I'm a sophomore in college, what the heck is this "male god cultivation system"?

Chapter 143 Victory Celebration Banquet (7K)

Just as Tian Jingyi still harbored a last shred of doubt, Chen Yan suddenly took out his phone and asked, "Do you want to see her picture? She studies at Jianghai University. Maybe we'll run into each other when we go out in the future."

"Huh?" Tian Jingyi was stunned for a moment. Before she could say anything, she saw Chen Yan open his phone, open WeChat, and then quickly scroll down in the [Contacts] list, finally stopping at the [Dad] section.

Tian Jingyi pursed her lips, said nothing, and just kept staring at Chen Yan's phone.

Judging from Chen Sen's WeChat Moments, one can tell that he is a leisurely middle-aged man. His posts are about fishing, gardening, and hiking, showing a vibrant and energetic side that contrasts sharply with the lifeless demeanor of young people.

Finally, Chen Yan stopped at a photo Chen Sen posted on his WeChat Moments in July. It was a simple photo of Lin Zhixi wearing a graduation gown and standing in front of a statue.

It must be said that Chen Sen's photography skills are quite average. He didn't consider lighting or focus at all, and even Lin Zhixi wasn't photographed very clearly under the light.

The only reason this photo is acceptable is because Lin Zhixi's looks are stunning; she's beautiful from every angle.

It was because of that photo that Chen Yan, who hadn't yet had a proper conversation with Lin Zhixi, got a preliminary impression of her—this girl must have a pretty good temper.

Anyone with a slightly bad temper would explode upon seeing a photo like this.

"Hey, my sister, isn't she pretty?" Chen Yan handed his phone to Tian Jingyi and laughed, "Even with my dad's photography skills, he can still take pictures like this."

Tian Jingyi didn't speak immediately, but stared blankly at the photo for five or six seconds before saying, "Your sister is so beautiful, she could be a big star."

Tian Jingyi had seen beautiful girls before, but few could give her the same level of amazement...

After saying that, she looked up at Chen Yan again and subconsciously said, "Uncle and Aunt have such good genes. You and your sister are both so good-looking."

"Ahem..." These words made Chen Yan a little embarrassed, after all, Lin Zhixi was truly naturally beautiful, while he could be said to have relied entirely on the system.

"When we have children in the future, they will be very beautiful too," Chen Yan joked with a grin, almost making Tian Jingyi blush.

Despite blushing, Tian Jingyi couldn't help but think about it more deeply.

Then, she realized that Chen Yan was right!
After all, she is considered a great beauty in the public eye, and Chen Yan is an exceptionally handsome man. With their genes combined, their offspring will definitely not be bad.

Not only is Chen Yan good-looking, but his physical genes are also outstanding. If his child inherits these genes...

In the terminology of the second-generation game, a child is born with a five-star card; the only difference is between a permanent five-star character and a limited five-star character.

As she thought about it, Tian Jingyi became somewhat discouraged, because she suddenly realized that she seemed to be holding back quite a bit in terms of gene integration.

Thinking of this, she couldn't help but gently punch Chen Yan's thigh.

"Huh?" Chen Yan was a little puzzled. The two of them had been chatting happily before, so how did they suddenly start touching?

Girls' thoughts are so hard to fathom...

"You're already this good, why are you still working so hard?" Tian Jingyi said, slumped over the table, somewhat annoyed. "This puts a lot of pressure on me."

Chen Yan was stunned for a moment, then couldn't help but laugh out loud. He casually reached out and gently poked her puffed-up cheeks.

It was so much fun.

……

This afternoon, Chen Yan didn't practice calligraphy with Lin Zhixi anymore, but instead spent the whole day with Tian Jingyi.

Overall, the Chinese language class was quite interesting, and the teachers' evaluation methods for the students' work were quite unique.

While I can't say I completely agree, it's quite interesting to appreciate things from a different perspective.

The more Chen Yan listened, the more he felt that his computer science major was really boring.

After all, computer science is primarily a self-taught field, and some of the things taught in schools are already outdated for workplace applications...

After finally learning the skills and entering the workforce, I'm now in my thirties and facing a job search crisis...

Fortunately, Chen Yan no longer needs to be a programmer.

……

After finishing the last class in the afternoon, Chen Yan also planned to say goodbye to Tian Jingyi, since there was a celebration banquet tonight.

