes.
Ah Long nodded in satisfaction upon hearing the pleasant applause, and then gestured for everyone to be quiet.
Once the square had quieted down, Ah Long slowly began to speak:
"Xiao Liu just arrived in our park a few days ago."
"He's a complete newcomer!"
"but!"
He abruptly changed the subject, his voice rising several decibels:
"He made great contributions to the park as soon as he arrived."
"I'm sure everyone here knows the rules of our park."
"That's right, it's the head-swapping mechanism."
"Want to improve your life and eat meat every meal?"
Ah Long paused, scanned the crowd below the stage, and held up one finger:
"It's very simple, just help the park successfully recruit one employee."
"The method is not limited, and there are no gender restrictions."
"If you need the park's cooperation or need a specialist to guide you, we can provide a full range of services."
"If you can bring two friends, male, the company will reward you with 50,000 yuan. Female, 100,000 yuan."
"If you want to leave the park, or even return to your home country, the park will allow you to take this money with you and leave in style!"
As Ah Long spoke slowly and deliberately, he patted Liu Yunfei's shoulder affectionately.
These words seem ordinary, and even sound like a company leader's strategy for motivating employees.
But to the ears of the park's dog pushers, it sounded like the devil's whisper.
This immediately caused a slight commotion.
As long as you can trick a friend into coming over—or even just a stranger—you can eat meat every meal for the next six months.
If you can trick two people into coming, you can not only leave the park immediately, but the park will also give you a bonus!
This reward is far too tempting for someone locked in a cage.
But anyone with even a shred of conscience or a modicum of moral principles would never do such a thing.
Everyone present knew all too well the appalling conditions people endured in the park.
Luring those who are willing to trust you into a pit of fire, just to get a bite of meat?
Ridiculous!
Seeing that Wang Zixu was still in a daze, Wang Mazi waved his hand in front of his eyes and said in a voice that only the two of them could hear:
"Silly boy, what are you thinking about? Why are you so lost in thought?"
You don't actually believe that, do you?
Before Wang Zixu could react, he instinctively asked:
"Believe in what?"
Wang Mazi gestured towards A Long on the stage, but was interrupted by A Long's voice.
Ah Long coughed lightly, surveyed the entire room, and said sternly:
"Everyone, be quiet!"
"Listen to me!"
After a brief pause, he continued:
"I know that many of you don't believe it!"
"They don't believe me, they don't believe Sister Yu, and they don't believe our company's rules and regulations."
“There have even been some bad rumors circulating in the park.”
"I must clarify here, those are all fucking rumors!"
"I hereby solemnly warn those who like to spread rumors and smear the company behind its back: you better pray that I don't catch you red-handed."
He paused, his expression softened slightly, then returned to his usual treacherous smile:
"The purpose of holding this farewell party today is actually to tell you all."
"Our park has never engaged in, and would never stoop to, any form of deception!"
"Someone, bring the food!"
(End of this chapter)
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