Douluo Continent Chat Group: Bibi Dong was focused down from the start
Chapter 334 Is it Tang 3's round butt that's round?
Chapter 334 Is it Tang San's round butt that's the problem? (First update)
Dou 2: God Realm.
That's when things got really interesting.
Almost half of the gods heard the screams of the God King Tang!
Everyone was confused. Could it be that the God of Destruction did something to Tang San?
Otherwise, with Tang San's strength, who in the God Realm could make him let out such a painful scream?
"Ouch!"
My butt!
"Who?"
"Who attacked me?"
The Temple of Asura.
Tang Shenwang, clutching his bloodied buttocks, was practically cursing his mother.
I was sitting peacefully in the Temple of Asura, not eating hotpot or singing, when suddenly someone assaulted my anus?
Is this plot even correct?
"wrong!"
Tang Shenwang's expression suddenly hardened, and he looked down along the trajectory of the projectile. Wasn't this Douluo Continent?
"Damn it!"
"It must be that bastard from last time, he must have done it!"
"Destruction! I want to descend to the mortal realm!"
outside.
The God of Greed and the God of Pride were also curious. Why was God King Tang San suddenly screaming so miserably?
Then the God of Destruction, the God of Life, and other gods arrived. The God of Destruction asked, "What happened here?"
Greed and arrogance were completely dumbfounded.
"We don't know!"
"Tang San, the God King, suddenly shouted out of the blue."
"Uh."
The group of destroyers entered the Asura Temple with puzzled expressions and saw Tang San there, clutching his buttocks and cursing angrily.
"Tang San, what are you up to now?"
Tang Shenwang gritted his teeth and said, "I...destruction! I want to descend to the lower realm!"
"A god has appeared in Douluo Continent. He just ambushed me with a hidden weapon. Look..."
Tang Shenwang was about to turn around and show his backside to Destruction, but he noticed that there were too many people in the arena, so he held back.
This doesn't seem like something I can show them!
"what are you talking about?"
Destruction looked speechless and said, "Are you kidding us?"
"Putting aside whether gods have appeared in Douluo Continent, if a god has appeared in Douluo Continent, can that god even touch your butt in Douluo Continent?"
"Do you think we're all fools?"
Tang Shenwang was furious.
"destroy!"
"Would I lie to you about something like this? Send me down to the mortal realm, and I'll definitely find this person. This is simply outrageous!"
"Ah."
Destruction was speechless and retorted irritably, "Fine, even if a God-King level expert appears in Douluo Continent, he can still beat your butt in Douluo Continent."
"Then let me ask you, there are so many people in our God Realm, why didn't he spank us, but only your Tang San's?"
"Is it because your butt, Tang San, is round?"
"Or is it your butt, Tang San's, that's perkier?"
"Pfft!"
As soon as the word "destruction" was uttered, many people in the crowd behind couldn't help but burst out laughing.
"you……"
King Tang was truly furious.
"Look for yourself, the trajectory of the ballistic missiles here leads straight to Douluo Continent."
Destruction replied coldly, "Alright, stop with the pointless tricks. The rules of our divine realm cannot be violated for any reason."
"no?"
Tang Shenwang was furious.
I'll show you what I'm talking about!
Am I trying to pull a trick that will cause my own anus to explode?
So angry!
King Tang really had no choice; he couldn't very well show everyone his chrysanthemum as proof, could he?
Destruction: Tang San is a ruthless person! He actually blew up his own anus just to descend to the mortal realm?
Douluo Continent.
Su Yan almost died laughing when he saw the situation in the God Realm.
[Su Yan: Hahaha!!]
[Su Yan: This is so much fun!]
【Everyone: ???】
Fighting 1 World.
Gu Yuena was also confused at this moment, as were Zi Ji and Bi Ji. Did everyone in the group chat know what was going on?
can.
We didn't know that!
[Bridget: Group admin, can you tell us what happened?] [Purple Princess: What are you laughing at? How is that funny?]
[Gu Yuena: ???]
Fighting 2 World.
Gu Yuena was also stunned at this moment.
The three-eyed golden lion, the big, silly cat, reacted quite quickly this time, immediately thinking of the two red kings, and exclaimed in surprise:
"My God?"
"Sister Yue, that person on the other side could very well be you too! She could very well be Sister Yue from the Douyu 1 world!"
"what?"
Gu Yuena looked even more bewildered.
The three-eyed golden lion, a big, silly cat, thought for a moment and said, "We are in the world of Douluo Continent 2. There is also the world of Douluo Continent 1, which is ten thousand years ago. Su Yan and the others are from that world ten thousand years ago."
“Previously, Su Yan’s little monkey caught a Crimson King from the Dou 1 world, which was exactly the same as the Crimson King in our world, so the person opposite you might be you from another world.”
"what?"
Gu Yuena was genuinely bewildered.
[Call Me Empress: Su Yan, tell me quickly, what exactly happened?]
[Gu Yuena: ???]
[Winter's Cuteness: You saw what happened with the Red King last time, so I don't need to explain what's going on today, right?]
[Zhu Zhuqing: You two each take a photo and send it to the group chat, and the results will be available immediately.]
【Call Me Empress: Image. (Silver Dragon King from the Douyu 2 world)】
Fighting 1 World.
Gu Yuena and the other two were completely shocked.
"Oh my god?"
"My lord, this guy actually took pictures of you without your permission?"
"Wait, how come there's another master?"
[Beauty: Image. (Silver Dragon King from the Douyu 1 world)]
Gu Yuena was instantly furious.
"Fool!"
"Who asked you to take the photo?"
Ah this?
Brigitte quickly lowered her head and admitted her mistake, saying, "My lord, I saw that everyone on the other side had taken a picture, so I couldn't help but take one too."
Fighting 2 World.
The big, silly cat, the three-eyed golden lion, was also excited.
"Wow?"
"She really is Yue-jie from another world, this is amazing!"
"I'll have two Sisters Moon now, so I won't be afraid of anyone bullying me wherever I go. That's so great!"
Big stupid cat.
Gu Yuena was speechless at this moment.
[Yanzi is not a swallow: Slurp~ This new sister is so beautiful!]
[Winter Cuteness: This is so beautiful!]
[Dark Avenger: They really do look exactly alike, like clones of my teacher?]
[Bibi Dong: You little rascal, aren't you tempted?]
[I'm an orphan: Pah, you scumbag!]
[Ning Rongrong: Sister, you're so pretty! Do you have a boyfriend? I can introduce you to mine!]
[Bai Chenxiang: I didn't.]
[Liu Erlong: I have a friend...]
[Tang Yuehua: Yes, I am Erlong's friend. Please introduce your boyfriend to me.]
At this moment.
Su Yan was also stunned.
I go?
I thought my segment was already quite exciting, but the group chat was even more so – two Gu Yuena appeared together!
Double the fun!
[Su Yan: Well, what I meant by "fun" was that Tang Shenwang was fun; I shot his butt open with a bow.]
[Su Yan: Now, on behalf of our "Love-Hate Family" chat group, I welcome the four new members. Feel free to ask me any questions.]
[Yanzi is not a swallow: I think you can stop asking useless questions and just read through the chat history first, then you'll understand.]
[Group member #9: I think Yanzi is right. Su Yan usually gives newcomers the benefit of asking questions. Asking about other worlds and stuff is a waste of this benefit. You might as well just ask, "Will I be able to make a sacrifice?"]
[Everyone: 666.]
[Gu Yuena: ???]
[Gu Yuena: ???]
(End of this chapter)
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