During class, Chen Yan also checked the results of the "Gesture Dance". It had received over 900 million likes and was still at the top of the trending list, which was quite impressive.

In the Dream World, the hip-shaking dance did not achieve the same success as the hand gesture dance, and even after Chen Yan plagiarized both ideas, it still developed along the original trajectory.

Of course, the explosive popularity of the "gesture dance" is inseparable from the "video peak popularity card." Without that special item, the outcome of the two videos would have been uncertain.

Chen Yan roughly calculated his earnings this time and then couldn't help but laugh.

After all, they really made a fortune this time, so much so that Chen Yan began to wonder if Shen Shulan would regret signing the betting agreement with him.

The current prize pool alone is enough to hire a top-tier celebrity, and it's still growing...

However, this idea only flashed through Chen Yan's mind for a moment before he dismissed it. After all, judging from Shen Shulan's gentle and pleasant tone on the phone, she was clearly satisfied with the result.

If everyone is satisfied, then it's a win-win situation.

……

The celebration banquet was held at a high-end hotel.

Chen Yan only brought two people to the celebration banquet: Qingqing and his driver/manager; Shen Shulan brought five people, three men and two women, all over thirty years old.

"President Shen." As soon as he entered the private room, Chen Yan greeted Shen Shulan first.

"Today is not a negotiation, but a celebration banquet, so there's no need to be so polite." Shen Shulan waved her hand, her face full of the kind of "people are in high spirits when they are happy" smile. "Just treat it as a dinner party among friends."

As she spoke, Shen Shulan was also observing Chen Yan's appearance today.

Unlike his usual slightly parted top and retro slicked-back hairstyle, Chen Yan's hair today is parted to the sides in a typical 4/6 split, and he is wearing a white jacket with black trousers.

Overall, his attire today was neither too youthful nor too mature; it struck a perfect balance between the two.

'He's only in his early twenties.' Looking at Chen Yan, Shen Shulan couldn't help but sigh inwardly, realizing once again how vast the gap between people can be.

When she was twenty, she was still confused about the future. Her idea at the time was to participate in more competitions in college and find a stable job later.

Meanwhile, a young man who was only five or six years older than her child had already seen the emerging opportunity and made his first fortune by taking advantage of it.

If the wind were a little stronger, it might be able to soar into the sky.

……

"Just treat it as a dinner party among friends."

Upon hearing Shen Shulan's words, Chen Yan quickly grasped the atmosphere of today's dinner party and made a quick observation of the other five people from Jinxiu Clothing.

Clearly, these people were all Shen Shulan's confidants.

The atmosphere throughout the rest of the dinner was quite good... To be fair, although Chen Yan is an excellent listener, he can't perform as perfectly at a dinner party as those seasoned veterans.

However, Chen Yan doesn't need to meet such a standard. Through the "gesture dance," he has already proven his ability and value. After achieving this, collaborators will proactively extend a friendly gesture. At this point, as long as his emotional intelligence isn't particularly low, the atmosphere will generally be quite pleasant.

At the same time, Chen Yan has another advantage: under the influence of his pure yang body, being able to drink a thousand cups without getting drunk is not a problem for him.

Drinking is also a great way to get closer to each other.

Although there is a lot of criticism of "drinking culture" on the internet now, as long as human society exists, drinking culture will be hard to disappear... Even if it disappears, similar projects will appear.

The meal was a success, with both hosts and guests thoroughly enjoying themselves.

……

After meal.

The driver drove slowly, while Chen Yan and Qingqing sat in the back seat.

Although he had drunk quite a bit at the banquet, Chen Yan showed no signs of fatigue or mental confusion and remained quite energetic.

No one dared to force Qingqing to drink during the entire banquet, but she did drink a few cups. Although she couldn't be said to be drunk... according to Chen Yan's observation, she was probably three-tenths drunk at this point.

They belong to the category of people whose minds are still clear, but who might be a little impulsive when speaking or acting.

"Shen just calculated the revenue from our video so far." Chen Yan took a sip of water from his thermos and said, "Your share will be deposited into your account within two business days. Remember to pay your taxes."

When this topic came up, Qingqing became excited.

She was with Chen Yan the whole time during the negotiations that day and knew how much her appearance fee was... Based on the current number of likes, after deducting the portion taken by the agency, she would receive more than 500,000 yuan.

