Douluo Continent Chat Group: Bibi Dong was focused down from the start

Chapter 341 Yu Xiaogang: You're that useless Soul Master (First Update)
[Ma Xiaotao: As expected of Ancestor Xiao Wu, even her choice of words has become fresh and new.]

[Dark Avenger: What kind of accessory, tool, and cool switch is this? It sounds so novel, hahaha!!]

[Winter's Cuteness: I'm laughing so hard I can't live anymore! This is a completely new phrase I've never heard before!]

For some reason, Su Yan couldn't help but laugh when he saw Wang Dong'er happily eating melon.

[Su Yan: Cute Dong, do you like Xiao Wu's gossip?]

[Winterly Cute: I love it!]

[Xiao Wu: Cute Dong, just you wait! What goes around comes around. I'll let you laugh first today, but next time I'll be laughing even louder and happier than you.]

[Su Yan: Hahaha!!]

Su Yan couldn't stop laughing. Following Bibi Dong and Qian Renxue, Xiao Wu and Wang Dong'er were about to start their own relationship?

A family that loves and hates each other.

Absolutely!

[Su Yan: Ahem, well, everyone, just enjoy your gossip. After all, it's a matter of reciprocity. When others are enjoying your gossip, they might laugh even louder and happier.]

[Su Yan: Today we're heading from Shrek City to the Sun Moon Empire. Normally, I don't think I'd have time to finish recounting all of the little rabbit's quirks in one go!]

【Everyone: ???】

[Winter's Cuteness: Hahaha!! Little Wu, I feel like you're not laughing as loudly as me!]

Wang Dong'er: Mom, your punches weren't fast enough or big enough back then, and they weren't ruthless enough!

[Su Yan: I said before that Tang San's ascension to godhood had absolutely nothing to do with Yu Xiaogang. But it had a huge impact on Xiao Wu. Let me tell you this: without Xiao Wu, Tang San would almost certainly not have become a god!]

[Su Yan: Xiao Wu not only gave Tang San a set of 100,000-year spirit rings and spirit bones for free, but she also brought her two younger brothers (Da Ming and Er Ming) to give Tang San two more sets of 100,000-year spirit rings and spirit bones for free.]

[Everyone: 666.]

[Su Yan: Now let's begin the main text. Today we'll discuss in detail Xiao Wu's utterly absurd life without my intervention.]

[Su Yan: Xiao Wu's true form is a 100,000-year-old Soft Bone Rabbit. Her mother married her father when she was 50,000 years old. Xiao Wu was their fifth child. Xiao Wu's father was a bit lazy, so he just gave her a random name—Xiao Wu, which later became Xiao Wu.]

[Su Yan: Xiao Wu lost her father at a young age, but her mother's gentleness and strength gave her great courage to survive.]

[Su Yan: Unfortunately, fate played a cruel trick. When Xiao Wu had just transformed into a human and was very young, her mother, A Rou, was hunted down and killed by Bibi Dong and her men. Xiao Wu was heartbroken. Da Ming and Er Ming invited her to the core area, but Xiao Wu insisted on going to the human world, thus leaving the Star Dou Great Forest.]

[Su Yan: It was autumn, the autumn wind was chilly, and fallen leaves were flying everywhere. Xiao Wu, with 100,000 years of cultivation and only six years old, met Tang San, who was 29 years old and only six years old. This marked the beginning of Xiao Wu's extremely absurd life!]

[Su Yan: If she were a normal person, she would definitely work hard to cultivate and take revenge on Bibi Dong, but Xiao Wu didn't! Not only did she not work hard to cultivate, she also started a lovey-dovey relationship with Tang San, can you believe it?]

[Everyone: 666.]

[Su Yan: Then let's assume her mother doesn't want her to seek revenge and hopes she can live a good life. But! You transformed from a soul beast into a human precisely to strive to cultivate into a god, didn't you?]

[Su Yan: What are you doing all day, Xiao Wu? All you do is call me "Third Brother" this and "Third Brother" that. Do you ever actually try to cultivate?]

[Su Yan: In short, before meeting Tang San, I didn't know what she was like, but ever since she met Tang San, she's completely lost her mind and doesn't work hard at cultivation anymore.]

[Su Yan: Tang San earns money by blacksmithing, makes hidden weapons, and learns about martial souls. He even manages to fool this silly rabbit in his spare time. In six years at Notting Academy, his soul power reached level 29. This little rabbit, a 100,000-year-old soul beast who transformed into a human, has innate full soul power potential, and she also reached level 29 in six years?] [Bibi Dong: Although it seems almost there, thinking about it carefully, I was indeed lazy.]

[Dark Avenger: I envy Ancestor Xiao Wu's talent!]

[Group member #9: I thought of a line, but Xiaowu is right next to me, and I'm afraid she'll hit me if I say it. Can anyone say it for me?]

[A swallow is not a goose: ???]

[Zhu Zhuqing: I've thought of that too, Rongrong, you tell me.]

Ning Rongrong: I think you should take Xiao Wu to Shrek Academy right now and have the person who said that point their finger at Xiao Wu and tell her, "There are no useless martial souls, only useless soul masters. You are that useless soul master!"

[Everyone: Hahaha!!]

[Ma Xiaotao: As expected of Ancestor Xiao Wu!]

[Winter's Cuteness: I'm dying of laughter! Little Wu, tell me you're a useless Soul Master, aren't you? Tang San spent six years busy with various things and improved so much, and you only improved this much even when you had nothing to do?]

Soto City.

Xiao Wu was also heartbroken at this moment.

"Woooooooo..."

“You bad people, not only did you not comfort me, you also laughed at me.”

"this?"

Zhu Zhuqing and the others were at a loss for words, not knowing whether to laugh or cry.

"Then what..."

"Don't be sad, Wu Bao. We promise we won't laugh at you anymore."

[Group member #9: Wu Bao, don't cry. This is just the beginning. If you start crying now, you'll run out of tears in a minute.]

[Su Yan: Playful and useless!]

[Su Yan: You think that's all? Xiao Wu is a 100,000-year-old soul beast in human form, with 100,000 years of cultivation! She actually has no knowledge of soul beasts, no family fortune, no treasures, and is even so poor she's practically brainless!]

[Su Yan: Just because Tang San said, "You are my sister. If anyone hurts you, let them step over my dead body." From then on, her love-struck mind was completely turned to the max, and she devoted herself wholeheartedly to being Tang San's sidekick.]

[Su Yan: After six years at Notting Academy, Xiao Wu followed Tang San to Shrek Academy, where she met this group of fair-weather friends. As I mentioned last time when I talked about Rongrong, none of the people at Shrek have any respectable identities except for Ning Rongrong.]

[Su Yan: And as mentioned before, Shrek Academy was poor, and because it had virtually no educational resources... so they all went to Heaven Dou City and chose to join other advanced soul master academies. And here's something even more outrageous.]

[Su Yan: Even though a Soul Douluo could easily discover Xiao Wu's identity as a 100,000-year-old soul beast, she still followed the Shrek Academy group into Heaven Dou City and entered the Heaven Dou Royal Academy together?]

[Su Yan: I'm completely baffled. Were Dugu Bo and the three head instructors of Heaven Dou Academy possessed by blind Douluo? Why didn't they notice her?]

【Everyone: ???】

(End of this chapter)