Douluo Continent: Dark Demon God Biao, inheriting the position of an evil god

In the blink of an eye, a month has passed quietly.

A new semester has begun.

After spending almost a month at home, Dai Yuntian felt a sense of freshness and freedom upon returning to Shrek Academy.

Zhu Lu also visibly relaxed, after all, she had spent almost the entire month living at the White Tiger Duke's mansion.

Seeing her aunt every day was quite a bit of pressure for her, who was still quite inexperienced.

The two said goodbye in the dormitory area and went their separate ways.

Back in his dormitory, Dai Yuntian pushed open the door.

A swift gust of wind came flying over.

It was a slender yet strong foot wearing clean white socks.

Dai Yuntian didn't even raise an eyebrow.

With a flick of his wrist, his movements were so fast they left only a blur, and he precisely grabbed the "sneak attacking" ankle, the surface of which was warm and smooth to the touch.

"Ambush me? Wang Dong'er, you've gotten bolder in just one month!"

As he spoke, his hands didn't stop; he grabbed the ankle and pushed it forward with a clever flick of his wrist.

"oops!"

A low gasp came from inside the door; the attacker clearly hadn't expected Dai Yuntian to react so quickly and with such skill.

She staggered backward several steps after being pushed, her back hitting the wardrobe with a soft "thud" before she regained her balance.

"Hey, Dai Yuntian, could you go a little easier on me?"

Wang Dong'er rubbed her back, which had been bumped, and grimaced, but there was no trace of annoyance in her big pink-blue eyes.

A smug smile played on her lips: "Not bad! Looks like you didn't slack off this holiday; you're pretty quick-witted!"

Dai Yuntian then leisurely pushed open the door and walked in completely.

He looked his "roommate" up and down, whom he hadn't seen for a month.

Wang Dong'er seems to have grown a little taller. She still has that neat pink and blue short hair, and her skin seems to have been tanned to a healthy wheat color during the holiday, making her features even more delicate and distinct.

She was dressed in a smart Shrek Academy uniform, with the sleeves rolled up to her elbows, revealing her smooth forearms. At that moment, she was standing with one hand on her hip, looking at him with an expression that said, "I'm awesome, praise me!"

"be lazy?"

Dai Yuntian curled his lip, casually placed his luggage on the side of his bed, and began to slowly take off his coat. His tone was familiarly indifferent: "Please, with your speed of sneak attacks, you're almost as slow as a snail taking a walk on the roadside. You only practiced this during your month-long vacation? You've regressed, Xiao Wang."

"you!"

Wang Dong'er's smugness froze instantly, then flushed bright red. She jumped up and retorted, "Hey! Dai Yuntian, you can't say that! This old man has made quite a bit of progress this holiday."

"Alright, alright."

Dai Yuntian waved his hand, interrupting her "declaration of strength," and began taking things out of his luggage.

Dozens of changes of clothes, a few books, and some Zhu family specialty snacks that Zhu Lu insisted on giving him.

As he tidied up, he said in a calm tone that could infuriate anyone: "Whether you improve a lot or a little in front of me, it's all the same. I only need to make a slight move, and that's already the limit for you ordinary mortals. Face reality, young man."

"..."

Wang Dong'er was so taken aback by his matter-of-fact "Versailles" remark that she almost choked on her breath.

She glared at Dai Yuntian's expressionless yet increasingly handsome and irritating profile, and muttered through gritted teeth, "Nonsense! Who can compare to a pervert like you..." Although her voice was soft, Dai Yuntian clearly heard her, glanced back at her, and said in his eyes, "Good to know."

Wang Dong'er felt even more aggrieved by his gaze, and secretly clenched her fists behind her back until her knuckles turned white.

She made a vow in her heart for the nth time:
'Dai Yuntian! You just wait! One day, I'll definitely pin you to the ground and beat you to a pulp! I'll let you taste what it's like to be a lackey!'

That year I was twelve, standing like a lackey!
In a short while, Dai Yuntian finished packing.

He patted Wang Dong'er on the shoulder: "Come on, what are you standing there for?"

"Where?"

Wang Dong'er slapped his hand away in annoyance.

Dai Yuntian: "Go to the cafeteria, let's eat. To be honest, I haven't eaten at the cafeteria for a month, and I kind of miss it."

Wang Dong'er's eyes lit up, as if she had finally found a weakness to exploit in this "pervert." A sly and smug smile immediately appeared on her lips as she teased:
"Oh my, our Shrek genius, the rising star of Star Luo, Young Master Dai, you've only just returned to the academy, haven't even had a chance to unpack your luggage, and you're already thinking about going to the cafeteria? You really are a complete glutton!"

She deliberately emphasized the word "glutton" in an attempt to win back some ground by focusing on the issue of "appetite".

But who exactly is Dai Yuntian?

Thick skin is directly proportional to strength.

Faced with Wang Dong'er's mockery, he not only wasn't angry, but instead puffed out his chest, speaking with righteous indignation and even a touch of pride:
"It is precisely because I eat a lot and get enough nutrition that I absorb the essence of heaven and earth that I am so strong. This is the way of the strong. You, with your small body that eats cat food, would not understand."

As he spoke, he deliberately glanced at Wang Dong'er from head to toe, his gaze lingering for a few seconds on her chest, which was almost completely flat due to her loose college uniform.

Then he shook his head and slowly added:

"As for you, I advise you to eat more. In your current condition, if no one said you were a woman, no one would recognize you on the street. You'll make any child suffer. Don't let the child go hungry."

Wang Dong'er: "...?"

She didn't react at first, but following Dai Yuntian's gaze, she subconsciously looked down at her chest...

The air froze for three seconds.

"Dai, Yun, Tian—!!!"

A scream and roar loud enough to blow the roof off suddenly rang out in dormitory 201!

Wang Dong'er's entire face instantly turned bright red, from the base of her neck to the tips of her ears, and it was as if steam was about to rise from the top of her head.

She pounced on me like a powder keg that had been completely ignited, baring her teeth and claws:
"You bastard! Where are you looking? Who are you calling flat-chested like a man? You're the one who's starving your child! Your whole family is starving their children! I'll grow back! I'll grow back, okay?! Ahhh, I'll fight you to the death!!"

Dai Yuntian had anticipated this, easily dodging Wang Dong'er's "tiger pounce" with a sidestep, grabbing the meal card from the table, and slipping away quickly, leaving behind only a string of infuriatingly snickering laughter: "Tsk tsk tsk... chest not bulging, butt not perky, tiny A cup, how laughable!"

"See you at the cafeteria, Princess Taiping!"

"Stop right there! If I don't teach you a lesson today, I'm not a Wang!"

Wang Dong'er blushed instantly, became furious, grabbed a pillow and chased after him, her breath filled with the fragrance of birdsong.

……

On the tree-lined path of Shrek Academy, a familiar scene of "you chase me, I run away" is unfolding.

Dai Yun walked calmly ahead, his pace seemingly slow, yet he always managed to avoid Wang Dong'er's furious "pursuit" from behind.

He even admired the roadside flowers and plants with great interest, occasionally turning back to comment in an irritating tone: "The speed is alright, but the accuracy is lacking, Xiao Wang, you need to work harder." (End of Chapter)