This amount of money is already a "small fortune" for her... It's amazing that such an exaggerated income can be obtained from just a short video with a total shooting time of less than half an hour.

Moreover, according to the performance-based agreement, as long as the video's performance continues to improve, the money she receives will increase...

The revenue from commercial orders is secondary; the huge success of the "hand gesture dance" has led to a surge in her fan base... from just over 200,000 to nearly 6 million.

These days she has also received a lot of reviews and collaborations from merchants and shops, and the prices are at least dozens of times higher than before.

It's fair to say that this simple "hand-waving dance" completely changed her future.

Before signing with [Hengxing Media], Qingqing did some research on MCNs... Most of the online reviews of MCNs were negative, saying that MCNs were nothing more than bloodsuckers lying on streamers, providing almost no effective benefits.

If it weren't for the truly generous terms offered by [Hengxing Media], and the fact that her account itself wasn't particularly popular, Qingqing wouldn't have even considered signing a contract.

However, this one signing directly changed her future.

'The content online is a mixed bag; you can't believe everything. Who says MCNs are useless? MCNs are incredibly useful.'

Qingqing couldn't help but mutter to herself. Of course, in her opinion, what was useful wasn't the MCN, but the boss sitting next to her...

Thinking of this, she quietly turned her head and cautiously looked at Chen Yan, only to see that Chen Yan was sitting back in his seat, resting with his eyes closed.

Seeing that Chen Yan had his eyes closed, Qingqing became bolder and focused her gaze almost entirely on him.

'The boss's face shape is absolutely perfect... and the muscle definition in his arms is amazing... even without doing anything, just sitting there gives off a very charismatic vibe.'

Perhaps because she was drunk, Qingqing was much bolder now... Of course, her so-called boldness was just that her fantasies were more extreme.

Looking at Chen Yan's flawless profile, she subconsciously swallowed.

……

Fifteen minutes later, Pamei slowly stopped downstairs at Qingqing's house.

"We're here?" Chen Yan opened his eyes, turned his head and met Qingqing's gaze. Ignoring her slightly flustered expression, he said:

"Go back and get some rest today, and get yourself ready."

"Mmm." Qingqing nodded vigorously, but did not get out of the car immediately.

"Is there anything else you want to say?" Chen Yan looked at her and asked gently. "Um, boss, you...you drank tonight, would you like to go upstairs for a hangover soup?" Qingqing didn't know why she had suggested this.

"Oh no, I really drank too much today. How could I have said something like that? What if I get rejected? How am I supposed to face my boss after this?"

The brief silence quickly depleted Qingqing's already dwindling courage. Just as she was about to run away, her last bit of courage was about to be exhausted, when she saw Chen Yan nod slightly.

"it is good."

After saying that, Chen Yan looked at the driver in the front seat and said, "Find a place to park first, and I'll call you later so you can come over."

Qingqing immediately doubted whether she had misheard. After confirming that Chen Yan was nodding and that what he had just said was indeed "okay," she was instantly enveloped in a dizzying feeling.

Even when she got out of the car, she tripped. If Chen Yan, who was standing behind her, hadn't caught her, she probably would have fallen to the ground.

On her way upstairs, Qingqing couldn't help but fantasize about what would happen next. Perhaps it was because she was a little drunk today, or perhaps it was because Chen Yan's sexual tension was just too strong...

Even just imagining it made Qingqing's legs start to tremble uncontrollably.

……

An hour later, Chen Yan got back into the car safely.

The driver subconsciously glanced at Chen Yan's expression in the front mirror, only to find that the other man's complexion was no different from before, still giving off a vigorous feeling.

"I've only been here for a little over an hour, and it doesn't seem to have changed at all." The young driver's eyes widened, thinking to himself that people who can succeed in starting a business do indeed have a talent for energy that is far beyond the reach of ordinary people.

"Boss, where are we going?" she asked softly.

Chen Yan didn't answer immediately. After thinking for about a minute, he said, "Go..."

He gave the name of Wenya's neighborhood. With his current physical condition, he could easily play the second half of the game... and among his friends, only Wenya could barely play the whole game with him.

The rest of the people were all complete noobs.

Just as the car was about to start, Chen Yan seemed to suddenly remember something and changed his mind, saying, "Never mind, let's go back to the photo studio first, I'm going to take a shower."

Having just finished the first half, Chen Yan inevitably carried some perfume scent on him and felt he needed to adjust his condition before the second half could begin.

