My God Raising Game

Chapter 48 The Bride Has Arrived!

"I've already peeled a double happiness character off my body and given it to the bride and groom as a gift, so I don't need to drink it, right?"

Li Yinuo looked at the two little children standing in front of her and tried very hard to force a smile.

The two little boys remained silent.

"Stop dawdling, drink it now!"

Tang Weimin scolded, saying that the promotion ceremony was about to be completed and he was already impatient.

"Why are you rushing me?"

Li Yinuo yelled, then looked at the sewing needle in Xiao Xitong's hand and knew she had no choice.

Not drinking it means certain death, but drinking it gives you a 50% chance of survival.

"May Buddha protect us!"

After Li Yinuo finished speaking, she closed her eyes, grabbed a wine glass, and poured the wine into her mouth.

……

"Hold!"

Zhang Shuai spat, looking at the two wine glasses, unable to bring himself to drink them.

no way,
You'll die if you drink the wrong thing!

"Brother Lu, give me a hint!"

General Zhang pleaded.

"If you don't drink it, Xitong is going to stab you!"

This is so tedious; Tang Weimin almost wanted to personally force these people to drink.

"Damn, if I can get out of here alive, I'm quitting drinking!"

Zhang Shuai swore again and, relying on his intuition, chose a cup.

……

"Jiuling, you must live!"

Tang Lei chose the jade cup.

Because Jiang Shan chose this cup, if she dies, everyone can walk together on the road to the underworld, so she won't be alone.

……

Ke Xinyi, Liu Tao, Wang Yawen...

Those classmates who were lucky enough to survive all drank alcohol and then collapsed to the ground.

The hall fell completely silent, leaving only Lu Jiuling and Tang Weimin.

"are you happy?"

Lu Jiuling looked at his classmates lying haphazardly all over the ground.

Of the 46 students in the class, after three forbidden contaminations, 18 died except for him. Now that he's drunk, who knows how many will survive?
"Ha, Lu Jiuling, society forced me into this!"

Tang Weimin gave a self-deprecating smile, revealing an awkward grin: "If my career were going well and my family were happy, I wouldn't have taken this risk!"

Do you think the promotion ceremony is without danger?

"The professor said there's a 90% chance I'll be contaminated by the taboo, which could turn me into a madman or even kill me."

"Lu Jiuling, I have no other choice!"

Tang Weimin said with a pained expression, "In this society, there is simply no way for honest people like me to survive!"

"professor?"

Lu Jiuling frowned, gripping the Buddha Intestine Sword in his right hand and holding the Golden Hairpin in his left, staring at Tang Weimin, looking for an opportunity to attack, while also inquiring about the professor's background.

Sudden……

Ding Ding Ding!
The guzheng rang out, the pipa strings tinkled, and the musicians played their instruments.

This time, it's not a creepy, eerie tune, but a gentle and soothing melody, like a mountain spring flowing through the heart.

Bang!

Suddenly, the tightly closed doors of the wedding hall burst open, and countless red paper money blew in, fluttering everywhere like goose feathers in the cold winter.

A large red sedan chair, carried by eight people without any human support, floated in and landed in the wedding hall.

A little boy carrying a large red bundle came in with his short legs, then leaned on his knees, panting heavily.

Her small eyes glanced around before finally looking at Lu Jiuling.

"..."

Lu Jiuling felt that this little boy looked familiar, like the lantern-carrying boy who had guided them before, and he had even given it a purse.

The lantern-carrying boy grinned, then quickly composed himself, tightened the large red bundle on his back, and stood properly beside the bridal sedan chair.

"It's endless, right?"

Lu Jiuling chuckled. The arrival of the bridal sedan chair naturally meant the main event was about to begin. He was now curious about what was sitting inside the sedan chair.

beside,

Tang Weimin was dumbfounded.

What the hell is this?

The professor didn't say there would be a bridal sedan chair.

"cough!"

A soft cough came from inside the bridal sedan chair.

The band immediately stopped playing, and the little boy carrying a large red bundle and lantern bowed deeply to Lu Jiuling, then said in a sweet voice, "Congratulations, young master, you've passed the first test!"

"The first level?"

Lu Jiuling raised an eyebrow.

"Yes, the wedding money, the red thread of fate, and the pasting of the double happiness character are all tests that we servants give to our son-in-law to see if he is qualified to marry our young lady!"

The lantern-carrying child smiled.

Lu Jiuling glanced at Tang Weimin and found him looking completely bewildered.

What does this mean?
Tang Weimin was unaware of these things, indicating that he had completely lost control of the promotion ceremony.

In fact, if these three taboo contaminations had not been purified and had not been resolved by the groom himself, the ghost bride would not have appeared at all, and Lu Jiuling and Tang Weimin would have been pricked into human skin balloons by these wedding children using sewing needles.

No one, including all the 'guests' present, will survive.

Tang Weimin was still hoping to complete the promotion ceremony, but that was no longer possible.

"Alright, alright, the auspicious time is almost over. Now let's begin the final test and see if you can become the young lady's ideal husband!"

After the lantern-carrying boy finished speaking, the other little lantern boys ran over and surrounded Lu Jiuling.

"The young lady has three questions for you. Just answer them honestly!"

The lantern-carrying boy raised his slender index finger: "First question, what is the greatest distance between a husband and wife?"

Tang Weimin's first thought was death.

