Douluo Continent Chat Group: Bibi Dong was focused down from the start

Chapter 312: Laying the Groundwork for Yu Xiaogang (Third Update)

After finishing their conversation, the group quickly headed towards the other side of the village.

Yu Xiaogang, Zhao Wuji, Tang San, and the teachers from Shrek Academy were all here.

A number of villagers were gathered around.

It seems something really serious has happened.

[Su Yan: What's going on? Quickly find someone to ask.]

[Call me Empress: Didn't you know about the continent's history over ten thousand years? How come you don't know either?]

[Winter's Cuteness: I think Her Majesty the Queen has the right question. This isn't even in the middle, how come you didn't know either?]

【Xiao Xiao is the cutest: 666.】

[Su Yan: You two are truly related... Crouching Dragon and Phoenix Chick, a pair of brilliant minds. This clearly didn't happen to Tang San and the others. How could I possibly know the experiences of trillions of people on the Douluo Continent?]

[Loves to eat carrots: Since the group chat was upgraded, I, Sister Xiaowu, am quite the smart one now, I'm so happy!]

[Zhu Zhuqing: Indeed.]

In the village.

Xiao Wu stepped forward and patted Ma Hongjun on the shoulder, asking, "Fatty, what are you all looking at here from Shrek Academy?"

"Who dares to call me 'fatso'..."

As Ma Hongjun was speaking, he turned around and saw Dugu Yan and the others. He immediately froze in surprise and exclaimed, "Sister Xiaowu, I was wrong! I didn't know it was you guys!"

Dugu Yan said irritably, "Hurry up and speak. Why aren't you staying at Shrek Academy? What are all these people doing here watching the show?"

Dai Mubai and Oscar and the others also turned around, their eyes becoming somewhat strange.

Ma Hongjun grinned lewdly and said, "You guys are late today. This morning, a super, super big melon appeared in the village."

"Oh?"

Dugu Yan and the others were even more curious, and Su Yan and the others in the group chat were also very puzzled. Could such a big scoop be revealed here?
Ma Hongjun continued:
"A guy named Wang Gang from the next village got together with Jin Zhou from our village. Jin Zhou's wife found out this morning. That was really exciting!"

Dugu Yan said speechlessly, "Isn't it just catching someone in the act? Does it really need so many people to just stand around and watch without doing anything?"

"Wait a moment."

Zhu Zhuqing suddenly spoke up: "Ma Hongjun, say it again, who found out?"

Ma Hongjun, with an expression that suggested he couldn't help but laugh, said, "Jin Zhou's wife!"

"what?"

Dugu Yan and the others were clearly stunned. Something seemed off about this.

【I am an orphan: ???】

[Red Dust Dream: The man from the next village and Jinzhou have gotten together, but Jinzhou's wife found out. Is this right?]

[Liu Erlong: Shouldn't Jin Zhou's husband have found out?]

[Dark Avenger: Is Jin Zhou male or female?]

[Poseidon: Whether it's a man or a woman, this doesn't feel right!]

[Su Yan: Holy crap, Brokeback Mountain?]

Shrek Academy.

Xiao Wu also looked shocked and said, "The Jin Zhou you mentioned, it's not a man, is it?"

"Yup!"

Ma Hongjun nodded heavily and said, "Jin Zhou is a man, otherwise why would he say this is such a huge scandal? Have you ever heard of something this outrageous before?"

Dugu Yan and the others shook their heads.

Ling Yuan had a suppressed laugh on her face, as if she knew something.

Ma Hongjun then said with a serious expression:
"But! These two are truly in love. People call it a spiritual love. They've already gone to the city clinic together. Wang Gang is going to cut himself to prove their love!"

Dugu Yan and the others were dumbfounded.

"what?"

"Spiritual love?"

[I'm an Orphan: Oh no! Liu Erlong, someone beat you to it and created this absurd relationship.]

[Liu Erlong: ???] [Poseidon: This is outrageous! How come something we were just chatting about has now become reality?]

[Bibi Dong: This is what they call the world being so vast and full of wonders! Elder Ling Yuan, don't you think so?]

【I am a little bird: Yes, yes.】

[Su Yan: As expected.]

[Su Yan: Men and women are only for procreation; true love is between men and women. I've finally seen it today.]

[Everyone: 666.]

"finally, I understand."

Just as the crowd of onlookers was about to disperse, a man suddenly spoke up excitedly, drawing everyone's attention with expressions of confusion and surprise.

Could this person also like men?
But then the man said earnestly to the girl holding his hand, "Lili, we can go home now. I've finally realized something today. I'm going to the clinic to have it removed for the sake of our love!"

"Our love, as siblings, can finally be accepted by the world. Let's go to Soto City. I want to prove to everyone that my love for you is the purest and most innocent in the world!"

Everyone:? ? ?
"I rely on?"

"How come there are still experts here?"

Everyone watching the spectacle stared wide-eyed. They had thought they were just an ordinary couple, but it turned out they were actually siblings.
This really means we have to learn about spiritual love on the spot!

This is not.

Yu Xiaogang's expression suddenly froze, and he seemed to be thinking about something.

[Group member #9: Liu Erli?]

[I'm an orphan: You have to admit, it looks pretty much like one, doesn't it?]

【I'm a little bird: Pfft!】

[I am a little bird: Cough, now I finally understand why Su Yan said our world is a continent of love, right everyone?]

[Bibi Dong: Ah, right, right, Ling Yuan, you guys are so right!]

Bibi Dong gave Ling Yuan and the others a big thumbs up!

[Liu Erlong: ???]

Lanba Academy.

Liu Erlong was speechless; she felt offended.

[Liu Erlong: I'm really fed up. Why do I feel like this live stream today was deliberately humiliating me?]

[Liu Erlong: First it was a gay platonic relationship, and now suddenly there's this brother and sister thing. I, Liu Erlong, am already completely finished, why are people still whipping my dead body!]

"Pfft!"

Ling Yuan was really about to break down.

"Hahaha!!"

It wasn't that Liu Erlong felt offended, but rather that today's plot was entirely fabricated by screenwriter Ling Yuan and directors Ju Douluo and Gui Douluo, with the aim of paving the way for a spiritual romance for Yu Xiaogang.

Next, once Yu Xiaogang is dealt with, he will definitely use this as an opportunity to learn from him and then confidently pursue a spiritual relationship with Liu Erlong.

Dugu Yan and the others suddenly turned to look at Ling Yuan, their eyes showing a hint of doubt. Why are you so happy eating melons?

Forget it.

Dugu Yan and the others, unaware of the situation, only thought it was an accident, and looked at Tang San and his group, saying:

"You've all had your fun."

"Now you all hurry back. We're a stronger academy than the other one, and we'll continue to challenge Shrek Academy today!"

"What?"

Ma Hongjun and the other two were completely dumbfounded.

ps.

I hope that by doing something as trivial as Gangzi, I can earn everyone's monthly votes.

This is the fourth update today. I hope everyone will vote for me with monthly tickets at the end of the month and the beginning of the next month. Thank you!

(End of this chapter)