In Douluo Continent, what is a martial soul? It's like Luckin Coffee.
Chapter 93 Reverse Smear 0, Flaming 3-Piece Set
Chapter 93 Reverse Zeroing, the Three-Piece Set of Stirring Up Trouble
Why are you causing trouble in my coffee shop?
Bai Ran held Xiao Bing tightly in front of him, ready to send Bing Di to "lull him to sleep" should the big guy in front of him make any move.
"Hey kid, is this your coffee shop?"
For a moment, Wang Meng was somewhat confused.
If I remember correctly, my friend said he bought his coffee from a middle-aged man.
"Yes, this is my coffee shop, and this is my employee."
"And look for yourself, the coffee I sell here is called Luckin Coffee, not Buckingham Coffee."
This isn't a channel for mindless short stories. Some misunderstandings that could be explained in a few words are instead stretched into tens of thousands of words. How pathetic!
"Uh……"
Wang Meng fell silent.
On his way back after taking his friend to the infirmary, blinded by rage, all he wanted to do was settle accounts with the unscrupulous coffee vendor.
I didn't expect to have gone to the wrong place.
"Hey kid, you've damaged my shop's front door and walls, you should pay for it, right?"
Bai Ran started counting on her fingers.
"One large door, 200 gold soul coins."
"Half a wall, 100 gold soul coins."
"Three stools, 50 gold soul coins."
"Two windows, 80 gold soul coins."
"I'll round it down to 500 gold soul coins for you."
When it comes to the reverse rounding down, Xiao Bing, a shop assistant, couldn't help but give her shop manager a thumbs up. How come she never realized before that her shop manager was such a cunning person?
"500 gold soul coins? Why don't you just rob someone?!"
Even a relatively wealthy Soul Master wouldn't be able to come up with that much money all at once.
"There's nothing I can do; you started it."
As soon as Bai Ran finished speaking, Xiao Bing, who knew what to do, shook her arm, indicating that "you should know my methods."
"By the way, don't even think about getting your mentor to bail you out. My shop has a record stone showing that you were the one who started it."
Besides, being able to open a coffee shop on campus means I have quite a powerful background.
The old trick of pretending to be weak to catch a tiger is outdated; now it's more popular to pretend to be weak to eat feed.
Obviously, Bai Ran is not a pig, so the pig can only be Wang Meng.
"Kid, you're ruthless. I didn't sell this level-three soul tool even though someone offered me 600 gold soul coins. Now I'll give it to you as compensation of 500 gold soul coins."
Wang Meng took out a level-three soul tool from his storage soul tool.
"Are you fucking trying to fool a child?"
Such a metal bomb is worth at most 100 gold soul coins.
Wang Meng: Aren't you just a kid? Seriously, are kids these days so hard to fool?
"Is this enough?"
Originally, Wang Meng wanted to take advantage of the child's young age and ignorance, but upon realizing that the other party was knowledgeable, he had no choice but to take out another level-three soul tool.
The Soul Guide Flame Ray, commonly known as the Flamethrower, is priced between 300 and 400 Gold Soul Coins.
When Soul Masters go out for barbecues or gatherings, if they don't bring any cooking utensils, this thing is quite useful for grilling things.
"Just give it a try."
Although these little gadgets aren't very useful, the other party doesn't have that many gold soul coins. Should we ask them to stay and wash dishes to pay off their debt?
The key issue is that this is a coffee shop, and there are no plates for the other party to wash.
……
Because of a blunder, we had to pay compensation, and my friend also passed out after drinking coffee.
After settling old and new scores, Wang Meng walked out of the Luckin Coffee shop and headed straight for the Starbucks convenience store. Judging from his retreating figure, he possessed the bearing of a fierce general. (Jinling Deputy General Ma Guocheng?)
"Manager, you're so mean."
Seeing that Bai Ran had told Wang Meng about the origin of Starbucks coffee from the convenience store before he left, Xiao Bing, the store clerk, couldn't help but purse her lips. "I won't take the blame for a stranger."
Why would Bai Ran help the convenience store owner, who was not related to him, to cover up the truth?
"Shall we go see a play?"
It's human nature to love joining in the fun.
Xiao Bing: So what if my true form is Ice Jade Emperor Scorpion? I'm just asking you, am I even human now?
"Go, why wouldn't you go?"
The shop is a complete mess right now, and business probably won't be possible for a while.
We need to find someone to help clean it up.
Thinking of this, Bai Ran took out a communication talisman and sent a message to Uncle Jing Hongchen, asking him to find a few reliable students to help him renovate the shop.
"Manager, why did you change your communication talisman? Where's the old one?"
"The old one is gone."
Bai Ran: No, Xiao Bing, did you accept any advertisements before you asked?
I don't know if it was the effect of the store clerk card, or because I spent some time with myself, a time traveler from the modern world.
Bai Ran felt that this Xiao Bing was sometimes even more cunning than him.
It's possible that the remote control was pressed too many times.
……
Outside the convenience store
As more and more students fell into a coma after drinking Starbucks coffee, many students began to gather outside the convenience store to protest against the owner and demand compensation.
But as the saying goes, those who can open shops in colleges all have connections.
Although the shop owner himself is only a Soul King of level 50, he has a vice dean uncle.
Just as Bai Ran had predicted, the "Bark Coffee" sold at the convenience store was not coffee, but a herbal drink with a lot of mint added.
The cost of one bottle is less than one copper soul coin.
This stuff itself is not harmful at all, and it even has some refreshing effects.
However, the stimulation from peppermint water only revitalizes a tired spirit for a short while.
However, those Soul Masters who stayed up all night researching thought that their mental strength had been restored, so they continued to do research and began to overdraw their mental strength.
Unable to withstand the high-intensity work, he eventually fell into a coma.
Because most of the people who bought this batch of "coffee" are cheapskates and basically don't stay up late to do research.
This is why the "coffee scam" took more than a month to be exposed today.
……
Out of fear of the shop owner's background, most of the less capable trainees stood outside the door, protesting by preventing the shop owner from doing business.
The shop owner wasn't worried. After all, these students couldn't stay blocking the door forever; they all had classes, especially the younger students.
Just as the shop owner was waiting for the school bell to ring.
Wang Meng, heartbroken at losing five hundred gold soul coins, arrived at the convenience store.
"It's Senior Wang Meng!"
"Senior Wang Meng, please stand up for us!"
……
Someone in the crowd shouted, and then things quickly spiraled out of control.
Seeing how popular he was, especially with so many female students in the crowd, Wang Meng straightened up instantly, his back which had been slightly hunched.
"Boiled!"
"Well done, senior Wang Meng, show the shopkeeper what you're made of."
"Wang Meng, cheer up! Don't let the convenience store owner look down on us."
"Don't lose points, senior Wang Meng."
With the support of the three-piece instigation set, Wang Meng walked straight into the convenience store, pointed at the owner's mother with both hands, and said: "Convenience store owner, I'll curse your mother! You're just a third-rate soul master who graduated from a lousy academy, and you dare to sell our inferior products just because you have connections. This isn't over until you've spent tens of thousands of gold soul coins!"
(End of this chapter)
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