……

The road conditions were excellent tonight, with no traffic jams at all, which allowed the young driver to travel very efficiently.

Chen Yan quickly finished showering at the photo studio, changed into new clothes, and finally arrived at Wen Ya's residential area without incident.

When Chen Yan arrived at the entrance of the residential area, he glanced at the time.

21 points.

It wasn't late at this time. Based on Chen Yan's understanding of Wen Ya, she was either preparing teaching materials or playing on her phone at this hour.

Now that she's gone, it's the perfect time to start the second half, and it won't affect her work performance tomorrow.

'I'm a genius!' After praising himself in his heart, Chen Yan strode into the elevator, and when he arrived at the corresponding floor, he quickly walked to the door, stretched out his thumb, and pressed it on the fingerprint lock.

Just as he stepped into the living room, he saw a white figure emerge from the bathroom.

Her firm breasts, slender waist, and plump, long legs were now completely exposed...

Chen Yan didn't even need to look at the face; he could tell the other person's identity just from the overly rounded headlights.

'Wait, why didn't she even wrap herself in a towel after taking a shower and just ran straight out of the bathroom?' Chen Yan thought to himself, then quickly turned his head away.

Although he was thick-skinned, he wasn't thick-skinned enough to openly look the other person up at this moment.

Wen Ning's reaction was even more intense. Just as her mouth was about to open and she was about to scream, she quickly covered her mouth with her hand and then ran back to the bathroom as if fleeing.

'No, why is he here at this time?' Wen Ning leaned against the bathroom door, feeling her cheeks burning.

The first time she met Chen Yan, he hugged her, and her body went limp.

This matter had finally passed, and now I've given him a "bonus" instead.

"Oh no!" Wen Ning rubbed her face vigorously, regretting why she had been so lazy.

These days, she would come to Wenya's house to stay from time to time. If Chen Yan was there, she would "reluctantly" sleep in the guest room; if Chen Yan was not there, she would hug her sweet and soft sister and sleep for one night.

Before taking a shower today, seeing that all the curtains were drawn and the bathroom wasn't far from the bedroom, she decided to be lazy and run straight back to the bedroom to get dressed after her shower.

Unfortunately, just as she finished showering and took a few steps, she saw the door open and Chen Yan walk in.

Just as she was about to run back to the bathroom, Chen Yan looked over.

Then, she gave Chen Yan a bunch of "benefits" for nothing.

……

The sound of the door opening naturally attracted Wenya's attention. She was washing clothes on the balcony and hurriedly came out, just in time to see Chen Yan in the living room.

"Sister Wenya." Chen Yan quickly stepped forward and picked her up in his arms.

"Xiao Yan, what brings you here?" Wen Ya was pleasantly surprised, but before she could say anything, Chen Yan picked her up in one go.

Just as Chen Yan was about to carry Wen Ya back to the bedroom for a passionate encounter, he suddenly heard a sound coming from the bathroom.

"Sis, could you get me a bath towel? I forgot to bring it."

Chen Yan looked at the bathroom in "shock." He couldn't believe that Wen Ning would not expect that after he and Wen Ya started their fight, she would run back to the second bedroom to get dressed.

So this is revenge, naked revenge!

"Okay, okay, put me down." Wen Ya gently patted Chen Yan's back, her voice gentle. "I'll go get a towel for Xiao Ning."

"By the way, why don't you go to the master bedroom to avoid her for a while? Xiaoning is shy; she'll probably get embarrassed if you see her wearing a bath towel."

'Will she be shy? I saw her being shy even though I looked at everything.' Helpless, Chen Yan could only put Wen Ya down and go into the master bedroom to avoid her for a while.

A short while later, he heard the bathroom door open and the two sisters chatting.

"Here, I brought you a bath towel. I've put your pajamas in the second bedroom. Put them on before you come out."

So, can we still sleep together tonight?

"Hmm...why don't you go and put your clothes on first?"

After a brief conversation, a series of hurried footsteps sounded, followed by the sound of the second bedroom door closing.

After all this was over, Wenya glanced gently at the master bedroom door and said softly:

"Xiaoyan, she's gone in, she can come out now."

……

The intense battle they had imagined didn't begin immediately; instead, the three of them sat around a table talking.

The three sat at the square table, facing east, south, and north respectively. Each person had a cup of hot milk in front of them, and there were some snacks on the table.

