Douluo Continent Chat Group: Bibi Dong was focused down from the start
Chapter 303 Am I doing you a disservice by being your girlfriend, Bibi Dong?
Chapter 303 Am I doing you a disservice by being your girlfriend, Bibi Dong? (Fourth update)
[Call Me Empress: I want to know what PUA is, but I won't ask. I'll wait for Su Yan to ask and answer it himself, hehehe!]
[Su Yan: The Big Silly Cat, Three-Eyed Golden Lion.]
[Call me Your Majesty: Su Yan is a man full of wicked schemes.]
[Ah Yin: Your Majesty, did you find Su Yan's saliva in the delicious food he sent you?]
[Group member #9: Sister Ayin, you've learned to steal my lines now, haven't you?]
Tang Yuehua: Ah Yin has completely turned to the dark side.
[The wild goose is not a swallow: Hahaha!!]
【Call Me Empress: Blue Silver Emperor, how dare you! I'll crush your people with one stomp right now!】
[Group member #9: I'm thinking, aren't they all your subjects too?]
Fight 2.
Star Forest.
The three-eyed golden lion, a silly cat, had just raised its foot when it suddenly stopped in mid-air.
Yes!
These blue silver grasses are all my subjects!
[Su Yan: Now, some people might ask, Zhu Bo, Zhu Bo, what is PUA?]
[Call me Your Majesty: I didn't ask.]
[I am a little bird: I asked.]
[Everyone: +1.]
【Call Me Empress: I'm so angry! Why are you all ganging up on me again? You're all bad people!】
[Winter's Cuteness: Stop kidding, we genuinely don't know, so we're seriously asking a question.]
[Su Yan: PUA takes many forms, including mental brainwashing, moral blackmail, emotional control, behavioral control, deception, distorted values, and manipulation of emotions...]
[Su Yan: Let's look at a few examples now, and you'll understand.]
[Su Yan: When Bibi Dong said these things to Ling Yuan, it was a form of manipulation: "You are the weakest elder in the Spirit Hall. What will you be if you leave the Spirit Hall?" "Don't value merit and rewards so much. You should learn more. I'm giving you a chance to hone your skills." "Although you are the weakest, you are the one I have the most faith in."]
[Bibi Dong: ???]
【I am a little bird: ???】
This is not.
Bibi Dong was completely dumbfounded.
"no?"
"You little brat, you can say whatever you want. Why do you have to use me as an analogy?"
"Pfft~"
Ning Rongrong, who had tears in her eyes, suddenly burst into laughter.
[The wild goose is not a swallow: 666.]
[Group member #9: Sister Lingyuan, just tell me, has His Holiness the Pope ever used manipulative tactics on you?]
[I am a little bird: the last sentence.]
[Everyone: 666.]
[Su Yan: When Bibi Dong said these words to Hu Liena: "I hit you/scolded you because I love you." "Your teacher is so good to you, how can you be so disappointing?" "If you were even a little more sensible, I wouldn't have to work so hard."]
[Hu Liena: ???]
[Bibi Dong: You little brat, that's enough!]
[Su Yan: When Yu Xiaogang says these words to Bibi Dong or Liu Erlong: "Although I'm very ordinary, I will definitely love you the most." "For you, I will definitely persevere." "I'm so useless, yet you still like me. You are the most beautiful and kindest girl in the world." "You are the best. I can't live without you."]
[Liu Erlong: You little rascal, confess honestly, did you see these things in the river of time?]
[Bibi Dong: I'm so angry!]
Bibi Dong glared at Su Yan, so angry she looked like she wanted to bite him.
hateful!
Are you using me as an analogy, or are you stating facts?
This is all true!
[Su Yan: For example, I would say to Ning Rongrong, "I have so many girlfriends, all because you posted pictures in the group chat." "I'm also wronged, what more do you want from me?" "If that's how you think, there's nothing I can do."]
[Everyone: 666.]