The distance between the living and the dead is, of course, the greatest distance. He wanted to remind Lu Jiuling, but he was worried about messing up the promotion ceremony, so he dared not speak rashly.

Lu Jiuling's first reaction was also death, but then she thought that some loving couples would still miss each other for decades even after death.

This is practically a free point question! The first question is definitely easier!

[Son-in-law, answer quickly!]

The little children were like a flock of sparrows, chirping incessantly.

"They're sleeping in the same bed but dreaming different dreams!"

Lu Jiuling thought of his parents; he had always heard them arguing since he was a child.

They are a married couple lying in the same bed, yet they loathe each other.

"Fuck!"

Tang Weimin's heart immediately jumped; this answer was a bit risky!

The lantern-carrying boy looked at the bridal sedan chair.

"Cough cough!"

A soft cough came from inside.

"Listen carefully, this is the second question."

The lantern-carrying boy asked in a clear, melodious voice, "What does it feel like to like someone?"

[Huh? Shouldn't the greatest distance between husband and wife be death?]

Don't ask, if the young lady says it's right, then it's right!

[If you ask me, with that face of his, whatever he answers is correct!]

The children whispered among themselves.

After the young lady arrived, they became much more lively, but their white faces and constant antics were rather creepy.

"..."

Lu Jiuling wanted to ask if the bride sitting in the sedan chair was an immature girl.

In modern male-female relationships, 'liking' takes a backseat!

Girls value sincerity more!
What is sincerity?

The first cup of milk tea in autumn, Valentine's Day, Christmas, and even the Double Ninth Festival all require a gift or a red envelope to express your feelings. 520 is not much, but 1314 shows more sincerity.

When it comes time to discuss marriage, the man must use the savings of three generations of his family to buy a house, and the property deed must be in the woman's name. The bride price cannot be less, and the three gold pieces are indispensable...

"Lu Jiuling, think it through before you answer!"

Tang Weimin was worried that Lu Jiuling's answer would not satisfy the bride.

However, there is one thing to be happy about: Lu Jiuling is very handsome. If it were someone ugly, he probably wouldn't even have had the bride Q&A session and would have been eliminated directly.

"If you like someone, you want to share everything with them!"

Lu Jiuling said, "I want to take a picture of my new manicure to show him, and I also want to take a picture of the spicy hot pot I ate that tasted good. Even the dark circles under my eyes from staying up all night are things I want to show him!"

"I can't live without him anymore. I want to share the good things with him, and I want to share the bad things with him too. Because if we've both heard the bad things, then two negatives make a positive, and it's okay!"

After Lu Jiuling finished speaking, he laughed first.

The kind that's self-deprecating.

How could someone who has never been in a relationship possibly know what it feels like to like someone?
The lantern-carrying boy blinked and looked at the bridal sedan chair.

There was no movement inside.

The bride seemed to be thinking about Lu Jiuling's words.

After waiting for about a minute, a soft cough came from inside the bridal sedan chair.

"The third question!"

The lantern-carrying boy held up three fingers: "What do you require of your wife?"

Lu Jiuling raised an eyebrow and looked at the curtain of the bridal sedan chair.

That's an interesting question!
It seems the bride cares about the groom's opinion of her and wants to know how to be a wife who will please him!
"Can't you just ask it to look good?!"

Who doesn't like beautiful women?

"what?"

The lantern-carrying boy was dumbfounded.

Although I know that men like beautiful women, is it really appropriate for you to say it in this kind of situation?

"Haha, just kidding!"

Lu Jiuling didn't bother with flattering words, but instead stated bluntly: "I hope she likes me! Likes me as much as I like her!"

“Lu Jiuling…”

Tang Weimin is numb, what kind of bullshit answer is this?
Can't you even say nice things?

Don't you know that women need to be coaxed?

Whether the other person loves you or not is not important; what is important is that you must love them unconditionally!
That's the correct answer.

The wedding hall fell silent as the wedding attendants watched the bridal sedan chair, awaiting the young lady's final decision.

"You absolutely have to pass this test!"

In his heart, Tang Weimin bowed to all the gods and Buddhas in the heavens.

The stars twinkled, and a cool evening breeze blew.

Whether the bride was feigning modesty or seriously considering Lu Jiuling's answer, after about half a cup of tea's time, instead of a cough from the bridal sedan chair, a command was given.

"Xiaoman, pour the wine!"

The bride spoke.

Wow!
The children cheered and egged her on. The young lady's words meant that she approved of the groom.

"Yes, miss!"

The lantern-carrying boy immediately squatted down happily, took off the large red bundle he was carrying, opened it, and took out a white jade wine pot with dragon and phoenix motifs and a pair of luminous mandarin duck cups.

"What the hell?"

Tang Weimin was dumbfounded.

Someone was talking inside the bridal sedan chair?

Could there really be a ghost bride?

But that shouldn't be the case!

The professor never mentioned this!

So where exactly did the problem begin?

The boy with the lantern picked up the wine pot and tilted it slightly.

Drizzle!
Two glow-in-the-dark glasses were filled with wine.

"After drinking the nuptial wine, we are husband and wife from this day forward!"

Accompanied by a melodious voice like pearls falling onto a jade plate, the curtain of the bright red wedding sedan chair was parted by a slender, fair hand.

A foot wearing an embroidered shoe emerged from the sedan chair.

(End of this chapter)