The content of the conversation consisted of things happening around them.

Wenya said that the institution had recently hired a few more teachers, so she had more free time and only needed to teach two or three classes a week.

Chen Yan contributed Pan Yang's Easter egg incident, ultimately earning the unanimous praise of the two sisters—gamblers deserve to die.

Of course, Wenya's answer was relatively gentler, and she also advised Chen Yan not to get involved in this kind of money game that involves "gambling" and "taking over someone else's losses".

'As expected, Sister Wenya is a woman who radiates maternal warmth.' After thinking to himself, Chen Yan nodded in agreement with Wenya's words and prepared to listen to the topics Wen Ning had brought up.

Compared to their relatively lighthearted conversation, Wen Ning's words were filled with much more resentment.

To put it simply, one of the top students in their class was confessed to by a delinquent from the first year of high school... Of course, to put it nicely, it's a confession, but anyone who's been to school knows that such a delinquent's confession is no different from harassment.

"I really don't understand why there are still such troublemakers in school. It's one thing for them not to study, but they also affect other people who are supposed to study."

“My student always had excellent grades. As long as he didn’t underperform, he was basically at the level of a top-tier university. But then he encountered this kind of guy.”

“I talked to the other class’s homeroom teacher and found out that the students in those two classes had paid money to get in. They spent so much money from their families, but instead of studying properly, they just wanted to date and harass others when they got to school.”

"I've already explained the situation to the school, but they're completely unfazed. Apparently, their mother and the dean of students used to be classmates, and harassing senior students has no impact whatsoever. I really can't take it anymore."

"When I went to class today, I saw him standing at the door of our classroom harassing other students. I almost wanted to slap him across the face."

"People who don't study should just lie down and not bother to influence others. What's the difference between them and the thugs outside schools ten years ago? Can't we just get rid of these kinds of people all at once?"

"The only good news is that my student has a good attitude and wasn't affected by this idiot."

You could tell from Wen Ning's tone that she was dissatisfied with these school bullies and wished she could pull off an accident and wipe out the whole group in one fell swoop.

After all, the college entrance examination is just two months away. Any homeroom teacher with a little sense of responsibility would be furious if their top students were affected like this.

Of course, Chen Yan completely agreed with Wen Ning's point of view... After all, he had read books and knew just how disgusting it was for a scoundrel who didn't study himself but harassed others.

Although there were no such people in their school after a streaming process in high school, it was indeed a mixed bag in junior high. There were often hooligans outside the school, while there was a group of low-achieving students on campus who took pride in being "socialites".

I remember in the second year of junior high, he had a conflict with someone from the next class, and he ended up being told, "You just wait, after school I'll find someone to ambush you and that'll be the end of it."

So, Chen Yan casually added two more kicks.

Of course, he was indeed ambushed by the other party and several "street thugs" after school...

But when those people looked at the tall, strong man standing next to him, who was over 1.9 meters tall and weighed nearly 200 kilograms, and the two tough senior brothers who came to pick him up from get out of class, the whole thing ended peacefully...

Well... if we ignore the part about Chen Yan and Gao Zhuang going to the next class the next day to have a good talk with the other party and resolve the conflict, the whole thing should be considered to have ended peacefully.

It's true that using academic performance to stream students is necessary, but things like "happy education" should just remain a beautiful fantasy for some people.

The only thing that surprised him was that the promising students were affected, but the school leaders still hadn't punished that troublemaker... Was it because the school's college entrance rate was too high and the school didn't care, or was there some other reason?

For some reason, based on Wen Ning's descriptions, Chen Yan suddenly thought of someone whose child seemed to have gotten into the school by paying money, and whose grades were still terrible...

……

The three of them chatted back and forth, and the atmosphere became more and more lively, continuing until nearly midnight.

Finally, Wen Ning left the chat room first, citing "I have class tomorrow morning," and went to the second bedroom to go to sleep.

As for Chen Yan, he couldn't wait to start a fierce confrontation after entering the master bedroom with Wen Ya.

……

(I was exhausted from revising last night's chapter; I had to delete a lot before I could release it. Then, I wasted some time getting home tonight, so I can only write 7,000 words so far.)
(I'll make up the 1,000 words I owe tomorrow. Tomorrow I'll go straight to 10,000 words a day, I won't fall behind.)
(End of this chapter)