[Su Yan: Let's end with one last devaluing metaphor, the exact opposite of Yu Xiaogang's. Which brave group member dares to step forward and accept the challenge?]
[Liu Erlong: Huh?]
[I'm an Orphan: Bibi Dong has endured so many metaphors, is this even more ruthless?]
[Zhu Zhuyun: Devaluing something, that sounds very powerful!] [I am a little bird: Trembling.]
[I love carrots: I don't want them.]
[Winter's Cuteness: How about we let Grandpa Rongrong take the lead again?]
Ning Rongrong: I have already begged to be let go.
[Poseidon: Bibi Dong is also acceptable.]
[Liu Erlong: Then let the old woman go. We've already used her as a metaphor so many times, one more won't make a difference.]
[The wild goose is not a swallow: +1.]
[I'm an orphan: Then let's talk about Bibi Dong!]
[Everyone: +1.]
Bibi Dong was so angry at this moment that she wanted to curse.
[Bibi Dong: You bastard!]
[Bibi Dong: You bastards, can't you even be human?]
Su Yan looked at Bibi Dong with a strange expression.
[Su Yan: Your Majesty, please don't get angry when I use an analogy!]
[Bibi Dong: Speak!]
[Su Yan: If Bibi Dong and I were a couple, then I would use this kind of manipulative tactics on her.]
[Su Yan: Although you are the Pope of the Spirit Hall, you are so old, stupid, and blind that no one else wants you. Only I want you.]
[Su Yan: Only I can tolerate your boring personality.]
[Su Yan: Your chest isn't as big as Zhu Qing's, your legs aren't as long as Ling Yuan's, you're not as cute as Rong Rong, and you're not as young as Hu Liena. Since you've found a boyfriend like me, you absolutely must cherish me, understand?]
[Su Yan: You're too sensitive/You're overthinking it. You're not good enough for me. I've done so much for you, what more do you want? If you loved me, you should… You don't give me money, so you don't love me.]
【Everyone: ???】
Everyone in the group chat suddenly felt a headache coming on.
This, this, this?
Bibi Dong was also stunned at this moment.
No?
Is it too much of a hardship for you to have me, Bibi Dong, as your girlfriend?
Outrageous!
Bibi Dong clenched her fists and gritted her teeth as she roared, "You little brat, dare you say that to me again?"
Who's old?
"Who doesn't have a chest as big as Zhu Qing's, legs as long as Ling Yuan's, be as cute as Rong Rong, or be as young as Hu Liena?"
Seeing Bibi Dong's murderous glare, Su Yan quickly shielded Ning Rongrong in front of him and replied, "Sister Dong, I was just using a metaphor!"
"Didn't we already agree that we wouldn't get angry?"
"Hahaha!!"
Ning Rongrong and the others couldn't help but burst into laughter.
[Yanzi is not a swallow: So, what is His Holiness the Pope feeling right now???]
[Group member #9: Su Yan, are you still alive?]
[I'm an Orphan: You scumbag, you really have wild ideas!]
[Liu Erlong: I'm dying of laughter! Although Su Yan was using a metaphor, what he said was all true!]
[Poseidon: Some people just like to express their true feelings through jokes, don't you all agree?]
[I am a little bird: Your Majesty, if it were me, I couldn't tolerate this!]
[Tang Yuehua: We really didn't start this, Your Majesty, can you tolerate this?]
[The wild goose is not a swallow: I can't tolerate even the slightest bit.]
[Hu Liena: Okay, okay, so you're being treated badly by having my teacher as your girlfriend?]
[Su Yan: You bastards actually started this?! How despicable! Your Holiness, listen to me... I suddenly remembered...]
As Bibi Dong drew closer, Su Yan immediately ran away.
[Su Yan: I can't hold on any longer, family, I'm running away first!]
[Bibi Dong: You stop right there!]
Bibi Dong was furious and immediately flew out to chase after him.
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(End of this chapter)
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